Dave Barry on World Series in Miami
Dave Barry has an amusing booger-free column in today’s Miami Herald: “And so the Fall Classic has returned to the place where it truly belongs — to historic Pro Player Stadium, which has hosted the World Series every six years, without fail, dating to 1997.”
Take It Easy
Well, I’m a standing on a corner
in Winslow, Arizona
and such a fine sight to see
It’s a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed
Ford slowin’ down to take a look at me
NewMexiKen
Lee has suggested the top ten reasons why NewMexiKen should recommence.
10. It’s something to do during time previously slotted for watching Giants and Athletics in World Series.
9. No babies are due in the near future so you are able to focus on NewMexiKen.
8. NewMexiKen was sooo exclusive; Some blogs will let anybody in.
7. Can’t use the excuse that you are too busy running for governor of California.
6. We’re still hearing from Bin Laden. Why not NewMexiKen?
5. It’s not just a job; it’s an adventure.
4. If Bush gets his way you won’t even have to pay yourself overtime for time spent on NewMexiKen.
3. Blogging could become a lost art.
2. Even your own children have acknowledged that NewMexiKen was worth checking out regularly.
And the number one reason to get NewMexiKen up and running again:
the name is still the most clever name for a Blog that anyone has come up with.
Coming Soon Near You
Anthony Lewis writing in in The New York Review of Books on Un-American Activities:
The Times of London last May published a letter to the editor from Tony Willoughby of Willoughby & Partners, a firm of solicitors. “The head of IT [information technology] at our law firm,” he wrote,
is a Muslim. He is a gentleman in every sense of the word. His fanaticism, if he has any, is restricted to cricket. Last Sunday he went on a business trip to California. On arrival at Los Angeles he was detained and interrogated on suspicion of being a terrorist….For the first 12 hours he was refused access to a telephone. After 16 hours, not having been given any food, he asked if he could have some. He was given ham sandwiches and, when he explained that he could not eat pork, was told: “You eat what you are given.” He did not eat. He was eventually escorted back to the airport in handcuffs and deported.
Mr. Willoughby wrote to American officials seeking an explanation. He got back what he calls “a fobbing-off letter”—and his firm’s laptop computer, which had been confiscated at the airport. Its data had been wiped out.
That is a mild example, very mild, of what has happened to the US government’s treatment of aliens since September 11, 2001.
Lewis reviews Enemy Aliens: Double Standards and Constitutional Freedoms in the War on Terrorism by David Cole and writes, “I did not really appreciate the scope of what the Bush administration has done to non-citizens until I read this book.”
Dinosaur National Monument…
was established on this date in 1915.
Oops!
Correction (washingtonpost.com): “A Sept. 21 item in the Metro in Brief column about a woman fatally shot in Prince George’s County and a child who was wounded incorrectly reported the woman’s age, the child’s sex, the child’s location at the time of the shooting, and the street on which the shooting occurred. A correct account of the incident appears in today’s Metro in Brief column.”
Howard, her name is V-A-L-E-R-I-E
Howard Fineman on Newsweek — The Plame Game: “I’ll stipulate that it is a felony to disclose the name of an undercover CIA operative who has been posted overseas in recent years. That’s what the statute says. But the now infamous outing of Victoria Plame isn’t primarily an issue of law. It’s about a lot of other things….”
Sage Stossel Cartoon
Limbaugh was wrong
Gregg Easterbrook writes that “Rush Went Deep When He Should Have Handed Off.”
My first reaction to Limbaugh’s comments–he said Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb, who’s black, was a poor player being coddled by the sports media because of his race–was that Rush was simply wrong on the football. McNabb is a top-tier quarterback, though he had two crummy games to start this season. I was in Ralph Wilson Stadium for the Eagles-at-Bills game on Sunday, and as McNabb was beating up on the home team, remember thinking, “I’d hate to have to defense this guy.” At least half the teams in the NFL would exchange their starting QBs for McNabb in an instant.
Limbaugh was right
Allen Barra writes that “Donovan McNabb isn’t a great quarterback, and the media do overrate him because he is black.”
But the truth is that I and a great many other sportswriters have chosen for the past few years to see McNabb as a better player than he has been because we want him to be.
Rush Limbaugh didn’t say Donovan McNabb was a bad quarterback because he is black. He said that the media have overrated McNabb because he is black, and Limbaugh is right. He didn’t say anything that he shouldn’t have said, and in fact he said things that other commentators should have been saying for some time now. I should have said them myself. I mean, if they didn’t hire Rush Limbaugh to say things like this, what they did they hire him for? To talk about the prevent defense?
Fishy photo
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Redwood National Park…
North Cascades National Park…
was established on this date in 1968.
Thurgood Marshall…
was sworn in as Supreme Court Justice on this date in 1967. Marshall made the successful argument before the Court in Brown v. Board of Education of Topeka in 1954. He was appointed to the U.S. Court of Appeals by President Kennedy, and as Solicitor General and then to the Supreme Court by President Johnson.
Click here to see how political cartoonist Paul Conrad depicted the loss when Marshall died in 1993 (two years after retiring from the Court).
Over and over
More David Pogue: “Books and movies are different [from music]. Most people don’t read the same book over and over again, and most people don’t watch the same movie every time they hit the couch. (Families with young children are, of course, the exception. My kids have watched “Monsters, Inc.” roughly 83,000 times.)”
Conspiracy
David Pogue of The New York Times writes:
You can’t pick up a newspaper without reading about the escalating battle between music companies and their customers. The recording industry believes that its decline in CD sales stems primarily from music pirates who download songs from the Internet. All kinds of loopy behavior has resulted, including lawsuits against everyone from 12-year-old girls to 80-year-old grandmothers.
Now, Hollywood believes that it’s next, that before long, we’ll be tossing illegally downloaded movies back and forth on the Internet with abandon. Surely, they think, all of these crazy college kids online will send all of the mighty distribution empires to the poorhouse.
Good thing they don’t know about a well-organized, tightly run organization that routinely distributes brand-name DVD’s and music CD’s to all comers, for free — an institution that hasn’t even raised an eyebrow at the music and movie companies.
It’s called the public library.
Laugh out loud funny, if a little too true
Take a trip on SkyHigh Airlines. Be sure to plan an intinerary, check out the Super Scrimper Fares and see the employee of the month. And Airport Overnighter Tips:
DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING WITH YOUR BARE SKIN
Thousands and thousands and thousands of people pass through an airport on any given day. And chances are, a lot of them have something weird going on medically. Enough said.FAST-FOOD WRAPPERS: THE TRAVELER’S MULTI-PURPOSE PAL
If travelers knew all the great uses for fast-food packaging, they wouldn’t be so quick to lick the goop off of it and throw it in the trash. But their ignorance is your gain! Stuff a fast-food sack with 2-3 dozen hamburger wrappers and voila: a fragrant pillow!
Tractor
NewMexiKen’s Powerball fantasy includes a tractor, too, though not first on my list — not even on my first list.
If you’re going to buy a lottery ticket
at least have a good fantasy
From Powerball: “A Missouri couple claimed half of a $ 261.3 million Powerball jackpot. Their spending plans are decidedly modest for the time being. He wants to get a tractor with brakes and she wants a new refrigerator. They chose the cash payment and walked away with $73.6 million (before taxes).”
Discussion with Wesley Clark
Talking Points Memo by Joshua Micah Marshall has posted the transcript of a discussion he had with Wesley Clark while riding from Dulles Airport to Capitol Hill yesterday. It’s very informative.
On politics and the military:
The old military tradition was that people in the armed forces didn’t vote at all. Guys like George C. Marshall, they made a passion of not voting. The reason is, they said, “It’s really up to the people, the electorate, to choose the president. I’ll work for whoever, I don’t want to get involved in trying to pick sides. Whoever the president is, I support him.”
In the 1950s it became acceptable and expected — well I shouldn’t say expected because no one ever knew — but acceptable to vote.
On getting by in America:
But when you run it all through, it’s really me. It’s my views that have been shaped by a lifetime of public service, traveling across this country, putting a child through school, worried about how much–or how little–money I made, how to survive on very middle [income] wages while moving every two or three years. The wife would come in and say, “Ah, the towels don’t match the bathroom and you’ve got to buy new bathroom mats. And now what are we going to do for curtains? The curtain rods don’t fit in this kind of the house.” You know, all these expenses of moving on top of not making very much money. It’s just a question of who you are.
On education:
Schools aren’t businesses. Schools are institutions of public service. Their job–their product–is not measured in terms of revenues gained. It’s measured in terms of young lives whose potential can be realized. And you don’t measure that either in terms of popularity of the school, or in terms of the standardized test scores in the school. You measure it child-by-child, in the interaction of the child with the teacher, the parent with the teacher, and the child in a larger environment later on in life.
On foreign policy and the Middle East:
But, why is it impossible to take an authoritarian regime in the Middle East and see it gradually transform into something democratic, as opposed to going in, knocking it off, ending up with hundreds of billions of dollars of expenses. And killing people. And in the meantime, leaving this real source of the problems — the states that were our putative allies during the Cold War — leaving them there.
It’s a solid introduction to Clark.
Alaska: The First Day
By NewMexiKen [from 1998, minor edits]
Alaska has 10 or 11 highways (some are gravel), each with a number and most also named after someone. The only road north out of Anchorage is Hwy 1, the Glenn Highway. The Glenn goes northeast for 310 miles until it meets the Alaska Highway (the AlCan) at Tok. Thirty-five miles northeast of Anchorage, Hwy 1 intersects with the Parks Highway, Hwy 3. The Parks Highway begins at that intersection, tends west for 50 miles, then north past Denali National Park and, after 325 miles, Fairbanks. We did every mile of Hwy 3 twice.
The area near the road on the Glenn Hwy for the first thirty miles out of Anchorage seemed more suburban than rural. Eventually the 6000-foot peaks of the closest of the Chugach Mountains loom imposingly a mile above you along the highway (which is a freeway) and the last few miles you pass through the Palmer Hay Flats State Game Refuge. Once you turn left onto Hwy 3 however, the roadside congestion and clutter is again frightful as you pass through Wasilla. For several miles the roadside businesses exist for the recreational vehicle trade. Drive-through espresso places abound. Eventually, but not before you are 50 miles from Anchorage, you escape and are truly in rural Alaska.
There is very little along Hwy 3, yet it is not wilderness either. It seemed to me that man has left his mark on every mile — homes, the odd business, the service stations and convenience stores, abandoned cars, trucks and bulldozers, the half-dozen communities (in 200 miles). Not without beauty and interest, but not untarnished either. It gets better the further north you go, especially when you get into Denali State Park at mile 132.
We took the detour to Talkeetna up a 14-mile spur road and back. Talkeetna (population 600) is the jumping off place for climbing Mount McKinley and some think, as close to the Northern Exposure Cicley as real Alaska gets. The village began in 1901, but became more settled when the Alaska Railroad was built from 1915-1923. We stopped for a beer in the Fairview Inn, where President Harding is said to have been poisoned after he hammered in the last spike at Nenana in July 1923. He died later in San Francisco. The Inn is on the National Register of Historic Places and has a fascinating collection of photos and memorabilia on the walls, half real Alaskiana and half seemingly tourist-attracting kitsch. The clientele appeared to be about half locals and half tourists also. The Inn has seven rooms with a public bath. The village also has a museum that charges $1 and the model of Mount McKinley alone was worth more than that. Unfortunately the National Park Service ranger station for climbers was closed. Most attempts for the top of the highest mountain in North America (20,320 feet) are in May and June.
There is rumored to be a lovely view of Mount McKinley from Talkeetna — they are about 50 miles apart. We wouldn’t know though, as the clouds continued to hang low, particularly around The Great One. Indeed, the rain began just as we stopped at the first view point in Denali State Park (itself 506 square miles). We thought we could see the ends of the glaciers at the foot of the mountain, forty miles away, but clouds obscured all above. The view of the Chulitna River in the foreground and the autumn gold cottonwood forests on the endless hills was magnificent enough.
We arrived at Denali National Park and Preserve just before 5 PM, the temperature around 40º with occasional rain. The clouds hung low on the mountains, which near the eastern edge of the park rise to 5000-5500 feet, about 3500 above the Nenana River. The Nenana parallels the Parks Hwy for the last 25 miles south of the Park and for 50 north of it. The visitor center was open until 7 on this, a busy weekend. (By Tuesday, it would be on a much more limited schedule as winter came on.)
The only available campsite that late in the day was at the entrance campground, Riley Creek. We selected a beautiful site, then headed out on the 30-mile round trip into the Park. The road in this area tends east-west with the turn around at 15 miles at the Savage River. The Savage is the first of several parallel rivers running north from the mountains toward the Yukon River. The road rises and falls with the shoulders of the mountains ranging in elevation from 2000 to 2600 feet. The mountains are twice that height in this area, so impressive enough in their rise from the surrounding terrain.
The hills were mostly alpine tundra (at 2500 feet!). Closer to 2000 there were cottonwood and spruce forests, mostly sparse, but with ample willow and other brush. The colors, even on the gray day, were magnificent — the green of the spruce, the gorgeous yellows and golds of the cottonwoods, the autumn reds of the brush and wild flowers. We felt being there in September had paid one reward, buses into the Park or not.
Traffic was active and, like all the parks, you stop when others have stopped to see what they have seen. About 14 miles out we saw moose, a bull and cow. We were amazed. We had seen moose in Wyoming, but these were giants compared to those. These moose were gone on our return trip a few minutes later but we found seven others on the way back, a bull and six cows so far as we could tell. We assumed that the bull moose, like the elk, acquires a harem during the mating season. They were very close to the road.
There was some brightening of the sky while we were watching these moose, so we doubled back to an overlook that promised a view of Mount McKinley. Using the GPS, the DeLorme atlas and the compass (and adjusting for magnetic north), we knew exactly where to look to see The Great One 70 miles away, but the clouds remained. Because of weather, the peak is only visible 30% of the time year around, so we were not alone in our disappointment. We never did see it.
Big South Fork National River & Recreation Area…
acquired by the Park Service from the Corps of Engineers on this date in 1990.
Yosemite National Park…
was established on this date in 1890.
Boston National Historical Park…
was established on this date in 1974.