“On Monday, Attorney General John Ashcroft issued a terrorism warning, asking all Americans to be on high alert this week…. I think I speak for all Americans when I say, ‘Bitch, I can’t be any more alert than I already am. O.K.? I’m opening my mail with salad tongs. I take my passport in the shower with me. I am watching so much CNN I am having sex dreams about Wolf Blitzer.”
Tina Fey on SNL in late 2001, from a brief profile in The New Yorker.
In another article, The New Yorker has lined up some vintage Tina Fey videos.