Abraham Lincoln …

was born on this date in 1809.

Worth reading at least once a year —

The Address at Gettysburg (November 19, 1863):

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived, and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met here on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of it as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But in a larger sense we can not dedicate — we can not consecrate — we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled, here, have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember, what we say here, but can never forget what they did here. It is for us, the living, rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they have, thus far, so nobly carried on. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us — that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion — that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

And, from his Second Inaugural Address (March 4, 1865):

Neither party expected for the war the magnitude or the duration which it has already attained. Neither anticipated that the cause of the conflict might cease with or even before the conflict itself should cease. Each looked for an easier triumph, and a result less fundamental and astounding. Both read the same Bible and pray to the same God, and each invokes His aid against the other. It may seem strange that any men should dare to ask a just God’s assistance in wringing their bread from the sweat of other men’s faces, but let us judge not, that we be not judged. The prayers of both could not be answered. That of neither has been answered fully. The Almighty has His own purposes. “Woe unto the world because of offenses; for it must needs be that offenses come, but woe to that man by whom the offense cometh.” If we shall suppose that American slavery is one of those offenses which, in the providence of God, must needs come, but which, having continued through His appointed time, He now wills to remove, and that He gives to both North and South this terrible war as the woe due to those by whom the offense came, shall we discern therein any departure from those divine attributes which the believers in a living God always ascribe to Him? Fondly do we hope, fervently do we pray, that this mighty scourge of war may speedily pass away. Yet, if God wills that it continue until all the wealth piled by the bondsman’s two hundred and fifty years of unrequited toil shall be sunk, and until every drop of blood drawn with the lash shall be paid by another drawn with the sword, as was said three thousand years ago, so still it must be said “the judgments of the Lord are true and righteous altogether.”

With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation’s wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations.

Cracks me up

“The state of Virginia has now passed a law that calls for a $50 fine for anyone who displays their underwear in a lewd or indecent manor. They’re calling this new law ‘Just say no to crack.'”

“Imagine that you can’t show your underwear in Virginia. Let me tell you something — the plumbers union is really going to fight this one! They have their lobbyists in Washington right now.”

Jay Leno

(Maybe the lobbyists should go to Richmond, but whatever.)

Thomas Alva Edison …

was born in Milan, Ohio, on this date in 1847.

Edison’s stature has diminished since his death; technology has evolved so much since then. But he was still a hero when he died in 1931. These are the sub-headlines from his obituary in The New York Times:

World Made Over By Edison’s Magic

He Did More Than Any One Man to Put Luxuries Into the Lives of the Masses

Created Millions Of Jobs

Electric Light, the Phonograph, Motion Pictures and Radio Improvements Among Gifts

Lamp Ended “Dark Ages”

He Held the Miracle of Menlo Park, Produced on a Gusty Night 50 Years Ago, His Greatest Work

What nonsense!

From The Albuquerque Tribune

New Mexico driver’s licenses would no longer be recognized as proof of identity by federal officials – like the guards who screen passengers before they board airplanes – under legislation headed for House approval today.

New Mexico is one of 10 states whose residents would have to carry some other proof of identity to board airplanes or enter a federal courthouse because the state issues driver’s licenses without requiring proof of U.S. citizenship.

New Mexico would have to change its law and deny such licenses if its other licenses are to be recognized as valid identification by the feds.

Just in time for Valentine’s Day

From The New York Times, Sudden Stress Breaks Hearts

Sudden emotional stress – from grief, fear, anger or shock – can cause heart failure, in a little known and poorly understood syndrome that seems to affect primarily women, researchers are reporting today. The victims are generally healthy, with no history of heart disease.

A death in the family, an armed robbery, a car accident, a biopsy procedure and a surprise party were among the events that sent 18 women and one man to coronary care units in Baltimore with chest pains and weakening of the heart, according to an article in The New England Journal of Medicine.

On the top of the world

A trip in the San Juans from The Santa Fe New Mexican:

Driving the vertigo-inducing “Million-Dollar Highway” between Ouray and Silverton in southwestern Colorado, one might spot the small shrine dedicated to the modern snowplow drivers who have been swept off the highway and to their deaths. The road is often shut down for days when tons of snow rip off the high peaks above the road and thunder down into the river canyon beyond the shoulder, which has no guardrail because the slides tear it out year after year.

This is the land of Big Snow — 400 inches a year on average and close to 2 feet in a single day — and some of the most avalanche-prone terrain in the United States.

Red Mountain is just off this highway — U.S. 550 on a leg of the so-called San Juan Skyway — just north of Silverton in the heart of the rugged San Juan mountain range. The greatest concentration of 13,000- and 14,000-foot-plus peaks in North America, including 14 towering above 14,000 feet and close to 300 above 13,000 feet. Known as “The Rooftop of the Continent,” the range is the realm of beautiful, cool, rain-fed summers — and intense winters.

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Carpet taxing

Let’s see. You may remember that I was, I believe, mislead about the installation date for my carpet (described here). Instead of January 28th as I was told, the installation is February 9th and 10th. Interestingly, that’s two days, not one as I was originally told. Whatever, they’re doing a great job.

But guess what? The decorator didn’t order enough carpet. (And believe me, these guys have cut it very, very efficiently.) Some more will be ordered. The good news, I guess I saved some money. The bad news, some areas will remain uncarpeted (just padding) until the carpet is delivered (from Georgia). The worse news, will the extra carpet look exactly the same as the rest?

A Tale of Treachery in the Magic Kingdom

From Janet Maslin’s review in The New York Times:

These are the Disney characters of James B. Stewart’s two-decade history of corporate squabbling, “DisneyWar.” The only traditional Disney figure they bring to mind is Pinocchio. The book describes an Eisner-dominated atmosphere of nonstop conflict and bickering, punctuated by the occasional stinker (“Pearl Harbor”), gold mine (“The Lion King”) or missed opportunity (“The Sopranos”). It tells a messy, fractious story complete with its own Seven Dwarfs: Sneaky, Screamy, Pushy, Greedy, Grabby, Nasty and Snarky. Snow White is nowhere to be seen.

You There, at the Computer: Pay Attention

From The New York Times

First, a confession. Since starting to write this article two hours ago, I have left my chair only once. But I have not been entirely present, either.

Each time I have encountered a thorny sentence construction or a tough transition, I have heard the siren call of distraction.

Shouldn’t I fiddle with my Netflix queue, perhaps, or click on the weekend weather forecast? And there must be a friend having a birthday who would love to receive an e-card right now.

I have checked two e-mail accounts at least a dozen times each, and read eight messages. Only two were relevant to my task, but I responded right away to all of them. My sole act of self-discipline: both instant messaging accounts are turned off. For now.

This sorry litany is made only slightly less depressing when I remind myself that I have plenty of company.

Now, here’s the problem

Let’s talk about a guy we know. We’ll call him Sam.

Sam is well respected. He’s always doing things for others out of his own pocket. Trouble is Sam does so much that by the end of the year almost every year he has spent more money than he earned.

But Sam has good credit. The banks and credit unions (even the loan sharks) love loaning money to Sam. Even Sam’s children loan him money from their savings accounts (at interest).

Sam pays the interest on all his loans faithfully — but he always rolls over the principal. As a result, every year Sam is more and more in debt (and every year more of his income goes to paying interest).

In a few years Sam’s children are going to need their savings. They’re saying, “Dad, do you have our money safely put away for when we need it?” And Sam knows he doesn’t. He spent the kids money helping people (including his children).

What will Sam do?

The Social Security Trust Funds

As of the end 2004 the Old-Age and Survivors Insurance trust fund held $1,500,764,334,000 in U.S. Government securities. The Disability Insurance trust fund held $186,220,792,000. The total for the two trust funds was $1,686,985,126,000.

(That’s one trillion, 686 billion, 985 million, 126 thousand dollars.)

According to the Social Security Administration, “The average interest rate, weighted by the amount invested at each rate, is 5.492 percent at the end of December 2004.”

Public debt

As of Tuesday, the federal debt was $7,623,393,028,778.05.

(That’s 7 trillion, 623 billion, 393 million, 28 thousand, seven hundred seventy-eight dollars and five cents.)

$4,428,946,193,753.01 is owed to individuals, corporations, state or local governments, and foreign governments. Types of securities held by the public include Treasury Bills, Notes, Bonds, and United States Savings Bonds.

The remaining $3,194,446,835,025.04 is owed to Government trust funds, revolving funds, and special funds.

If you’d like to make a contribution to reduce the debt:

  1. Make check payable to the “Bureau of the Public Debt”
  2. In the memo section of the check, make sure you write “Gift to reduce the Debt Held by the Public”
  3. Mail check to –

    ATTN DEPT G
    BUREAU OF THE PUBLIC DEBT
    P O BOX 2188
    PARKERSBURG, WV 26106-2188

New music

All Songs Considered, NPR’s Online Music Show, has a Grammys edition.

Each year the Grammys hand out awards for nearly every conceivable category of music, from “best jazz instrumental album, individual or group” to “best engineered classical album.” Did you ever wonder how it all works? On this edition of All Songs Considered host Bob Boilen talks with Ron Roeker, vice president of communications for the Recording Academy about the selection process; plus a look at the “best new artist” category. Below you’ll find the five Grammy nominees for best new artist, along with listener and staff picks for best new artist from the past year.

The teaching of history replicates history

From Body and Soul, an interesting essay on the teaching of history from which the following is excerpted:

I’ve been pleasantly surprised — up to a point — with the way history is covered in my daughter’s class. When my son was her age, ten years ago, he had a teacher who was so uninterested in history — she actually told me that she despised the subject — that one time a kid recited, “The Indians made corn and ate baskets,” and the teacher just nodded and moved on. As long as the kid got Indians, corn, and baskets in one sentence, as far as she was concerned he knew everything he needed to know about Native Americans. And it wasn’t likely she was ever going to ask a kid to put Columbus and genocide in the same sentence.

Ever since then, “The Indians made corn and ate baskets” has been our code for how bad elementary school history is.

News Flash: AP writer uninformed

The first two paragraphs of an AP article by Joseph B. Frazier:

Representatives of Northwest Indian tribes from seven states are in Portland this week to seek common ground on issues affecting them, and possible infringement on tribal sovereignty by the Bureau of Indian Affairs is near the top of the list.

The Office of Special Trusts, formed five years ago to improve accountability in the BIA, is drawing much of the acrimony.

Facts:
1. It is the Office of the Special Trustee for American Indians (not Office of Special Trusts).
2. It was established by federal statute in 1994 (that would be 11 years ago, not five).
3. It is not part of the Bureau of Indian Affairs (though both are part of the Department of the Interior).

Ernie Stensgar, president of the Affiliated Tribes of Northwest Indians, said the formation of the office was announced at a meeting of tribal leaders five years ago by Interior Secretary Gale Norton with no tribal input.

Fact:
Gale Norton has been Secretary of the Interior for just four years, not five.

Coach Chow

From the Los Angeles Times:

USC offensive coordinator Norm Chow said Tuesday night that he is taking a similar job with the NFL’s Tennessee Titans, thus ending one of the most successful coaching partnerships in college football history.

“I’m fired up — it’s an exciting opportunity to get into the highest level of football,” Chow said. “But my family is very, very sad to leave USC because it’s been such a great run.”

Chow, 58, accepted an offer from Titan Coach Jeff Fisher that will pay him nearly $1 million annually plus incentives. It will be Chow’s first job in pro football after 32 seasons at Brigham Young, North Carolina State and USC.

Bill Veeck …

the man who brought a dwarf (Eddie Gaedel) to bat in the major leagues, was born on this date in 1914.

Read about Gaedel’s time at the plate, told as the first chapter of Veeck’s autobiography, Veeck as in Wreck: “When Eddie went into that crouch, his strike zone was just about visible to the naked eye. I picked up a ruler and measured it for posterity. It was 1-1/2 inches. Marvelous.”

Veeck (it rhymes with wreck) died in 1986. He was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1991.