Buffalo wide receiver Steve Johnson tweeted this after his Bills lost to Pittsburgh yesterday when he dropped a perfectly thrown pass in OT:
“I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO…”
The play:
Had to be God’s doing. There’s simply no other explanation.
For those of us who didn’t watch the game, and who have absolutely no interest in what passes for a football team in Buffalo, the salient part of the narration is that it was his fifth dropped pass of the day. Maybe the Deity is trying to tell him something.
More proof that Theists should, to paraphrase from Do the Right Thing, get a new god, Mookie, cuz the one you got, it ain’t workin’.