More movies we might have missed

The other day NewMexiKen linked to Yahoo’s selection of The 10 Most Historically Inaccurate Movies.

Then yesterday in Sideline Chatter Dwight Perry suggested a few more: The BALCO documentary “Honey, I Shrunk the Slugger,” and “Tampa With Success: The Year The Rays Won The World Series.”

Now I have some of my own.

“The UnNatural” — Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa and Barry Bonds pursue the home run record.

“Field of Bad Dreams” — The story of Wrigley Field and the Chicago Cubs.

And the remake of “North Dallas Forty” — Jessica Simpson visits Tony Romo and takes an IQ test.

Inquiring minds want to know

Jill, official older daughter of NewMexiKen, reports:

I was just reading a short article about Leslie Mann, the wife of writer/director Judd Apatow. She played the uptight sister in Knocked Up. The two met in 1996 and married in June, 1997.

At the end of the article is a quotation from Apatow, saying of their relationship, “At its core, that’s what Knocked Up is about: It makes no sense that this woman likes this guy. And that’s the story of Judd and Leslie.”

I then thought, “Isn’t their older daughter around ten years old?” I checked, and the daughter was born sometime in 1997.

So they weren’t dating long, and she got pregnant, and they got married. And she is a blond hottie who had a rising career. And he’s a kind of shlubby guy who hadn’t really hit it big yet. And they had a girl.

So why did nobody bring this up in ANY of the articles about Knocked Up?

No Film for Women

I’ve talked to a number of people now about the Best Picture Oscar-winner No Country for Old Men and pretty much without exception women dislike it and men like it. And the ending seems to particularly fall into this polarity.

Is my sample just too small?

Stereotype?

Kottke has some issues with the Tilda Swinton character in Michael Clayton: “She was the only prominent woman character in the movie and was the only character who was insecure, emotional, and tentative. None of the other main characters appeared unsure of themselves for even an instant, not even the crazy guy.”

He has more.

Enchanted, I’m sure

According to a report in the Santa Fe New Mexican, four Oscar-nominated movies were filmed in New Mexico, including the best picture, No Country for Old Men. The others were 3:10 to Yuma, In the Valley of Elah and Transformers.

Did you notice by the way that 98-year-old Robert Boyle won an honorary Oscar and was escorted to the podium by two beautiful movie stars. Who says this is no country for old men?

Oh, and by the way my readers at The Albuquerque Journal, now that you’re the only newspaper in town, how about convincing your bosses to do something. Why can’t the Journal web site be as pretty as The New Mexican’s?

Work of Art

The Daily Howler seems to have liked this movie.

We rarely use the term “work of art” around here. But what else can you possibly say about a film as great as 4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days? We strongly suggest that you go see it—and we’ll suggest that you go at a time when there will be people in the hall. We’ve never seen a film reach out and grab the throat of an audience in quite the way this brilliant work did. Seeing this film with a group really matters. You may be slightly cheating yourself if you attend the Tuesday matinee—or if you see it at home, alone.

There was a fuss when this film wasn’t included among the foreign language Oscar nominations. It won the Palme d’Or at Cannes.

Not playing in Albuquerque currently. Seven theaters are showing Jumper though.

The Oscars 2008

Below are the five polls on the Oscars we’ve run this week. You can see you have some heavy favorites — “No Country for Old Men,” Daniel Day-Lewis and Javier Bardem. Rudy Dee is your favorite for best supporting actress. The only close race is for best actress with Julie Chrisitie edging ahead of Ellen Page, Marion Cotillard and Cate Blanchett. Thanks for participating.

Personally NewMexiKen selected “Juno” for Best Picture, George Clooney and Marion Cotillard for best actor and actress respectively, and Saoirse Ronan and Tom Wilkinson for the best supporting roles. (I’m playing the long shots.) I also think the Coens will win the director’s award, and Cody Diablo and the Coens the screenplay awards.

Update: My long shots weren’t such a good idea, eh? Well, except for Marion Cotillard.

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Strangest line of the day, so far

“On Saturday, Hollywood’s biggest names made their way to the Kodak Theater one by one, in 15-minute increments, to walk on stage and practice their lines.”

Gossip Girls

Strange because I’ve been watching the Oscar telecast over at least 40 years and I never once thought the presenters had ever, ever practiced their lines.

Oscars 2008 — Best Picture

Today is the last of NewMexiKen’s five polls leading up to Sunday’s Oscar presentations. This poll will run until the awards program begins Sunday evening.

You are asked which film you think will win. You do not have to have seen the movies to vote.

Sunday I’ll have the results of all the polls and my picks — and ask for yours.

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Oscars 2008 — Best Actor

Today is the fourth in NewMexiKen’s five polls leading up to Sunday’s Oscar presentations. Like the previous polls, this poll will run for one day (until Saturday morning).

You are being asked to pick who you think will win. You do not have to have seen the movies to vote (I’ve seen just two of these performances). And, if you haven’t voted, you may still do so in the earlier polls.

Sunday I’ll have the results of all the polls and my picks — and ask for yours.

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Oscars 2008 — Best Actress

Today is the third in NewMexiKen’s five polls leading up to Sunday’s Oscar presentations. Like the previous polls, this poll will run for one day (until Friday morning).

You are being asked to pick who you think will win. You do not have to have seen the movies to make a pick (I’ve seen three of these performances).

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As this is written there have been 12 votes in the poll for Best Supporting Actress.

  • Ruby Dee, “American Gangster” has six
  • Saoirse Ronan, “Atonement” and Tilda Swinton, “Michael Clayton” have two each
  • Cate Blanchett, “I’m Not There” and Amy Ryan, “Gone Baby Gone” have one each

And, as this is written, there have been 17 votes for Best Supporting Actor.

  • Javier Bardem, “No Country for Old Men” received 12
  • Philip Seymour Hoffman, “Charlie Wilson’s War” and Tom Wilkinson, “Michael Clayton” each received two
  • Hal Holbrook, “Into The Wild” received one
  • Casey Affleck, “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford” received no votes

Duke City Perks

The movie, “Love Ranch” directed by Taylor Hackford, starring Helen Mirren and Joe Pesci, is hosting a free boxing event on Monday February 25 at Tingley Coliseum on the Expo New Mexico grounds. Doors open at 7 am. Come early as seating may be limited. Step back into the 70s, catch Hollywood’s eye and be part of the filming. Come looking your 70s best. Special prizes will be awarded for best 70s hair, best 70s wardrobe and best 70s car. The boxing event will consist of three bouts over a 12-hour period starting at 8 am. Willy Villanueva will headline against Lorenzo Estrada, Archie Ray Marquez against Ceasar Valenzuela and a final bout with Joe Cruz against Jose Garcia. “Love Ranch” will be filming a staged boxing match at the same time, with stars Sergio Peris-Mencheta and Bo Brown as they face off in a climatic scene with Joe Pesci and Helen Mirren. Those in attendance will be part of the filming.

Albuquerque City News

“‘Love Ranch’ is a fictional story that draws on many truths about Nevada’s extremely successful Brothel Industry. Charlie & Grace Bontempo (Joe Pesci & Helen Mirren) are a husband/wife team who own and run one of Nevada’s first legalized brothel ranches.”

Oscars 2008 — Best Supporting Actress

Today is the second in NewMexiKen’s five polls leading up to Sunday’s Oscar presentations. Like yesterday, this poll will run for one day (until Thursday morning).

You are being asked to pick who you think will win. If you don’t know, like Anton Chigurh you can always flip a coin.

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As this is written there have been 16 votes in the poll for Best Supporting Actor.

  • Javier Bardem, “No Country for Old Men” received 11
  • Philip Seymour Hoffman, “Charlie Wilson’s War” and Tom Wilkinson, “Michael Clayton” each received two
  • Hal Holbrook, “Into The Wild” received one
  • Casey Affleck, “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford” received no votes

Oscars 2008 — Best Supporting Actor

NewMexiKen is going to run a series of polls this week on the Oscars. Each will run for about 24 hours — the last for best picture will run a little longer. Not sure we can expect many votes in these polls, so yours will count all the more.

I’m a little uncertain how to phrase the poll. Part of me wants to ask “Who do you think should win?” But I’m going to start with “Who do you think will win?”

We’ll start with Best Actor in a Supporting Role. You do NOT have to have seen the films to vote. (I’ve seen just two of these performances.)

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I will post the results as each poll gives way to the next. Sunday I will post all the results and my own picks — and invite you to post yours. The Oscars are awarded Sunday evening.

Atonement

Atonement is an interesting if depressing story told with some good acting. Beyond that

it is sooooooooooooooooooooooo sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

and

draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn outttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

and

self-indulgent.

Indeed, at times I assumed the title “Atonement” came from what the audience was doing — atoning for some horrible misdeed by sitting through the movie.

(OK, not quite that bad.)

NewMexiKen has seen all five. I still pick Juno to win the Best Picture Oscar.

Some not smiling over Juno’s sarcasm

The San Francisco Chronicle has an article describing how some people are offended by a bit of dialogue in Juno, the best picture nominated film.

NewMexiKen has seen the film twice and enjoyed it immensely both times, including the offensive line.

In one scene, the title character sarcastically tells the rich suburban couple hoping to adopt her unborn child, “You shoulda gone to China. You know, ’cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those T-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.”

What do you think? Insensitive writer and director or too sensitive audience?