Issac Asimov…

was born in Petrovichi, Russia, on this date in 1920. From MPR’s The Writer’s Almanac

His family moved to Brooklyn in 1923, where they ran a candy shop for 40 years. Asimov wrote, edited or compiled several hundred books on subjects ranging from Don Juan and the Bible to humor and mathematics. He also wrote dozens of works of science fiction. He typed ninety words a minute, and he worked ten hours a day, seven days a week. He tried to turn out four thousand words before he got up from his typewriter every day.

Even though many of his works dealt with space travel and flight, Asimov was afraid of flying. His phobia began while trying to impress a date by going on a roller coaster at the 1940 New York World’s Fair. He traveled little in his lifetime because of his fear of flying, staying close to his home in New York.

Fighting the death sentence for language

Don Watson defends a language he says is being mangled by the globalising forces of obfuscation.

“Language is what gives me greatest pleasure,” he says. “I can’t laugh without it.” Yet in the depleted new language “you can’t tell a joke”.

“It’s incapable of carrying an emotion. It is the language equivalent of the assembly line. It turns human processes into mechanical ones.”

Is this new? Dictators and lawyers and priests have long used arcane speech to maintain authority. But something else is happening, Watson says – and that is the way everyone is busting to speak like a middle manager.

Literary Sleuth Casts Doubt on the Authorship of an Iconic Christmas Poem

From an October 26, 2000, article in The New York Times:

Every Christmas for more than 150 years, children have hung their stockings by the chimney with care and learned to thank Clement Clarke Moore for the tradition.

Moore, a wealthy Manhattan biblical scholar, went down in history as the man who in 1823 created the American image of Santa Claus as author of the “Account of a Visit from St. Nicholas.” Better known as “The Night Before Christmas,” it became one of the most widely read poems in the world.

But did Moore really write it? In a new study of the poem’s early history, Don Foster, an English professor at Vassar College and a scholar of authorial attribution, accuses Moore of committing literary fraud. He marshals a battery of circumstantial evidence to conclude that the poem’s spirit and style are starkly at odds with the body of Moore’s other writings.

In a new book, “Author Unknown,” (Henry Holt & Company) Mr. Foster argues that “A Visit From St. Nicholas,” first published anonymously in a Troy, N.Y., newspaper in 1823, closely matches the views and verse of Henry Livingston Jr., a gentleman-poet of Dutch descent.

The article goes on to explain Professor Foster’s findings.

The Writer’s Almanac for today also discusses the poem and its origins.

Today is Christmas Eve, the subject of the beloved holiday poem that begins:

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads.

The poem, now known as “The Night Before Christmas,” was first published anonymously in a small newspaper in Upstate New York in 1823, and its original title was “Account of a Visit From St. Nicholas.” It was a huge success, and it has been published in book form so many times that it now exists in more editions than any other Christmas book ever printed.

Fourteen years after its first publication, an editor attributed the poem to a wealthy professor of classical literature named Clement Clarke Moore. At first, Moore dismissed the poem as a trifle, but he eventually included it in a volume of his collected Poems (1844). A legend grew that Moore had been inspired to write the poem for his children during a sleigh ride home on Christmas Eve in 1822, and that he had based his version of Saint Nicholas on his Dutch chauffeur.

Recently, new evidence has come out that a Revolutionary War major named Henry Livingston Jr. may have been the actual author of “The Night Before Christmas.” His family has letters describing his recitation of the poem before it was originally published, and literary scholars have found many similarities between his work and “The Night Before Christmas.” He was also three quarters Dutch, and many of the details in the poem, including names of the reindeer, have Dutch origins.

But whoever wrote the poem, “The Night Before Christmas” changed the way Americans celebrate the holiday of Christmas by reinventing the character of Santa Claus. The name Santa Claus comes from Sinter Klaas, the Dutch name for Saint Nicholas. He was a bishop in Southwest Turkey in the 4th century and had a reputation for extraordinary generosity. He became known as the patron saint of children, and many European children began to celebrate St. Nicholas Eve on December 5th. On that day in Hungary, children leave boots out for St. Nicholas to fill with presents. In Germany, Switzerland and Belgium, children are visited by a man in bishop’s robes who listens to prayers and gives presents. In Holland, St. Nicholas arrives by steamboat from Spain, and travels around the country on a white horse, tossing gifts down chimneys.

“The Night Before Christmas” combined the celebrations of St. Nicholas Day and Christmas, and made children the focus of Christmas celebrations. The poem was also the first representation of Santa Claus as a magical, elf-like being who travels through the air on a sleigh pulled by eight reindeer.

After the publication of the poem, the ritual of gift giving became a boon to merchants, and they became Santa’s biggest fans. Stores began to launch Christmas advertising campaigns on Thanksgiving, and Thanksgiving Day parades first began as Christmas shopping promotions. In 1939, the retail business community persuaded Franklin Roosevelt to set the annual date of Thanksgiving as the fourth Thursday in November, which ensured a four-week shopping season each year. Retailers now count on Christmas for more than 50 percent of their annual sales. In Holland, children are now visited by St. Nicholas on December 5th, and on Christmas Eve they are visited by Santa Claus, whom they call, “American Christmas Man.”

Recent reads

Today Easterblogg describes a number of books he’s been reading. Among them:

Humboldt’s Cosmos by Gerard Helferich. On a five-year expedition that ended in 1804, adventurer Alexander von Humboldt became the first European to explore the Amazon basin, in the process cataloging thousands of plant species, gaining Europe’s first knowledge of the ancient Incas and climbing Chimborazo, a 20,600-foot volcano, needless to say, without oxygen tanks. Unlike Lewis and Clark, who traveled with a large government-funded party of assistants and cooks, von Humboldt and one companion trekked alone, hunting their own food, making indigenous friends, and managing to avoid severe injuries or disease. Upon his return, von Humboldt became one of the most celebrated people in Europe. His story is a great read….

The X in Sex by David Bainbridge. The author, a British researcher, devotes an entire book to the X chromosome, which in pairs causes womanhood. The X chromosome is much bigger than the Y chromosome that determines maleness, appears to have evolved differently and, Bainbridge asserts, contains so much more coding than male-determining chromosomes that “males and females are more different than they really need to be to play their roles in reproduction.” What does it mean that the X is so much bigger and richer than the Y? Maybe this is the leading edge of a long-term evolutionary trend. Men, you might want to look away from the page for the moment: Science magazine recently cited the possibility that “the Y is slowly fading as a chromosome,” eventually to be out-evolved in a science-fiction future in which all humans are primarily female. Men, read this book with a six-pack and a swimsuit calendar close at hand.

The Beast in the Garden by David Baron. In 1991, a mountain lion attacked and ate a 14-year-old boy jogging in the foothills of Boulder, Colorado. Five more people have since been killed in the United States and Canada by mountain lions, and dozens mauled. Baron explores what it means that lions are repopulating developed areas–with pollution declining, wilderness acreage expanding, and lion hunting forbidden, there will be ever-more bobcats, cougars, and panthers in American and Canadian exurban areas. Meanwhile, preservationists continue insisting that wolves and grizzlies be reintroduced into North America; the deep-green love of the grizzly seems to stem from the fact that it kills human beings, whom deep-greens detest. Lawsuits demanding the grizzly be reintroduced into the wild are at the moment a big political issue in the Rocky Mountain states and provinces.

The Gift of the Magi

by O. Henry (William Sydney Porter), 1906.

One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And
sixty cents of it was in pennies. Pennies saved one and two
at a time by bulldozing the grocer and the vegetable man and
the butcher until one’s cheeks burned with the silent
imputation of parsimony that such close dealing implied.
Three times Della counted it. One dollar and eighty-seven
cents. And the next day would be Christmas.

There was clearly nothing to do but flop down on the
shabby little couch and howl. So Della did it. Which
instigates the moral reflection that life is made up of
sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.

Continue reading The Gift of the Magi

A Christmas Carol…

was first published on this date in 1843.

Scrooge. a squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous old sinner! Hard and sharp as flint, from which no steel had ever struck out generous fire; secret, and self-contained, and solitary as an oyster. The cold within him froze his old features, nipped his pointed nose, shrivelled his cheek, stiffened his gait; made his eyes red, his thin lips blue; and spoke out shrewdly in his grating voice. A frosty rime was on his head, and on his eyebrows, and his wiry chin. He carried his own low temperature always about with him; he iced his office in the dog-days; and didn’t thaw it one degree at Christmas.

Never Forget: They Kept Lots of Slaves

The eminent historian Gordon S. Wood reviews:

INVENTING A NATION
Washington, Adams, Jefferson.
By Gore Vidal.
198 pp. New Haven: Yale University Press. $22.

AN IMPERFECT GOD
George Washington, His Slaves, and the Creation of America.
By Henry Wiencek.
Illustrated. 404 pp. New York: Farrar, Straus & Giroux. $26.

‘NEGRO PRESIDENT’
Jefferson and the Slave Power.
By Garry Wills.
274 pp. Boston: Houghton Mifflin Company. $25.

JEFFERSON’S DEMONS
Portrait of a Restless Mind.
By Michael Knox Beran.
Illustrated. 265 pp. New York: Free Press. $25.

THOMAS JEFFERSON
By R. B. Bernstein.
Illustrated. 253 pp. New York: Oxford University Press. $26.

The esteemed senior historian Edmund S. Morgan reviews the historical works of Gore Vidal, including Inventing a Nation, in The New York Review of Books: A Tract for the Times.

James Lee Burke…

was born on this date in 1936. Garrison Keillor’s The Writer’s Almanac has an interesting essay on Burke.

He’s best known for his series of detective novels featuring Dave Robicheaux, an ex-New Orleans policeman, Vietnam veteran, and recovering alcoholic. Burke’s novels have been compared to those by master crime novelists like Raymond Chandler and Dashiell Hammett.

Burke started writing stories when he was in fourth grade, published his first story when he was 19, and wrote his first novel when he was 23. Half of Paradise (1965) was published just after he finished graduate school, and it got great reviews. Burke wrote a few more novels, but none of them sold well. He fell into depression and alcoholism. He had finished a book called The Lost Get-Back Boogie, but he couldn’t find anyone to publish it. He collected ninety-three rejection slips for the book over a period of ten years. He worked as a newspaper reporter, a land surveyor, a social worker, a forest ranger, a teacher, and a truck driver. He later said, “I reached a point . . . where I didn’t care whether I lived or died.” Finally, in 1985, The Lost Get-Back Boogie was published by Louisiana State University Press. The novel is about a released prisoner who goes to live on a Montana ranch with the family of one of his friends from prison. It was nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, and Burke’s novels have been doing well ever since.

Burke said, “I believe that whatever degree of talent I possess is a gift and must be treated as such. To misuse one’s talent, to be cavalier about it, to set it aside because of fear or sloth is unpardonable.”

Bright and tight

Notice on SI.com web page seeking discussion:

There are very few certainties in life, but here’s one: If your letters come in too long or all in capital letters or laced with obscenities … they won’t even get read.

We don’t care if you’ve written the sequel to the Gettysburg Address, it has to come in bright and tight if you want it to appear here.

Jozef Teodor Konrad Korzeniowski…

was born on this date in 1857. Born in the Ukraine of Polish descent, Joseph Conrad learned English in the British merchant marine in his twenties. He began writing in the 1890s and published his first novel, Almayer’s Folly, in 1895. Lord Jim (1900) and Heart of Darkness (1902) are his most famous works.

Conrad once described the morning he first began to write, “It was an autumn day…with fiery points and flashes of red sunlight on the roofs and windows opposite, while the trees of the square with all their leaves gone were like tracings of an Indian ink on a sheet of tissue paper.”

Conrad died in 1924.

Louisa May Alcott…

was born on this date in 1832.

Garrison Keillor has this interesting background on The Writer’s Almanac.

It’s the birthday of Louisa May Alcott, born in Germantown, Pennsylvania (1832), but brought up in Concord, Massachusetts, among the Transcendentalists, of which her father was one. She’s remembered now for Little Women (1869), which she found tedious to write. In her journal she wrote, “I plod away, though I don’t enjoy this sort of thing.” She much preferred writing lurid, Gothic stories, about women who sold their souls to the devil, and governesses who looked sweet and innocent by day but who ruined the souls of little children by night. She published these stories under several different pen names. Her publishers offered her more money if she would agree to publish under her own name, but she could not bring herself to embarrass her father and his colleague, Ralph Waldo Emerson. She wrote to a friend, “To have had Mr. Emerson for an intellectual god all one’s life is to be invested with a chain armor of propriety.”

William Shakespeare and Anne Hathaway…

were married on this date in 1582. He was 18, she 26. As with many facets of Shakespeare’s life, there is some confusion about the marriage. Among other things, Shakespeare received a marriage license with an Anne Whatley the day before. Secondly, relatives of Anne Hathaway (or Hathwey) posted bond so that her marriage to Shakespeare could proceed with only one reading of the bans. Perhaps the confusion is best resolved by noting that on May 26, 1583, William and Anne’s daughter Susanna was christened. It appears the Bard had a shotgun wedding.

Joseph Wood Krutch…

was born on this date in 1893. He graduated from the University of Tennessee and received an M.A. and Ph.D. from Columbia. He became an author and lecturer and was drama critic for The Nation during the years 1924-1952. He wrote two criticially acclaimed biographies, Samuel Johnson (1944) and Henry David Thoreau (1948).

Krutch moved to Tucson in 1952 and turned his focus primarily to nature writing. Among his notable works were The Desert Year, The Voice of the Desert and The Great Chain of Life.

From The Voice of the Desert:

Here in the West, as in the country at large, a war more or less concealed under the guise of a “conflict of interests” rages between the “practical” conservationist and the defenders of the national parks and other public lands; between cattlemen and lumberers on the one hand, and the “sentimentalists” on the other. The pressure to allow the hunter, the rancher, or the woodcutter to invade the public domain is constant and the plea is always that we should “use” what is assumed to be useless unless it is adding to material welfare. But unless somebody teaches love, there can be no ultimate protection to what is lusted after. Without some “love of nature” for itself there is no possibility of solving “the problem of conservation.”

Harry Potter series tops list of most challenged books four years in a row

American Library Association January 13, 2003

The best-selling Harry Potter series of children’s books by J.K. Rowling tops the list of books most challenged in 2002, according to the American Library Association’s (ALA) Office for Intellectual Freedom. The Potter series drew complaints from parents and others concerned about the books’ focus on wizardry and magic.

The ALA Office for Intellectual Freedom received a total of 515 reports of challenges last year, a 15 percent increase since 2001. A challenge is defined as a formal, written complaint, filed with a library or school requesting that materials be removed because of content or appropriateness. The majority of challenges are reported by public libraries, schools and school libraries. According to Judith F. Krug, director of the Office for Intellectual Freedom, the number of challenges reflects only incidents reported, and for each challenge reported, four or five remain unreported.

The “Ten Most Challenged Books of 2002” reflect a wide variety of themes. The books, in order of most frequently challenged are:

  • Harry Potter series, by J.K. Rowling, for its focus on wizardry and magic.
  • Alice series, by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor, for being sexually explicit, using offensive language and being unsuited to age group.
  • “The Chocolate War” by Robert Cormier (the “Most Challenged” book of 1998), for using offensive language and being unsuited to age group.
  • “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings” by Maya Angelou, for sexual content, racism, offensive language, violence and being unsuited to age group.
  • “Taming the Star Runner” by S.E. Hinton, for offensive language.
  • “Captain Underpants” by Dav Pilkey, for insensitivity and being unsuited to age group, as well as encouraging children to disobey authority.
  • “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” by Mark Twain, for racism, insensitivity and offensive language.
  • “Bridge to Terabithia” by Katherine Paterson, for offensive language, sexual content and Occult/Satanism.
  • “Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry” by Mildred D. Taylor, for insensitivity, racism and offensive language.
  • “Julie of the Wolves” by Julie Craighead George, for sexual content, offensive language, violence and being unsuited to age group.

Off the list this year, but on the list for several years past, are the “Goosebumps” and “Fear Street” series, by R. L. Stine, which were challenged for being too frightening for young people and depicting occult or “Satanic” themes, “It’s Perfectly Normal,” a sex education book by Robie Harris, for being too explicit, especially for children, “Of Mice and Men,” by John Steinbeck, for using offensive language and being unsuited to age group, “The Catcher in the Rye” by J.D. Salinger for offensive language and being unsuited to age group, “The Color Purple,” by Alice Walker, for sexual content and offensive language, “Fallen Angels,” by Walter Dean Myers, for offensive language and being unsuited to age group, and “Blood and Chocolate” by Annette Curtis Klause for being sexually explicit and unsuited to age group.

‘You can live through your writing’ author tells pupils

From the West Valley View:

Author Debby Buchanan doesn’t fancy herself a fortune-teller, seer or any other sort of oracle who can see into the future. It was just coincidence that made her visit to Scott Libby Elementary School last week so unique.

When the children’s book writer — she penned “It Rained on the Desert Today” — stopped by the campus Nov. 12, it rained on the desert that day.

Inconceivable!

NewMexiKen missed some interesting birthdays during the week.

Tuesday, November 11, was the birthday of author Kurt Vonnegut. He was born in 1922.

Wednesday, November 12, was the birthday of Tracy Kidder, Pulitizer prize-winning author of The Soul of the New Machine. He was born in 1945.

Wednesday was also the birthday of actor and playright Wallace Shawn. He was born in 1943. Wallace Shawn is the son of William Shawn, editor of The New Yorker magazine from 1952-1987.

Friday, November 14, was the birthday of Astrid Lindgren creator of the world’s strongest girl, Pippi Longstocking. Lindgren died last year in Stockholm at age 94. When was asked what she wanted for her 94th birthday, she had said, “Peace on earth and nice clothes.”

From The Writer’s Almanac

Teammates

NewMexiKen had the wonderful pleasure this afternoon of reading David Halberstam’s The Teammates: A Portrait of Friendship. In the book Halberstam details the careers and shared friendship of Ted Williams, Bobby Doerr, Dominic DiMaggio and Johnny Pesky. Red Sox teammates in the 1940s, they remained close friends through the time of Williams’s death in 2002. I recommend this superb work to anyone interested in baseball, particularly baseball as played 50-60 years ago. I also recommend it to anyone interested in friendship and human warmth.

As always in good baseball books the anecdotes stand out.

After the ’46 All Star game, Ty Cobb wrote Ted a letter telling him how to beat the shift by going to left field, and Bobby Doerr was with Ted when he opened the letter and read it. Hell, Ted had said, that’s not what I’m paid to do. Then he had torn up the letter. “Can you imagine what that letter would be worth today in the memorabilia business? Ty Cobb writing to Ted Williams on how to beat the shift? One million? Two million?” Doerr laughs, telling the story. [Opposing teams shifted markedly to the right side of the field against the left-handed pull hitting Williams.]

Once in the mid-1950s, Pedro Ramos, then a young pitcher with Washington, struck Ted out, which was a very big moment for Ramos. He rolled the ball into the dugout to save, and later, after the game, the Cuban right-hander ventured into the Boston dugout with the ball and asked Ted to sign it. [Boston pitcher] Mel Parnell was watching and had expected an immediate explosion, Ted being asked to sign a ball he had struck out on, and he was not disappointed. Soon there was a rising bellow of blasphemy from Williams, and then he had looked over and seen Ramos, a kid of 20 or 21, terribly close to tears now. Suddenly Ted had softened and said, “Oh, all right, give me the goddam ball,” and had signed it. Then about two weeks later he had come up against Ramos again and hit a tremendous home run, and as he rounded first he had slowed down just a bit and yelled to Ramos, “I’ll sign that son of a bitch too if you can ever find it.”

Just in time for Halloween: The Complete Far Side

Michael Dirda reviews The Complete Far Side

“Given the investment required of any purchaser of The Complete Far Side, even an irresponsible reviewer needs to answer one key question: As it’s now been nearly 10 years since Gary Larson stopped producing his panels, do they still seem funny?

Given that weird register Larson perfected — blending American gothic, baby boomer nostalgia and gallows humor, the marriage of ‘I Love Lucy’ and ‘The Twilight Zone’ — the answer is yes, emphatically yes.”

THE COMPLETE FAR SIDE
Volume One, 1980-1986; Volume Two 1987-1994
By Gary Larson. Andrews and McMeel. 644 pp.; 601 pp. $135