“But one aspect of politics interests me very much and I really double super would love to have this and that is: Secret Service. It won’t spoil anything for me to tell you that at one point Clooney (who stars, directs, and screenplay writes, he’s like the missing, better-looking, Coen brother) is meeting someone in a restaurant. The place is shut down, with guys outside looking ominous and also inside looking ominous and it’s just awesome. I want to go get hummus at Costco in two huge black Suburbans and have each sample area cordoned off by serious guys in suits and headsets so that I roll up to the cracker and crab dip or Caution! Hot! chicken nuggets unmolested. That would be the best.”