“All the rhetoric in the world cannot overpower the silent majesty of this place.”

Backpacking Destinations – Paradise Found — An excellent, reasonably balanced article on Glen Canyon and Lake Powell from Backpacker Southwest Editor Annette McGivney. Drought has reduced water levels 100 feet so “that it’s suddenly possible for backpackers to explore arches, alcoves, and Anasazi art that has been underwater for a generation.”

Link via Ah, Wilderness!. Thanks!

Rude, crude and socially unacceptable

This item (and the two just below) are from Dave Barry’s Blog.

OK, I have a question, based on something that happened to me yesterday.

I was at a tennis tournament, and I went to get some pizza for my daughter. There were three people ahead of me in line for pizza: a guy at the front of the line, and two women together behind him. So the guy at the front of the line — we’ll call him Guy A — turns around and sees that he knows the guy behind me — Guy B — and tells him to come to the front of the line.

Guy B is reluctant, because he realizes it might be rude. So Guy A says to the women behind him, “Do you mind?” They say no.

I say nothing.

So Guy A says to Guy B, “Come on! They (meaning the two women) don’t mind.” Then, looking at me, he says: “HE minds, but he’s not saying anything.” Which was correct: I minded.

So Guy B goes to the front of the line.

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Dave has a similar manners question today.

Good Riddance, Gigahertz

From Wired News

When Intel said last week that it plans to stop using gigahertz figures to market its microprocessors, analysts said it was about time. A chip’s clock speed is almost irrelevant in determining the overall performance of a computer.

But while Intel won praise for the move, industry analysts in the same breath said it’s now even harder for consumers to shop for computers that fit their needs — mainly because none of the chipmakers can agree on how to measure performance.

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Jeopardy!

What television quiz show debuted on this date in 1964?

The show was hosted by Art Fleming in the 60s and 70s, and of course, by Alex Trebek since 1984. The original dollar values for the questions were $10, $20, $30, $40 and $50. They’re worth 10 times that now.

Getting old

Frankie Laine is 91 today.
Warren Beatty is 67.
Astrud Gilberto (The Girl from Ipanema) is 64.
Eric Clapton is 59.

Norah Jones on the other hand is just 25 today.

A sound proposition

From the San Francisco Chronicle — Dolby possible IPO.

The name of Ray M. Dolby, chairman of Dolby Laboratories Inc., has been synonymous with high-fidelity sound for four decades.

The noise-reduction method he pioneered in the mid-1960s is used today to record the sounds of nearly every movie, professional music performance, and radio and television broadcast in the world. Technology made by Dolby Labs, headquartered in San Francisco since 1976, has been built into more than 1.4 billion consumer electronic products sold — including everything from car stereos and cassette decks to DVD players and high-definition TVs.

Now, 40 years after founding a singularly successful private company inspired by a dream, Dolby, 71, is preparing for another first, one he can’t talk about. As The Chronicle first reported in December, people familiar with Dolby’s plans expect the company, almost wholly owned by Ray Dolby, to initiate an IPO worth about half a billion dollars by the end of this year.

Dolby agreed to speak with The Chronicle on the condition that he would answer no questions about any possible IPO plans. “My lawyers would kill me,” Dolby joked as he sat down with a Chronicle reporter in the Presidio Golf Club Cafe on a breezy, cloudless Friday in March.

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16,000 Things to Do With GPS

From Wired News:

Today, more than 4,400 GPS-toting travelers have participated in the Degree Confluence Project, covering nearly all the easily accessible points in the United States and Western Europe, and putting a sizeable dent into other populated portions of the globe.

In recent months, hard-core trekkers have ventured to remote areas from Antarctica to the jungle of East Timor to Svalbard, an Arctic territory bordering on the Barents Sea.

In all, project coordinators estimate that about 3,000 confluence points — the intersection of whole-number latitude and longitude lines — have been visited, out of a total of 16,000 global confluence points located on land and meet the goal of the project. If one includes intersections of latitude and longitude lines at sea, about 64,000 confluences exist worldwide.

Where the Wild Things Are

Always interesting, Dahlia Lithwick discusses Monday’s Supreme Court hearing on Norton v. Southern Utah Wilderness Alliance.

Of all our bizarre advertising conventions, perhaps the oddest is this: Whether one has just purchased a new Ford Explorer, Volkswagen Touraeg, or a Jeep, the good folks in Advertising Land would have it that the first thing one does is high-tail it to the desert, careen up the side of a red rock canyon, and park that now-filthy new vehicle on a precipice overlooking the Utah sunset. True, most of us just choose to celebrate the purchase of a new car with imprudent sex in the back seat. But as far as American advertisers are concerned, we are sexier, thinner, and happier when off-roading it in the vast western wilderness.

I mention all this because today’s Supreme Court case ostensibly concerns the effects of off-road vehicles on potential wilderness areas. Which sounds like it might make for some glorious, wind-blows-through-your-hair oral argument. But this case is ultimately just about statutory construction, and the only thing blowing through your hair at the high court today is the sound of Justice Antonin Scalia’s infinite follow-up questions. I also mention all this because—try as I may—I can’t understand the appeal of buzzing around the wilderness in an ATV, digging up the fragile cryptobiotic crust, eroding the delicate soil, and polluting the rivers. But someone will enlighten me, I am sure.

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X-43A

Astronomy Picture of the Day tells about the X-43A.

Using oxygen from the air itself, a NASA experimental jet propelled itself past Mach 7 in the atmosphere above the Pacific Ocean this weekend. The small automated X-43A Hyper-X craft was dropped from a huge converted B-52 bomber and then accelerated by a standard Pegasus rocket. At Mach 7, seven times the speed of sound, the X-43A separated and the novel scramjet kicked in. Atmospheric oxygen was then scooped up, combined with onboard hydrogen, and combusted in flight to propel the X-43A to record air speeds during maneuvers over the next 10 seconds.

Even at 5,000 miles an hour you can’t get very far in 10 seconds (14 miles).

Trump on Omarosa

From the [Akron] Beacon Journal, an article on The Apprentice and Donald Trump including a Q&A with Trump. One answer:

A: It’s irrelevant to me, because my job is to pick the best people. It was Omarosa’s time to go, and I’m sure you agree with that (laughs). She was good television but it was her time to go. And it was Sam’s time to go. We have a lot of interesting characters left, but if I were going purely for entertainment value, I would’ve left Sam and Omarosa for the finals. But I can’t do that. I don’t let the entertainment value enter into my decision at all.

Wounded

Roger Ailes expresses it well.

Howie the Putz explains how those humorless, ungrateful military families just can’t take a joke:

I was at the Radio-TV Correspondents Dinner Wednesday when Bush did some slide-show shtick that includes some jokes about WMDs. I remember thinking this was pretty sensitive ground for the president to be trodding on, but it was in the spirit of good humor, and most people laughed. It’s since become a hot talk-show topic, with some members of military families upset about the lightheartedness, even though Bush was poking fun at himself.

Did he poke himself hard enough to earn a Purple Heart, Howie?

César Chávez

Colorado Luis reminds us it’s CĂ©sar Chávez Day and posted this quotation.

“People who have lost their hunger for justice are not ultimately powerful. They are like sick people who have lost their appetite for what is truly nourishing. Such sick people should not frighten or discourage us. They should be prayed for along with the sick people who are in the hospital.” — CĂ©sar Chávez

The lions aren’t the problem

From The Arizona Republic, some new thoughts on the Tucson mountain lions. An excerpt:

Ironically, the source of the problem isn’t animal behavior. When people in urbanizing areas near the Sabino Canyon Recreation Area began feeding the wildlife, it led to an unusually large prey base compared with similar habitats that are not sliced by the urban edge, say Game and Fish biologists.

The prey attracted the lions that became a problem, and new lions will move down the mountain to replace any that are removed – unless people stop feeding prey animals, such as javelina.

It’s the people who need to be managed and, unlike the old Game and Fish constituency of anglers and hunters, these people do not have an outdoorsman’s understanding of wildlife. Nor do these city folks foot the bill. Game and Fish is funded almost entirely through the sale of hunting and fishing licenses and federal excise taxes on sporting goods.

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