William Shakespeare and Anne Hathaway

… were married on this date in 1582. He was 18, she 26. As with many facets of Shakespeare’s life, there is some confusion about the marriage. Among other things, Shakespeare received a marriage license with an Anne Whatley the day before. Secondly, relatives of Anne Hathaway (or Hathwey) posted bond so that her marriage to Shakespeare could proceed with only one reading of the bans. Perhaps the confusion is best resolved by noting that on May 26, 1583, William and Anne’s daughter Susanna was christened. It appears the Bard had a shotgun wedding.

BCS in a nutshell

The four BCS bowls are Orange, Sugar, Fiesta and Rose (national championship). Eleven teams have a shot for the eight places.

Six BCS places go to conference champions. USC (Pac 10), Penn State (Big 10) and West Virginia (Big East) are in. Texas (Big 12), Virginia Tech (ACC) and LSU (SEC) play Saturday. If they win, they’re in. If they lose, the team they lose to goes to the BCS (Colorado, Florida State and Georgia respectively).

Two BCS places are left for wildcards. If Texas wins the Big 12 the wildcards will be Notre Dame and Ohio State. If Texas loses to Colorado, Texas will still most likely get a BCS wildcard, bumping Ohio State.

No other teams are in contention for BCS games.

Down the stretch

Jeff Sagarin’s computer has the top six college football teams thus:

1. Texas (11-0)
2. USC (11-0)
3. Penn State (10-1)
4. Ohio State (9-2)
5. Virginia Tech (10-1)
6. Notre Dame (9-2)

If I understand Sagarin’s methodology correctly, the first two are in a class by themselves and evenly matched. The next three teams are also evenly matched. Notre Dame is in a third echelon.

Texas (Colorado), USC (UCLA) and Virginia Tech (Florida State) play next Saturday. The other seasons are complete.

LSU is 11th. They play Georgia Saturday.

A slippery bunch of varmints

Steve Terrell has a review of Jay Miller’s Billy the Kid Rides Again. Steve begins:

Untold numbers of books have been written about New Mexico’s most famous outlaw, Billy the Kid. However, a new one, Billy the Kid Rides Again: Digging for the Truth, by longtime Santa Fe political columnist Jay Miller, is as much about Bill the Governor as Billy the Kid.

Barely six months into Gov. Bill Richardson’s administration, the governor called a news conference where he announced the state would get involved in a new investigation into the death of the outlaw — whom most serious historians believe was shot and killed in Fort Sumner in 1881.

A trio of law-enforcement officials — DeBaca County Sheriff Gary Grays, Lincoln County Sheriff Tom Sullivan and Capitan Mayor Steve Sederwall (a Lincoln County reserve officer) — had started the investigation.

“This is not a publicity stunt,” Richardson — with a straight face — told reporters at the announcement. “It’s an effort to get to the truth.”

The review continues and Steve has more background on his blog.

Washita

The surprise attack on Black Kettle’s village of Southern Cheyenne at the Washita River in Indian Territory (now western Oklahoma) took place on this date in 1868.

Just before midnight, they crawled to the edge of a bluff which overlooked a river valley. One of the scouts announced he could smell smoke. The other heard a dog bark. Custer could not see anything, and he did not smell smoke or hear the dog. But in the quiet moments of listening, he heard a baby cry. He had found his Indians.

Custer divided his command into four detachments, which would surround the village, north, south, east, and west, and wait for dawn. On his command, they would charge from the four directions.

At first light, Custer turned to the band leader and directed him “to give us ‘Garry Owen’ [his favorite song]. At once the rollicking notes of that familiar marching and fighting air sounded forth through the valley, and in a moment were re-echoed back from the opposite sides by the loud and continued cheers of the men of the other detachments, who, true to their orders, were there and in readiness to pounce upon the Indians the moment the attack began. In this manner the battle of the Washita commenced.”

The “battle” in the village was short, barely fifteen minutes. The soldiers drove the people from their lodges barefoot and half naked, shooting them in the open. Many of the warriors managed to reach the trees, where they began to return fire; a few of them escaped, but after a couple of hours, the firing ceased and 103 Cheyennes lay dead in the snow and mud. Custer reported that they were fighting men, but others said that ninety-two of them were women, children, and old people. Black Kettle, the sixty-seven-year-old leader of the band, and his wife, Medicine Woman Later, who had survived nine gunshot wounds at the Massacre of Sand Creek four years before, had been shot in the back as they attempted to cross the Lodge Pole or Washita River. Their bodies, trampled and covered with mud, were found in the shallow water by the survivors.

The soldiers seized everything in the village—guns, bows and arrows, decorated clothing, sacred shields, tobacco, dried meat, dried berries, robes, and fifty-one lodges—and burned it. In addition, they captured 875 horses and mules. Custer gave the order to slaughter these animals by cutting their throats, but the horses feared whiteman smell and shied away, and after several attempts, the men grew tired. Custer gave the order to shoot the animals instead. Custer himself slaughtered camp dogs. Then the 7th Cavalry took its captives, mostly women and children and old ones, and headed north to its base of operations, Camp Supply.

Excerpt from Killing Custer by James Welch

Eisenhower National Historic Site (Pennsylvania)

… was established on this date in 1967.

Eisenhower Farm

Elvis gyrated and McCarthy railed. School children ducked and covered, suburbanites dug bomb shelters. Everyone loved Lucy, and a retired general in the White House played golf and struggled to keep a third world war at bay.

This is the life and the times reflected in Eisenhower National Historic Site, the home and farm of General and President Dwight D. Eisenhower.

Located adjacent to the Gettysburg Battlefield, the farm served the President as a weekend retreat and a meeting place for world leaders. With its putting green, skeet range, and view of South Mountain, it was a much needed respite from Washington. With its show herd of black Angus, it was a successful cattle operation and source of pride for the President.

Eisenhower National Historic Site

It’s the birthday

… of Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg. She’s 48 today.

Johnny Allen Hendrix was born in Seattle on this date in 1942. His name was changed to James Marshall Hendrix at age four. We know him as Jimi. He acquired his first guitar at age 16.

Jimi Hendrix expanded the range and vocabulary of the electric guitar into areas no musician had ever ventured before. Many would claim him to be the greatest guitarist ever to pick up the instrument. At the very least his creative drive, technical ability and painterly application of such effects as wah-wah and distortion forever transformed the sound of rock and roll. Hendrix helped usher in the age of psychedelia with his 1967 debut, Are You Experienced?, and the impact of his brief but meteoric career on popular music continues to be felt.

Excerpt from Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum: Inductee Detail

Holiday Sports Book and DVD Buying Guide

The Sports Prof has put together a nice list of sports-related books and DVDs just in time for your Christmas list (giving or receiving). His Best Sports Movie Ever? entry has an even longer list of films.

His top movie — Eight Men Out; number two is Hoosiers. NewMexiKen hasn’t seen Eight Men Out, so can’t compare, but my favorite baseball movies are Bull Durham and Bang the Drum Slowly.

The SportsProf’s top-rated sports book is The Glory of Their Times by Lawrence Ritter, about the early stars of baseball. It is indeed a fine book. The Prof says his personal copy cost $2.95 when his dad gave it to him. My copy was $10.

Light theft

BALTIMORE – City streets are getting darker because thieves, some disguised as utility crews, are stealing 30-foot light poles, authorities said.

About 130 aluminum light poles have vanished this fall from locations across the city, despite the difficulty of carting off the 250-pound objects.

AP via Yahoo! News

You’ve almost got admire guys who’ll steal 250-pound light poles.

One might, might’n one

“One might also argue that untruthful charges against the Commander-in-Chief have an insidious effect on the war effort itself. I’m unwilling to say that ….

Vice President Richard Cheney, November 21, 2005

Um, didn’t he just say that? Isn’t that sort of like McCoy saying something outrageous, having defense counsel object and the judge sustain and then looking over to see how the jury took it?

The worst rule in sports

… is the NFL overtime, sudden-death rule. How can any group of supposedly super-competitive people countenance such an unfair procedure? You win the coin toss, you move the ball, you kick a field goal. Other team doesn’t get a chance. Game over. Go home. A tie would be better.

Show business

NBC did not interrupt its broadcast of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade yesterday to bring viewers the news that an M&M balloon had crashed into a light pole, injuring two sisters.

In fact, when the time came in the tightly scripted three-hour program for the M&Ms’ appearance, NBC weaved in tape of the balloon crossing the finish line at last year’s parade – even as the damaged balloon itself was being dragged from the accident scene.

The New York Times

As anyone who watches the Macy’s parade on TV has long realized, it’s a TV program like any other variety show. All repeating events with television coverage become television programs.

Best line of the day, so far

“Actually, from the quote it seems that Brown’s actual angle may be providing not generic emergency response consulting services but rather consulting services to incompetents who’ve been saddled with emergency preparedness responsibility and fear becoming national laughing stocks when they turn mid-size disasters in to full-on catastrophes through gross mismanagement.”

Joshua Micah Marshall

Joseph Wood Krutch

… was born on this date in 1893. He graduated from the University of Tennessee and received an M.A. and Ph.D. from Columbia. He became an author and lecturer and was drama critic for The Nation during the years 1924-1952. He wrote two criticially acclaimed biographies, Samuel Johnson (1944) and Henry David Thoreau (1948).

Krutch moved to Tucson in 1952 and turned his focus primarily to nature writing. Among his notable works were The Desert Year, The Voice of the Desert and The Great Chain of Life.

From The Voice of the Desert:

Here in the West, as in the country at large, a war more or less concealed under the guise of a “conflict of interests” rages between the “practical” conservationist and the defenders of the national parks and other public lands; between cattlemen and lumberers on the one hand, and the “sentimentalists” on the other. The pressure to allow the hunter, the rancher, or the woodcutter to invade the public domain is constant and the plea is always that we should “use” what is assumed to be useless unless it is adding to material welfare. But unless somebody teaches love, there can be no ultimate protection to what is lusted after. Without some “love of nature” for itself there is no possibility of solving “the problem of conservation.”

Santa Catalina Island

… was named in honor of Saint Catherine of Alexandria by Sebastián Vizcaíno on this date in 1602, her feast day. The indigenous Pimungan called their island Pimu.

In 310, Emperor Maximus ordered Catherine broken on the wheel for being a Christian, but she touched the wheel and it was destroyed. She was beheaded, and her body whisked away by angels.

According to The Catholic Community Forum, Saint Catherine is the patron saint of “apologists, craftsmen who work with a wheel (potters, spinners, etc.), archivists, attornies, barristers, dying people, educators, girls, jurists, knife grinders, knife sharpeners, lawyers, librarians, libraries, maidens, mechanics, millers, nurses, old maids, philosophers, potters, preachers, scholars, schoolchildren, scribes, secretaries spinners, spinsters, stenographers, students, tanners, teachers, theologians, turners, unmarried girls, wheelwrights.”

Twenty-six miles across the sea
Santa Catalina is a-waitin’ for me
Santa Catalina, the island of romance
Romance, romance, romance

Water all around it everywhere
Tropical trees and the salty air
But for me the thing that’s a-waitin’ there, romance

Visit Catalina Island’s Official Website.

In a bad political year

At The Washington Post, Chris Cillizza’s Politics Blog, called “The Fix,” handicaps the 10 House seats most likely to change parties next year. NewMexiKen’s own Congressperson is rated the 6th most likely.

New Mexico’s 1st district — Rep. Heather Wilson (R): The story remains the same in this ultimate swing district. Democrats have their best candidate in state Attorney General Patsy Madrid, a Hispanic in her second term as a statewide officeholder. Wilson has shown remarkable resiliency in holding this Albuquerque-area district and continues to impress with her fundraising prowess — $732,000 on hand at the end of September. Republicans have always conceded that in a bad political year Wilson could be one of the first to go. This race could move up the line if Madrid turns out to be as strong a candidate as expected.

Chile: 4×4 by 4,000 miles

Pultizer prize-winning critic (his topic just happens to be automobiles) Dan Neil reports on his car trip in Chile. He begins:

I’ve got a thousand miles behind me and three thousand to go. I’ve got a dashboard tan. Hammer down. Radar love.

It’s the middle of the night in the middle of the Atacama Desert, along a stretch of haunted ground called the Pampa del Indio Muerto. I don’t speak Spanish but I get the idea. This is the land that rain forgot.

Guidebooks call this part of northern Chile “lunar” or “Martian,” and during the day it’s understandable because the cracked lifelessness stretches to the ashy horizon. Water seems like folklore. But at night, well, night is different. Northern Chile has dark and transparent air — silver-lidded observatories eye the heavens from nearby mountaintops — and the sky is whitewashed with stars. You will never feel more Earthbound. Here you can appreciate your significance in the universe, and the news is not good.

Key quote: “But the fact is, most of the world isn’t paved, and that’s the part I long to see.”

I’d like to quote more, but go read Neil’s report — and don’t miss the photos.

Core Evidence That Humans Affect Climate Change

From a report in the Los Angeles Times:

An ice core about two miles long — the oldest frozen sample ever drilled from the underbelly of Antarctica — shows that at no time in the last 650,000 years have levels of the greenhouse gases carbon dioxide and methane been as high as they are today.

The research, published in today’s issue of the journal Science, describes the content of the greenhouse gases within the core and shows that carbon dioxide levels today are 27% higher than they have been in the last 650,000 years and levels of methane, an even more powerful greenhouse gas, are 130% higher….

Bad for the Country

Paul Krugman:

Most commentary about G.M.’s troubles is resigned: pundits may regret the decline of a once-dominant company, but they don’t think anything can or should be done about it. And commentary from some conservatives has an unmistakable tone of satisfaction, a sense that uppity workers who joined a union and made demands are getting what they deserve.

We shouldn’t be so complacent. I won’t defend the many bad decisions of G.M.’s management, or every demand made by the United Automobile Workers. But job losses at General Motors are part of the broader weakness of U.S. manufacturing, especially the part of U.S. manufacturing that offers workers decent wages and benefits. And some of that weakness reflects two big distortions in our economy: a dysfunctional health care system and an unsustainable trade deficit.

Key point: “Since 2000, we’ve lost about three million jobs in manufacturing, while membership in the National Association of Realtors has risen 50 percent.”