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Best Line of the Day (from four years ago)

‘Other experiments showed that [marijuana] acts on parts of the brain involved in memory, appetite, pain and mood.’

Crap, I did not know cannabis could so that. Especially that appetite, mood, and pain thing. Did you know that? Hell, that needs more research. I don’t know that anybody has ever noticed that before.

Juanita Jean’s | The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.

Format QuotePosted on December 4, 2015Categories Best Line

Best Line Today, So Far

“Someone asked Flannery O’Connor why she wrote, and she said, ‘Because I was good at it.’ And I think that’s the right answer. If you’re good at something it’s very hard not to do it.”

Cormac McCarthy, from a very good 2009 interview

Format QuotePosted on November 14, 2015Categories Books

Best Line I’ve Seen Today, So Far

“At one point or another, every major sport has come under the influence of organized crime. FIFA actually is organized crime.”

Charles P. Pierce

Format QuotePosted on October 26, 2015Categories Best Line

Best Line of the Day

“Why is it taken for granted that women must earn less than men? No! They have the same rights. The discrepancy is a pure scandal.”

Pope Francis, April 29, 2015

Afterthought: As long as women don’t wish to be priests, that is.

Format QuotePosted on April 30, 2015April 30, 2015Categories Best Line of the Day

Best Line of the Day

“Jesus Christ and General Jackson!”

What Vice President Harry Truman is reported to have said when told it was urgent he go the White House 70 years ago today.

Format QuotePosted on April 12, 2015Categories Best Line of the Day, Greatest American

Best Line of the Day

“[A]ll relationships are virtual, even those that take place in person.”

Roger Ebert

Format QuotePosted on March 23, 2015March 23, 2015Categories Best Line of the Day

Best Line of the Day

“When I was a child the mailman came once a day. Now the mail arrives every moment.”

Roger Ebert

Format QuotePosted on March 23, 2015March 23, 2015Categories Best Line of the Day

Best Line of the Day

“A year ago, German scientists argued that cognitive ‘deficits’ in aging were caused largely by the accumulation of knowledge — that is, the brain slows down because it has to search a larger mental library of facts.”

From report, Older Really Can Mean Wiser.

Format QuotePosted on March 16, 2015Categories Best Line of the Day

Best Line of the Day

Julius Caesar was assassinated by a group of politicians on this date in 44 B.C. Most politicians these days are just character assasins.

Format QuotePosted on March 15, 2015Categories Best Line of the Day

π Day 2015

π is just a theory, right? We must teach other theories.

Format QuotePosted on March 14, 2015Categories Education

π Day 2015

Reportedly Senator Inhofe says π is a hoax. Not found in his Bible.

Format QuotePosted on March 14, 2015Categories Best Line of the Day

Best Line of the Day

“[T]eaching takes skill and education and dedication. Home schooling…is on a par with home dentistry.”

Dick Cavett (2012)

Format QuotePosted on February 26, 2015February 26, 2015Categories Best Line of the Day

Best Line of the Day

“Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.”

Michael Pollan

(Seemed timely what with the latest nutrition guidelines muddying the waters yet again.)

Format QuotePosted on February 25, 2015February 25, 2015Categories Best Line of the Day, Food, Drink & Health

Best Line of the Day

“Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all.”

George Washington

Format QuotePosted on February 22, 2015Categories Best Line of the Day

Best Line of the Day Redux

When asked the main aim of his life, Jonas Salk, the developer of the polio vaccine, said:

“To be a good ancestor.”

Quoted in The Geography of Bliss: One Grump’s Search for the Happiest Places in the World by Eric Weiner.

Format QuotePosted on February 20, 2015Categories Best Line of the Day

What He Said

Chastened Exceptionalism, Paul Krugman

Format QuotePosted on February 20, 2015February 20, 2015Categories Issues of the Day

Best Line of the Day

“Resentment is allowing someone to live rent-free in a room in your head.”

Roger Ebert

Format QuotePosted on February 18, 2015February 18, 2015Categories Best Line of the Day

Best Line of the Day

”Your odds of winning the lottery are actually 50/50. You either win, or you don’t.”

Unknown quoted at Mac 911

Format QuotePosted on February 17, 2015Categories Best Line of the Day

Best Line of the Day

“Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.”

Lily Tomlin

Format QuotePosted on February 17, 2015Categories Best Line of the Day
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