Reminds me of the joke about the three-legged pig.
A reporter asks a farmer about a three-legged pig he sees in the sty. The farmer explains about how when the house caught fire the pig rescued all four of the farmer’s kids by pulling them out of the house.
So the reporter asks if the pig lost its leg in the fire.
“Oh no,” says the farmer, “But with a valuable pig like that…you don’t eat them all at once.”
Reminds me of the joke about the three-legged pig.
A reporter asks a farmer about a three-legged pig he sees in the sty. The farmer explains about how when the house caught fire the pig rescued all four of the farmer’s kids by pulling them out of the house.
So the reporter asks if the pig lost its leg in the fire.
“Oh no,” says the farmer, “But with a valuable pig like that…you don’t eat them all at once.”