It’s the birthday

… of Roger Smith. One of the James Bonds is 72. Jeffrey Spencer of 77 Sunset Strip is 72.

… of Keith Richards. The Rolling Stone is 61.

… of Steven Spielberg. The director is 58.

… of Brad Pitt. He’s still pretty at 41.

… of Christina Aguilera. She’s 24.

Thou shalt not

A local Alabama judge presided over a drunken driving case wearing a robe with the Ten Commandments embroidered on the front in gold. The lawyer for the defendant objected, on the grounds the robe might prejudice jurors against his client. Judge Ashley McKathan overruled him, saying, “you can’t divorce the law from the truth.” He said the jury probably couldn’t read the embroidered “Thou shalt not’s” on his robe, anyway. “I had a choice of several sizes of letters,” he said. “I purposely chose a size that would not be in anybody’s face.”

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Mountain Lions Move East

From The Washington Post:

The presence of the mountain lions, many of which have been found with freshly killed deer in their stomachs, is a startling signal that modern suburban and exurban America — without intending to do so — has transformed itself into superb wildlife habitat. With deer nearly everywhere, the big cats, it seems, are finding haute cuisine in the land of big-box stores.

Last year, one ran through downtown Omaha. Last month, one was shot in the suburbs of Sioux City. This month, a radio-collared mountain lion was spotted in the outskirts of Grand Forks, N.D. One was photographed in mid-October on a farm near Marshalltown in central Iowa, a confirmed sighting that deeply disturbed people at the recent meeting here.
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First, there are probably more mountain lions in the continental United States now than before European settlement (more than 31,000, by one recent estimate). The resurgence began in the 1960s, when several western states, where mountain lion populations had been reduced but never wiped out, changed the legal status of the cats from varmint to big game, with limited or no hunting.

Aviators

Orville and Wilbur Wright successfully made the first four sustained flights of a heavier-than-air machine under the complete control of the pilot at Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina, on this date 101 years ago.

36 hours in Albuquerque

Albuquerque is New Mexico’s biggest city, but tends to get short shrift from tourists. Outsiders on the hunt for the usual Southwestern signatures — turquoise, adobe, intermingled cultures, blue skies, chiles — often fly into the Albuquerque International Sunport, then drive right away to Santa Fe or Taos and miss an opportunity. Albuquerque has the requisite turquoise and chiles, too, and charges less for them. But more, it has a lived-in, bustling, modernized kind of charm, with no forced quaintness. Unfreighted by tourists’ ideas of how it should look and what it should offer, it often surprises. There’s a buoyancy to the Southwest style here, and, in a not-unrelated development, probably more resident balloonists per capita than in any other city on earth.

36 Hours: Albuquerque from The New York Times

Cowboys and Indians

Tonight NewMexiKen happened upon the made for television, Canadian film Cowboys and Indians:The Killing of J.J. Harper. It’s an intriguing, informative, moving, entertaining work.

The film stars Adam Beach (Windtalkers, Smoke Signals) as J.J. Harper, and Eric Scheig (Skins, Last of the Mohicans) as his half-brother Harry Wood. The film begins with the fatal shooting by a Winnipeg constable (police officer) of tribal chairman Harper, then traces the police reaction and its ultimate unraveling under pressure from Wood and the tribe. The movie was produced in 2003; the actual events it depicts took place in 1988.

Despite having that made-for-TV look, this film is well worth seeking out. I promise you that — half way in — you will be pushing the reverse button to go back and see the action leading up to the shooting. More importantly, the movie succeeds at portraying both the Indian and police point of view with unusual understanding, and with genuine compassion for the people involved.

Feds, tribes may co-manage bison refuge

From AP via The Seattle Times:

The only federal wildlife refuge set aside to protect bison will be managed by the Interior Department and Indian tribes in an unusual partnership that conservationists fear could lead to more development of public lands.

Under an agreement signed yesterday, the department and the Confederate Salish and Kootenai Tribal Council will split budget and management duties for Montana’s 19,000-acre National Bison Range, which is within the tribal homeland on the Flathead Indian Reservation.

Training is to be provided to the tribes, which must consult a federal manager with Interior’s Fish and Wildlife Service before waiving regulations on the range. The deal takes effect in three months if Congress does not object.

The deal, negotiated over the past two years, is only the second of its kind under a 1994 law that lets tribes with a cultural, geographic or historic link to a federal refuge apply to run it.

Another history exam question

Red Ted Keeps a Diary, and authors interesting history exam questions:

The first 17 presidents of the United states were: George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe, John Quincy Adams, Andrew Jackson, Martin Van Buren, William Henry Harrison, John Tyler, James Polk, Zachary Taylor, Millard Fillmore, Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan, Abraham Lincoln, Andrew Johnson. First, rank these in order from best to worst. Second, explain why the person you rank best comes before the second person on the list. Third, explain why the person you rank worst comes after the penultimate person on the list. Note, “chocolate cake” arguments will get an instant 5 point penalty; make sure you discuss at least 4 presidents.

NewMexiKen did not know what a “chocolate cake” argument was and so asked Red Ted who tells me:

What is a chocolate cake argument?

Chocolate cake contains eggs, milk, and flour, all of which are good things; it is a perfectly reasonable breakfast food.

As you can see, I get the term from a Bill Cosby comedy routine. But, it is a serious rhetorical fallacy. If you only present a portion of the evidence, you can make an argument for almost anything …

Still the best Christmas story

The Gift of the Magi by O. Henry (William Sydney Porter), 1906.

One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it was in pennies. Pennies saved one and two at a time by bulldozing the grocer and the vegetable man and the butcher until one’s cheeks burned with the silent imputation of parsimony that such close dealing implied. Three times Della counted it. One dollar and eighty-seven cents. And the next day would be Christmas.
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A good joke, but not very practical

NewMexiKen had forgotten how much fun The Style Invitational can be. Some practical jokes that are likely to backfire:

When a colleague shows up with a new hairstyle, stare concernedly at the person’s head and ask, “Have you retained counsel?”

Load the kids in the car and tell them you’re taking them to Disneyland. Sing Disney tunes along the way. Then drive them to an abandoned parking lot and tell them it has been shut down and demolished. Blame their Sunday school teacher.

After removing your patient’s mole, tell her, “You’ll never believe what that mole really was” and hold up a dead cockroach with tweezers. After she comes to, she’ll thank you. After all, laughter is the best medicine!

When your toddler wants to push the button in the elevator, let him. As soon as he does so, scream, “Not that one! That’s the one that makes the elevator blow up!” Little kids get so excited about getting to hear a big noise.

It’s the birthday

… of Jane Austen (1775-1817). Best known for her novels about young women yearning to get married, she was never married.

… George Santayana (1863-1952). “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”

… of Margaret Mead (1901-1978). “Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.”

… and of Arthur C. Clarke (1917). Clarke’s laws:

  1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
  2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
  3. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

It could be worse; they could try to explain

Poor Bob Somerby. He’s been howling that the press hasn’t been willing to explain the Social Security proposals. But now that some in the media are attempting to do so, it’s worse.

Andrews’ explanation is so incoherent that we’ve been forced to rethink our own past stand! If this is the best the press corps can do, perhaps it’s really just as well that they took that pass back in Campaign 2000.…But Andrews’ account is almost wholly incoherent.

As Somerby goes on to point out, “Bush will soon propose a major change to our most important social program. Is American democracy, in 2005, capable of holding a real discussion?”

Tea, anyone?

It was on this date in 1773 that the Boston Tea Party took place. Fortunately for the future of America, the populace at that time was not encumbered with excessive Christmas shopping or second-rate bowl games and could pay attention to public affairs.

In 1770, the British Parliament ended the Townshend Duties — taxes on the sales of lead, glass, paper, paints and tea — ended them on all but the tea. The tax on British tea and a boycott of it in many of the colonies continued.

Tea was a hot commodity in the colonies, however, and considerable foreign tea was smuggled into America to avoid the tax. Some four-fifths of the tea consumed in America was brought in by smugglers.

In 1773 Parliament, in an effort to both prevent the bankruptcy of the East India Company and raise tax revenue, reduced the tea tax and gave the company a monopoly in the American tea business. The price of tea would be lower than smugglers could match, Americans would buy East India tea, the company would revive, and the tax, though lower, would be paid on vastly more tea. Win-win.

Instead of welcoming the tax reduction and the always low prices on tea, many Americans protested the continuation of the tax — and the granting of a monopoly. Surprisingly principled were those 18th century Americans.

Boston was but the culmination of the tea protest. In Charleston, South Carolina, longshoremen refused to unload tea and eventually it was confiscated by the royal governor for nonpayment of duties and stored in a warehouse. In New York protests preceded even the landing of the first tea cargo ship and the danger of violence was so high no ship was permitted to enter the harbor. In Philadelphia as well, the protests — against both the monopoly and the principle of a tax on commodities — were sufficient to prevent the tea ship from entering the port. The Polly docked at Chester and once warned the captain returned her to England still loaded.

In Boston, the Dartmouth was able to dock on the Sabbath, November 28, 1773. The next day however, thousands attended a rally to demand the ship return to England. On Tuesday the cargo other than tea was unloaded. On December 2, a second tea ship was docked, the Eleanor; five days later the Beaver was landed. The Royal Governor, Thomas Hutchinson, refused to let the ships leave the port. The people refused to let the tea be unloaded. The law required the ships be unloaded by December 17 and the British army was present to make it happen. The stand-off grew to a head.

Good news

Vernon is back, now at Beats Per Minute:

Outside my professional life, I try to define the world around me through photography, drawing, and painting; and through poetry, prose, and sometimes seemingly senseless ramblings. I love to write and as my web log evolves, I’m discovering that a lot of the more creative entries are becoming ideas or story-starters for actual finished works. Other than a short story that was published in the early 90s, I’m not published anywhere else. I may decide to change that situation, but it isn’t important to me at this point in my life. I’m happy just recording some of those thoughts on this site.

In response to a common question I’ve been asked since starting Beats Per Minute, my first blog was titled Ei Baa Hashne’ (I’ll Tell You About It). I started that site in February of 2002 when I first discovered blogging. The site was featured in USA Today in July 2003. As expected, I raced out and grabbed several copies of that edition to memorialize my fifteen minutes of fame. The publicity was both a godsend and believe it or not, it was also a burden. I ended that project around March of this year for several reasons, but mostly, I felt that it was time to move on.

I grew up on the Navajo Reservation in Arizona and I currently live in New Orleans, Louisiana. Beats Per Minute reflects my experiences in these two culturally rich parts of the country.

Thanks Jess.