From Strange Maps, The United Countries of Baseball.
33 years ago today
Top Ten Reasons I Read NewMexiKen
10. The now-defunct Week Quiz and its successors.
9. There’s a page dedicated to Ron Howard’s brother.
8. Every day is somebody’s birthday.
7. I’ve been reading for so long I feel like the Sweeties and I are growing up together.
6. NMK is the hippest (and smartest) grandfather I know of.
5. I’m reminded of all the American history I’ve forgotten since high school.
4. NMK reads the rest of the Internet so I don’t have to.
3. There’s always something new.
2. He links to me.
1. Wisdom, whimsy, and wit: three things the Internet needs more of.
Happy anniversary, NewMexiKen, and many more.
Annette
Happy Anniversary (tomorrow) NewMexiKen
NewMexiKen (i.e., this blog) began four years ago tomorrow, August 4, 2003. Who would have thought obsessive-compulsive behavior could be sustained1 so long?
Because of changes in software and hosting services I have lost count, but there have been more than a million visits to these pages.
As you may remember from one year ago, on my anniversary, you blog, I comment. Send me your story, link or NewMexiKen type content to be posted on Saturday.2
Email it to newmexiken at gmail dot com. Tell me whether you want your name posted or not.
If you’re a regular reader (and there are a few of you), it’s your turn. And no boring stuff — it’s got to be Wise, Whimsical or Witty (or at least half-witty).
1 OK, OK, so there have been a few meltdowns along the way.
2 Three of The Sweeties are visiting Casa NewMexiKen this weekend (the other three are camping in Sequoia National Park). Blogging will be light (other than what you all provide).
Saturation Coverage
Functional Ambivalent has an insightful look at TV news and its Saturation Coverage — specifically the I-35 bridge collapse.
Thoughtful, well done and worthwhile.
Update: An interesting 1994 brief from The Atlantic concerning Troubled Bridges. Link via The Daily Dish.
August 3rd is the birthday
… of author P.D. James. Phyllis Dorothy James is 87.
She had always wanted to be a writer, but she kept putting it off. It was only as she approached her 40th birthday that she began to feel that she had to write something or give up on it altogether. It took her three years to finish her first novel, Cover Her Face (1962), and it was accepted by the first publisher she sent it to. She’s one of the few professional writers in modern history never to have received a rejection slip.
… of Tony Bennett. He’s 81.
… of Martin Sheen, 67. Sheen won one Golden Globe for West Wing, but no Emmys. He did win an Emmy once for a guest role on Murphy Brown.
… of Martha Stewart, 66.
… of hockey hall-of-famer Marcel Dionne and of Jay North (TV’s Dennis the Menace). They’re 56.
… of quarterback Tom Brady, 30.
… of Evangeline Lilly, 28 today. Maybe now she can be found.
Ernie Pyle was born on this date in 1900. Until he was killed by enemy fire in April 1945, Pyle “blogged” World War II for millions of Americans.
From The New York Times obituary.
Ernie Pyle was haunted all his life by an obsession. He said over and over again, “I suffer agony in anticipation of meeting people for fear they won’t like me.”
No man could have been less justified in such a fear. Word of Pyle’s death started tears in the eyes of millions, from the White House to the poorest dwellings in the country.
President Truman and Mrs. Eleanor Roosevelt followed his writings as avidly as any farmer’s wife or city tenement mother with sons in service.
Mrs. Roosevelt once wrote in her column “I have read everything he has sent from overseas,” and recommended his writings to all Americans.
For three years these writings had entered some 14,000,000 homes almost as personal letters from the front. Soldiers’ kin prayed for Ernie Pyle as they prayed for their own sons.
NewMexiKen has before posted this quote from Pyle, but why not do so again on his birthday, and because there’s no place like home.
Yes, there are lots of nice places in the world. I could live with considerable pleasure in the Pacific Northwest, or in New England, on the Mississippi Gulf Coast, or in Key West or California or Honolulu. But there is only one of me, and I can’t live in all those places. So if we can have only one house — and that’s all we want — then it has to be in New Mexico, and preferably right at the edge of Albuquerque where it is now. Ernie Pyle, January 1942
Pyle’s home on Girard SE is now a branch of the Albuquerque/Bernalillo County Library System.
Best line of the day, so far
Nothing digital is unknowable
This from Threat Level:
Neal Krawetz, a researcher and computer security consultant, gave an interesting presentation today at the BlackHat security conference in Las Vegas about analyzing digital photographs and video images for alterations and enhancements.
Using a program he wrote (and provided on the conference CD-ROM) Krawetz could print out the quantization tables in a JPEG file (that indicate how the image was compressed) and determine the last tool that created the image — that is, the make and model of the camera if the image is original or the version of Photoshop that was used to alter and re-save the image.
Comparing that data to the metadata embedded in the image he could determine if the photo was original or had been re-saved or altered. Then, using error level analysis of an image he could determine what were the last parts of an image that were added or modified.
Follow the link. There are examples and more information — and the source code.
Cut God Some Slack
Freakonomics author Steven Levitt is dismayed by the rush of anti-god books recently.
I’m not religious. I don’t think much about God, except when I am in a pinch and need some special favors. I have no particular reason to think he’ll deliver, but I sometimes take a shot anyway. Other than that, I’m just not that interested in God. I’m definitely not interested enough to go out and buy books explaining to me why I shouldn’t believe in God….
There’s more (including a list of books).
Why Bridges Fall Down
Joel Achenbach with a thoughtful look at “Why Bridges Fall Down.”
An aging country full of aging infrastructure and no consensus to do anything about it: That’s the United States in the early 21st century. An old steam pipe explodes and creates a crater in midtown Manhattan. The Minneapolis bridge was distressingly average — 40 years old. The norm, nationally, according to WaPo radio, is 42 years.
…When you go through life you have to assume that bridges won’t collapse, planes won’t fall from the sky, buildings won’t catch on fire, power lines won’t fall onto the sidewalk and electrocute pedestrians, steam tunnels won’t explode, and so on. Otherwise you’d go crazy, crossing your fingers ever time you took a step. [Actually I do that compulsively, but medication is helping.]
But for those systems to work, there have to be people who design them properly, inspect them, maintain them, and replace them when they’re worn out.
He has more. Interesting.
Pronouncing Los Angeles
There was once heated debate over how to pronounce “Los Angeles.” Although the name is now commonly pronounced “Loss An-je-les,” its original Spanish pronunciation is “Loce Ahng-hail-ais.” Non-Spanish speaking Angelenos seemed to prefer the harder-sounding anglicized version. During the 1920s and 1930s, the Los Angeles Times vigorously defended the Spanish pronunciation and printed directly below its editorial page masthead, “LOS ANGELES (Loce Ahng hail ais).” When the U.S. Geographic Board recognized the anglicized version in 1934, the Times was outraged, declaring that the pronunciation made the city “sound like some brand of fruit preserve.” The newspaper further suggested that Easterners plotted to deprive the West Coast of its softer-sounding Spanish names, proposing that California would next have to tolerate such place names as “Sandy Ego,” “San Joce,” and “San Jokkin.” In all fairness, however, the Times did not express the same distain for the prevalent pronunciation of San Pedro as “San Pee-dro” rather than the Spanish “San Pey-dro.”
Not to mention La Jaw-la (La Jolla) and (I heard this on TV once) El-K-Jon (El Cajon). It’s La-Hoy-ya and El-Ca-hone.
Our very own Albuquerque was AlbuRquerque until the Anglos came along. But I live in Bernalillo County, still pronounced Bur-na-leo.
Feast at Jemez Pueblo
Today the Pueblo of Jemez (Walatowa) is celebrating “Nuestra Senora de Los Angelas Feast Day de Los Persingula” with a feast and corn dances. The Pueblo, which is normally closed, is open to the public.
Jemez is pronounced “Hay-mess” or traditionally as “He-mish”.
The events today originated with the pueblo at Pecos, which was abandoned in 1836 when its remaining residents moved to Jemez.
Jemez Pueblo publishes this guide about feast day etiquette:
* Enter a Pueblo home as you would any other – by invitation only. It is courteous to accept an invitation to eat, but do not linger at the table, as your host will probably want to serve many guests throughout the day, thank your host, but a payment or tip is not appropriate.
* Pueblo dances are religious ceremonies, not performances. Please observe them as you would a church service, with respect and quiet attention. Please do not interrupt non-dance participants by asking questions or visiting with friends.
* During a dance is not the time to conduct business or loudly socialize. Many Pueblo members only have a chance to see certain dances once a year and may have traveled many miles to participate.
* Please refrain from talking to the dancers. Do not approach dancers as they are entering, leaving or resting near the kiva.
* Applause after dances is not appropriate.
We’re going to have to build more walls
The Washington Post: “GM, Ford, Chrysler Combined Have 48% of Market Share.”
Which means, obviously, that 52% of market share in July went to Toyota, Honda, Nissan, etc. It’s the first month ever that U.S. automakers have been below 50%.
Hot/Dumb People
I always wonder why people do research to discover the obvious. Now researchers have “discovered” that smart people have less intercourse than people of average intelligence.
…One reason the dimwitted get so much action is that they tend to be more attractive than smart people. That’s not a coincidence. It’s genetics. Hot/dumb people are more likely to mate with other hot/dumb people and produce hot/dumb kids.
Scott Adams has more.
August 2nd
Eight-time Oscar nominee for best actor, Peter O’Toole is 75 today.
Director-writer-producer Wes Craven is 68.
Eddie Munster, aka actor Butch Patrick, is 54.
Emmy-winner, for Angels in America, and Weeds star Mary Louise Parker is 43 today. Parker played Amy Gardner on West Wing.
Actress Myrna Loy was born on this date in 1905. IMDB has her listed for an incredible 138 roles, beginning with silent films when she was the femme fatale, but more famously as the witty, urbane Nora Charles in The Thin Man movies. NewMexiKen liked her in The Best Years of Our Lives, a film everyone should see. It won seven Academy Awards in 1946.
Author James Baldwin was born on this date in 1924.
After writing a number of pieces that were published in various magazines, Baldwin went to Switzerland to finish his first novel. GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN, published in 1953, was an autobiographical work about growing up in Harlem. The passion and depth with which he described the struggles of black Americans was unlike anything that had been written. Though not instantly recognized as such, GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN has long been considered an American classic. Throughout the rest of the decade, Baldwin moved from Paris to New York to Istanbul, writing NOTES OF A NATIVE SON (1955) and GIOVANNI’S ROOM (1956). Dealing with taboo themes in both books (homosexuality and interracial relationships, respectively), Baldwin was creating socially relevant and psychologically penetrating literature. (American Masters | PBS)
James Butler Hickok was killed while playing poker in Deadwood 131 years ago today. American Heritage has An Interview with Jeff Morey, an expert on Wild Bill and the frontier.
Iraq by the numbers
Let’s see.
Iraq’s demonstrated oil reserves: 115 billion barrels
Price of a barrel of oil at close today: $76.68
115 billion times $76.68 equals 8 trillion, 818 billion dollars
Under Saddam Hussein, share that went to western oil companies: 0
Under legislation pending in Iraq, share that will go to western oil companies: 12.5%
12.5% of $8,818,000,000,000 equals $1,102,250,000,000
Best line of the day, so far
“What Giuliani is, is George Bush on steroids.”
John Edwards as reported by Rolling Stone.
Trivia time
How many of America’s ten largest cities can you name?
By largest here I mean the 10 with the most residents in 2006 (Census estimates). And I mean in one city not in a metropolitan area that includes suburbs.
Would it help if I told you three of the ten have “San” in their name? Careful, it might not be the Sans you think.
Would it help if I told you that only three of the ten were also in the top ten in 1910?
The answer is in the first comment. How’d you do?
Jesus, Matty and Felipe!
In frustration I just threw my Windows laptop several feet.
Thought you’d want to know.
Update: That seems to have done the trick. (It made as much sense as anything else I tried, and the laptop is now doing what I was trying to get it to do.)
The name of this video (which is at least 10 years old) is “Bad Day.”
Stuff
Like to learn how to identify constellations, stars, planets and how to navigate at night? Follow the link.
An interesting 90-second map-based presentation that shows the growth of the world’s dominate religions. From Maps of War.
Mathematical proof that girls are evil.
Rejected Google Holiday Logos.

On eBay you can buy Tony Soprano’s Chevy Suburban.
Click cartoon if you need larger image.
And this is just wrong.
Best paragraph of the day, so far
George W. Bush is the imperial president that James Madison and other founders of this great republic warned us about. He lied the nation into precisely the “foreign entanglements” that George Washington feared would destroy our experiment in representative government, and he has championed a spurious notion of security over individual liberty, thus eschewing the alarms of Thomas Jefferson as to the deprivation of the inalienable rights of free citizens. But most important, he has used the sledgehammer of war to obliterate the separation of powers that James Madison enshrined in the U.S. Constitution.
Robert Scheer in the first paragraph of an essay, “The President We Were Warned About.”
NewMexiKen
NewMexiKen had 77,088 visits during July. The visitors looked at 152,413 pages.
A dime a page view, that’s all I ask. (Alas, the Google ads earned me a grand total of just $4.62 in July.)
July
The average high temperature in Albuquerque during July was 91.5º. One day it reached 100º. Seventeen days saw a high in the 90s. The remaining 13 days had a high temperature in the 80s. It was pretty average for July.
The average high temperature in Phoenix was 106.8º. It reached triple digits on all but three days; it was 116º on July 4th. Las Vegas, Nevada, was about the same as Phoenix; the highs averaged 107.1º.
It hasn’t reached 100º in Albuquerque during August since 1994. The hottest weather, more than likely, is over.
Just asking for trouble
August 1st
William Clark, of Lewis and Clark, was born on this date in 1770. He died in 1838. Here is Clark’s journal entry on his 36th birthday from Journals of the Lewis and Clark Expedition Online. He was on the Yellowstone River in what is now eastern Montana.
We Set out early as usial the wind was high and ahead which caused the water to be a little rough and delayed us very much aded to this we had Showers of rain repeetedly all day at the intermition of only a fiew minits between them. My Situation a very disagreeable one. in an open Canoe wet and without a possibility of keeping my Self dry. the Country through which we passed is in every respect like that through which I passed yesterday. The brooks have all Some water in them from the rains which has fallen. this water is excessively muddy. Several of those brooks have Some trees on their borders as far as I can See up them. I observe Some low pine an cedar on the Sides of the rugid hills on the Stard. Side, and Some ash timber in the high bottoms. the river has more Sand bars today than usial, and more Soft mud. the current less rapid. at 2 P. M. I was obliged to land to let the Buffalow Cross over. not withstanding an island of half a mile in width over which this gangue of Buffalow had to pass and the Chanel of the river on each Side nearly ¼ of a mile in width, this gangue of Buffalow was entirely across and as thick as they could Swim. the Chanel on the Side of the island the went into the river was crouded with those animals for ½ an hour. [NB: I was obliged to lay to for an hour] the other Side of the island for more than 3/4 of an hour. I took 4 of the men and killed 4 fat Cows for their fat and what portion of their flesh the Small Canoes Could Carry that which we had killed a few days ago being nearly Spoiled from the wet weather. encamped on an Island Close to the Lard Shore. two gangues of Buffalow Crossed a little below us, as noumerous as the first.
Francis Scott Key was born on August 1st in 1779.
Richard Henry Dana was born on August 1st in 1815.
Herman Melville was born on August 1st in 1819. The Writer’s Almanac has a brief little bio that includes this:
Melville started Moby-Dick in the winter of 1850 and finished in the summer of 1851, writing all day every day without eating until four or five o’clock in the evening. When it was finally printed, he handed one of the first copies of the book to his friend Nathaniel Hawthorne in a tavern, and later said that that was the best day of his life. But Moby-Dick was a total flop. Melville’s readers wanted adventure stories, and Moby-Dick was an adventure story, but the adventure was obscured by the language. It takes more than a hundred pages before the characters even get on the boat. The book got terrible reviews, and nobody read it.
But if Moby-Dick was a financial failure, Melville’s next book, Pierre (1852), fared even worse. Melville eventually gave up on writing fiction and turned to poetry, which he had to publish himself. He spent the last 20 years of his life working as a customs inspector. It wasn’t until the 1920s that his work was rediscovered.
Robert Todd Lincoln, the first child of Abraham Lincoln and the only one to survive to adulthood, was born on this date in 1843. He died in 1926. (Lincoln’s son Eddie was born in 1846 and died in 1850. Son Willie died at age 12 in 1862. Son Tad (Thomas) died at age 18 in 1871.)
Jerry Garcia was born on this date in 1942. He died in 1995.
Oscar-winning director Sam Mendes (American Beauty) is 42 today.

