Category: Sports
Commentary and news about sports and sports teams — and media coverage of them.
The People v. Football: Big Issues
If you are an NFL fan you ought to read this: The People V. Football: Big Issues.
I think I’m reaching a tipping point on whether to continue following football.
I believe he can fly
You know what I loved most about yesterday, February 14th?
Pitchers and catchers reported to spring training.
Best line of the day
“The devil has his grip on the business of the NFL. Former players, like [Troy] Aikman, who are still profiting from their NFL image, see little benefit in questioning the safety of the game. Any such comments would be met by the league as a betrayal, and he would probably be relieved of his post as Fox’s No. 1 guy. And you can be sure he won’t let that happen. Troy Aikman has his dream job, and he will echo the company line. Aaron Rodgers’ brain could be leaking out of his earhole, and Aikman will be talking about James Jones’ inconsistent hands.”
Best line of the day
“This Blog would like to point out that the team currently favored to win the Super Bowl is community-owned.
“Oh, noes.
“SOCIALISM!”
Best first lines about Super Bowl XLV
You’ll have to click. Probably not amusing if you are less than 65.
The Willie Mays Hall of Fame
Bob [Costas] did not go into details, but many people do — ALL THE TIME. I cannot tell you how many times in my life, much less in the last month, I have received emails that basically say something like: “Willie Mays — now THAT is a Hall of Famer. That is who I have in mind when I think of the Hall of Fame not (Player X) who you wrote about.”
So, that’s my mission here — to create The Willie Mays Hall of Fame.
A great post on the Baseball Hall of Fame from, who else, Joe Posnanski.
Best line of the day
“I’m very, very happy for him. It’s overdue. I’m not going to comment on why he didn’t get elected the first time. But I forgave him. Maybe the rest of the world has.”
Umpire john Hirschbeck reacting to the election of Roberto Alomar to the Baseball Hall of Fame in his second year of eligibility. Alomar spit in the face of Hirschbeck during an infamous 1996 incident.
Best line of the day
Red: What is the difference between [a] winner and loser?
Me: Yes.
Red: A winner is someone who can tell the difference.
Joe Posnanski writes A Basketball Carol. A wonderful essay, ostensibly about basketball, but really about so much more. It’ll make your day.
Innocent Until Proven Guilty
Joe Posnanski continues his discussion of the Baseball Hall of Fame. His latest post includes this:
Ed is exactly right, when he says the Hall of Fame is an honor not a right. But you know what this part of the Baseball Hall of Fame really is? It’s a room in the baseball museum in Cooperstown where they put the plaques of the greatest players in baseball history. It’s a tourist attraction. It’s a place where fans go and remember their childhood, reminisce about the game, consider their connections. It’s so easy to get high and mighty about this thing, so easy to lose the whole point. I’m not sure how the Hall of Fame became about innocent and guilty in the first place. It’s a room overflowing with cheaters and liars and gamblers and fools. It’s a room overflowing with heroes and devoted fathers and good neighbors and nice men. But, really, it’s a room with the greatest baseball players ever along with some very good players along with some good players who had powerful lobbyists.
Hall of Fame: The Eight Definites
Joe Posnanski continues his week-long series on the Baseball Hall of Fame.
Worth reading if only for his defense of Mark McGwire.
Idle thought
Anyone know of the basis behind fines in professional sports? (Such as Shaq being fined $35,000 for criticizing officials and Favre $50,000 for not cooperating with an investigation.)
I can’t think of any other profession that fines its miscreants. Why sports?
I understand that fines are the alternative to benching a player — then the fans and owners would complain. And I understand something in the leagues’ player agreements must enable it. But it still seems odd and authoritarian.
Meow
On this date 53 years ago Tobin Rote threw for four touchdowns and ran for another as the Detroit Lions defeated the Cleveland Browns, 59-14, in the NFL championship game. (That was it. There was no Super Bowl then.) It was the Lions’ third title in six years, all over the Browns. Since then the Lions have missed 44 out of 53 post seasons (counting this year) and are 1-9 in games when they did make it. For nearly all of that time the Lions have been owned by William Clay Ford, grandson of Henry and son of Edsel. The Lions aren’t exactly built Ford tough.
They were tough then though, when I was a kid and lived near Detroit (and went to a few games).
The week before the championship game . . .
In the divisional playoff, the Lions trailed the 49ers 24-7 at halftime. Through the dressing room walls at San Francisco’s old Kezar Stadium, they could hear the 49ers already beginning their celebration.
“We could hear them laughing,” Rote said in ’91. “The walls were paper thin. They were going on about how they were going to spend their championship game money. It made us angry.”
In the second half, the Lions scored three touchdowns in four minutes, 29 seconds and went on to win 31-27.
Pro Football Weekly (June 29, 2000)
Hall of Fame Week
Albuquerque Isotope and NewMexiKen favorite Chin-lung Hu was traded from the Dodgers to the Mets yesterday. No more “Hu’s on first.”
Joe Posnanski is writing about the Baseball Hall of Fame this week — ballots are due Friday.
His first installment is here.
I thought this excerpt from today’s essay was thought-provoking. We forget I think how good you have to be to make “the show.”
For instance, last year Todd Zeile was on the Hall of Fame ballot. Todd Zeile? He did not receive a vote, to no one’s surprise.
But you know what? Todd Zeile was a good player. He got 2,000 hits in the Major Leagues. He drove in 90-plus runs five times. He played five positions, and even pitched a couple of innings.
He was not a Hall of Famer, not close to a Hall of Famer, but that’s precisely the point, isn’t it? To play 10 years of Major League Baseball — a qualification just to get on the ballot — means you must be one of the very best baseball players on earth .
You are better and more determined than all those players whose baseball lives stopped in little league, all those good enough to make their high school teams but no more, all those who went on to play college at some small school, all those good enough to go to a Division I school but were not drafted, all those promising and resolved young players drafted or signed outside of North America who stalled in the low end of the minor leagues, all those who topped out low Class A, in high Class A, in Class AA, in Class AAA, all those who made it through it all to get to a cup of coffee in the big leagues, all those who worked their way up to a small and temporary role in the big leagues, all those who endured and became regulars in the big leagues for two or three or four years before being retired.
To achieve so much … to reach the very height of your profession … it is an extraordinary thing to be a baseball player with 10 years of big league experience, an even more extraordinary thing to achieve enough to get on the Hall of Fame ballot. And then, you get there and it is STILL still miles and miles and miles to go before you get to the Hall of Famers. It is still the gap between Todd Zeile and Cooperstown.
Bet you can’t do this
Crackheads
A long-time NewMexiKen reader wrote to say, “No NMK until 2011? Come on, I need stuff to read.”
These are good.
The best feature films of 2010 by Roger Ebert
Your Burning Questions, Answered by Matt Taibbi
A Holiday Message from Ricky Gervais: Why I’m An Atheist
And a best line:
“It’s not Christmas until you throw the tape dispenser because you can’t get the tape started.” – Bill
Best as if the talking heads know what they’re talking about line of the day
“Was it the various Debbie Downers on the radio after the game, telling This Blog that the Patriots aren’t as good as they looked last night, nor the Jets that bad, and that the Jets will long remember this exercise in hubris and that there will be payback. Oh yes, there will. (Tell me. Will remembering how badly the Jets looked on TV last night somehow, in the future, allow Mark Sanchez to stop throwing idiotically into triple coverage, and how will that work, exactly?)”
Best line of the day about sports TV
“This Blog would like to believe that the current MNF crew will lock Chris Berman in a closet so as to keep him from marring tonight’s broadcast with a boneheaded and self-indulgent ‘tribute’ to Meredith, complete with a lame Cosell imitation and a Gilbert and Sullivan Texas accent with which he’ll sing a few bars of ‘Turn Out The Lights,’ but This Blog is not optimistic.”
Real champions
If you like your college football to end in a real championship, consider the Football Championship School (FCS) playoffs which continue today.
Many of these games can be viewed at http://www.ncaa.com/allaccess/.
Western Illinois at Appalachian State
Villanova at Stephen F. Austin
Southeast Missouri State at Eastern Washington
North Dakota State at Montana State
Lehigh at Delaware
New Hampshire at Bethune-Cookman
Wofford at Jacksonville State
Georgia Southern at William & Mary
There are 125 FCS schools (and 120 Football Bowl Schools).
Villanova won the championship last year, Richmond in 2008, Appalachian State in 2005, 2006 and 2007.
Dude, God has always been a Steelers fan
Buffalo wide receiver Steve Johnson tweeted this after his Bills lost to Pittsburgh yesterday when he dropped a perfectly thrown pass in OT:
“I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO…”
The play:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGJWBWcFD_4
Had to be God’s doing. There’s simply no other explanation.
‘Fan’ letter
NFL coaches get paid big bucks, but it may not be worth it when the first-graders are on your case. Yesterday, in the fourth quarter, Philadelphia Eagles coach Andy Reid, trailing the Bears 13-31, opted for a field goal on fourth and goal at the four yard line.
The kick was good, but Aidan isn’t pleased.
You see, Aidan has the Eagles quarterback on his fantasy football team and yesterday’s opponent, his uncle Rob, has the Eagles placekicker. Ultimately Uncle Rob beat Aidan by less than half a point. (And the Bears beat the Eagles 31-26.)
Here’s Aidan’s fan letter to Coach Andy Reid:
Sports becomes parody
“In a season full of challenges, Brett Favre has yet another. The 41-year-old Minnesota Vikings quarterback intends to start Sunday even though he’s been sick most the week with what he said Saturday night might be pneumonia.”
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.
ARTHUR: So be it!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT’s left arm off after a short battle]
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: ‘Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm’s off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn’t.
ARTHUR: Well, what’s that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I’ve had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT’s right arm off]
ARTHUR: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-
[Black Knight kicks Arthur in the head while he is praying]
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
[Headbutts Arthur in the chest]
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!
ARTHUR: Look, I’ll have your leg. Right! [whop]
BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I’ll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You’ll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come ‘ere!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I’m invincible!
ARTHUR: You’re a loony.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT’s other leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we’ll call it a draw.
ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away, ‘eh? … You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what’s coming to you…. I’ll bite your legs off!
Best line of the day
“Ohio State president E. Gordon Gee is opposed to a D-I football playoff, he says, because ‘I think that’s a slippery slope to professionalism.’
“Earth to Gordo: That amateur football team of yours? You’re paying Jim Tressel $3.5 million a year to coach it.”
The best ballplayers
Has Jeter been worth it? Absolutely. But it seems a bit bold to say that the Yankees have not already pay Jeter plenty for being an icon and a role model and a true Yankee and everything else. According to Baseball Reference’s WAR, Derek Jeter was the 10th most valuable player over the last 10 years:
1. Albert Pujols, 83.8 WAR
2. Alex Rodriguez, 64.8
3. Barry Bonds, 55.7 (despite only playing about six seasons)
4. Ichiro Suzuki, 55.2
5. Carlos Beltran, 51.1
6. Chipper Jones, 47.5
7. Scott Rolen, 46.6
8. Todd Helton, 44.7
9. Lance Berkman, 43.8
10. Derek Jeter, 43.1That’s really good. That might even be $189 million good. But I don’t think I’d be sticking an “amount still due” bill under the Steinbrenners’ door. I’d say Jeter has been paid quite well for his efforts, tangible and intangible.
From a post by Joe Posnanski, who argues the Yankees’ offer of $45 million for three years is legit and no one else will offer Jeter more.