The Gift of the Magi

This is a Christmas season perennial here at NewMexiKen. Go ahead, read it again. It makes everything about the season seem simpler yet more precious.

Merry Christmas!


The Gift of the Magi
by O. Henry (William Sydney Porter), 1906.

One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And
sixty cents of it was in pennies. Pennies saved one and two
at a time by bulldozing the grocer and the vegetable man and
the butcher until one’s cheeks burned with the silent
imputation of parsimony that such close dealing implied.
Three times Della counted it. One dollar and eighty-seven
cents. And the next day would be Christmas.

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Crackheads

A long-time NewMexiKen reader wrote to say, “No NMK until 2011? Come on, I need stuff to read.”

These are good.

The best feature films of 2010 by Roger Ebert

Your Burning Questions, Answered by Matt Taibbi

A Holiday Message from Ricky Gervais: Why I’m An Atheist

And a best line:

“It’s not Christmas until you throw the tape dispenser because you can’t get the tape started.” – Bill

Shoebox » Quote of the day

920 Biography, genealogy, insignia

Melvil Dewey was born on December 10th in 1851. You know — Dewey, as in Dewey decimal system.

Read Dewey’s obituary in 1931 from The New York Times.

Elsewhere, Kenneth Branagh is 50.

And Susan Dey of “The Partridge Family” is 58.

Emily-Dickinson.jpgEmily Dickinson was born on December 10th in 1830.

This from a lengthy piece about Dickinson at The Writer’s Almanac with Garrison Keillor:

Emily Dickinson is one of the most-speculated-about writers in history — in popular myth, she was a virginal recluse who dressed all in white and then wrote passionate poems that were so unlike anything being written at the time. Relatively little is known about her life, and biographers often try to use clues in her poems to guess about her habits, personality, and sexuality.

I taste a liquor never brewed
by Emily Dickinson

I taste a liquor never brewed –
From Tankards scooped in Pearl –
Not all the Frankfort Berries
Yield such an Alcohol!

Inebriate of air – am I –
And Debauchee of Dew –
Reeling – thro’ endless summer days –
From inns of molten Blue –

When “Landlords” turn the drunken Bee
Out of the Foxglove’s door –
When Butterflies – renounce their “drams” –
I shall but drink the more!

Till Seraphs swing their snowy Hats –
And Saints – to windows run –
To see the Tippler
Leaning against the – Sun!

Uh, oh

Turlock, California, has one too many people that need a life, too.

TURLOCK, Calif. — A painted plywood cut-out of Santa with a cowboy hat and a gun on his belt is causing quite a stir in Turlock.

”I tried to get the image out of my head all day long and I could not, because Santa is made for love, bringing families together, not carrying weapons,” Monica Sliva said.

The Santa is one of many displays that line Tracy’s Christmas Tree Lot on Monte Vista Avenue.
Sliva confronted the workers at the tree lot to ask them to take the gun-toting Santa display down because she said it sends the wrong message to children.

“It portrays to the kids that it’s OK for Santa to be carrying a gun and therefore it’s OK for them to be carrying a gun,” Sliva said.

Tree lot workers said they have been using the cowboy Santa display for 20 years and have never had a compliant until Sliva asked them to take it down.

KCRA Sacramento

There’s video at the link.

December ninth

Today is the birthday

… of Kirk Douglas. The three-time Oscar nominee is 94. NewMexiKen’s favorite Douglas performance is in Lonely Are the Brave. “Filmed on location in New Mexico, Lonely are the Brave was adapted by Dalton Trumbo from Edward Abbey’s novel Brave Cowboy.”

… of Judi Dench. The six-time Oscar nominee, one-time winner, is 76.

… of Beau Bridges. Jeff’s big brother is 69. No Oscars for Beau, but he has three wins from 10 Emmy nominations.

… of Dick Butkus, 68. The Butkus Award is given each year to the best college linebacker, so I guess that tells you what kind of a linebacker Butkus was.

… of Tom Kite. He’s 61.

… of John Malkovich. The two-time Oscar nominee is 57.

… of Donny Osmond, 53. Fifty. Three.

… of Felicity Huffman. The Oscar nominee and Desperate Housewife is 48.

… of Jakob Dylan, son of Bob. Jakob is 41 today. He’s the youngest of his dad’s four children with first wife Sara Lownds, the Sad-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands.

The screenwriter and novelist Dalton Trumbo was born in Montrose, Colorado, 105 years ago today. Trumbo was nominated for three writing Oscars, winning twice, for Roman Holiday and The Brave One. Because he was blacklisted for refusing to testify before the House Un-American Activities Committee, both Oscars were awarded to fronts. The records were changed only years later after Otto Preminger and Kirk Douglas fought the blacklisting and credited Trumbo’s screenwriting for Exodus and Spartacus respectively. Trumbo’s novel Johnny Got His Gun is a classic that everyone should read.

The famed circus clown Emmett Kelly was born on December 9, 1898. Kelly was known for his character Weary Willie, in makeup as a bum sweeping up. His was a revolutionary character; clowns always appeared in white face before Kelly. He was a star performer with Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus when I was a kid. And he was celebrity enough that he could appear on the popular TV show “What’s My Line?” The video is fun when Kelly first appears.

Grace Hopper was born in New York City 104 years ago today.

She began tinkering around with machines when she was seven years old, dismantling several alarm clocks around the house to see how they worked. She studied math and physics in college, and eventually got a Ph.D. in mathematics from Yale.

Then World War II broke out, and Hopper wanted to serve her country. Her father had been an admiral in the Navy, so she applied to a division of the Navy called WAVES, which stood for Women Accepted for Voluntary Emergency Service. They turned her down at first[;] they said she was too old at 35, and that she didn’t weigh enough, at 105 pounds. But she wouldn’t give up, and they eventually accepted her. With her math skills, she was assigned to work on a machine that might help calculate the trajectory of bombs and rockets.

Hopper learned how to program that early computing machine, and wrote the first instruction manual for its use. And she went on to help write an early computer language known as COBOL — “Common Business-Oriented Language.” She remained in the Navy, and eventually she became the first woman ever promoted to rear admiral.

The Writers Almanac from American Public Media (2006)

Clarence Birdseye was born on this date in 1886. Birdseye, fishing with Inuit in the Arctic, observed that fish flash frozen at Arctic temperatures, when thawed, tasted much better and fresher than fish frozen at higher temperatures, as was being done commercially. That is, Birdseye came up with the approach that made frozen food acceptable. The company he founded eventually became General Foods.

Best hypothetical question of the day

“Apple people do tend to throw around that word ‘Genius’ quite a bit, don’t they? Want new music? Here’s our Genius Recommendation. Need help with your Apple device? Well, make an appointment at the Genius Bar. You didn’t make an appointment? Well, we’ll see if you we can sneak you in with one of our Geniuses between scheduled appointments. What exactly would Apple do if, say, Albert Einstein or Copernicus or Mozart went to work there? Would the Apple people come up with a new word to describe them? Would all of Cupertino fly apart in the bright-white light of supergenius imploding into itself?”

Joe Posnanski

BTW the quotation above is rather atypical of this particular post by Posnanski. I recommend you go read the whole thing. I promise it will make you think and say, yeah I’m like that too. He really is something.

Error of the Year

As the linked article is about stealing off the internet — and the consequences — I’ll have to count on you to go read it at Regret the Error in their post about the year in media errors. Here’s the gist:

Gaudio’s was apparently a timeless piece of writing because it was reworked and published under her byline in Cooks Source, a small American culinary magazine. Slight problem: Gaudio had no idea her writing was being reused. She emailed the magazine to express her disappointment, and the ensuing response from editor Judith Griggs has become the stuff of Internet legend.

Best line of the day

I think I should preface this one. First, as someone who kept government secrets for 30+ years, including zillions of State Department cables, I have some ambivalence about what Wikileaks and Julian Assange have done. Second, if he committed a crime in Sweden as the women have alleged, then he certainly should be held fully accountable. That said, Scott Adams has the line of the day:

“To be fair, I don’t know if Assange’s alleged broken condom is because the product was defective. We have good evidence that Assange has the world’s biggest set of nuts, so assuming some degree of proportionality, he’d put a strain on any brand of condom that didn’t have rebar ribs.”

Wearing the wrong color hat

Some of my longer-term readers may remember the occasional appearance of the Sheriff of Santa Fe County in these pages — a score of links and few of his comments. Sheriff Solano resigned last month (his term was about over).

Greg Solano appears to have sold more than 1,000 items stolen from the Santa Fe County Sheriff’s office on eBay, according to the Santa Fe New Mexican. The former sheriff’s financial problems, which he says drove him to sell the stolen goods, are nothing new, though: The Santa Fe Reporter documents two decades of financial trouble.

Solano admitted to embezzling items from the Santa Fe County Sheriff’s Office and selling them on eBay when he resigned last month. And it appears that his admission did not show the full extent of his thefts.

New Mexico Independent

Too bad. He seemed like a good guy.