James Smithson…

died on this date in 1829.

Smithson’s will left the bulk of his estate to his nephew, Henry James Hungerford. But should his nephew die without children—legitimate or illegitimate—a contingency clause stated that the estate would go to “the United States of America, to found at Washington, under the name of the Smithsonian Institution, an Establishment for the increase and diffusion of knowledge…”

Source: The Smithsonian Institution

The nephew did indeed die without children and in 1838 approximately $500,000 in gold was brought to the United States. After a decade of indecision and debate about how best to carry out the bequest, the Smithsonian Institution was created by Act of Congress (1846).

An aside: According to the Smithsonian:

Senator John C. Calhoun opposed acceptance of the Smithson bequest, largely on the grounds that to do so on behalf of the entire nation would abridge states’ rights. He maintained that Congress had no authority to accept the gift. He also asserted that it would be “beneath [U.S.] dignity to accept presents from anyone.”

Who’s the bigger cheater?

Go read the whole column by Sally Jenkins on the “run-amok investigation of U.S. track and field athletes,” Due Process? Not For Track Stars. An excerpt:

Here is an example of the kind of job USADA is doing in its inquiry into Jones’s ties to BALCO. Several weeks ago, Jones met with a trio of USADA officials, including Madden. They presented her with a calendar that purported to be her BALCO doping schedule. It bore several notations and the initials MJ.

“That’s not my calendar,” she said.

“Then why does it have your sprint times on it?”

Jones replied evenly, “If those are my sprint times, then I just shattered the world record by a second.”

The sprint times on the calendar could not have been those of Jones, or of any woman. They were too fast. The USADA representatives didn’t even recognize the difference between the sprint times of a male and a female.

You get an uneasy feeling from watching USADA’s bumbling zealots. You get the feeling they’d waive the U.S. Constitution if they could — which is a pretty unsettling thing to feel about an organization that is funded by U.S. taxpayer dollars and a grant from the White House.

Jenkins points out that while taking performance enhancers may be cheating, it isn’t a crime. Leaking grand jury testimony is, however, and that has happened in this case.

Why I like Costco and not Sam’s

From AlterNet:

Indeed, Costco’s pay is much, much, much better — a full-time Costco clerk or warehouse worker earns more than $41,000 a year, plus getting terrific health-care coverage. Wal-Mart workers get barely a third of that pay, plus a lousy health-care plan. Costco even has unions!

Yet, Costco’s labor costs are only about half of Wal-Mart’s. How’s that possible? One reason is that Costco workers feel valued, which adds enormously to their productivity, and they don’t leave — employee turnover is a tiny fraction of Wal-Mart’s rapidly revolving door.

You don’t bring me flowers

“John Kerry is out there campaigning hard. Earlier tonight, Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond sang at a fundraiser for Kerry. As a result, experts say Kerry has a very good shot at winning the 1976 election.”

Conan O’Brien

“Every political journalist is picking John Edwards as the number one pick to be John Kerry’s vice president. Can you imagine the debate between Dick Cheney and a trial lawyer like Edwards? One guy has spent his career in an ambulance, the other guys has spend his career chasing it.”

Jay Leno

“On the Senate floor, Dick Cheney flipped out and told Senator Pat Leahy to go f-himself. Can you believe that? Aren’t these the same guys trying to fine Howard Stern for bad language?”

Jay Leno

The ‘Topes

NewMexiKen got out to see the Albuquerque Isotopes Pacific Coast League baseball team last night and alleviated my radioactive jones.

The ‘Topes continued their slump, losing to the Oklahoma Redhawks 6-0. The Oklahoma pitcher took a no-hitter into the ninth inning before he gave up a one-out single (and was taken out of the game). With only one hit and just five base runners all evening, there wasn’t much for the 10,000 Albuquerque fans to cheer.

Well actually, we did cheer for the race around the infield between the person dressed as a green chile pepper and the person dressed as a red chile pepper. (You know, the New Mexico question — Red or Green?). The crowd also liked the scenes from the Simpsons shown between innings on the big screen, especially the part where Homer discovers “the Albuquerque Isotopes?“.

Life is good in the Duke City with a baseball team named by an animated character. Now, if only we could get the pro football team Al Pacino was going to coach at the end of Any Given Sunday.

President Kennedy…

uttered his famous words “Ich bin ein Berliner” (I am a Berliner) on this date in 1963. As The New York Times put it at the time:

President Kennedy, inspired by a tumultuous welcome from more than a million of the inhabitants of this isolated and divided city, declared today he was proud to be “a Berliner.”

He said his claim to being a Berliner was based on the fact that “all free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin.”

Walter Farley…

was born on this date in 1916. The Writer’s Almanac tells us:

From an early age, there was nothing he wanted more in the world than his own horse. Unfortunately, his parents couldn’t afford one, so he spent all his time reading and writing about horses.

Between the ages eleven and fifteen, he wrote dozens of short stories with titles like “The Winged Horse,” “My Black Horse,” “Red Stallion,” and “The Pony.” He later said they were all rough drafts for the novel that he finally finished while he was a student at Columbia University, which he called The Black Stallion (1941). It’s the story of a boy and a wild stallion who survive a shipwreck and become friends on a deserted island.

The book was so popular that Farley went on to write twenty novels about the horse, including The Black Stallion Returns (1945), The Black Stallion Revolts (1953), and The Black Stallion’s Ghost (1969).

NewMexiKen’s favorites were The Island Stallion, The Island Stallion’s Fury and The Island Stallion Races.

Good point

From Morning Briefing in the Los Angeles Times:

Dallas Maverick owner Mark Cuban, when asked by the Detroit Free Press if other NBA teams would try to copy the Pistons’ blueprint for success:

“The Pistons are a very good basketball team. When you play New Jersey and get into a situation where Jason Kidd is hurt, then you play Indiana and you have a situation where Jermaine O’Neal gets hurt, then you play the Lakers and Karl Malone gets hurt … that’s the scenario I want to copy.”

More Little Bighorn

From Killing Custer:

Nor does this picture change. Whether Custer is portrayed as a hero, as Errol Flynn did it in the World War II-era They Died with Their Boots On, or as a genocidal nut, as in the Vietnam-era Little Big Man, he is still the center of attention. The recent miniseries Son of the Morning Star depicted Custer as a naughty, hot-blooded, fratboy type-but he is still the character that the cameras follow, the man whose death has always been the point of telling the story. No matter that in fact his famous hairline was beginning to recede, that his remaining hair was cut short, and that it was too hot to wear buckskin that summer day. Or that the Lakotas and the Cheyennes had no idea who had attacked them or which particular army commander they were fighting. More than a century after his death, Custer has the kind of name recognition that would make any aspirant for national political office jealous.

But if you switch the focus, the story becomes infinitely richer. Late on a cold November night, with the wind howling outside his trailer on the Pine Ridge Reservation, Johnson Holy Rock began talking to us about Crazy Horse. Nearly eighty, Johnson is a former tribal chairman whose father was a young boy in Crazy Horse’s camp at the Little Bighorn. “Traditional history tells us that Crazy Horse could ride in front of a line of soldiers and they could all take a potshot at him and no bullet could touch him,” Johnson said, moving his arms back and forth for emphasis. “He’d make three passes, and after the third pass, then his followers were encouraged to make the charge. ‘See, I haven’t been wounded. I’m not shot.’ We would charge.”

I was intrigued, not by Crazy Horse’s ability to ward off bullets in the story, but by Holy Rock’s use of the term “traditional history.” Traditional history according to whom? Not the folks who wrote the history textbooks I read at Glen Rock Junior/Senior High School back in northern New Jersey. Amid George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin Roosevelt, and even George Custer, figures like Crazy Horse-and, in fact, centuries of Native Americans-rated barely a mention. Traditional history.

Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks

From The Week Newsletter:

A Massachusetts couple wants to open a Starbucks in the house where Lizzie Borden hacked her parents to death in 1892. Donald Woods and Lee-ann Wilber have already turned the home into a bed and breakfast. The coffee shop, said Woods, would help them transform the site from an attraction based on “blood and guts” to one about “an American family tragedy.” Stefani Koorey, a Borden historian, said a murder scene was a strange place to sip lattes. “It’s such a symbol of yuppie commercialism,” she said.

Lizzie was acquitted. NewMexiKen undestands she then moved to Florida to play golf and look for the real killers.

The Battle of Little Bighorn

was fought on this date in 1876. Dee Brown wrote the following for The Reader’s Companion to American History:

Custer.jpgIn 1876, under command of Gen. Alfred Terry, Custer led the Seventh Cavalry as one force in a three-pronged campaign against Sitting Bull’s alliance of Sioux and Cheyenne camps in Montana. During the morning of June 25, Custer’s scouts reported spotting smoke from cooking fires and other signs of Indians in the valley of the Little Bighorn. Disregarding Terry’s orders, Custer decided to attack before infantry and other support arrived. Although scouts warned that he was facing superior numbers (perhaps 2,500 warriors), Custer divided his regiment of 647 men, ordering Capt. Frederick Benteen’s battalion to scout along a ridge to the left and sending Maj. Marcus Reno’s battalion up the valley of the Little Bighorn to attack the Indian encampment. With the remainder of the regiment, Custer continued along high ground on the right side of the valley. In the resulting battle, he and about 250 of his men, outnumbered by the warriors of Crazy Horse and Gall, were surrounded and annihilated. Reno and Benteen suffered heavy casualties but managed to escape to a defensive position. Since that day, “Custer’s Last Stand” has become an American legend. The battle site attracts thousands of visitors yearly.

Evan S. Connell’s Son of the Morning Star is generally regarded as the finest book on the battle; indeed, one of the finest on western American history. James Welch’s Killing Custer tells the story more from the Indian perspective.

Heavy lifting

One person’s story doesn’t win a class-action suit, but if this is typical I would think Wal-Mart has a multi-billion dollar problem. From the Denver Post

For Mary Henderson, an assistant store manager at the Wal-Mart store in Trinidad, a class-action sexual discrimination lawsuit against her employer is about one thing: equal pay.

Henderson, 49, has been with the company for six years and makes $32,000 a year. She claims that a male assistant manager at the same store, with less experience, makes $9,000 more than she does. She said that he showed her his W-2 form.

Henderson started out in 1998 making $5.75 an hour as a sales floor associate in the sporting goods department at the La Junta Wal-Mart.

“The man who started right across from me started $1.50 higher,” she recalled. “I was told it was because he had to do more lifting.”

Henderson said it took three years to earn her first promotion. When she first applied for the assistant manager’s position, she said her store manager told her, “You have a husband that can support you. You don’t need to be an assistant manager,” and that another man deserved the position because “he’s the head of a family.”

She said that she told the manager that he was comparing apples and oranges.

“I asked him what was the difference, was it something that I was born without?” she said, referring to her gender. “He actually turned white and walked away.”

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others

Eric Blair was born in Bengal, India, on this date in 1903. We know him as George Orwell, author of Animal Farm and 1984. This from The Writer’s Almanac:

By then he was already dying of tuberculosis. He spent the last years of his life writing 1984 (1949), about a future in which England has become a totalitarian state run by an anonymous presence known only as Big Brother. He knew he didn’t have much time left to write the book, so he wrote constantly, even when his doctors forbade him to work. They took away his typewriter, and when he switched to a ballpoint pen, they put his arm in plaster.

When he finished it, he told his publisher that 1984 was too dark a novel to make much money, but it became an immediate bestseller. He died a few months after it was first published, but it has since been translated into sixty-two languages and has sold more than ten million copies. With all of his work still in print in so many different languages, critics have estimated that every year one million people read George Orwell for the first time.

Who?

“Presidential candidate Ralph Nader has finally picked a running mate. He picked a man by the name of Peter Camejo from the Green party, and this guy has all the qualifications Ralph Nader was looking for in a candidate. He said yes. …They plan to be the candidates against special interests and apparently it’s working for them because no one has any special interest in them.”
— Jay Leno

“Ralph Nader choose the man with whom to share the responsibility of running a distant third, California activist Peter Camejo. You may remember that Camejo ran for president in 1976 on the Socialist Workers Party ticket. Actually, you might only remember that if you run a lesbian, vegetarian, bookstore.”
— Jon Stewart

“Presidential candidate Ralph Nader picked Peter Camejo to be his running mate in the presidential election. Experts say by picking Peter Camejo, Nader is guaranteed to win the vote of Peter Camejo”
— Conan O’Brien

“Ralph Nader announced his running mate for the upcoming presidential election. … The guy’s name is Peter Camejo – an investment advisor from here in California . He ran for Governor in the recall election and finished just below Gary Coleman, but 200 votes ahead of Gallagher — so that’s a strong addition to the team. Nader says the election is theirs to lose, and that’s their plan.”
— Jimmy Kimmel

“Nader says he chose Camejo because he has experience, wisdom, plus his parents have a garage where they can practice.”
— Craig Kilborn

Jeopardy!

NewMexiKen doesn’t routinely watch Jeopardy! like I did in the Art Fleming days, but I might want to watch today. According to news reports, some guy from Utah has been champion 16 days in a row through yesterday and he’s won more than $500,000. It used to be you could only be champion for five shows, but now there is no restriction.

(The current shows were taped in February.)