Best line of the day, so far

I bring this up for this reason: A new CBS News poll indicates that 21% of Americans believe that President Bush is doing a good job on Iraq. That’s one point above the Crackpot Threshold, which is well within the 3% margin for error.

To put that into perspective, on the defining issue of George W. Bush’s Presidency, the President is now supported by the same percentage of people who believe that astrology is a science, that NASA faked the moon landings, and that the Constitution guarantees our right to own pets.

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