NewMexiKen wasn’t going to post this lunacy until I saw the money quote:
When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911,” Boucher said.”
Read the story from the Portland Press Herald.
NewMexiKen wasn’t going to post this lunacy until I saw the money quote:
When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911,” Boucher said.”
Read the story from the Portland Press Herald.
Mark Cuban, the owner of the Dallas Mavericks (NBA) has a blog. Between the Mavs and his new TV show, The Benefactor, it looks promising.
From The Salt Lake Tribune —
In less than two months, Utah will no longer allow capital defendants to choose to be shot to death and will not execute condemned inmates on certain days.
Gov. Olene Walker has signed two pieces of legislation passed by Utah lawmakers — one to end the state’s firing squad and another to prohibit executions on Sundays, Mondays and legal holidays. The first bill was signed Monday by the governor, and the second was signed Friday.
The reason for the execution-free days — to keep overtime costs down.
From The Bozeman Daily Chronicle —
Yellowstone National Park’s bison pens are likely to reach capacity this week, which means trapped animals will be shipped to slaughter whether they have brucellosis or not.
NewMexiKen is wearing the green today in honor of his Irish children and grandchildren.
May the road rise to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back,
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
The rains fall soft upon your fields,
And until we meet again,
May God hold you
In the palm of his hand.
From Sideline Chatter in The Seattle Times —
Rick Morrissey of the Chicago Tribune, after CBS’s Billy Packer drew the ire of Saint Joseph’s coach Phil Martelli when he said the Hawks didn’t deserve a No. 1 seed: “If I were Martelli, I would have said that the only thing in need of reseeding is Packer’s scalp.”
A Bright Hope in Illinois. A rather different politician, Barack Obama. Take a moment to read about the winner of the Democratic primary for U.S. Senator.
The article concludes:
If by “American” we mean that which is most distinctive about us and our ideals, if we mean it to refer to our status as a nation of immigrants that could yet become the world’s first great polyglot, miscegenistic meritocracy, then Barack Obama, if elected, would not only become the sole African American in the Senate: He would also be the most distinctly American of its members.
Link via Eschaton.
Update: Colorado Luis has some worthwhile commentary about Obama (Illinois) and Salazar (Colorado).
From the Los Angeles Times:
Raging torrents left Navajoland stocked with some of the world’s most dramatic but off-limits art galleries — known as slot canyons. Now a guide wants to open them up, a risk some resist.
Don’t miss the slide show of Cardiac Canyon.
From the Denver Post, Arizona primed for repeat surprise.
Arizona is almost certainly the most talented team not seeded in the top half of the NCAA bracket, the type of team no top-seeded team wants to play.
Thanks to Ken for the link.
From Wired News: Furthermore:
Thanks to advances in medical science, the virile, balding type may soon go the way of the dodo bird. Stem-cell research has resulted in the successful regrowing of hair on mice, leading to the real possibility that a cure for baldness is right around the corner. As science marches on, the world will be populated by tall, fit people with perfect teeth and a full head of hair. There won’t be a single interesting person left on the planet.
Hear, hear.
was born on this date in 1751.
No government any more than an individual will long be respected without being truly respectable.
There are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.
[I]t is proper to take alarm at the first experiment on our liberties.
From This Modern World by Tom Tomorrow —
Pandagon makes a good catch, noting a buried paragraph in a Time article:
Administration sources tell TIME that employees at the Department of Homeland Security have been asked to keep their eyes open for opportunities to pose the President in settings that might highlight the Administration’s efforts to make the nation safer. The goal, they are being told, is to provide Bush with one homeland-security photo-op a month.
Homeland Security, working to keep you safe from terror–one photo op at a time.
Boston Globe reporter Patrick Healy steps up and admits an error reporting on Kerry speech.
Link via This Modern World.
The New York Times has acknowledged that The National Debate’s “faux Columnist Corrections Page…is now a parody which is protected under the First Amendment.”
See the corrections parody.
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From the Sunday Herald —
What do you give someone who’s been proved innocent after spending the best part of their life behind bars, wrongfully convicted of a crime they didn’t commit?
An apology, maybe? Counselling? Champagne? Compensation? Well, if you’re David Blunkett, the Labour Home Secretary, the choice is simple: you give them a big, fat bill for the cost of board and lodgings for the time they spent freeloading at Her Majesty’s Pleasure in British prisons.
On Tuesday, Blunkett will fight in the Royal Courts of Justice in London for the right to charge victims of miscarriages of justice more than £3000 for every year they spent in jail while wrongly convicted. The logic is that the innocent man shouldn’t have been in prison eating free porridge and sleeping for nothing under regulation grey blankets.
Blunkett’s fight has been described as “outrageous”, “morally repugnant” and the “sickest of sick jokes”, but his spokesmen in the Home Office say it’s a completely “reasonable course of action” as the innocent men and women would have spent the money anyway on food and lodgings if they weren’t in prison. The government deems the claw-back “Saved Living Expenses”.
From Sideline Chatter in The Seattle Times:
New England might never have won a Super Bowl, let alone two, had not Gen. George Custer decided to leave Felix Vinatieri — his bandleader and the great-great-grandfather of Pats kicker Adam — back at the fort with his band when the troops embarked for the battle of Little Big Horn.
Added Tom FitzGerald of the San Francisco Chronicle: “Those guys were the luckiest musicians in the world, not counting Ringo.”
H. R. 3920, a Bill to allow Congress to reverse the judgments of the United States Supreme Court.
Link via Eschaton.
The Washington Post published an article Monday to the effect that the presidential election is “likely to turn on battles in fewer than 18 states.” Accordingly, those states will see all the action. Or, as Electablog* puts it, “More to the point, if you’re planning a summer trip, you may want to avoPOSTID: Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Iowa, Maine, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Mexico, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Washington, West Virginia and Wisconsin.”
American historians reenact the assassination of Julius Caesar with a ballpoint pen on the steps of the Roman Curia (Senate) 1997.

ESPN.com’s Andy Katz picks the East Rutherford Regional
First Round Winners
No. 1 Saint Joseph’s
No. 9 Charlotte
No. 5 Florida
No. 4 Wake Forest
No. 6 Wisconsin
No. 3 Pittsburgh
No. 7 Memphis
No. 2 Oklahoma State
Second Round Winners
No. 1 Saint Joseph’s
No. 4 Wake Forest
No. 3 Pittsburgh
No. 2 Oklahoma State
Sweet 16 Winners
No. 4 Wake Forest
No. 3 Pittsburgh
Elite Eight Winner
No. 3 Pittsburgh
ESPN.com’s Andy Katz picks the Atlanta Regional
First Round Winners
No. 1 Duke
No. 9 Arizona
No. 5 Illinois
No. 4 Cincinnati
No. 6 North Carolina
No. 3 Texas
No. 7 Xavier
No. 2 Mississippi State
Second Round Winners
No. 1 Duke
No. 4 Cincinnati
No. 6 North Carolina
No. 7 Xavier
Sweet 16 Winners
No. 1 Duke
No. 6 North Carolina
Elite Eight Winner
No. 6 North Carolina
ESPN.com’s Andy Katz picks the Phoenix Regional
First Round Winners
No. 1 Stanford
No. 8 Alabama
No. 5 Syracuse
No. 4 Maryland
No. 11 Western Michigan
No. 3 NC State
No. 7 DePaul
No. 2 Connecticut
Second Round Winners
No. 1 Stanford
No. 4 Maryland
No. 11 Western Michigan
No. 2 Connecticut
Sweet 16 Winners
No. 1 Stanford
No. 2 Connecticut
Elite Eight Winner
No. 1 Stanford
ESPN.com’s Andy Katz picks the St. Louis Regional
First Round Winners
No. 1 Kentucky
No. 8 Washington
No. 5 Providence
No. 4 Kansas
No. 6 Boston College
No. 3 Georgia Tech
No. 7 Michigan State
No. 2 Gonzaga
Second Round Winners
No.1 Kentucky
No. 5 Providence
No. 3 Georgia Tech
No. 2 Gonzaga
Sweet 16 Winners
No. 1 Kentucky
No. 3 Georgia Tech
Elite Eight Winner
No. 1 Kentucky
Last year, each new episode of The Sopranos was analyzed by a group of shrinks; this year, each week two mob experts will discuss the lives and squabbles of America’s favorite gangsters.
Week 2 – Why Gaspipe killed his architect. By Jerry Capeci and Jeffrey Goldberg