“I love Lloyd Criss, and I would love him even if I wasn’t half scared to death of him.
“First off, he’s big enough to fill a huddle all on his own. Hell, a picture of him weighs 5 pounds. He’s the only thing in Texas that big without John Deere stamped on it. He’s double big.”
They Are Walking Into a Lion’s Cage With a Pocket Full of Pork Chops Down In Galveston County