If you find yourself feeling sorry for this poor thing, just remember that in five years she’ll probably be a big movie star making more money than all of the readers of this blog put together.
Dolphin Fighting
Digby want s to know: “What’s the explanation for this stuff? Is everyone eating lead paint chips and salsa all of a sudden?”
She’s talking about the news media. Read what she has to say. The story would be unbelievable if it weren’t so increasingly typical.
U.S. Senator Gets Flushed
The Smoking Gun has U.S. Senator Larry Craig’s arrest report.
But I’m thinking that unless soliciting sex in an airport men’s room is treason (and who knows, these days), or a felony (which it is not), Craig should not have been arrested.
Article I, Section 6 of the U.S. Consitution: “They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place.” [italics added]
Well, maybe it is “breach of the peace.”
The thought of sex, of any kind, in an airport men’s room chills my blood. I don’t even like going in there wearing sandals.
As for Senator Craig, I really don’t care what he does. I do care if he is a lying hypocrite.
But maybe I just don’t understand. Perhaps this explanation from Jesus’ General last October is a more generous take:
And then there are the reports that Sen. Larry Craig is homosexual. I don’t believe a word of it. Sure, maybe it’s true that some guy put his little soldier into the senator’s mouth a couple of times in train station restrooms, but that doesn’t mean Craig’s a homosexual.
Being a woman, you might not know this, but that kind of thing happens all of the time to good, Godly, heterosexual men, sometimes as often as four or five times a week. You’ll be crawling on the restroom floor, looking for something you dropped when you had your pants down and, bam, somebody will accidentally stick his little soldier into your mouth. Of course, you’ll naturally mistake it for a cigar and puff on it for awhile before it starts to taste funny, but it’s all very innocent. I’m sure that’s what happened to Sen. Craig.
Best line of the day, so far
Internet travel site Travelocity was fined $182,750 for booking trips to Cuba in violation of a 45-year-old embargo. What do you think?
Damien Prow,
Farm Laborer“I was one of the people who booked a trip and even if I have to pay the whole fine, it’s still cheaper than having my surgery done in the States.”
This Isn’t Right
A New Jersey appellate court yesterday upheld the principle that convictions for driving under the influence of alcohol (DUI) can be imposed on individuals who were not driving. David Montalvo, 36, found this out as he responsibly tried to sleep off his intoxication in his GMC pickup truck while safely stopped in the parking lot of the Market Place Deli on a cold February morning last year.
Follow the link, of course, for more details, but this just doesn’t seem right to me. If he was arrested for public intoxication, that would be one thing, but DUI while you’re not driving?
Perplexing lack of Compassion
Natalie fears she has a Perplexing lack of Compassion. What do you think?
Total Eclipse of the Moon Early Tuesday Morning (Tonight!)
A total eclipse of the Moon occurs during the early morning of Tuesday, August 28, 2007. The event is widely visible from the United States and Canada as well as South America, the Pacific Ocean, western Asia and Australia. During a total lunar eclipse, the Moon’s disk can take on a dramatically colorful appearance from bright orange to blood red to dark brown and (rarely) very dark gray.
The total eclipse portion begins at 3:52 AM MDT and will end at 5:22 AM MDT. (Subtract or add for your time zone; the eclipse begins everywhere simultaneously.) The moon will be in partial eclipse for about one hour before and after the total eclipse. The full event lasts three hours and thirty-three minutes.
The total eclipse doesn’t end until 7:22 AM EDT if you are up early in the east. The moon will be setting in the west.
The moon is always a full moon during a lunar eclipse. The Earth’s shadow comes between the sun and the moon, darkening the moon, which as you know, simply reflects sunlight. The moon has no light of its own.
Unless, of course, you accept Genesis 1:16 — “And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.”
Going Going Gonzales
Attorney General Gonzales didn’t give a reason for his departure during his 120 second resignation appearance. Perhaps, as one wag put it, it’s to spend more time with his defense attorney.
Or maybe less time. I’m thinking that, maybe, just maybe, the resignation was part of a “go quietly, go now, and we won’t take your perjury to the grand jury.”
Or not.
Entering the World of Willa Cather’s Archbishop
A writer for The New York Times visits Isleta, Laguna and Ácoma pueblos — Entering the World of Willa Cather’s Archbishop.
Today, these three pueblos are connected by freeways. Isleta and Ácoma have their own casinos. But each community still preserves its ancient identity. Eighty years after Cather’s novel was published and more than 150 since the events she recounted, it is possible to use her narration as a visitor’s guide. One warm March day, paperback in hand, I found my way to all three pueblos, grateful for Cather’s sensitivity to the great beauty and mystery of the Southwest and for her ability to bring to life the characters who had encountered one another in the same landscape so long ago.
I wonder why the writer failed to note that Laguna has two casinos.
Link via dangerousmeta!.
August 27th
Lyndon Baines Johnson, the 36th President of the United States, was born 99 years ago today. He died, at age 64, in January 1973.
Daryl Dragon, the Captain of the Captain and Tennille, is 65 today.
Former Senator Bob Kerrey, who’s thinking about running again, is 64. They never get over it.
Once-upon-a-time sex kitten Tuesday Weld is 64. According to IMDb, “At nine years of age she suffered a nervous breakdown, at ten she started heavy drinking. One year later she began to have affairs, and at the age of twelve she tried to commit suicide.” Weld turned down the role of Lolita and of Bonnie in Bonnie and Clyde.
Paul Reubens, Pee-Wee Herman, is 55.
Chandra Wilson of Grey’s Anatomy is 38.
Best line of the day, so far
“I’m a bit anxious, too, but I’m keeping those feelings entirely to myself, except for, you know … blogging about it.”
Joel Achenbach (His second daughter is off to high school.)
What is he up to?
The neighborhood phantom returned Sunday night after four nights off. About 9:30 he pulled up, strolled off, then returned after about half-an-hour, waited a couple of minutes and drove off.
As I told the neighbors, I try and be fairly libertarian about what people do as long as they aren’t harming anyone. So, I figure, why call the sheriff?
But this has all the appearances of something at least mildly nefarious.
Children’s Health Care: A Socialist Plot
The truth is that there’s no difference in principle between saying that every American child is entitled to an education and saying that every American child is entitled to adequate health care. It’s just a matter of historical accident that we think of access to free K-12 education as a basic right, but consider having the government pay children’s medical bills “welfare,“ with all the negative connotations that go with that term.
Paul Krugman
Home alone
Macaulay Culkin is 27 today.
It’s just an ad
… and it is pretend. But it’s still fun.
They Hate Our Freedom
Go read this from Functional Ambivalent.
City Music
Just foolin’ around with iTunes, I came up with a list of “city” songs.
Here’s a dozen:
Chicago — Frank Sinatra
Detroit City — Bobby Bare
(I Left My Heart In) San Francisco — Tony Bennett
Jackson — Johnny Cash & June Carter
The Lights of Albuquerque — Jim Glaser
Lodi — Creedence Clearwater Revival
Memphis Underground — Herbie Mann
Oh, Atlanta — Alison Krauss & Union Station
Philadelphia Freedom — Elton John
Portland Oregon — Loretta Lynn
Take Me Back to Tulsa — Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys
Theme from New York, New York — Frank Sinatra
More anyone? (The name of a U.S. city in the title.)
Of course, the best city song ever is Freddy Cannon’s Tallahassee Lassie.
He’s not just 007 anymore
Sean Connery is 77 today.
Van Johnson is 91, Mel Ferrer 90 and “Let’s Make A Deal” Monty Hall 86.
Regis is 76.
Tom Skerritt, “Viper” in Top Gun, is 74.
Baseball hall-of-famer Rollie Fingers is 61.
Rollie Fingers’ 17-year career epitomized the emergence of the modern-day relief ace. After watching him post inconsistent results as a starter, the A’s moved Fingers to the bullpen. He excelled quickly and frequently in his new role. Relying on a sharp slider, Fingers went on to notch 341 career saves. Known for his handlebar mustache, Fingers became a familiar site during the post-season, appearing in 16 World Series games. He won both the American League MVP and Cy Young Award with the Brewers in 1981.
Academy Award nominee for supporting actress in Fatal Attraction Anne Archer is 60 today.
The more talented Elvis, Elvis Costello, is 53 today.
Born Declan Patrick McManus, Costello had the audacity to adopt “Elvis” as a stage name (at manager Riviera’s suggestion) and the talent to live up to such a seemingly scandalous appropriation. Greil Marcus profiled him in 1982: “He combined the brains of Randy Newman and the implacability of Bob Dylan, the everyman pathos of Buddy Holly and the uniqueness of John Lennon.”
Director Tim Burton is 49.
Hannah Montana’s dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, is 46.
Rachel Ray is 39.
Claudia Schiffer is 37.
Leonard Bernstein, “one of the most prodigally talented and successful musicians in American history,” was born on August 25th in 1918. The quotation is from his obituary in The New York Times.
Performance Art
If you’ve never seen Dan Dunn be sure to watch this through to the end.
Thanks to Amy for the link.
Love at first sight
I enjoy this story about Julia Thorne, the first Mrs. John Kerry, posted here originally three years ago:
When she was interviewed for the Washingtonian story [1996], Thorne said she didn’t want to get married again. However, she hadn’t totally soured on love.
“I went to a Wyoming ranch every summer and one year a man came out in the ranch truck to meet me. I saw him and I thought: ‘This man looks like a middle-aged hippie alcoholic.’ And he looked at me and thought: ‘She looks like a bitch on wheels.’ And we’ve been together ever since.”
Thorne and her husband, Richard Charlesworth, now live in Montana.
From Washingtonian Online.
$300 million
The Powerball jackpot is $300 million tonight — that’s 30 annual payments of $10 million or one payment of $140.3 million.
I could be a Republican by morning.
I’m afraid I told you so
NewMexiKen last year: “A high-speed train crossing at grade level is a serious accident waiting to happen. People violate railroad crossing warnings all the time — and this time the train will be approaching at 116 feet a second with hundreds of people on board.”
Yesterday the Rail Runner Express hit a Jeep on the tracks at an ungated crossing, killing both occupants of the car. None of the 64 persons on the train was injured according to reports. The tragedy is compounded, however, because the victims, a middle-aged brother and sister, were together because their mother had died yesterday morning. Other family members in other cars witnessed the collision.
You just can’t have high-speed commuter trains crossing streets at grade.
Best line of the day, so far
Just the other day, Justice Stephen Breyer popped onto our local NPR station to talk about the anniversary of the Dred Scott decision, saying he thought it was the most destructive decision in the history of the country.
Guess again, Steve.
(Think about it. What could have been an even more destructive decision? December. 2000.)
Kit Carson
While I was at Kit Carson’s grave in Taos last Sunday I remembered this story as told by Larry McMurtry in his excellent essay Inventing the West.
In the fall of 1849, however, real life and the dime novel smacked into each other with a force that Kit Carson would never forget. A man named James M. White was traveling with his family on the Santa Fe Trail when they were attacked by a raiding party of Jicarilla Apaches, who killed James White and carried off Mrs. White, her child, and a servant. Pursuit was not immediate, but pursuit was eventually joined. Kit Carson lived nearby and was asked to help. In the brief autobiography which he dictated in 1856 he says that the trail was the most difficult he had ever been asked to follow; but, near the Canadian River, the rescuers finally caught up with the raiders. Carson charged immediately but was called back. The commanding officer, Captain Grier, had been told that the Apaches wanted to parley. They didn’t. After taking a shot or two at the soldiers, they killed Mrs. White and fled. Here is the scene in Carson’s words:
There was only one Indian in camp, he running into the river hard by was shot. In about two hundred yards the body of Mrs. White was found, perfectly warm, had not been killed more than five minutes, shot through the heart with an arrow….In the camp was found a book, the first of the kind that I had ever seen, in which I was made a great hero, slaying Indians by the hundreds and I have often thought that Mrs. White would read the same and knowing that I lived near, she would pray for my appearance and that she might be saved. I did come but I had not the power to convince those that were in command over me to pursue my plan for her rescue….
Kit Carson was illiterate. He could sign and perhaps recognize his name, but all his life he took orders—often foolish and sometimes barbarous orders—from his superiors: men who could read. He was never insubordinate. The dime novel found by Mrs. White’s still-warm corpse had to be read to him, or summarized. He was long haunted by the hopes that had been raised by that dime novel, hopes he had just failed to fulfill. Except for recording the fact that he married Josefa Jaramillo, his “Little Jo,” Mrs. James M. White is the only woman mentioned by name in his autobiography.
In his essay McMurtry explains that most of the traditions associated with the American West were inventions of pulp writers, artists and advertising men—and show business. He illustrates from the careers of Carson, “Buffalo Bill” Cody, Annie Oakley and others. Cody, McMurtry writes, “spent more than forty years peddling illusions about the West….” In the end, when he wanted to tell the real story, he found that “Americans, now as then, were perfectly happy with the illusion….”
What a Bunch of Yahoos
ALAMOGORDO — Otero County commissioners have passed a resolution opposing the listing of White Sands National Monument as a United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization World Heritage Site.
“We have sent a letter to the National Parks Service and to our congressional delegation expressing our official desires that White Sands be removed from the list of those sites being considered as World Heritage Sites,” said commission chair Doug Moore. “I think this resolution does a great job in capturing our feelings.”
UNESCO’s World Heritage Site program encourages the identification, preservation and protection of cultural and natural heritage around the world. Twenty of the 851 sites are in the United States, including Independence Hall, the Statue of Liberty and Grand Canyon, Mesa Verde, Yellowstone, Yosemite and Great Smoky Mountain national parks.
It’s National Park Service, by the way, not Parks.