When it rains in the Swamp, Tim Tebow doesn’t get wet. The rain gets Tim Tebow’d.
Tim Tebow has counted to infinity — twice.
Tim Tebow doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Tim Tebow always knows the exact location of Carmen SanDiego.
Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.
Update: Tebow once completed a high school game with a broken leg. He completed yesterday’s blowout of Florida State with a broken right hand. (He throws with his left.)