3 thoughts on “As far as I’m concerned”

  1. You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch,
    You really are a heel,
    You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
    You’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.
    You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

    You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch,
    Your heart’s an empty hole,
    Your brain is full of spiders,
    You’ve got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.
    I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

    You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
    You have termites in your smile.
    You have all the tender sweetness
    Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch.
    Given the choice between the two of you
    I’d take the seasick crocodile!

    You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
    You’re the king of sinful sots,
    Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched
    With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch.
    You’re a three decker sauerkraut
    and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

    You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
    With a nauseous super “naus”,
    You’re a crooked dirty jockey
    And you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch.
    Your soul is an appalling dump heap
    Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
    Mangled up in tangled up knots!

    You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
    You’re a nasty wasty skunk,
    Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
    Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch.
    The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
    “Stink, stank, stunk!”

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