“Good news! The November jobless rate has fallen to 10 percent. Bad news: we’re now living in a world where that counts as good news.”
Also from Newsdroppings:
“Researchers have conducted a study of anger in America. Anger levels range from ‘slightly angry’ to ‘very angry’ to ‘@#$% you and your @#$%-damn survey!'”
And:
“An Oregon couple spent two nights stuck in the snow after their quest for the perfect Christmas tree. A touching reminder that the only thing we really need for Christmas is family, and sometimes new brains.”