What is wrong with these people?
Paris Hilton is supposedly at the breaking point in jail — but she’ll be breaking out the champagne and partying like mad the second she’s released, if her parents get their way.
Page Six has learned that the celebutard’s doting daddy, Rick Hilton, was recently shopping a “Get Out of Jail” bash for his little girl to the top Las Vegas clubs, including Pure, the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino and the Palms.
Meanwhile —
Paris Hilton says she’s found God behind bars – and will dump the ditzy-blonde persona that’s made her a world-famous celebutante.
“My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen, and that is why I was sent to jail. God has released me,” Hilton told Barbara Walters in a collect call from the Twin Towers Correctional Facility in downtown Los Angeles.