Oh Boy, Oh Boy, Oh Boy

NewMexiKen has struck it rich. I can’t hardly believe my good fortune.

I’ll send the info as soon as I can make a copy of my passport. Oh, I probably should send along my Social Security number, too.

Here’s the details I got in an email this morning:

FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA

CENTRAL BANK OFNIGERIA

FROM OFFICE OF THE
EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN)
PROF CHARLES SOLUDO
E-mail:soludo_1234567_charles @yahoo.comATTENTION; FRIEND IMMEDIATE
CONTRACT PAYMENTCONTRACT #:
MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009.

ATTENTION; FRIEND,
From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the
federal government of Nigeria. Your name and company was discovered as
next on the list of the outstanding contractors who have not received
their payments.
I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be
released to you as soon as you respond to this letter.
Also note that from my record in my file your outstanding contract payment
is us$65.7 million dollars(sixty five million seven hundred thousand
united states dollars).
Please re-confirm to me if this is inline with what you have in your
record and also re-confirm to me the followings for record verification
and proper documentation to avoid future embarassment.
1) Your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) company name,position and address.
4)profession, age and marital status.
5) Copy of int’l passport.
As soon as this informations are received, your payment will be made to
you in a certified bank draft from central bank of Nigeria and a copy will
be given to you for you to take to your bank and confirm it.
Best Regards,

Prof Charles Soludo.
Executive Governor,Central Bank Of Nigeria.vv]