Best line of the day

Bless her heart, [Anita Perry] only has one nerve left and Rick’s obviously getting all over it.

So, in the passive-aggressive way that some Texas women have honed to an art form, she goes out and says stuff like him needing to improve his debating and that he’ll be “better prepared next time,”  making him seem like a first grader who failed a spelling test.  She might as well open her purse and show everybody that his winkie is in there.

Juanita Jean’s

Click the link, she’s LOL funny. That’s not even the best line.