I think about this phrase a lot: “Revenge is a dish best served cold.”
I wonder if the people I think about when I think about the phrase know I’m still thinking about them.
(The phrase is an old Klingon proverb.)
I think about this phrase a lot: “Revenge is a dish best served cold.”
I wonder if the people I think about when I think about the phrase know I’m still thinking about them.
(The phrase is an old Klingon proverb.)
Regular gasoline is as low as $2.109 around here.
The election is Tuesday.
What’s your guess for when it will be back to $2.509?
I say before Christmas.
“I think that it is time that we ask that all Evangelicals supporting anti-gay marriage provisions to pledge that they themselves are not having gay sex or doing meth.”
“We’ll call it the Hypocritic Oath.”
Four days before the election, as Republican candidates battle to save their seats in Congress amid a backlash over the war in Iraq, Vice President Dick Cheney told ABC News the administration is going “full speed ahead” with its policy.
“We’ve got the basic strategy right,” Cheney told George Stephanopoulos in an interview to be broadcast Sunday on “This Week.”
— ABC News
“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” Albert Einstein
… of a bunch of characters. Character-actors, that is.
Doris Roberts is 76. She was Raymond’s mom.
Loretta Swit is 69. She was Major Houlihan.
Art Carney was born on this date in 1918. He’s most famous for playing Ed Norton opposite Jackie Gleason’s Ralph Kramden but he won the Oscar for best actor for Harry and Tonto. Carney died in 2003.
Martin Balsam was born on this date in 1914. Balsam was also a character actor. NewMexiKen’s favorite Balsam roles: Juror #1 in 12 Angry Men, Henry Mendez in Hombre, Mr. Green in The Taking of Pelham One Two Three, and his Oscar-winning Arnold Burns (best supporting actor) in A Thousand Clowns. Balsam died in 1996.
It’s also the birthday of Ralph Macchio. The Karate Kid is 45 today.
And Matthew McConaughey is 37.
The First Lady of the United States, Laura Bush, is 60 today.
And Walter Cronkite is 90.
Will Rogers was born in Oologah, Oklahoma, on this date in 1879.
A little of Rogers’ “cowboy philosophy” —
“There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I don’t even have to exaggerate.”
“I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.”
“This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.”
“The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.”
“Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.”
“We’re not ‘cut & run’ but there is something to be said for ‘stop & think.'”
“What economic ideas did I bring to Washington? Arithmetic.”
— Bill Clinton, as reported at the Duke City Fix.
And this one from Bill Richardson:
“There are three great lies in politics. One: the check is in the mail. Two: I’ll support you after the primary. And Three: Bill Clinton is 5 minutes away!”
So we’ve seen Pastor Ted Haggard‘s (alleged) Field Guide To The Seven Deadly Sins released by dribs and drabs over the last couple of days. But just to make it clear that people like Haggard should be treated with nothing less than the absolute pie-in-the-face ridicule they so richly deserve, see this clip of him from a while back, prior to this week’s festivities. This isn’t religion. This is a psychological cargo cult that provides a marvelous environment for fakes and charlatans to act out twisted psychological problems in a fashion that would have embarrassed the boys in Led Zeppelin. This isn’t a minister of the gospel. The man is a medievalist loon. “Personal relationship with his Lord and Savior,” my aunt Fanny. If he has one, it’s pretty plainly dismal and dysfunctional. And, remember, the president of the United States takes advice from a guy who believes that Gandhi is in hell. And people laughed at Nancy Reagan for hiring an astrologer, and Hillary Clinton for her chats with Eleanor Roosevelt. The most underrated of our essential founding documents is James Madison‘s “Memorial And Remonstrance Against Religious Assessments” from 1785. Somebody should get up in Pastor Ted’s well-upholstered pulpit and read it to the assembled mooing next Sunday. And then they should, all of them, leave us the hell alone.
Pensacola evangelist and tax protester Kent Hovind winked at his wife and gave her a reassuring smile as he was led away to jail.
Jo Hovind clutched the necktie he had been wearing. She kept her eyes on her husband until he was out of sight.
A 12-person jury deliberated for 2½ hours on Thursday before finding the couple guilty of all counts in their tax-fraud case.
Kent Hovind, founder of Creation Science Evangelism and Dinosaur Adventure Land in Pensacola, was found guilty of 58 counts, including failure to pay $845,000 in employee-related taxes. He faces a maximum of 288 years in prison.
Jo Hovind was charged and convicted in 44 of the counts involving evading bank-reporting requirements. She faces up to 225 years in prison but was allowed to remain free pending the couple’s sentencing on Jan. 9.
NewMexiKen thought about starting a new category for posts: “Hypocrisy and hypocrites.”
Jill, official older daughter of NewMexiKen, just got a call from John McCain: Her report:
I just got a call from esteemed senator John McCain. Wow!
He informed me that I needed to get out on Tuesday and vote for George Allen, because “we don’t want a left-wing, liberal democrat in Washington raising taxes and increasing government spending…”
At that point I tried to interrupt, “Actually, senator, I prefer that to a group of so-called fiscal conservatives who lower taxes, particularly for those in the highest tax brackets, and then still wildly increase government spending. See, I have three children and I worry that this kind of fiscal irresponsibility…”
But then I just gave up. See, he was having none of it. In fact, he just kept talking right through what I had to say. I don’t think he even listened to me. Typical politician.
“I like to say there’s a portrait of George Washington in the Oval Office. I often look at him. I’ve read three history books about him. And if they’re still analyzing the No. 1 guy’s presidency, old No. 43 needs to not worry about it.”
— George W. Bush
11 American troops have died in Iraq in November.
It’s November 3rd.
Dad, official dad of NewMexiKen, is skeptical about the election. He says it seems as if we will just replace one group of rascals with another. I’ve argued that having convicted felons in congress is not the norm and there is a difference, but I doubt I’ve been convincing.
Perhaps you’d like to try to convince Dad that there is a distinction. Or that he’s right. Or that the incumbents are in fact best.
(NewMexiKen is always embarrassed when I solicit comments and none appears. Help me out here.)
What do you think?
… of not very many noteworthy people, but Roseanne Barr is 54 and Dennis Miller is 53 today.
The University of New Mexico has a 6-6 freshman who was a star last year at Gallup High School.
Big deal you say, 6-6 isn’t tall these days.
It is for a woman.
Albloggerque has details and photos.
Not sure even Butch can change the outcome in Connecticut, but it’s just so cool to see him (at age 81).
25-question, graded-as-you go, Cultural Literacy Tests on a number of topics: American and World History, Literature, Geography, Music, Science, Technology, Math.
So far I’ve just taken the two American history tests — I missed one (but got it on the second try).
Update: I aced the geography and did better than I expected on music.
“This cautionary documentary exposes the vulnerability of computers – which count approximately 80% of America’s votes in county, state and federal elections – suggesting that if our votes aren’t safe, then our democracy isn’t safe either. Premieres Thursday, November 2 at 9pm.”
“I still can’t decide whether [Katherine] Harris is one of those ladies-who-lunch martini drunks or simply one of the dumbest fucks walking on the planet.”
— Rox Populi after watching the Harris-Nelson debate.
An excerpt from Bob Geiger writing at The Huffington Post:
[Last winter my nine-year old son] told me the night before that he heard from one of the teachers that, because of the magnitude of the expected storm, classes had been called off in advance for the next day. We found out later that night that this information was incorrect, that a preemptive snow-day had not been called and my little boy promptly apologized for “lying.”
I asked at the time if he knew that a snow-day had really not been called and, when he replied that he really did believe his information was correct, I explained that he had simply been mistaken and that he had not lied. If he had found out at 6:00 PM that his information was wrong, I said to him, telling me at 7:00 PM that school had already been canceled would indeed have been a lie.
My little boy understands and acknowledges that obvious distinction — Republicans do not.
As if we need more evidence of this, Republican National Committee Chairman Ken Mehlman sent out an e-mail blast yesterday lashing John Kerry for allegedly insulting America’s military personnel.
“Listen closely this election season and you’ll hear the truth about what Democrats represent,” wrote Mehlman. “Monday, failed Presidential candidate John Kerry brazenly insulted the brave American men and women serving in our military. In Kerry’s cocoon of privilege, those who serve in our military are failures who never did their homework or ‘made an effort to be smart.'”
Our troops deserve to be honored, not insulted by the likes of John Kerry.”
Mehlman ended his deceptive pitch by getting down to brass tacks and saying “We need you now to keep the John Kerry Democrats out of power.”
By any sensible person’s definition — and what an average grade-school child would understand — is that this was a lie. Ken Mehlman knew when he released this e-mail that John Kerry had not “brazenly insulted the brave American men and women serving in our military.” He knew from a comparison of the prepared text and how Kerry bungled the joke he intended to tell that it was meant for Mehlman’s master, George W. Bush, and not the troops in Iraq and that there was certainly nothing brazen about it.
He knew all of that as a matter of fact, in addition to knowing that, unlike the vast majority of the Republican leadership, John Kerry is a highly-decorated Veteran, who has always fought for America’s Vets and active-duty military and would never lob such disrespect their way.
But Mehlman said it anyway. He knew at 1:00 PM that what he was writing was a lie. But he sent the e-mail at 2:00 PM anyway.
There’s a bunch of ’em. Here’s a list (with lyrics and album covers) from the Center for Southwest Research.
Click each image to see a slightly larger version.
… of actress Stefanie Powers. She’s 64.
… of singer k.d. lang. She’s 45.
… of actor David Schwimmer. “Ross” is 40.
Burt Lancaster was born on November 2nd in 1913. Lancaster had four best actor Oscar nominations, winning for Elmer Gantry. Among his last performances was as Dr. Archibald “Moonlight” Graham in Field of Dreams. Lancaster died in 1994.
James Knox Polk, 11th president of the United States, was born on this date in 1795.
Warren Gamaliel Harding, 29th president of the United States, was born on this date in 1865.
Polk is generally rated among the “near great” presidents. Harding who died while president, is generally considered a “failure.” See this NewMexiKen entry.
North and South Dakota entered the Union as the 39th and 40th states on this date in 1889.