“Tiny, identical, clothing designers the Olsen Twins will sell you a backpack for, not kidding, 39 thousand dollars. This makes the twins the most adorable example of everything that’s wrong with the world ever!”
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“Those hippies that are protesting Wall Street are spreading to other towns where it turns out there are also rich people. Again, the rich people do not appear to be overly, or even remotely, concerned. They’re out shopping for backpacks.”