Best line of the day

“Tiny, identical, clothing designers the Olsen Twins will sell you a backpack for, not kidding, 39 thousand dollars. This makes the twins the most adorable example of everything that’s wrong with the world ever!”

. . .

“Those hippies that are protesting Wall Street are spreading to other towns where it turns out there are also rich people. Again, the rich people do not appear to be overly, or even remotely, concerned. They’re out shopping for backpacks.”

Newsdroppings

There Are Bad Guys in This Story

“In the first act, bankers took advantage of deregulation to run wild (and pay themselves princely sums), inflating huge bubbles through reckless lending. In the second act, the bubbles burst — but bankers were bailed out by taxpayers, with remarkably few strings attached, even as ordinary workers continued to suffer the consequences of the bankers’ sins. And, in the third act, bankers showed their gratitude by turning on the people who had saved them, throwing their support — and the wealth they still possessed thanks to the bailouts — behind politicians who promised to keep their taxes low and dismantle the mild regulations erected in the aftermath of the crisis.”

Paul Krugman in today’s column

Today’s Photos

If I have to get up at zero-dark-30, you have to scroll through four more Balloon Fiesta photos.

The winds on the ground weren’t bad, but aloft they were too much for balloon flying, so the special shapes just stood up today. (The weather has been a problem three days in a row now.) Once again I was on the crew for Iwi the Kiwi representing New Zealand. These were taken with an iPhone 4 when I had a second of not holding Iwi open for inflation or helping weight down the gondola. Click images for larger versions.

This morning's sunrise was absolutely incredible. That's the Sandia Mountains.
A couple of early risers silhouetted by the sky looking northeast.
The insides of Iwi the Kiwi while he was standing up.
Iwi the Kiwi rising some seven stories. You can't believe how much trouble that cap is when he's being deflated. Air bubble every time. Cute though, isn't he?

Best line of the day

“No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.”

Steve Jobs, Commencement Address at Stanford (2005)

October 5th

Vietnam Veterans Memorial
Vietnam Veterans Memorial

It’s the birthday

… of Maya Lin. The designer of the Vietnam Memorial is 52.

… of Bill Keane. The artist and creator of Family Circus is 89.

… of comedian Bill Dana, born William Szathmary 87 years ago today. He was once a famed astronaut, José Jiménez.

… of Steve Miller. Miller was encouraged as a child by family friend Les Paul. Fly Like an Eagle today Steve, you’re 68.

… of Edward P. Jones. The author of the Pulitizer Prize winning novel The Known World is 61. A great book.

… of Diane Cilento. Ms. Cilento received a supporting actress Oscar nomination for her performance in Tom Jones, but NewMexiKen liked her best as the spicy, outspoken passenger in Hombre (with Paul Newman in photo). Diane Cilento was married to Sean Connery 1962-1973. She’s 78 today.

Newman and Cilento

… of Bill James, 62.

… of Karen Allen, 60.

… of Bob Geldof. He’s 60.

… of Michael Andretti, 49.

… of Mario Lemieux and Patrick Roy. They’re 46.

… of Grant Hill. He’s 39.

… of Kate Winslet. The actress is 36. She’s been nominated for the best leading actress Oscar four times and the best supporting actress Oscar twice. She won for The Reader in 2009.

… of actor Donald Pleasence, born in 1919. Pleasance was in a lot of films, but I liked him best as Colin Blythe, “The Forger,” in The Great Escape.

… of Allen Ludden, born in 1917, host of Password and Mr. Betty White from 1963 until he died in 1981.

… of Larry Fine, born 109 years ago today. You know, the Larry of Larry, Curly and Moe.

… of Ray Kroc, developer of the McDonald’s empire, who was born on October 5th in 1902.

But by 1941, “I felt it was time I was on my own,” Mr. Kroc once recalled, and he became the exclusive sales agent for a machine that could prepare five milkshakes at a time.

Then, in 1954, Mr. Kroc heard about Richard and Maurice McDonald, the owners of a fast-food emporium in San Bernadino, Calif., that was using several of his mixers. As a milkshake specialist, Mr. Kroc later explained, “I had to see what kind of an operation was making 40 at one time.”
. . .

Mr. Kroc talked to the McDonald brothers about opening franchise outlets patterned on their restaurant, which sold hamburgers for 15 cents, french fries for 10 cents and milkshakes for 20 cents.

Eventually, the McDonalds and Mr. Kroc worked out a deal whereby he was to give them a small percentage of the gross of his operation. In due course the first of Mr. Kroc’s restaurants was opened in Des Plaines, another Chicago suburb, long famous as the site of an annual Methodist encampment.

Business proved excellent, and Mr. Kroc soon set about opening other restaurants. The second and third, both in California, opened later in 1955; in five years there were 228, and in 1961 he bought out the McDonald brothers.

Source: Kroc obituary in 1984 from The New York Times

Chester A. Arthur, the 21st president, was born on October 5th in 1829. Arthur became president when Garfield was assassinated.

And it’s the birthday of my mother, born in Laredo, Texas, 86 years ago today. Dad always called Mom “Peter Pan,” never wanting to grow up. And she didn’t; she died at 48.

‘I will fight no more forever’

With 2,000 U.S. soldiers in pursuit, Chief Joseph led fewer than 300 Nez Percé Indians towards freedom at the Canadian border. For over three months, the Nez Percé outmaneuvered and battled their pursuers traveling over 1,000 miles across Oregon, Washington, Idaho, and Montana. On October 5, 1877, Chief Joseph, exhausted and disheartened, surrendered in the Bear Paw mountains of Montana, 40 miles south of Canada.

Library of Congress

Surrendering to Gen. Nelson Miles 134 years ago today, Joseph spoke:

Chief Joseph

I am tired of fighting. Our Chiefs are killed; Looking Glass is dead, Ta Hool Hool Shute is dead. The old men are all dead. It is the young men who say “Yes” or “No.” He who led the young men is dead. It is cold, and we have no blankets; the little children are freezing to death. My people, some of them, have run away to the hills, and have no blankets, no food. No one knows where they are – perhaps freezing to death. I want to have time to look for my children, and see how many of them I can find. Maybe I shall find them among the dead. Hear me, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever.

Balloon Update

Few balloons flew Tuesday and all events were cancelled this morning as Albuquerque had the rainiest day in nearly a year — a lousy quarter of an inch yesterday, but heavier early today. And probably an inch-and-a-half up here at 6,000 feet.

Another front with strong winds and much colder temperatures is on its way, but the sun is shining now and clouds are few. Temp in just mid-50s though.

If my memory is correct, the weather is almost always unsettled during Balloon Fiesta week. Perhaps the event should be held a week or two earlier. Just sayin’.

Ten Reasons I Don’t Heart the Balloon Fiesta

Still the funniest thing I’ve ever read about Balloon Fiesta week in Albuquerque.

‘Burque Babble: Ten Reasons I Don’t Heart the Balloon Fiesta

Scott posted more reasons in other years, including 2008, but added this.

Ten Reasons I Like Albuquerque, Really:

A. The 50 weeks of the year in which the Balloon Fiesta is not held.
B. The River Bike Path
C. The weather during the two-weeks of the Balloon Fiesta, especially the rare cloudy, rainy Sunday morning.
D. That newish bike path along I-40 going from the Big-I area uphill. It’s fantastic.
E. The Chama River Taproom on 2nd between Central and Gold.
F. That a bus driver let me carry my bike into the bus recently when the bus-front rack was full.
G. The Sandias.
H. The fact that very few people hike in the Sandias, especially given how close they are to a rather sizable urban area.
I. My life down here in the South Valley, even when the wife and I are hiding out in our home to avoid opening the door to balloonist guy who is stuck in the alfalfa field behind our house.
J. The Phở at Cafe Trang, followed by a grocery visit to Talin Market.

There, that should even up the cynical negativity/positivism quotient…well, at least a little.

‘Burque Babble: Ten Reasons I Hate the Balloon Fiesta: 2008 Edition

Best Apple iPhone 4S line of the day

“It was like the child who convinces himself there will be a pony waiting for him under the Christmas tree even though no one promised one or even suggested such a gift existed.”

Nick Bilton, Bits Blog – NYTimes.com

And then after explaining how much is new in the 4S —

“So as people start asking me if I’m disappointed, I have to remind them there still was a shiny new firetruck under the tree there Tuesday morning.”

FYI I intend to get one to replace my 16-month-old iPhone 4.

Best line of the day

I follow Mary Elizabeth Williams on Twitter because I have liked her writing. For example:

Mary Elizabeth’s law: There are two kinds of food — those that can be improved with bacon, and those that can be improved with chocolate.

Mary Elizabeth’s paradox: And yet, bacon and chocolate do not mix.

Mary Elizabeth’s addendum: But butter goes with everything.

Like most people, I’m deeply cynical. Like most people, I’m also secretly optimistic.

And then I’ve learned she has been diagnosed with melanoma. It’s sad of course, but she is amusing telling about it.

She’s writing a book. She tweeted this a few minutes ago.

“@embeedub: Today’s working title of the book is “This Sucks & I Don’t Feel Like Doing It Any More But I’ll Butch Up Anyway, Motherfuckers.””

Mary Beth Williams (@embeedub) on Twitter

A Republic, If You Can Keep It

Charles P. Pierce on the Brennan Report on new laws restricting voting. An excerpt:

How hard is it really? Our election laws should be such that as many people as absolutely possible are allowed to vote, and as conveniently as possible, and every damn vote should be counted fairly. Period. Full stop. How is there not a national consensus behind that?

People fought and bled and died for this right, and not just overseas, either. Lyndon Johnson gave the greatest speech I ever heard from an American president and did so in support of the Voting Rights Act….

How did we get so far from that, with phony accusations of “voter fraud” being enough for people to erect paper barriers and bureaucratic dirty tricks that would have embarrassed the East Germans.

Buster Keaton

The wonderful Joseph Frank Keaton was born 116 years ago today. Roger Ebert wrote about “Buster” Keaton in 2002. It’s worth reading; a brief excerpt:

He said he learned to “take a fall” as a child, when he toured in vaudeville with his parents, Joe and Myra. By the time he was 3, he was being thrown around the stage and into the orchestra pit, and his little suits even had a handle concealed at the waist, so Joe could sling him like luggage. Today this would be child abuse; then it was showbiz.

The Films of Buster Keaton

Top Ten American Newspaper Columns Ever

DETROIT, Saturday, June 25, 2011 –  In a survey of columnists nationwide, the top American column in history was typed up by the late, great Ernie Pyle.

Pyle’s “The Death of Captain Waskow” first was published Jan. 10, 1944, by his syndicate, Scripps Howard.

Background from National Society of Newspaper Columnists.

15 columns were nominated and can be read in a 31-page free pdf download.

Ten-Four

Today is the birthday

… of Gothic author Anne Rice, 70. She is said to have sold 100 million books. Excerpt from The Writer’s Almanac with Garrison Keillor from last year:

[B]orn Howard Allen O’Brien in New Orleans (1941). Her parents were Irish Catholics, and also free spirits, and they thought it would be great fun to name their daughter after her father, whose name was Howard. But she hated it so much that she changed her name to Anne when she was in first grade.

Anne was one of four girls, and she said that they were all a little weird, grew up isolated and strange like the Brontë sisters. They created fantasy worlds and made up horror stories together, and they liked to wander through cemeteries for fun. And while they walked through the streets of New Orleans, past falling-down mansions, their mom would tell them stories of horrible things that had happened inside. Even though Anne was fascinated by ghosts and violence, she was also a devout Catholic, so devout that she wanted to be a nun for a while. But when she was 14, her mother died from alcoholism, and her dad moved the family to Texas. Here Anne became a normal teenager, had friends, and edited her school’s paper. She gave up Catholicism, inspired by the defiance of 1960s counterculture. She went to college and ended up marrying her high school sweetheart.

… of St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa, 67. LaRussa is the third winningest manager in baseball history, behind Connie Mack and John McGraw. He has managed 5,097 games.

… of Susan Sarandon. The five-time nominee for best actress (she won for Dead Man Walking) is 65 today.

… of Admiral Michael Mullen, 65. Mullen was Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff from 2007 until last Friday.

… of director Stephen Gyllenhaal. Maggie and Jake’s dad is 62 today.

… of Alicia Silverstone, probably not as clueless at 35.

John Charles Carter was born on October 4, 1923. As Charlton Heston he won the best actor Oscar for Ben-Hur (1959), his only nomination.

It’s the birthday of Buster Keaton, born on this date in 1895.

Buster Keaton is considered one of the greatest comic actors of all time. His influence on physical comedy is rivaled only by Charlie Chaplin. Like many of the great actors of the silent era, Keaton’s work was cast into near obscurity for many years. Only toward the end of his life was there a renewed interest in his films. An acrobatically skillful and psychologically insightful actor, Keaton made dozens of short films and fourteen major silent features, attesting to one of the most talented and innovative artists of his time. …

It was this “stone face,” however, that came to represent a sense of optimism and everlasting inquisitiveness.

In films such as The Navigator (1924), The General (1926), and The Cameraman (1928), Keaton portrayed characters whose physical abilities seemed completely contingent on their surroundings. Considered one of the greatest acrobatic actors, Keaton could step on or off a moving train with the smoothness of getting out of bed. Often at odds with the physical world, his ability to naively adapt brought a melancholy sweetness to the films.

American Masters | PBS

Damon Runyan, the author of Guys and Dolls, from which the movie came, was born on October 4th in 1880. “The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong — but that is the way to bet.” The Writer’s Almanac has more.

Frederic Remington was born on October 4th in 1861.

Remington

With his dynamic representations of cowboys and cavalrymen, bronco busters and braves, 19th-century artist Frederic Remington created a mythic image of the American West that continues to inspire America today. His technical ability to reproduce the physical beauty of the Western landscape made him a sought-after illustrator, but it was his insight into the heroic nature of American settlers that made him great. This painter, sculptor, author, and illustrator, who was so often identified with the American West, surprisingly spent most of his life in the East. More than anything, in fact, it was Remington’s connection with the eastern fantasy of the West, and not a true knowledge of its history and people, that his admirers responded to.

American Masters | PBS

Photo of sculpture from Amon Carter Museum.

And it’s the birthday of Rutherford Birchard Hayes, 19th President of the United States. Hayes was born in Delaware, Ohio, on this date in 1822.

As the Library of Congress tells it:

Rutherford B. Hayes became…president in 1877 after a bitterly-contested election against Democrat Samuel J. Tilden of New York. Tilden won the popular vote, but disputed electoral ballots from four states prompted Congress to create a special electoral commission to decide the election’s result. The fifteen-man commission of congressmen and Supreme Court justices, eight of whom were Republicans, voted along party lines deciding the election in Hayes’s favor.

The Space Age began 54 years ago today with the launch of Sputnik (Cпутник) by the Soviet Union. The word means companion or satellite in Russian.

Not cool story of the day

“For many immigrants, however, waiting seemed just too dangerous. By Monday afternoon, 123 students had withdrawn from the schools in this small town in the northern hills, leaving behind teary and confused classmates. Scores more were absent. Statewide, 1,988 Hispanic students were absent on Friday, about 5 percent of the entire Hispanic population of the school system.”

After Ruling, Hispanics Flee an Alabama Town

I love this country but some times I sure don’t like it very much.