The Old Bloody Shirt

Billmon at Whiskey Bar writes with eloquence on Vietnam, veterans and politics. Key excerpt:

Of course, the vets themselves are still out there — most of them doing fine (or as fine as the any of the rest of us), but some of them mouldering away in VA hospitals or nursing homes, or struggling through the remaining years of ruined lives. I have a dear friend who recently took a job as a VA social worker, working mostly with Vietnam vets. The last time we had dinner together he told me some of his stories: About the guy who’s been crying himself to sleep at night, every night, for the past 35 years; the one who’s driven everyone around him away — wife, kids, friends, neighbors — and who sits in front of the TV drinking himself into oblivion; the one who finally managed to kill himself. Third time was the charm.

But the saddest story, I think, was the guy who can’t talk about anything else but the war, and who wishes more than anything else he could go back, because that time and that place were the only ones in his life where he felt like he belonged.

After awhile my friend and I just sat at the table and looked at each other. I said something about all those poor kids in Iraq who are heading for the same blasted future, and then we sat and looked at each other some more — both of us too angry to speak.

Line of the day

Via the detailed review at The Road to Surfdom, a quotation from Richard Clarke’s Against All Enemies:

By the afternoon on Wednesday [September 12, 2001], Secretary Rumsfeld was talking about broadening the objectives of our responses and “getting Iraq.” Secretary Powell pushed back, urging focus on al Qaeda. Relieved to have some support, I thanked Colin Powell and his deputy, Rich Armitage. “I thought I was missing something here,” I vented. “Having been attacked by al Qaeda, for us now to go bombing Iraq in response would be like our invading Mexico after the Japanese attacked us at Pearl Harbour.”

America’s Favorite Cities 2004

From Travel + Leisure Magazine and AOL Travel:

CITIES WITH THE FRIENDLIEST PEOPLE
1) Nashville
2) Honolulu
3) San Antonio
LEAST: Los Angeles

TOP CITIES FOR HONEYMOONS
1) Honolulu
2) San Juan, Puerto Rico
3) San Francisco
WORST: Houston

TOP CITIES FOR PEOPLE-WATCHING
1) Las Vegas
2) New Orleans
3) New York
WORST: Houston

CITIES WITH THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE
1) San Diego
2) Honolulu
3) San Francisco
LEAST: Philadelphia

CITIES WITH THE MOST STYLISH PEOPLE
1) New York
2) San Francisco
3) Las Vegas
LEAST: Philadelphia

TOP CITIES FOR SHOPPING
1) New York
2) Chicago
3) San Francisco
WORST: Austin

TOP CITIES FOR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
1) Portland
2) Washington, DC
3) San Francisco
WORST: Houston

TOP CITIES TO VISIT IN SPRING
1) San Diego
2) Washington, DC
3) San Antonio
WORST: Houston

TOP CITIES FOR DINING OUT
1) New Orleans
2) San Francisco
3) New York
WORST: Austin

TOP CITIES FOR CLEANLINESS
1) Minneapolis/St. Paul
2) Honolulu
3) Portland
LEAST: New Orleans

TOP CITIES FOR PEACE + QUIET
1) Santa Fe
2) Portland
3) Minneapolis/St. Paul
WORST: New York

TOP CITIES FOR HISTORICAL SITES + MONUMENTS
1) Washington, DC
2) Boston
3) Philadelphia
WORST: Las Vegas

At St. John’s Church…

in Richmond, Virginia, on this date in 1775, Patrick Henry spoke the immortal phrase, “I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death.”

Scary threat

From Morning Briefing in the Los Angeles Times:

ESPN’s [Dan] Patrick…said his toughest interview was probably one he had with Mike Tyson.

“He took off his microphone and looked at me and said, ‘I don’t know you well enough to miss you after I kill you,’ ” Patrick said. “I said, ‘I guess this interview is over.’ “

Packerism

From Sideline Chatter in The Seattle Times:

Tom FitzGerald of the San Francisco Chronicle, with a tournament update: “Sorry, can’t talk right now. There’s 16:30 left, but Billy Packer says, ‘This is a very important possession for UTEP.'”

Johann Sebastian Bach…

was born in Eisenach, Germany, on this date in 1685.

Music…should have no other end and aim than the glory of God and the recreation of the soul; where this is not kept in mind there is no true music, but only an infernal clamor and ranting.

Holly Hunter…

was born in Conyers, Georgia, on this date in 1958.

Miss Hunter has been nominated for an Academy Award four times, twice for best actress and twice for supporting actress. She won the Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role for The Piano in 1993. She has also won Emmys for Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom and Roe vs. Wade.

Which of the nine could it be?

Late Show Top Ten from March 16, 2004

Top Ten Signs Your Supreme Court Justice Is On The Take

10. Begins every case with, “We’ll start the bribing at ten thousand.”

9. His written opinions always have several mentions of the thirst-quenching taste of Mountain Dew.

8. Regularly convenes court at the dog track.

7. Asks, “Does either attorney plan on inviting me on any hunting trips?”

6. For a Supreme Court Justice he certainly is mentioned on “The Sopranos” a lot.

5. All the bling bling.

4. His last article in the “Law Journal” was about finding the right fence for your stolen goods.

3. When you have a meeting with him in chambers, frisks you for a wire.

2. He’s on the Forbes 500 List between Bill Gates and Oprah.

1. Already declared Bush the winner of the November election.

Montana’s Top Teacher Not Good Enough

From The Washington Post:

Jon Runnalls won Montana’s “Teacher of the Year” award last year. But even though he has been teaching science to middle schoolers for nearly three decades, he fails to meet the Bush administration’s definition of a highly qualified teacher.

His problem — a common one among middle school teachers, particularly in rural areas — is that he teaches classes in several different subjects. While he has a strong background in general science, he does not have formal qualifications in chemistry, biology and physics, as required by the No Child Left Behind legislation.

Read more.

Interior memo told park heads to spin cuts

From The Salt Lake Tribune:

… a Feb. 20 e-mail to park superintendents in the northeastern United States that outlined potentially controversial cuts by Park Service Deputy Director Randy Jones. Among the cutbacks: reducing the number of lifeguards on beaches, eliminating all ranger-guided tours, not cutting lawns, privatizing campgrounds and closing parks “every Sunday and Monday” this summer season. The memo told superintendents that Jones said to refrain from issuing news releases about the cuts.

“He suggested that if you feel you must inform the public through a press release on this year’s hours or days of operation, for example, that you state what the park’s plans are and not to directly indicate that ‘this is a cut’ in comparison to last year’s operation,” reads the e-mail, apparently written by Northeastern Deputy Regional Director Sandy Walters. If pressed, “use the terminology of ‘service level adjustment’ due to fiscal constraints” to describe the cuts, the memo said.

Read more.

Psalm 2004 — King George Version

Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories,
He maketh me to lie down on park benches,
He restoreth my doubts about the Republican Party,
He guideth me onto the paths of unemployment for the Party’s sake.
I do fear the evildoers, for thou talkst about them constantly.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy deficit spending
They do discomfort me.
Thou anointeth me with never-ending debt,
And my savings and assets shall soon be gone.
Surely poverty and hard living shall follow me,
And my jobless children shall dwell in my basement forever.

Anonymous

Thanks to Veronica and Friend.

Baby, you can drive my car!

The April Consumer Reports is out; the annual auto issue. A new feature is the Top Pick in each of 10 categories.

Small car: Ford Focus
Family sedan: Honda Accord and Volkswagen Passat
Upscale sedan: Acura TL
Luxury sedan: Lexus LS430

Small SUV: Subaru Forester
Mid-size SUV: Lexus RX330
Three-row SUV: Honda Pilot

Minivan: Toyota Sienna

Green car: Toyota Prius

Fun-to-drive: Ford SVT Focus

NewMexiKen would award the fun-to-drive designation to something a little more Porsche-like.