“President Obama is tied with… wait for it… Kim Kardashian as one of the top ten twitter follower getters, and yes, that’s how you say that. If you are new to our country, welcome! This is how we roll.”
Another from the same source:
“One of those arrested during a protest of higher tuition fees in England was the son of Pink Floyd guitarist David Gilmour. So much for that thing about not needing no education.”