“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is ‘God is crying.’
And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did.'”
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When I was in Catholic school, the nuns really did tell us that it was raining because the angels were crying. Just one of the MANY things they said and did that scarred me for life!
My favorite was not to chew the communion host because it would make Jesus bleed.
Ouch! They never told me that one.