John Muir National Historic Site

MuirGasStation.jpgThis photo was taken last week from the attic of John Muir’s home, directly above his study, or what he called his “scribble den.” Muir lived in the home in Martinez, California, from 1890 until his death in 1914. Most of his most important work was done while living and working here, though of course he travelled widely.

The service station appears to be a more recent addition to the neighborhood. One imagines that the conservationist would appreciate the convenience of being able to walk across the street for a half-gallon of milk or a Slushee, or to fill up the family SUV.

(The photo was taken through a window pane.)

John Muir National Historic Site

Calamity Jane

Martha Jane Canary was born on this date in 1851 or 1852 or 1856.

In June of 1876 Calamity Jane returned to Laramie from the second Crook expedition. She celebrated with the soldiers and was jailed for drunkenness. Colorado Charlie Utter’s wagon train stopped at Laramie on the way to the Black Hills, and it was suggested they take Calamity Jane with them. Her most illustrious fellow traveler on the train was Wild Bill Hickok. It was perhaps their first meeting. It is likely that Wild Bill and Calamity Jane were acquainted but they were not romantically involved. Hickok was a recently married man, and Calamity Jane’s companion on the trip was Charlie’s brother, Steve Utter.

Upon arriving in Deadwood in July of 1876, Hickok and others set up camp, but Calamity Jane went downtown and became a dance hall celebrity, frequenting E.A. Swearengen’s Gem Theater. She worked as a prostitute and dance hall girl in Deadwood and briefly managed a house of her own. Despite the fact that she was a coarse woman, adept at profanity, and drunk a great deal of the time, Calamity Jane was also known for her kindness. Deadwood’s Dr. Babcock referred to her as “brave” because she helped nurse the ill during the 1878 smallpox epidemic. She was reported to donate food to the needy as well.

Calamity Jane stayed in the Black Hills for three years following Wild Bill’s death. After 1880 she spent most of her time in Wyoming and Montana, visiting the Black Hills again briefly in 1885-86 and finally returning in 1903. She died in Terry, a small mining town near Deadwood, from complications due to alcohol poisoning on August 1, 1903. She is buried in Mount Moriah Cemetery next to Wild Bill Hickok.

Adams Museum & House – Calamity Jane

NewMexiKen in April

In April there were 49,974 visits to NewMexiKen from 35,710 different IP addresses in 120 countries, Guam and Puerto Rico.

January….25,276
February…33,781
March…….39,341
April………49,974

Last April there were 3,272 visits to NewMexiKen.

Good advice

“Pain, or damage, don’t end the world. Or despair. Or fuckin’ beatin’s. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you’ve got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.”

Deadwood‘s Al Swearengen to the newspaper publisher A.W. Merrick, who has just had his press and office vandalized (Episode 19).

Driving that train, high on cocaine, Casey Jones is ready, watch your speed.

Ah, the importance of worshipful friends or family in building a legend.

John Luther Jones from Cayce (pronounced Cay-see), Kentucky, famous to us through song as a brave engineer who romantically died trying to make up time. In truth, he crashed his locomotive at high speed into a freight train that was attempting to get out of the way on a siding. According to reports he failed to heed warning signals that were out. The accident took place early in the morning of April 30, 1900. Jones was the only fatality.

Jones was known for his affability and his skill in blowing a train whistle. His engine wiper, Wallace Saunders, reportedly idolized the engineer. Saunders wrote the original song.

All you might want to know can be found in this 1928 article.

Though his term began on March 4 …

George Washington took office as the first President of the United States on this date in 1789. Because neither the House nor Senate achieved a quorum until April, Washington’s unanimous election on February 4, wasn’t made official until April 14. Washington immediately departed Mount Vernon for New York to take the oath and was met along the way with parades and dinners in every little town.

As Madison noted, Washington was about the only aspect of the new government that really appealed to people.

The Pelican State

Louisiana was admitted to the Union as the 18th state on April 30, 1812.

The Louisiana state tree is the bald cypress, the state flower the magnolia and the state bird the eastern brown pelican. It’s the only state without counties, having 64 parishes instead. It’s lowest point is 8 feet below sea level (only California has a lower point); the highest elevation is 535 feet (only two states have a lower high point, Delaware and Florida).

Top Ten Signs You’ve Hired A Bad Secretary

10. Files all documents under “D” for “Document”.

9. Types 60 words a week.

8. Autopsies on her last 5 bosses show lethal amounts of wite-out.

7. “Flu attacks” suspiciously coincide with Yankees home day games.

6. Wears inappropriately short skirts, no matter how many times you tell him not to.

5. Will only dispense “petty cash” to Tom Petty or one of the Heartbreakers.

4. Instead of chatting by water cooler, goes 30 miles away to chat by reservoir.

3. You asked if anyone called–he said, “I’m not here to talk about the past, I’m here to talk about the present.”

2. Every night tries to fax self home.

1. Filed a sexual harassment lawsuit because you asked her to take dictation.

David Letterman

NewMexiKen had a secretary who — after I left — had many of the office files blow out of her car trunk in a mall parking lot.

Cheap date

“Just 72 hours after President Bush met with crown Prince Abdullah and held his hand, oil prices fell to under $50 a barrel. Boy imagine if President Bush had let him get to second base, we’d be paying like a buck-ten a gallon now.”

Jay Leno

Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes

NewMexiKen is home from California now so the changes to these pages can resume (because I enjoy figuring them out and this blog is my hobby).

The home page now has the most current 30 entries. At the bottom a link will take you to earlier entries — on subsequent pages links take you either forward or back. If you had a mind to, you could read the whole 175 pages of NewMexiKen (as of this entry) one page at a time.

The date of each entry is displayed with the other metadata at the bottom of the entry. Entries are no longer organized under a date header (except in the date archives).

I like the idea of petroglyphs as a logo for NewMexiKen — after all, what were many petroglyphs other than one person communicating with whomever came along, just like a blog — but I don’t like the photo I have for this purpose. So the banner will change.

We thank you for your support.

Yosemite

NewMexiKen is in Yosemite National Park this evening. Lovely.

Word is the bears have learned to open unlocked car doors. I figure a couple of more generations of evolution and the bears will be ordering various car remotes over the internets.

Tough titty said the kitty
but the milk tastes good

Hla Htay has three hungry infants to feed these days — a seven-month old baby boy and two Bengal tiger cubs.

Three times a day, the Myanmar housewife goes to the Yangon Zoo where she breastfeeds the hungry black-striped, orange-brown cubs rejected by their natural mother.

“The cubs are just like my babies,” Hla Htay told Fuji TV as one of the baby big cats suckled her breast.

Reuters.com

Don’t bogart that message

Researchers at the University of London Institute of Psychiatry have found that the constant distractions of email and texting are more harmful to performance than cannabis.

Those distracted by incoming email, phone calls and text messages saw a 10-point fall in their IQ, more than twice that found in studies of the impact of smoking cannabis, according to the researchers.

vnunet.com

NewMexiKen hates to think of the drop in IQ that results from blogging. Or maybe I hate to think because of that drop. Hmmm!?!

But Did He Inhale?

DeLay has long been one of Congress’ most vocal critics of what he calls Castro’s “thugocracy,” which is why some sharp-eyed TIME readers were surprised last week to see a photo of the Majority Leader smoking one of Cuba’s best—a Hoyo de Monterrey double corona, which generally costs about $25 when purchased overseas and is not available in this country. The cigar’s label clearly states that it was made in “Habana.” The photo was taken in Jerusalem on July 28, 2003, during a meeting between DeLay and the Republican Jewish Coalition at the King David Hotel in Jerusalem.

TIME, which has the photo.

U.S. Grant

Leader of the Union forces, eighteenth President of the United States, and memoir writer par excellence, Ulysses S. Grant was born on this date in 1822.

The Library of Congress has a worthwhile profile of the person they call a “quiet, unassuming, and keenly intelligent man.”

The White House biography is here.

The other animator named Walter

Walter Lantz was born on this date in 1899. Lantz was the creator of such animated characters as Andy Panda, Chilly Willy, Wally Walrus and the greatest cartoon character of them all, Woody Woodpecker.

Walter Lantz was nominated for the Academy Award 10 times. He received the Academy’s Life-Time Achievement Award in 1979.

Lantz.jpg

Click on the image above to visit lantz.toonzone.net for audio and video clips and lots of other goodies.

Chuckle

“Newly elected Pope Benedict XVI said on Monday that he had prayed to God that he would not be elected. The new pope then went on to emphasize the power of prayer.”

Dennis Miller

“How disgusting is this? Here it is folks, this is the end of the world…. A restaurant in Decatur, Georgia, is now serving a double bacon cheeseburger that is served between two Krispy Kreme doughnuts. We are now officially ancient Rome.”

Jay Leno