Best line of the day

I follow Mary Elizabeth Williams on Twitter because I have liked her writing. For example:

Mary Elizabeth’s law: There are two kinds of food — those that can be improved with bacon, and those that can be improved with chocolate.

Mary Elizabeth’s paradox: And yet, bacon and chocolate do not mix.

Mary Elizabeth’s addendum: But butter goes with everything.

Like most people, I’m deeply cynical. Like most people, I’m also secretly optimistic.

And then I’ve learned she has been diagnosed with melanoma. It’s sad of course, but she is amusing telling about it.

She’s writing a book. She tweeted this a few minutes ago.

“@embeedub: Today’s working title of the book is “This Sucks & I Don’t Feel Like Doing It Any More But I’ll Butch Up Anyway, Motherfuckers.””

Mary Beth Williams (@embeedub) on Twitter