Grandpa’s Tweeties

The Onion [Retweeted] New Walgreens Facebook Plugin Allows Users To See What Prescriptions Friends Are Picking Up http://onion.com/H0qGEc

Dan Wetzel [Retweeted] Augusta National has never had a female member. It’s always invited the IBM CEO. The new IBM CEO is female. Column: http://yhoo.it/Hff0gA

“Romney…does indeed believe that there are only two kinds of people in the world — himself, and The Help.” http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/mitt-romney-poll-numbers-7675223#ixzz1qRISPOYp

Mega Millions Friday $500 million. If you want cash, $359 million; after taxes, take home around $215 million. I could remodel my kitchen. [After this one I got a DM from a remodel site.]

#ifiwin500million I could take that trip to Branson I’ve always dreamed about.

#ifiwin500million I could get that Thomas Kinkade painting I saw in the mall.

#ifiwin500million I could afford to replace my dial-up Internet.

#ifiwin500million I bet I would have a lot of new Facebook friends.

#ifiwin500million I would be able to buy stuff at Kohl’s even if I only got the 15% off coupon.

#ifiwin500million Californy is the place I ought to be, so I’d load up the truck and move to Beverly (Hills, that is). [Earl Scruggs tweet]