Why we blog

The blog Just One Bite comes up with reasons why bloggers blog.

A friend who is an analyst in the Internet industry discussed bloggers with me recently over wine. What motivates them? Why do they start? Why do they keep blogging? He didn’t know I was one, at first, but then I showed him J1B. Then there was more wine, some browsing, some drunken typing, and we made a list. So, what the hell… I give you:

35 Imagined Answers to “Why Do You Blog?”

  1. I can’t fit any more bumper stickers on my car.
  2. I care deeply about a cause and want to inform others.
  3. I have a really cute pet/kid that should be shown to the world.
  4. My President sucks and something must be done.
  5. My President is under fire and something must be done.
  6. My life seems more interesting if I describe the minutia.
  7. I survived something terrible and want to support others going through the same experience.
  8. It’s more fun than writing in my Hello Kitty diary, and my parents think I’m doing my homework.
  9. It lets me keep in touch with distant relatives and friends without actually having to interact with them.
  10. My friends and I do this together and it cracks us up.
  11. For the cash. Click my ads!
  12. I can explore my own opinions and thoughts better if I write them out, examine them, and get feedback.
  13. I enjoy being an entertainer, but have no outlet for that offline.
  14. Marketing told me I had to have a blog on our commercial site to appeal to the younger demographic, so I force out an entry once a week.
  15. Much of my life is online and this is just another expression of that.
  16. I want to sell my book/product/service.
  17. I like a good fight, so I encourage them in my comments by calling anyone who disagrees with me a chickenshit bastard motherfucking dickface.
  18. I saw another blog like this and thought I could do it better.
  19. It’s cheaper than therapy.
  20. The Internet is about sharing ideas and creating links, and I thrive on being part of that.
  21. I’m a frustrated writer who can’t put out more than a couple paragraphs a day.
  22. I started blogging and found a community, so now this is an important part of my life.
  23. My friends have already heard all my stories, but I’m not tired of telling them yet.
  24. I’m deeply involved in a hobby and use blogging to interact with others who share the same passion.
  25. People always tell me I should write a book, but to be honest, I’m too lazy.
  26. By sharing thoughts here, it makes it easier to bite my tongue in the real world.
  27. I need someone to tell my secrets to.
  28. I want to be famous, and if I’m a great blogger, I will be discovered.
  29. My viewpoints on race, religion, or politics are considered offensive by many, but my followers adore my every post, so I keep writing.
  30. I take really great photos and people will enjoy them.
  31. The bias of commercial media ensures that the only way to publish real news is to share it through the digital underground (no, not the music group… but hey, do the humpty hump).
  32. I’m going through a transition in my life and writing about it helps me stay on track.
  33. This is my travel journal.
  34. I want to connect with others who have similar interests, beliefs, or lifestyles.
  35. Damned if I know.

More from Dan Neil

From various columns —

This $35,000 front-drive sedan — pitted against entry-luxury choices like the Lexus ES 330, Audi A4 and Saab 9-3 — is one lulu of an automobile, no doubt about it. The TL carries on Acura’s tradition of engine-intensive performance, unimpeachable build quality and irresistible value. I drove the car to Tucson and back in 72 hours and would gladly have done another lap. Everything works, everything fits, everything goes like hell. What’s not to like?

Then again, what’s to love? The cars we love say something about us that we ourselves are desperate to say. I’m fun and unconventional (BMW Mini). I’m a wheel in Hollywood (Bentley Azure). Ask me about my grandkids (Mercury Grand Marquis).

What does the TL say? I subscribe to Consumer Reports? I use a discount brokerage house?

*****

The BMW-built 2004 Mini Cooper is not a perfect automobile. Let us just take a moment to let that understatement reverberate: The back seat is the automotive equivalent of a spider hole in Tikrit. The ride is rough enough to disqualify you from future organ donations. Compared with the amniotic hush of a Lexus LS 430 or Volkswagen Phaeton, the Mini’s warbling, static-filled ambience sounds as if it was recorded in Sam Phillips’ Sun Records studio.

But the Mini — especially the John Cooper Works edition I drove recently — is a righteous piece, a snubbed-down, amped-up, hot rod Hobbit that turns the most galling stop-and-go errand into an occasion for joyous gear-jamming and games of Diss the SUV. I defy you not to love this car.

And in Los Angeles — ohmigod — the car flat-out dogs traffic.

*****

But what makes the Crossfire work is its surface detailing: the Art Deco fluting, polished strakes, raised spine and sculpted surfaces, which make the car look like a piece of precision-milled machinery.

This is the kind of car that makes you set your alarm clock early so you can go stare at it in the driveway. It’s gorgeous.

Ah! to write like that.

‘more grip than a tree frog’

It surprised many when Dan Neil, the Los Angeles Times auto columnist won the Pulitzer Prize for Criticism, especially since Neil had only been at the Times since September. It doesn’t take much reading though to see that his style is special. He begins his most recent column:

Only about 15% of Americans know how to drive a manual transmission. This is not surprising. Most Americans couldn’t find France on a map and couldn’t name the chief justice of the United States if William H. Rehnquist bit them on the face.

As a consequence of this mechanical illiteracy, 85% of Americans won’t be able to enjoy the new, hair-igniting Cadillac CTS-V, the GM division’s first foray into the factory “tuner” market and one of the most amazing performance sedans ever to light up a cop’s radar gun.

So much for ignorance being bliss.

If you have any interest in hot cars and/or award-winning writing, continue reading The ‘V’ is for victory.

Yip Harburg…

was born on this date in 1896. One of the great lyricists, Harburg would be loved by us all if only for —

Somewhere over the rainbow way up high
There’s a land that I’ve heard of once in a lullaby
Somewhere over the rainbow skies are blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true

Some day I’ll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops
That’s where you’ll find me

Somewhere over the rainbow blue birds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow
Why then, oh why can’t I?
If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow
Why oh why can’t I?

The Harburg Foundation provides this biographical sketch:

Edgar Y. (Yip) Harburg (1896-1981) was born of Russian-Jewish immigrant parents of modest means on Manhattan’s Lower East Side. He attended the City University of New York. In high school (Townsand Harris) he met his lifelong friend, Ira Gershwin and discovered that they shared a mutual love for the works of Gilbert and Sullivan. Yip and Ira were frequent contributors of poetry and light verse to their high school and college papers.

The years after college found Yip slipping further away from writing and eventually into the world of business. After the electric appliance business Yip had helped develop over seven long years was decimated by the stock market crash of 1929, Yip turned his attention back full time to the art of writing lyrics. His old friend Ira Gershwin became a mentor, co-writer and promoter of Yip’s.

Mr. Harburg’s Broadway achievements included Bloomer Girl, Finnian’s Rainbow, Flahooley and Jamaica.

His most noted work in film musicals was in The Wizard of OZ for which he wrote lyrics, was the final editor and contributed much to the script (including the scene at the end where the Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Cowardly Lion are rewarded for their efforts by the Wizard). He also wrote lyrics for the Warner Brothers movie, Gay Purr-ee.

Yip was “blacklisted” during the 50’s by film, radio and television for his liberal views.

In all, Yip wrote lyrics to 537 songs including; “Brother Can You Spare a Dime”, “April In Paris”, “It’s Only a Paper Moon”, “Hurry Sundown”, “Lydia the Tattooed Lady”, “How Are Things In Glocca Mora” and of course his most famous… “Over the Rainbow”.

The Apprentice

The promos would have us believe that two of the apprentices are fired tonight — in the first half hour. They also tell us Omarosa and Troy are back.

Foolishly, NewMexiKen will take the promos at face value. Maybe there was something fishy about last week’s deal to lease the penthouse for $40,800. If so, Trump can fire both Amy and gum-chewing Nick for cheating. That would also mean that Troy should come back, because he was fired when his team lost.

How Omarosa fits in is trickier. Do you suppose Trump is really in this for the ratings? As he himself said, “We have a lot of interesting characters left, but if I were going purely for entertainment value, I would’ve left Sam and Omarosa for the finals.”

Of course, Trump also said, “But I can’t do that. I don’t let the entertainment value enter into my decision at all.” Believe that and you’re as foolish as I am trying to decipher the show’s promos.

4:40 PM MDT

Update after the show: Well I guessed the two that had to go, but like with many things suggested more “opera” than necessary for it all to happen.

Princeton proposes first step to halt grade inflation; will others follow?

From AP via the San Francisco Chronicle

College grades have been creeping steadily upward for 30 years, but Princeton University may try to break the trend by rationing the number of A’s that can be awarded. The proposal has academics wondering already about the possible impact at other schools.

In what would be the strongest measure to combat grade inflation by an elite university, Princeton faculty will vote later this month on a plan that would require each academic department to award an A-plus, A or A-minus for no more than 35 percent of its grades.

A’s have been awarded 46 percent of the time in recent years at Princeton, up from 31 percent in the mid-1970s. Since 1998, the New Jersey school has been encouraging its faculty to crack down, but marks have kept rising. Finally, Princeton administrators decided that the only solution would be to ration top grades.

Media stars give up on Peterson case

From the San Francisco Chronicle

Close your eyes and transport yourself back, for a moment, to a more hormonal time.

You’re a senior in high school, you invite all the cool kids over because your parents are out of town and only the dorks from the Physics Club show up.

That’s been the mood at the Scott Peterson double-murder trial for the last three months. What was anticipated to be a star-studded journalism affair has slowly turned into Just Another Trial, populated mostly by the same old faces from the local media.

Since pretrial motions began at the Redwood City courthouse in February, there’s been no Geraldo Rivera, no Greta van Susteren and no Dominick Dunne. (A few sort-of-familiar faces from CNN and MSNBC have shown up sporadically — the celebrity journalism equivalents of free acts on the county fair concert schedule.)

The Masters

Jill’s take on the Masters: John Daly’s first chance in years and it dovetails with his wife pleading guilty to money laundering charges. Tom Watson’s longtime caddy died of ALS this morning. Arnie’s playing his last Masters. Can Tiger come back, after having lost his focus by getting engaged to a Swedish nanny? (Sounds more like The Young and the Restless than the PGA.)

The moral agenda (II)

From the Baltimore Sun Administration wages war on pornography:

Lam Nguyen’s job is to sit for hours in a chilly, quiet room devoid of any color but gray and look at pornography. This job, which Nguyen does earnestly from 9 to 5, surrounded by a half-dozen other “computer forensic specialists” like him, has become the focal point of the Justice Department’s operation to rid the world of porn.

In this field office in Washington, 32 prosecutors, investigators and a handful of FBI agents are spending millions of dollars to bring anti-obscenity cases to courthouses across the country for the first time in 10 years. Nothing is off limits, they warn, even soft-core cable programs such as HBO’s long-running Real Sex or the adult movies widely offered in guestrooms of major hotel chains.

Read more.

The moral agenda (I)

Compromise May Restrict ‘Morning-After’ Pill

The distributor of the emergency contraceptive “Plan B” and the government are discussing a compromise that would place some restrictions on proposed over-the-counter sales of the “morning-after” pill — an outcome that critics say would be based more on election-year politics than on science.

Although a Food and Drug Administration advisory panel voted 23 to 4 in December in favor of making the drug available on drugstore shelves, the proposed compromise would ignore important elements of that recommendation, said several people familiar with the negotiations but not allowed to speak on the record.

The application to give Plan B full over-the-counter status has been sharply criticized by social conservatives who say it would lead to increased teenage promiscuity.

The ongoing talks have focused on possibly setting a minimum age for purchasers and keeping the drug behind drugstore counters so pharmacists would control sales. As word of the possible restrictions has spread, critics have stepped up a campaign to try to persuade the FDA to approve the application without restrictions.

Read more.

Huh?

Kevin Drum misses April Fools Day by a week.

I’d like to see videotaping required for all police interviews, and in return I’d suggest that the 5th Amendment right against self-incrimination be discarded. If police interviews are all recorded and trials are all held in public, it’s not at all clear to me what value the 5th Amendment right to silence has anymore.

Sure, it’ll never happen. But with Star Chambers a thing of the past and videotaping preventing coerced confessions, I really do wonder if the self-incrimination clause of the 5th Amendment has enough value left to make it worth the problems it causes. I suspect it doesn’t.

Read Drum’s whole post.

The hybrids are coming

From the Desk of David Pogue: More on the Toyota Prius.

Money quote —

This, to me, is the most exciting part of hybrid drives: 90 percent fewer emissions, two to four times the mileage, at a price that can meet or beat gas-engine prices (or will soon).

Pogue lists the hybrids we can expect:

They include the Chevy Silverado, Honda Accord (2005 model year), Mercedes Vision GST (2006), Subaru B9 SC, Toyota Highlander/Lexus RX 400h, Toyota Tundra pickup (2006), and even a GM city bus, which will save 750,000 gallons of fuel a year in Seattle alone.

Fantasy

Singer Dan Tyminski of Union Station (Alison Krauss’ band) tells the story of getting to sing the voice over for I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow for the Coen Brothers film O Brother, Where Art Thou?. When he told his wife, she asked him, “What’s a voice over?”

“It’s where you see George Clooney, but hear my voice,” Dan told her.

“Oh Dan,” she replied, “that’s been my fantasy.”

For Memorial Crew, It’s More Than Just a Job

An excellent article from The Washington Post on the people building the World War II Memorial. It begins:

Construction workers have had the National World War II Memorial to themselves for more than 21/2 years, laboring behind construction fences to transform a mostly grassy expanse of the Mall into what promises to become one of Washington’s most-visited sites.

Next week, possibly as early as Monday, they’ll share their work with the public. The construction fences are coming down around the site between the Lincoln Memorial and the Washington Monument, and visitors will be free to explore 7.4 acres that make up one of the largest memorials in a city that’s full of them.

Almost all of the workers will move on to other jobs, but many say they’ll be taking some vivid memories with them when they go. Some say they remember seeing an airplane flying toward the Pentagon on Sept. 11, 2001. Many anxiously watched floodwaters rise within inches of a ruinous setback during Hurricane Isabel. They’ve labored through two unusually harsh winters. They’ve mourned the death of their lead construction supervisor. A couple of them fell in love with each other and plan to marry. Almost all of them have watched tourists poke their heads through gaps in the construction fence and ask, What are you building in there?

Read more.

See also The Makings of the Memorial.

Thanks to Jill for the pointer.

Lennon-ade

Two Lennons have birthdays today:

Peggy Lennon is 63.

Julian Lennon is 41.

Though both are singers, they have nothing else in common.

This and that

Scott Ostler in the San Francisco Chronicle

— Freddie Adu, 14, played his first Major League Soccer game Saturday. Though Freddie was far from dominating in his first outing, his teammates say they hope he’s with the team for a long time, because his mom brings the coolest snacks.

— The NFL passes a rule assessing a 15-yard penalty for excessive celebration of touchdowns. The vote is unanimous, except for the Raiders, who abstain, saying, “This doesn’t concern us.”

Kevin Drum on Kerry on Spending

From Kevin Drum, Political Animal

Unfortunately, I have to agree that promising to enforce spending caps “except in the areas of security, education, health care and Social Security” doesn’t exactly inspire visions of tightfisted fiscal rectitude. At a rough guess, those four areas account for about 80% of the federal budget, so capping the little that remains is a bit like cutting your fingernails as a way to lose weight.

So why did John Kerry say something so transparently silly? Beats me, although I suppose it sounds good on the evening news since most people probably think these four areas are a mere drop in the budget bucket and Kerry is planning to cap great huge swathes of spending. As near as I can tell, the average joe thinks “welfare” accounts for about a quarter of the budget, foreign aid for a quarter, waste and fraud for another quarter, and all the worthwhile stuff competes for the tiny sliver left over.

As policy, then, there’s nothing much here. But at a gossip level there was this:

He also pointed out that he has been working with Senator John McCain, Republican of Arizona, on legislation that would “end corporate welfare as we know it.”

….”John McCain can’t get anyone in the Bush White House to listen to our proposal,” he said. “If I’m president, John McCain will get the first pen when I sign this bill into law.”

Hmmm, I wonder why he’d go out of his way to give props to John McCain that way….?

Deadwood

From Aaron Barnhart at TV Barn, “Deadwood”: Did they really talk that way?

How filthy is the new HBO Western “Deadwood”? We hear the Navy ordered 3,000 copies to help new recruits talk like sailors.

After watching it, James Gandolfini reportedly turned to his publicist and said, “Who swears that much in real life?”

I’m not saying there’s a lot of profanity on “Deadwood,” but I’m told George Carlin e-mailed HBO on Monday to say, “Enough already!”

Wow!

From Reuters via CNN

A pregnant woman in Mexico gave birth to a healthy baby boy after performing a caesarean section on herself with a kitchen knife, doctors said on Tuesday.

It is thought to be the first known case of a self-inflicted caesarean in which both the mother and baby survived.

The unidentified 40-year-old, who lived in a rural area without electricity, running water or sanitation that was an eight-hour drive from the nearest hospital, performed the operation when she could not deliver the baby naturally.