It’s the birthday

… of Arnold Palmer. Arnie is 76 today.

… of Basketball Hall of Fame inductee Bob Lanier. He’s 57.

… of future Baseball Hall of Fame inductee Randy Johnson. He’s 42.

And it’s the birthday of Roger Maris, born on this date in 1934. The following is from The Official Roger Maris Web Site:

Roger and teammate Mickey Mantle entertained baseball fans throughout the summer of ’61 as the two New York Yankee sluggers chased the record many called the most cherished in all of sports. Mickey dropped out of the home run race early due to an illness, but finished with a career high 54 home runs. Roger tied Ruth on September 26, hitting his 60th home run. He then hit his 61st home run on the final day of the season, October 1, 1961, against the Boston Red Sox to set a new record. The Yankees won the game, 1 to 0, and later went on to win the World Series.

Roger was voted the Most Valuable Player in the American league for the second straight year, as he led the league in home runs and RBI’s. He was also named the 1961 Associated Press’ Male Athlete of the Year.

During his career, Roger Maris played in seven World Series and seven All-Star games. He hit 275 career home runs and won the Gold Glove Award for outstanding defensive play. The New York Yankees retired his number “9” in 1984.

The Mountain Meadows Massacre

… took place on this date in 1857. Here’s what Mark Twain wrote about it in Roughing It 15 years later:

The persecutions which the Mormons suffered so long—and which they consider they still suffer in not being allowed to govern themselves—they have endeavored and are still endeavoring to repay. The now almost forgotten “Mountain Meadows massacre” was their work. It was very famous in its day. The whole United States rang with its horrors. A few items will refresh the reader’s memory. A great emigrant train from Missouri and Arkansas passed through Salt Lake City and a few disaffected Mormons joined it for the sake of the strong protection it afforded for their escape. In that matter lay sufficient cause for hot retaliation by the Mormon chiefs. Besides, these one hundred and forty-five or one hundred and fifty unsuspecting emigrants being in part from Arkansas, where a noted Mormon missionary had lately been killed, and in part from Missouri, a State remembered with execrations as a bitter persecutor of the saints when they were few and poor and friendless, here were substantial additional grounds for lack of love for these wayfarers. And finally, this train was rich, very rich in cattle, horses, mules and other property—and how could the Mormons consistently keep up their coveted resemblance to the Israelitish tribes and not seize the “spoil” of an enemy when the Lord had so manifestly “delivered it into their hand?”

Wherefore, according to Mrs. C. V. Waite’s entertaining book, “The Mormon Prophet,” it transpired that—

A “revelation” from Brigham Young, as Great Grand Archee or God, was dispatched to President J. C. Haight, Bishop Higbee and J. D. Lee (adopted son of Brigham), commanding them to raise all the forces they could muster and trust, follow those cursed Gentiles (soread the revelation), attack them disguised as Indians, and with the arrows of the Almighty make a clean sweep of them, and leave none to tell the tale; and if they needed any assistance they were commanded to hire the Indians as their allies, promising them a share of the booty. They were to be neither slothful nor negligent in their duty, and to be punctual in sending the teams back to him before winter set in, for this was the mandate of Almighty God.

The command of the “revelation” was faithfully obeyed. A large party of Mormons, painted and tricked out as Indians, overtook the train of emigrant wagons some three hundred miles south of Salt Lake City, and made an attack. But the emigrants threw up earthworks, made fortresses of their wagons and defended themselves gallantly and successfully for five days! Your Missouri or Arkansas gentleman is not much afraid of the sort of scurvy apologies for “Indians” which the southern part of Utah affords. He would stand up and fight five hundred of them.

At the end of the five days the Mormons tried military strategy. They retired to the upper end of the “Meadows,” resumed civilized apparel, washed off their paint, and then, heavily armed, drove down in wagons to the beleaguered emigrants, bearing a flag of truce! When the emigrants saw white men coming they threw down their guns and welcomed them with cheer after cheer! And, all unconscious of the poetry of it, no doubt, they lifted a little child aloft, dressed in white, in answer to the flag of truce!

The leaders of the timely white “deliverers” were President Haight and Bishop John D. Lee, of the Mormon Church. Mr. Cradlebaugh, who served a term as a Federal Judge in Utah and afterward was sent to Congress from Nevada, tells in a speech delivered in Congress how these leaders next proceeded:

They professed to be on good terms with the Indians, and represented them as being very mad. They also proposed to intercede and settle the matter with the Indians. After several hours parley they, having (apparently) visited the Indians, gave the ultimatum of the savages; which was, that the emigrants should march out of their camp, leaving everything behind them, even their guns. It was promised by the Mormon bishops that they would bring a force and guard the emigrants back to the settlements. The terms were agreed to, the emigrants being desirous of saving the lives of their families. The Mormons retired, and subsequently appeared with thirty or forty armed men. The emigrants were marched out, the women and children in front and the men behind, the Mormon guard being in the rear. When they had marched in this way about a mile, at a given signal the slaughter commenced. The men were almost all shot down at the first fire from the guard. Two only escaped, who fled to the desert, and were followed one hundred and fifty miles before they were overtaken and slaughtered. The women and children ran on, two or three hundred yards further, when they were overtaken and with the aid of the Indians they were slaughtered. Seventeen individuals only, of all the emigrant party, were spared, and they were little children, the eldest of them being only seven years old. Thus, on the 10th day of September, 1857, was consummated one of the most cruel, cowardly and bloody murders known in our history.

The number of persons butchered by the Mormons on this occasion was one hundred and twenty.

Best line of the day, period

“Mr. Altshuler and Mr. Rhode had worked in the White House’s Office of National Advance Operations. Those are the people who decide where the president will stand on stage and which loyal supporters will be permitted into the audience – and how many firefighters will be diverted from rescue duty to surround the president as he patrols the New Orleans airport trying to look busy.”

— Excerpted from editorial in The New York Times

What a gas

“Crime is back up in New York City. Today thieves robbed an armored truck. They left the money but siphoned the gas.”

— David Letterman

“Good news, today I filled my gas tank today for under $20….it was for my lawnmower but it still counts.”
“Gas is so expensive in L.A. I actually saw a Hummer the other day with two people inside.”
“I tell you, you know who is really enjoying the high gas prices? The Amish. They think this is the funniest thing. ”

— Jay Leno

American Indian tribal names

The names by which most ‘tribes’ are generally known are usually not those which they use for themselves: often they are derived from the more-or-less disparaging terms their neighbors used to describe them to early European traders and explorers. (For a rough equivalent, imagine visitors from another planet arriving in England, asking who lived across the channel, and being given the answer ‘Bloody Frogs’.)

From The Earth Shall Weep by James Wilson.

[First posted by NewMexiKen November 12, 2003.]

State Fair

Well, Pat Boone probably won’t kiss Ann-Margret at this state fair either, but it’ll still be grand.

New Mexico State Fair

From now until September 25, see all the blue-ribbon hogs and well-groomed calves and three-headed roosters you want, enjoy a corn dog, then throw up on the ferris wheel. It’s that most American of all events, the state fair.

LeeAnn Rimes tonight; Alice Cooper and Cheap Trick tomorrow night. Is this a great country or what?

Try a Little Tenderness

It’s the birthday of soul singer and songwriter Otis Redding, born in Dawson, Georgia (1941), who dropped out of high school to play in Little Richard’s band. His biggest hit, in 1967, was “Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay,” which was released after his death in an airplane crash. “Sittin’ in the morning sun, I’ll be sitting when the evening come, Watching the ships roll in, And I’ll watch ’em roll away again.”

The Writer’s Almanac

Redding’s entry at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

California

According to Census estimates, California had 35,893,799 residents last year. That’s one-in-eight Americans.

The state motto is “Eureka,” a Greek word meaning “I have found it.” The “it” being gold.

The California state animal is the Grizzly Bear, Ursus californicus. The animal was designated in 1953, just 31 years after the last one of its kind was hunted down and exterminated.

“I love California – I practically grew up in Phoenix.”
– Dan Quayle

“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.”
– Mark Twain

California and the Compromise of 1850

California was admitted to the Union as the 31st state on this date in 1850.

Admission of California as a free state (that is, no slavery) was the first in the series of five measures known as the Compromise of 1850.

The second measure organized the New Mexico Territory (which included present-day Arizona), settled the Texas-New Mexico boundary, and paid Texas $10 million to abandon its claims in New Mexico (everything east of the Rio Grande). The act also stated: “That, when admitted as a State, the said territory, or any portion of the same, shall be received into the Union, with or without slavery, as their constitution may prescribe at the time of their admission.” In other words, slavery in New Mexico (and Arizona) would be decided by the people of New Mexico (and Arizona). This became known as “popular sovereignty.”

The third measure was the organization of the Utah Territory (which included western Colorado and Nevada) with an identical provision about slavery.

The fourth was a revised Fugitive Slave Act, amending the law passed in 1793. This act set up commissioners authorized to issue warrants for fugitives and order their return. The commissioners were to receive $10 when the person apprehended was a fugitive slave. They were to receive $5 when they decided he/she was a free person. Fugitives claiming to be freedmen were denied a trial by jury and their testimony was not to be evidence in any of the proceedings under the law. Citizens aiding fugitives could be fined or imprisoned.

The fifth measure was the abolition of the slave trade (but not slavery) in the District of Columbia.

Like most political compromises, there was more for each side to dislike than to like. Slave states disliked California’s admission as a free state. And they disliked the end of the slave trade in D.C., not because it was important but because it demonstrated federal power over any aspect of slavery. Many northerners objected to the Fugitive Slave Act; and many violated it.

And, of course, slavery in the territories became the prime issue of the 1850s, the election of 1860, and coming of the Civil War.

Burning the Zozobra (Old Man Gloom)

The Fiesta de Santa Fe began Thursday night with the burning of a 50-foot Zozobra.

Zozobra centers around the ritual burning in effigy of Old Man Gloom, or Zozobra, to dispel the hardships and travails of the past year. …

The effigy is a giant animated wooden and cloth marionette that waves its arms and growls ominously at the approach of its fate. A major highlight of the pageant is the fire spirit dancer, dressed in a flowing red costume, who appears at the top of the stage to drive away the white-sheeted “glooms” from the base of the giant Zozobra. …

Over the years the effigy has grown larger, reaching a height of 49 feet in 2001. Zozobra is a well crafted framework of preplanned and pre-cut sticks, covered with chicken wire and yards of muslin. It is stuffed with bushels of shredded paper, which traditionally includes obsolete police reports, paid off mortgage papers, and even personal divorce papers.

The Burning of Zozobra – Official Site

The Fiesta has been celebrated in Santa Fe annually since 1712.

Photograph by Mark Nohl; courtesy of the New Mexico Department of Tourism.

I know, Leno isn’t everybody’s favorite

… but I like his writers.

  • I had a really strange thing happen to me last night. About 10:30 I’m sitting around watching TV, my doorbell rings, I open the door, it’s the head guy from FEMA. At my door! I said “What are you doing here?” He said, “I’m here for the earthquake damage you had back in ’94.”
  • As you know FEMA stands for “fix everything, my ass!”
  • U.S. Border Patrol agents allowed a man called the human cannonball to shoot himself across the border from Mexico to the United States. The Border Patrol gave him special permission to do this because as you know they don’t let just anyone cross the border.
  • Hawaii has the highest gas prices in the country: $4 a gallon! That’s why I don’t go there to fill up.
  • For many students across the country, today was the first day of school…This was a big day for a lot of teachers – some of them haven’t had any sex since June.
  • “The New York Post” says that Paris Hilton is so famous now, she can’t go out in public anymore. Good!

He knew the rules

According to AP, “A judge on Thursday ordered Sandy Berger, President Clinton’s national security adviser, to pay a $50,000 fine for illegally taking classified documents from the National Archives.”

NewMexiKen is telling you, don’t mess with my former colleagues at the National Archives. They take their records responsibilities seriously (as did I).

Yup!

You can blame politicians for New Orleans all you like. I know I certainly will, starting right up at the top. But we just had a nationwide election and it turned on issues that were as inconsequential as they were passionately argued. President Bush is in office today because a bunch of voters in Ohio don’t like homosexuals very much. Members of Congress are enjoying another few years of decent salaries and preferred parking because they brought home the bacon to fill potholes and build sports stadiums.

And we, the people, keep putting them back in office because its easier to do that than it is to pay attention. I know people who can’t name their own Senators but can expound at insane length and in appalling detail about UFOs. There are tens of millions of American’s who’ve never set foot in a polling place. Our media, which exist entirely to give us what we want, spend more energy on Paris Hilton than they do on the very real possibility that New Orleans might disappear one day.

And here we are.

FunctionalAmbivalent

Fort Davis National Historic Site

… was established on this date in 1961. The National Park Service tells us:

Fort Davis
Set in the rugged beauty of the Davis Mountains of west Texas, Fort Davis is one of America’s best surviving examples of an Indian Wars’ frontier military post in the Southwest. From 1854 to 1891, Fort Davis was strategically located to protect emigrants, mail coaches, and freight wagons on the Trans-Pecos portion of the San Antonio-El Paso Road and the Chihuahua Trail, and to control activities on the southern stem of the Great Comanche War Trail and Mescalero Apache war trails. Fort Davis is important in understanding the presence of African Americans in the West and in the frontier military because the 24th and 25th U.S. Infantry and the 9th and 10th U.S. Cavalry, all-black regiments established after the Civil War, were stationed at the post.

Exactly!

Indian beneficiaries are responsible for determining whether they get a fair amount for the use of their land, Special Trustee Ross Swimmer said on Wednesday.

Appearing on the nationally broadcast radio program Native America Calling, Swimmer said that federal law puts the burden on landowners to get the most for the oil, gas, timber and other assets. Only in certain cases does the Bureau of Indian Affairs play a stronger role, he claimed.

“The way the statutes and regulations read, the leaseholders are themselves the first persons responsible for leasing the land,” Swimmer said. “The BIA has to approve the lease of the land, and only in those situations where it’s so highly fractionated … does the BIA do the leasing.”

“It is a responsibility of individual Indian people to do the leasing and to ensure that they get what they want,” he continued. The BIA’s jobs is to conduct appraisals and oversee the deal, he said.

“If you want to take your land out of trust — whatever you own — or the money that you have in an account, you’re welcome to do that at any point in time,” he said.

Indianz.Com

Irresponsible

CHEYENNE — With gasoline prices hovering near $3 a gallon, U.S. Rep. Barbara Cubin has offered support for legislation that would suspend the federal fuel tax to provide relief for motorists and help blunt a possible economic downturn.

“Unfortunately, Congress can’t wave a magic wand to fix overnight the fundamental supply and demand problems that are driving gas prices upward,” Cubin, R-Wyo., said in a release. “The energy bill addresses those problems, but it will take time. What we can do is offer some immediate relief by suspending the gas tax to alleviate the short term crisis caused by Hurricane Katrina.”

Under the legislation, the 18.4-cent-per-gallon tax would be suspended indefinitely and require an act of Congress to reinstate. A second measure Cubin is backing would temporarily suspend the tax for 30 days.

Casper Star-Tribune

Hello, the gasoline tax all goes into the highways trust fund. Anyone think we shouldn’t be repairing roads? How about I-10 across Louisiana and Mississippi?

But even if you buy 30 gallons of gasoline a week, eliminating the tax would only save you $5.52.

The price of gasoline has gone up 40 cents or more a gallon since before Katrina. The tax has remained the same since 1997, when gas cost $1.20 a gallon. How about asking the oil companies to reduce prices 18.4 cents instead?