March 17th is the birthday

… of Kurt Russell, 56.

… of Gary Sinise, 52.

… of Rob Lowe 43.

… of Mia Hamm, 35 today.

It’s also the birth date of two greats who died young — Nat “King” Cole (1919-1965) and Rudolf Nureyev (1938-1993).

And the great golfer Bobby Jones was born on this date in 1902. This from his obituary in 1971:

In the decade following World War I, America luxuriated in the Golden Era of Sports and its greatest collection of super-athletes: Babe Ruth and Ty Cobb in baseball, Jack Dempsey and Gene Tunney in boxing, Bill Tilden in tennis, Red Grange in football and Bobby Jones in golf.

Many of their records have been broken now, and others are destined to be broken. But one, sports experts agree, may outlast them–Bobby Jones’s grand slam of 1930.
. . .

At 28 he achieved the grand slam–victories in one year in the United States Open, British Open, United States Amateur and British Amateur championships. At that point, he retired from tournament golf.

A nation that idolized him for his success grew to respect him even more for his decision to treat golf as a game rather than a way of life. This respect grew with the years.

The New York Times

March 16th is the birthday

… of Jerry Lewis. He’s 81.

… of Erik Estrada of ”CHiPS.” Ponch is 58.

… of Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli’s son Wolfgang Van Halen. He’s 16.

The individual most responsible for the U.S. Constitution was born on this date in 1751. That’s James Madison.

The Ides of March is the birthday

… of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. She’s 74.

… of Judd Hirsch. He’s 72.

… of Beach Boy Mike Love. He’s 66. Love is the cousin of brothers Brian, Carl and Dennis Wilson.

… of Sylvester Stewart. He’s 64.

Sly and the Family Stone took the Sixties ideal of a generation coming together and turned it into deeply groove-driven music. Rock’s first integrated, multi-gender band became funky Pied Pipers to the Woodstock Generation, synthesizing rock, soul, R&B, funk and psychedelia into danceable, message-laden, high-energy music. In promoting their gospel of tolerance and celebration of differences, Sly and the Family Stone brought disparate audiences together during the latter half of the Sixties. The group’s greatest triumph came at the Woodstock Festival in August 1969. During their unforgettable nighttime set, leader Sly Stone initiated a fevered call-and-response with the audience of 400,000 during an electrifying version of “I Want to Take You Higher.”

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

… of Ry Cooder. He’s 60.

… of Eva Longoria, desperate at turning 32.

Whole new meaning for ‘early-bird’ special

A brothel in Germany hopes to capitalise on the growing number of pensioners by offering them a 50 percent discount for sex in the afternoon.

The “Pascha” in the western city of Cologne has introduced reduced rates for sex sessions for clients aged 66 and above — provided they can prove they are old enough.

“All clients need to do is show us some proof of age,” said a spokesman for the brothel’s managing director Armin Lobscheid. “A ‘normal session’ costs 50 euros (34.20 pounds) with us — and we’re now paying 50 percent of that for these older guests.”

Yahoo! News

March 14th is the birthday

… of Quincey Jones. He’s 74.

In a musical career that has spanned six decades, Quincy Jones has earned his reputation as a renaissance man of American music. Jones has distinguished himself as a bandleader, a solo artist, a sideman, a songwriter, a producer, an arranger, a film composer, and a record label executive, and outside of music, he’s also written books, produced major motion pictures, and helped create television series. And a quick look at a few of the artists Jones has worked with suggests the remarkable diversity of his career — Miles Davis, Frank Sinatra, Count Basie, Lesley Gore, Michael Jackson, Peggy Lee, Ray Charles, Paul Simon, and Aretha Franklin.

All Music

… of Michael Caine. The two-time Oscar winner, six-time nominee, is 74. Caine won both times nominated in a supporting role. His leading role nominations were for Alfie, Sleuth, Educating Rita, and The Quiet American.

… of Billy Crystal is 60. Crystal once won an Emmy for hosting the Oscar telecast.

Albert Einstein was born in Ulm, Germany, on this date in 1879.

He was home-schooled for the early part of his life, and when he finally went to school with the other children, his teachers thought he was developmentally disabled. He refused to study any subject he didn’t find interesting. The only subjects he did find interesting were math and philosophy. One teacher tried to have him expelled because all he did in class was sit in the back of the room smiling. He finally dropped out at the age of 16.

He went to a technical college in Zurich to study physics, but he often missed classes and only passed his final examination because his friend let him borrow all his lecture notes and was the only member of his class not to receive an assistant professorship. He was planning to get married, and suddenly he didn’t have any way to make a living. So he took a job at the Swiss patent office.

His job was to evaluate patent applications and determine whether the inventions described would actually work. He found that it was the perfect job for him. He didn’t have to bring any work home at night, when he was free to work on his own theories about physics. He was removed enough from the scientific community that he didn’t worry about whether his theories were fashionable or important. He just worked on the problems he found most interesting. Above all, he was interested in finding some law that could explain all the forces in the universe.

One night the spring of 1905, Einstein went to bed feeling extremely frustrated because he hadn’t been able to solve any of the problems he’d been working on for weeks. The following morning, he woke up and suddenly everything made sense. He said, “It was as if a storm broke loose in my mind.”

Einstein spent the next several weeks writing a paper on his theory, which came to be called the Special Theory of Relativity. That same year, 1905, Einstein published three more papers, each of which was just as revolutionary as the first, including the paper that included his most famous equation: E = mc2.

The Writer’s Almanac

Four of a kind

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales faced the cameras for all of nine minutes yesterday, but he managed to contradict himself at least four times as he fought off calls to resign over the firing of U.S. attorneys.

“Mistakes were made,” he said in fluent scandalese, but “I think it was the right decision.”

“I am responsible for what happens at the Department of Justice,” he posited, but “I . . . was not involved in any discussions about what was going on.”

“Kyle Sampson” — Gonzales’s chief of staff — “has resigned,” he said, but “he is still at the department.”

And, finally, “I believe in the independence of our U.S. attorneys,” Gonzales maintained, but “all political appointees can be removed . . . for any reason.”

Dana Milbank, The Washington Post

The difference

I also asked her how this at all differed from the move in 1993 when he husband asked all 93 US Attorneys to resign.

“This is a great difference,” she said. “When a new president comes in, a new president gets to clean house. It is not done on case-by-case basis where you didn’t do something that some senator or member of Congress told you to do in terms of investigation into opponents. It is ‘Let’s start afresh.’ Every president has done that.

“This happening now with this administration is actually quite rare,” she went on. “There’s been some research done that concluded it’s hardly ever happens and it happened with so many people and it apparently was going to happen with more. We now are hearing stories that basially the White House wanted to change all the US Attorneys for political and personal reasons. I think this raises serious questions.”

Political Punch, ABC News

And, from The Washington Post:

Although Bush and President Bill Clinton each dismissed nearly all U.S. attorneys upon taking office, legal experts and former prosecutors say the firing of a large number of prosecutors in the middle of a term appears to be unprecedented and threatens the independence of prosecutors.

This Is Your Brain on Music

Back during the Great New Year’s Weekend Snowstorm NewMexiKen mentioned This Is Your Brain on Music: The Science of a Human Obsession.

I’ve just finished the book, which I found interesting but a struggle. I have a difficult time understanding music theory and an even more difficult time understanding neuroscience. I don’t think my limitations were the main problem, though. I think the real problem was with the author who, in this reader’s mind at least, exhibited no sense of structure or organization in how the material was presented. Well, “no” is too strong; let’s say limited structure. The discussion always left me fuddled.

Nonetheless the book was interesting because the two subjects themselves are so fascinating.

Two factoids:

Apparently EMI (the music conglomerate) invented magnetic resonance imaging, investing their music profits into the research. Next time you get an MRI you have the Beatles to thank.

And this:

The emerging picture from such studies is that ten thousand hours of practice is required to achieve the level of mastery associated with being a world-class expert—in anything. In study after study, of composers, basketball players, fiction writers, ice skaters, concert pianists, chess players, master criminals, and what have you, this number comes up again and again. Ten thousand hours is equivalent to roughly three hours a day, or twenty hours a week, of practice over ten years. Of course, this doesn’t address why some people don’t seem to get anywhere when they practice, and why some people get more out of their practice sessions than others. But no one has yet found a case in which true world-class expertise was accomplished in less time. It seems that it takes the brain this long to assimilate all that it needs to know to achieve true mastery.

Potentially scariest line of the day, so far

While the number of risky borrowers who missed payments climbed to a four-year high, the number of foreclosures on all homes jumped to its highest level in nearly four decades, according to the survey by the Mortgage Bankers Association. Home buyers who relied on loans insured by the Federal Housing Administration also had record default rates.

The Washington Post

To repeat, highest foreclosure rate in nearly four decades.

For Pete’s sake

In New Mexico, Domenici was regularly complaining about Iglesias. He made numerous calls to the White House and the Justice Department, and even phoned Iglesias to inquire about a seemingly stalled corruption investigation against Democrats in New Mexico.

Domenici has since said he regretted making the call to Iglesias, but that incident most enraged Democrats on Capitol Hill.

“Sen. Domenici called for the AG (Gonzales) because he wants to discuss the criminal ‘docket and caseload’ in New Mexico,” William Moschella, principal associate deputy attorney general, recounted in an e-mail to both White House and Justice officials. “Sen. Domenici offered to come here, talk on the phone, or we could stop in on the senator.”

Later, when Iglesias was one of those fired, Domenici moved quickly to recommend names to the White House for his replacement. “Not even waiting for Iglesias’ body to cool,” Sampson wryly commented in an e-mail to Goodling seven days after the firing.

Los Angeles Times

Can you still put your elbow out the window?

We not only can’t hold a mobile phone to our ear in Albuquerque anymore, it’s also unlawful for any person to:

(A) Drive while having in his lap any person, adult or minor, or any animal, nor shall the driver of a vehicle be seated in the lap of any other person.

(B) Drive a vehicle while having either arm around another person.

§ 82124 DRIVER’S PROHIBITED ACTS [pdf]

BTW, the way I read the ordinance, you could drive using a regular phone held to your ear. It’s only a “mobile telephone” that is prohibited. It’d take a long cord, though.

(E) Except as otherwise provided below, no person shall operate a motor vehicle upon a public highway while using a mobile telephone to engage in a call or create, send or read text messages while such vehicle is in motion.

The exceptions permit “the use of a hands-free mobile telephone when being used in a hands free manner.”

$100 first offense; $200 for subsequent offenses.

Legislature taking care of the important stuff

The bolo tie is now New Mexico’s official tie. It’s “our bipartisan fashion statement,” said Gov. Bill Richardson, who wore large, Indian-made bolo inset with turquoise and other stones as he signed the legislation Tuesday in his office.

In New Mexico, bolos are worn with everything from jeans to tuxes. But until now, there was one place you wouldn’t find it: in state statutes.

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