Col. Sherman Potter…

is 89 today. That’s Harry Morgan. He’s been in a lot of movies, but is best known for TV.

NewMexiKen remembers Morgan as Pete Porter in the TV sitcom December Bride 50 (egad!) years ago. Pete always made cracks about his wife Gladys, who never appeared on the show. (Today Gladys would be on the show making cracks about her spouse.)

Then Morgan was Jack Webb’s partner in the second incarnation on television of Dragnet — Officer Frank Gannon.

But best of all, was as bird-colonel Sherman T. Potter on M*A*S*H. Happy birthday, Colonel.

Paul Theroux…

is 63 today. The Writer’s Almanac also has an interesting essay on Theroux (rhymes with “true”).

It’s the birthday of novelist and travel writer Paul Theroux, born in Medford, Massachusetts (1941). When he was growing up, his father read to him and his siblings from novels by Charles Dickens and Herman Melville. He and his brothers were encouraged to write, and at an early age they started a family newspaper to report on the daily events of their household.

Theroux joined the Peace Corps after college and went to live in East Africa. He was expelled from Malawi after he became friends with a group that planned to assassinate the president of the country. He continued traveling around Africa, teaching English, and started submitting journalism to magazines back in the United States. While living in Africa, he became friends with the writer V.S. Naipaul, who became his mentor and who encouraged him to keep traveling. He did keep traveling, and he believes that living outside the United States is the best thing that ever happened to him as a writer. He said, “Travel is a creative act—not simply loafing and inviting your soul, but feeding the imagination, accounting for each fresh wonder, memorizing and moving on. The discoveries the traveler makes in broad daylight—the curious problems of the eye he solves—resemble those that thrill and sustain a novelist in his solitude.”

He had published several novels when he decided to go on a four-month trip through Asia by train. He wrote every day on the journey, and filled four thick notebooks with material that eventually became his first bestseller, The Great Railway Bazaar: By Train Through Asia (1975). He has since written many books of fiction, including The Mosquito Coast (1981), and many books of travel writing, including Fresh Air Fiend (2000). His most recent travel book is Dark Star Safari (2003), about traveling over land from Cairo, Egypt to Cape Town, South Africa.

Dwight Garner intereviewed Theroux for Salon a few years ago, as did Anthony Grant for Atlantic Unbound.

The fact that few people go there is one of the most persuasive reasons for traveling to a place.
Paul Theroux, The Happy Isles of Oceania.

Anne Lamott…

is 50 today. The Writer’s Almanac tells this about Ms. Lamott:

[N]ovelist and essayist Anne Lamott … was an overachieving child: she got perfect grades and became a junior tennis star. But after two years in college, she decided that the only thing she wanted to do was write, so she dropped out of school and supported herself giving tennis lessons and cleaning houses. In the late 1970s, her father was diagnosed with brain cancer, and she began to write short pieces about the effect of the disease on him and other members of her family, and these pieces became chapters of her first novel, Hard Laughter (1980).

She wrote three more novels over the next decade, but she didn’t have any big literary successes. Then, in her mid-thirties, she accidentally got pregnant and her boyfriend left her when she decided to keep the baby. For her first year as a single mother, she found herself on the edge of financial and emotional disaster. She was too busy to write fiction, so she just kept a daily journal of experiences as a parent. She read a series of books about parenting, but, she said, “They just offered solutions to calm the baby or help the baby get to sleep. No one talked about the exhaustion and the boredom and the frustration, how defeating it is [and] how funny.” She thought the world needed a book like that, so she decided to revise and publish her own journal as the memoir Operating Instructions: A Journal of My Son’s First Year (1993). It became her first bestseller.

She’s since written two more books of non-fiction: Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life (1994) and Traveling Mercies: Some Thoughts on Faith (1999). Her most recent novel, The Blue Shoe, was published in 2002.

Best academic speaker

Crooked Timber has a post on Who is the greatest (living?) academic speaker?. NewMexiKen hasn’t heard of most of the people discussed (mostly in the comments), but still thought this an interesting topic. Perhaps we can start our own dialogue here.

Two come to mind. Ten years ago I heard a presentation by Otto Kroeger on the Myers-Briggs personality types that had the group crying and laughing (mostly in self-awareness) simultaneously. He was as interesting, informative and amusing as any I can remember.

It seems to me that author/linguist Deborah Tannen was wonderful at a lecture I attended at the Potomac School when her You Just Don’t Understand: Women and Men in Conversation was a current topic. She had the audience, which was about 500 women and ten men, pretty well engaged as I remember it.

No child left behind

From the Albuquerque Tribune:

Jesus Castillo grabs his walker, swings his twisted leg and heads for the paved bus lane at Polk Middle School.

The 12-year-old flashes a mischievous smile as he swerves past his classmates strapped in wheelchairs.

Six boys in Frances Farrah’s class for severely disabled students are getting some fresh air. Jesus finds another gear and the wheels of the walker shudder.

“That’s fast enough,” Farrah warns.

“I wish he was more serious,” she sighs. “It’s therapy, not a go-cart.”

Farrah cares deeply for Jesus, who has physical and mental disabilities from cerebral palsy. He is her brightest student, the only one able to recognize all of his classmates’ names on a test.

He is also one of the neediest students at Polk, going home every day to a donated trailer heated with wood and patched with plastic on Pajarito Mesa.

Viewed through state accountability standards, Polk’s biggest problem is low test scores. The South Valley school must improve them or risk state takeover.

But many students at Polk live in poverty, struggling with getting through life instead of getting good grades.

Read more.

Can They Both Run Hardware Storrs?

From Los Angeles Times: Morning Briefing:

The University of Connecticut became the first college to win men’s and women’s Division I basketball championships in the same season. Now comes the hard part: sharing the spotlight.

Men’s Coach Jim Calhoun and women’s Coach Geno Auriemma have had a difficult relationship even in calm times.

“Jim and Geno’s relationship has a lot to do with the egos of coaching, and when you are a coach, you are actually putting what you think works against what someone else thinks works, whether it be X and O’s, recruiting or promotion,” St. Joseph’s men’s Coach Phil Martelli, a friend of Auriemma’s for 30 years, told the New York Times.

“From the handful of times I’ve been with them both, they do not have what I relate to as a friendship, but it isn’t like they’re the Hatfields and McCoys, and I don’t think of them as two guys in the Wild West who want to go out and have a duel.”

After the women’s team won the national championship in 1995, Calhoun was not amused by a popular bumper sticker that read: “UConn: where men are men, and women are champions.”

And Auriemma was hardly chuckling, a few years ago, when Calhoun said that UConn might be wise to have a day-care center and a senior citizens home for fans of its women’s team.

As Martelli said, they’re not friends.

The Week Quiz

NewMexiKen didn’t miss any on The Week Quiz this week.

But that’s only because the Quiz apparently had the week off for spring break.

[It’s gotten so bad that I took last week’s Quiz again and only improved by one, to six correct out of ten. D’oh.]

Omarosa’s Been Fired Before — Many Times

From FOX News a fair and balanced report on Omarosa.

Her stint on “The Apprentice” wasn’t the first time Omarosa Manigault Stallworth heard the words “You’re fired.” People magazine says she was bounced from four jobs in two years with the Clinton administration.

A worker at her last job with the Commerce Department says Omarosa was asked to leave as quickly as possible because she was so disruptive. She says, “One woman wanted to slug her.”

Meanwhile, “Apprentice” co-star Ereka Vetrini says she’s exploring a slander action against Omarosa, according to the New York Daily News. The two have been feuding since Omarosa accused Vetrini of using a racial epithet to describe her. Vetrini denies the accusation.

According to Vetrini, Omarosa is “making it up because she wants to write a book on the subject.”

Eggs

NewMexiKen figures there must be a big spike in egg sales this week, what with the Easter egg thing and all. How exactly does that work? I mean, it’s not as if chickens can work overtime.

Or can they?

Where There’s Smoke, You’re Not Always Fired

Also from Popcultablog*

You expect some fakery even when you’re watching so-called reality TV. So I don’t really mind that the cab that appears at the end of each Apprentice episode only took the contestants to a nearby hotel where they had to stay for several weeks. And I could tell by the way they were carried that the suitcases were always nearly empty. But come on? Did you know that the loft was actually on the same floor as the boardroom? The elevator went nowhere.

Forget running for president. Nader should do something about this.

Finally, the big time

From Popcultablog* Where the Culture Goes Pop

Hey when you’re hot you’re hot. Scarlett Johansson has already had box office and critical success beyond her years. First she played opposite Bill Murray in Lost in Translation, then she co-starred with Colin Firth in Girl with a Pearl Earring. Not enough for a nineteen year-old? Well this ought to do it. Her next major role will be opposite Jeffrey Tamboor as the voice of Mindy in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.

‘Au nom de Louis XIV, roi de France et de Navarre, le 9 avril 1682’

The ill-fated René-Robert Cavelier, Sieur de La Salle, reached the Gulf of Mexico by way of the Mississippi River on this date in 1682 and claimed the Mississippi watershed in the name of France, naming it Louisiana in honor of King Louis XIV.

Je, René-Robert Cavelier de La Salle, en vertu de la commission de Sa Majesté que je tiens en mains, prêt à la faire voir à qui il pourrait appartenir, ai pris et prends possession, au nom de Sa Majesté et de ses successeurs de sa couronne, de ce pays de la Louisiane, mers, havres, ports, baies, détroits adjacents et de toutes les nations, peuples, provinces, villes, bourgs, villages, mines, minières, pèches, fleuves, rivières compris dans l’étendue de ladite Louisiane.

Above the Constitution?

The Los Angeles Times has a good article on the confiscation of reporters’ tape recordings at a speech given by Justice Scalia.

Money quote:

Soon after Scalia entered the gym, a marshal told a TV reporter to stop recording. The justice spoke to the assembly of students, faculty and parents about the importance of the Constitution.

The Constitution protects the rights of all, he said, according to a reporter’s account. It is a “brilliant piece of work. People just don’t revere it like they used to,” he said.

Indeed.

There’s worse things than “fired”

Also from Dwight Perry, The Seattle Times: Sideline Chatter —

Donald Trump, making a surprise visit to his Trump 29 Casino in Coachella, Calif., on Tuesday, won $250 playing the “Apprentice Chicken Challenge” — a tic-tac-toe game in which gamblers match wits against a live chicken in a booth that pecks out its choice of squares.

The way we see it, the loser got off easy. At least The Donald didn’t tell the chicken: “You’re fried!”

A near-perfect landing

From Dwight Perry, The Seattle Times: Sideline Chatter —

A British gymnast with the presence to add an impromptu somersault to his routine to ensure a feet-first landing survived a 33-foot fall from a fourth-floor hotel window in Ljubljana, Slovenia, with just a broken ankle.

“Probably my gymnastic knowledge and experience saved me,” Steven Jehu, 17, in town for the upcoming European championships, told the Slovenske Novice newspaper. “There was a big window that could be opened. I leaned out over a metal bar, but the bar suddenly broke. I couldn’t do anything. I fell.

“I got away with it all right, although the European championships for me ended before they even began.”

Adding insult to injury, the French judge docked him one-tenth of a point for the slight wobble on his landing.

Archivist of the U.S.

From a White House release:

The President intends to nominate Allen Weinstein, of Maryland, to be Archivist of the United States. Dr. Weinstein currently works at the International Foundation for Elections Systems as Senior Advisor for Democratic Institutions and Director of its Center for Democratic Initiatives. He previously served as President of The Center for Democracy in Washington, D.C. Earlier in his career, Dr. Weinstein was a Professor at Boston University, Georgetown University and Smith College. He earned his bachelor’s degree from Columbia College and his master’s and Ph.D. from Yale University.

Appomattox Court House

Head Quarters of the Armies of the United States
Appomattox C.H. Va. Apl 9th 1865

Gen. R. E. Lee
Comd’g C.S.A.

General,

In accordance with the substance of my letter to you of the 8th inst., I propose to receive the surrender of the Army of N. Va. on the following terms to wit; Rolls of all the officers and men be made in duplicate, one copy to be given to an officer to be designated by me, the other to be retained by such officer or officers as you may designate. The officers to give their individual paroles not to take up arms against the Government of the United States until properly exchanged, and each company or regimental commander to sign a like parole for the men of their commands – The arms, artillery and public property to be parked and stacked and turned over to the officer appointed by me to receive them. This will not embrace the side arms of the officers nor their private horses or baggage. This done each officer and man will be allowed to return to their homes, not to be disturbed by United States authority as long as they observe their parole and the laws in force where they may reside—

Very Respectfully
U. S. Grant
Lt. Gen

A new campfire song: Help!

The Los Angeles Times tells how “Upheaval in the National Park Service has turned the genial ranks of America’s rangers into outposts of fear and frustration.”

Millions of visitors a year hear friendly rangers banter about prehistory at Agate Fossil Beds National Monument in Nebraska or geology at Utah’s Zion National Park. The crisp green and gray uniforms declare that all is right in this nationwide realm of 387 taxpayer-financed battlefields, cemeteries, ruins, seashores, parkways, preserves, scenic rivers, trails and parks. Out of earshot, however, many employees complain about slashed budgets and staffs, and say they fear recrimination if they don’t toe the line. …

Working for the park service has always been a calling as much as a job, one with such a shared commitment that staffers often feel like kin. Third-generation rangers and husband-and-wife teams are common. Employees not only go through extensive training together in search and rescue and other skills, they also work together in remote, sometimes searingly beautiful locations, and often live in close quarters in modest housing, paying rent to Uncle Sam.

At Death Valley, all hands pitch in to drive the ambulance or firetrucks or do countless other chores. Before heading to town, 58 miles away, a staffer asks around for video or grocery requests. When a relative is sick or dies, employees donate vacation days to their bereaved colleague.

Beneath the camaraderie lies a devotion to “the mission,” enshrined in the congressional Organic Act of 1916 that created the park service. Any ranger anywhere will rattle it off like the Ten Commandments: “Which purpose is to conserve the scenery, and the natural and historic objects, and the wildlife therein, and to provide for the enjoyment of the same in such manner … as will leave them unimpaired for the enjoyment of future generations.”

The article continues.

On a clear day, How it will astound you, That the glow of your being, Outshines every star, You’ll feel part of every mountain sea and shore

The Los Angeles Times reports that More National Parks Fail New EPA Smog Ratings.

The Environmental Protection Agency plans to announce next week that the air quality in areas that include at least eight of the nation’s most popular national parks, including Yosemite, is in violation of a new and more protective federal smog standard, National Park Service officials said Wednesday.

Yosemite would join a roster of national parks — including Sequoia, Kings Canyon and Joshua Tree in California — listed as having unhealthy air. The air quality in those three parks already violates the EPA’s old and less stringent smog standard, which was based on a one-hour measurement of air quality. That is being phased out in favor of an eight-hour measurement.

Other popular national parks to be newly designated as having dirty air include Rocky Mountain in Colorado, Great Smoky Mountain in North Carolina and Tennessee, Acadia in Maine, and Shenandoah in Virginia, National Park Service officials said.

The article continues.