There’s a lively debate among historians over the question of whether the record of the forty-third President, compiled with the indispensable help of a complaisant Congress, is the worst in American history or merely the worst of the sixteen who managed to make it into (if not out of) a second full term. That the record is appalling is by now beyond serious dispute.
– Hendrik Hertzberg in The New Yorker.
And then

Troops respond to Kerry’s attempt to be amusing

What Kerry said: “You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”
What Kerry intended to say (his prepared remarks): “Do you know where you end up if you don’t study, if you aren’t smart, if you’re intellectually lazy? You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq. Just ask President Bush.”
What Kerry should have said:
Kerry’s formal apology. Well done. More class over one misstatement than the White House has shown over 2,800 American combat deaths.
The polls are moving
Big changes this morning in polling for next Tuesday’s election. NewMexiKen remains pessimistic, but …
Anyway, I thought I’d repost this.
Oh, and according to reports, none other William Jefferson Clinton will be in Albuquerque tomorrow to campaign for Patricia Madrid, the Democratic candidate in NewMexiKen’s congressional district. I suspect he was just overdue for some good New Mexican cuisine.
The Senate is currently 55 Rep, 45 Dem (counting the independent Jeffords as a Democrat). There are 33 Senate seats in this election.
The House is currently 231 Rep, 202 Dem (counting the independent Sanders as a Democrat). There are two vacancies.
The predictions above, from electoral-vote.com, may change as new polls are analyzed.
Boring stuff
In case you’re keeping a chart, the highest temperature officially in Albuquerque during October was 82° on the 1st. The low was 35° on the 19th and 23rd. There was 1.70 inches of precipitation, but none in the last half of the month.
It was twice as wet, but just a fraction cooler than the average October.
There’s a reason they call it a ‘briefing’

The thing about this Defense Department slide that amazes me isn’t that it shows that conditions are deteriorating in Iraq — hello, that’s obvious. No, it’s the total lack of understanding of human cognition it displays. How many words and terms and symbols can we cram into one visual presentation?
No wonder Bush doesn’t get it if this is the kind of briefing slide he sees.
Slide via The New York Times.
Why is it?
Why is it that some of the people worried that electronic voting can be corrupted rush to argue for paper receipts? Do they seriously think that computer programmers willing to compromise the electronic vote can’t figure out a way to print one thing on paper and record something else in the computer?
Best line of the day, so far
“The [2000] Bush campaign trashed his wife and daughter, and he’s spent the years since trying to get a job as the pool boy in Crawford.”
— Charles P. Pierce discussing John McCain.
They’d Just Be a Damn Nuisance

This is my eighth year at Casa NewMexiKen and the total number of trick-or-treaters that have come to my door in that time is zero. I kind of miss seeing the little extortionists.
(I was in Virginia the last two years for Halloween. Plenty of little ‘uns there.)
In the past when the kids would come up and say “trick or treat” I’d say, “OK, I’ll take the trick” and just look at them for a few seconds before dishing out the candy. The little brats would just stare back, dumbfounded and totally clueless about dealing with an unpredictable situation.
I’m lucky I wasn’t arrested.
Photo of Aidan, in Virginia, with his loot.
Where I was a kid, there was some expectation that (a) you would wear a costume when trick-or-treating, and (b) if you were old enough to drive, then you would not go trick-or-treating.
When did that change and why?
The Great Pujols
Four days after earning a World Series ring, Albert Pujols became only the sixth player to get a perfect 100 score in the annual player rankings.
The St. Louis Cardinals first baseman finished first at his position in plate appearances, batting average, on-base percentage, home runs and RBIs over the 2005 and 2006 seasons, according to rankings released Tuesday by the Elias Sports Bureau.
Since the rankings were created in the settlement of the 1981 strike, the only previous players to get perfect scores were New York Yankees first baseman Don Mattingly (1987), Baltimore Orioles shortstop Cal Ripken Jr. (1991), Chicago White Sox first baseman Frank Thomas (1995), Houston first baseman Jeff Bagwell (1995) and Boston designated hitter Manny Ramirez (2002).
– SI.com
Four of the six were first basemen.
Presumed Allen Staffers Wrestle Critic
CNN says, “Some may call this manhandling.”
NewMexiKen says, “Isn’t this battery?”
And even if we concede that Stark (the man accosted) was rude, when did rudeness in a public place justify this sort of reaction?
AlterNet has the CNN video.
All Hallow E’en
From Today’s Inspiration, a Saturday Evening Post Halloween cover illustration from 1958.
And via Annette’s Notebook, the Lunch Box of the DAMNED.
Here’s the ultimate (ultimate poor taste, that is) Halloween Decoration. I can’t wait to see what they do for Christmas the holidays.
Google has a Halloween logo, though it’s not on the Google Holiday Logos page yet.

NewMexiKen could probably still identify the house that gave away packages of Krun-Chee potato chips when I was a seven or eight year old. And that someone in that same block gave out full size candy bars. Now granted, a full size candy bar in those days cost just a nickel, but “a dollar’s worth” was a common gasoline purchase then, too.
Oh, and be very careful watching this. It’s scary and the special effects will amaze you.
Happy Halloween!
Don’t Vote
Don’t Vote.org has a quiz you can take to see if you can identify 30 individuals (from their photo) and their occupation/job title. Non-partisan, relatively simple and straightforward, but interesting.
Thanks to Nora for the link.
And, oh, NewMexiKen missed two of the 30.
Happy Halloween
October 31st is the birthday
… of Dan Rather. His frequency is 75.
… of Jane Pauley. She’s 56.
… of David Ogden Stiers. Major Winchester is 64.
It’s also the birthday of Michael (Bonanza/Little House on the Prairie) Landon, who was born in 1936 and died in 1991, and John Candy, born in 1950. Candy died in 1994.
The great jazz and blues singer and film actress Ethel Waters was born on this date in 1896.
Later, in the 1930s, Waters found the mainstream of popular music, including jazz and congenial, and brought to it a combination of tragedy (in Harold Arlen’s Stormy Weather, 1933) and comedy (in H. I. Marshall’s You Can’t Stop Me From Loving You, 1931) which, in its range, was unsurpassed by any other popular singer. …
Waters was the first black entertainer to move successfully from the vaudeville and nightclub circuits to what blacks called “the white time” (the West Indian Bert Williams had done this earlier in the Ziegfield Follies — but in blackface). Her vocal resources were adequate though unexceptional, but this shortcoming was mitigated by an innate theatrical flair that enabled her to project the character and situation of every song she performed. (PBS – JAZZ A Film By Ken Burns)
Ms. Waters was nominated for the best supporting actress Oscar in 1949 for her part in “Pinky.” Such was the segregation in film and television at that time that Waters next played the title role in “Beulah” an early fifties situation comedy. Beulah was a domestic for a white family. Waters was succeeded in the role by Oscar-winner Hattie McDaniel, then Louise Beavers, and finally Amanda Randolph.
Ethel Waters died in 1977.
Ehrich Weiss, better known to us as Harry Houdini, died on this date — Halloween — in 1926.
But during a stay in Montreal in October, Houdini was assaulted by a young man in his dressing room. The stomach blows — which he had invited as a test of his legendary strength — aggravated a case of appendicitis, and he soon became seriously ill. In a final display of stamina and willpower, Houdini performed the next day and again in Detroit. His appendix was removed on October 25th, but the delay had allowed an infection to set in, and he died in Detroit on Halloween.
Source: The American Experience, which has a brief biography.
Nevada became the 36th state on this date in 1864, just in time to cast two electoral votes for Abraham Lincoln.
Boo!
So I talked to my physician’s assistant yesterday and she said, “Does the pain take your breath away? Because if the pain takes your breath away you should go to the emergency room.”
Thinking about going to the emergency room took my breath away.
The Blind Side
NewMexiKen spent much of the day reading Michael Lewis’s The Blind Side. While I often recommend books, I hate to rave about them because I realize we have different interests, tastes and sensibilities. But if you have any interest whatsoever in NFL or college football or American socio-economic conditions, I urge you to get this wonderful work of nonfiction literature. Perhaps it even surpasses a need for those interests.
The Blind Side is the story of Michael Oher, a black virtually abandoned child from the worst slums of Memphis who gets admitted to a Christian prep school, adopted by a wealthy white family, and ends up at Ole Miss (where he’s currently in his second season.) Along the way, Lewis tells how the left offensive tackle became the second most valued position in pro football — because the left tackle protects the blind side of a right-handed quarterback.
We went to dinner again, but this time my wife, Tabitha, came along. When we got around to the subject of Michael Oher it took Sean [Oher’s guardian] about ten minutes to get her laughing, twenty to get her crying, and thirty to ruin the meal. But it was worth it, because in the car on the way home she said, “I don’t understand why you are writing about anything else.”
Three amusing, yet insightful passages:
“Where are his parents?” asked [prep school football coach Hugh] Freeze. He felt a twinge of interest. If a man who weighed 400 pounds was referring to someone else as “Big Mike” he’d like to see the size of that someone else.
She didn’t know a lot of gay people. White Evangelical Christian Memphis—which is to say most of East Memphis—wasn’t really designed to make black people feel comfortable in it, but if you had a choice of being black in East Memphis, or being gay in East Memphis, you’d think at least twice about it.
Of course, football players weren’t the only Ole Miss students majoring in Criminal Justice. But when the Criminal Justice program took the field trip to Parchman Farm—aka the Mississippi State Penitentiary—the football players were the only students with friends on the inside.
A fascinating, informative and moving story.
Back Off!
NewMexiKen, alas, has a couple of herniated discs which can, and sometimes do, cause a lot pain.
This is one of those times; after a few weeks of bad it went to worse over night.
Sitting at the computer (long enough to blog) doesn’t help. So I won’t.
However, I’m told I’m even grouchier than usual, so if you’d like your head bit off for any reason — personal sense of worthlessness, general feelings of inadequacy, guilt, whatever — I’m definitely your man. Drop me a line.
Duke City Isotopes
“WMDs … Iraq: 0. Albuquerque: 2,500.”
Albuquerque is rumored to be one of the three ‘secret’ repositories of tactical nukes in America.
Above from dangerousmeta!, who saw the WMD line on a car in San Francisco Santa Fe.
Why Do They Do This?
“During Thursday night’s Game 4, Fox cut to the crowd 222 times. It cut to the inside of the Detroit and St. Louis dugouts 153 times.
“That’s 375 images away from the field.”
— Richard Sandomir, New York Times
In many ways, sports television went downhill when they began to treat coverage like a television program rather than a sporting event. Damn Roone Arledge. “Ruin” Arledge, if you ask me.
But at least NewMexiKen didn’t have to watch all those crowd shots in high definition. Our local affiliate lost its over-the-air high definition signal midway through Thursday night’s game and still didn’t have it back before the World Series ended Friday night.
Oh, and while I certainly didn’t see all 222 crowd shots Thursday night, or as many Friday night, I saw enough to wonder why St. Louis didn’t permit any people of color to attend the games.
Intelligent Design
God may have given us the 24 hour day, but it took humans to create something even better.
The 25 hour day. Enjoy.
[Not valid in Arizona.]
Black Tuesday of 1929
Today is the anniversary of Black Tuesday, the stock market crash in 1929 that signaled the beginning of the worst economic collapse in the history of the modern industrial world. Few people saw it coming. The stock market had been booming throughout the 1920s. Brokerage houses had been springing up all over the country, to take advantage of everyone’s interest in investment. There were stories about barbers and messenger boys who’d gotten rich off of overheard stock tips. Americans who ordinarily couldn’t afford to invest their money were taking out loans to buy stock so they wouldn’t miss out.
The stock market didn’t do so well in September of 1929, but nobody really noticed anything was wrong until October 23, when 2.6 million shares were sold in the closing hour of trading. It looked as though the selling would continue on Thursday, October 24, but a group of the most influential American bankers in the country pooled their money and began to buy up the declining stocks, supporting the market. By the end of that day it seemed like everything would be all right.
But on this day in 1929, the bottom fell out of the market. Three million shares were sold in the first half-hour. Stock prices fell so fast that by the end of the day there were shares in many companies that no one would buy at any price. The stocks had lost their entire value.
The front-page story in The New York Times on this day read, “Wall Street was a street of vanished hopes, of curiously silent apprehension and of a sort of paralyzed hypnosis. … Men and women crowded the brokerage offices, even those who have been long since wiped out, and followed the figures on the tape. Little groups gathered here and there to discuss the fall in prices in hushed and awed tones.”
It was the most disastrous trading day in the stock market’s history. The stock market lost $30 billion dollars, more than a third of its value, in the next two weeks.
Boo!
From Forbes.com, Billionaire Halloween Masks you can print, cut out and wear.
Hmm, the people at NewMexiKen’s bank (in an alcove in a supermarket) don’t seem all that sharp. If I print one of these and wear it …
Blood and Thunder
Pulitizer Prize-winning novelist M. Scott Momaday has written a review of Hampton Sides’s Blood and Thunder: An Epic of the American West. Momaday’s summary paragraph:
“Blood and Thunder” is a full-blown history, and Sides does every part of it justice. Five years ago he set out to write a book on the removal of the Navajos from Canyon de Chelly and their Long Walk to the Bosque Redondo, hundreds of miles from their homeland, where they were held as prisoners of war. But in the course of his research a much larger story unfolded, the story of the opening of the West, from the heyday of the mountain men in the early 1800’s to the clash of three cultures, as the newcomers from the East encountered the ancient Puebloans and the established Hispanic communities in what is now New Mexico, to the Civil War in the West and its aftermath — and all of it is full of blood and thunder, the realities and the caricatures of conquest. By telling this story, Sides fills a conspicuous void in the history of the American West.
NewMexiKen began reading the book the other day and, so far, it’s been very good — excellent reading. For whatever reasons, Sides jumps around in the chronology but, while unusual for a narrative history, it seems to work. It has the effect of seeming to move the story along more rapidly.
I’d noted three passages I found particularly amusing, informative, or resonant:
[S]tories like the one about the mountain valley in Wyoming that was so big it took an echo eight hours to return, so that a man bedding down for the night could confidently shout “Git up!” and know that he would rise in the morning to his own wake-up call.
As a baby in his cradleboard, Narbona [a Navajo leader] probably was not called anything at all, for Navajos, who tended to view early infanthood as an extension of gestation, did not usually give names to their children until specific personal characteristics began to show themselves—Hairy Face, Slim Girl, No Neck, Little Man Won’t Do As He’s Told. Although Navajo parents followed few hard rules about how to name their children, it was generally agreed that the watershed moment when a baby could definitively be said to have passed from infanthood into something more fully human was the child’s “first spontaneous laugh.” First laughter was an occasion for much celebration, and it was the time when many Navajos held naming ceremonies for their young; it is likely that this is when Narbona received his original “war name,” whatever it might have been.
Perhaps to dignify the nakedness of Polk’s land lust, the American citizenry had got itself whipped into an idealistic frenzy, believing with an almost religious assurance that its republican form of government and its constitutional freedoms should extend to the benighted reaches of the continent held by Mexico, which, with its feudal customs and Popish superstitions, stood squarely in the way of progress. To conquer Mexico, in other words, would be to do it a favor.
Why is it?
Why is that all of a sudden penguins are a theme in Christmas decorations? Where did they come from?