December 11th

Today is the birthday

… of Alexander Solzhenitsyn. The Nobel Prize winner (for Literature in 1970) is 89.

… of Rita Moreno. The Oscar winner — supporting actress for Anita in West Side Story — is 76.

… of author Jim Harrison, 70.

… born in Grayling, Michigan (1937), whose first big success was Legends of the Fall (1979). He’s written many more books. His most recent is the collection of poetry Saving Daylight, which came out this September (2007). Jim Harrison said, “I like grit, I like love and death, I’m tired of irony… A lot of good fiction is sentimental… The novelist who refuses sentiment refuses the full spectrum of human behavior, and then he just dries up… I would rather give full vent to all human loves and disappointments, and take a chance on being corny.”

The Writer’s Almanac from American Public Media

… of Tom Hayden. Royal Oak’s most famous native, co-founder of Students for a Democratic Society and Jane Fonda’s one-time husband is 68.

… of John Kerry. He’s 64.

… of Brenda Lee. She’s Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree this year at age 63.

… of Terri Garr. The Oscar nominee (supporting actress for Tootsie) is 60.

Plunge

Plunge

Half of NewMexiKen’s children and half of NewMexiKen’s grandchildren plunge to their doom last week on Splash Mountain, Disneyland. Click image for larger version.

Hey, someone had to stay and take the photo.

[I rode it earlier.]

I liked the signs at a water ride in Disney’s California Adventure — “You will get wet.” “You may get soaked.” I settled for wet.

Let’s resume with a best line of the day

Back when Hillary Clinton described Dick Cheney as Darth Vader, a number of people pointed out that this was an unfair comparison. For example, Darth Vader once served in the military.

Here’s another reason the comparison is invalid: the contractors Darth Vader hired to build the Death Star actually got the job done.

Paul Krugman

Good points

The BCS did not choke away a national title berth against a four-touchdown underdog the last night of the season. The BCS did not lose to Oklahoma, rise all the way up to No. 1 — then lose to the Sooners again.

The BCS did not lose on its own home field to Stanford. Or Arkansas. Or South Carolina. Or Illinois.

The BCS did not lose 48-7 in its showcase non-conference game.

The BCS did not win its first 11 games against a bunch of nobodies, rise to No. 1 in the country, then lose in its first and only marquee game.

The BCS did not soar to No. 2 in the standings, then implode upon losing its starting quarterback. The BCS did not give up 473 yards to Texas Tech — then blame it on losing its starting quarterback.

Stewart Mandel

Mandel does blame the BCS for the unappealing match-ups that resulted, however.

Personal DNA Profiles Are a Ripoff

Want to buy one of the personal DNA tests popping up these days? “My message is you are wasting your money,” Christine Patch, a genetics counselor and member of the UK’s Human Genetics Commission, said Friday.
. . .

It seems like a new company is cropping up every week to hawk DNA tests over the Internet. These aren’t the kinds of targeted tests doctors order for patients at high risk for a given disease connected to one or more well-known mutations. They’re one-size-fits all tests that can cost thousands of dollars and make a range of sweeping promises from predicting disease risk to describing ancestry.

Wall Street Journal Health Blog

December 3rd

Andy Williams is 80. Williams headlined at Caesar’s Palace when it opened in 1966. That is, he was once a very big star.

Ozzy Osbourne is 59.

Daryl Hannah is 47 today. So is Julianne Moore. Together they have four Oscar nominations, two for leading actress and two for supporting actress. All are Moore’s, of course.

Brendan Fraser is 39.

George B. McClellan was born on this date in 1826. McClellan was the commander of Union forces in the east during much of the first two years of the War of the Rebellion. He loved to organize and feared to fight. McClellan was the unsuccessful Democratic candidate for President in 1864, receiving 21 to Lincoln’s 212 electoral votes. For his unabashed hubris, McClellan rates right up there as one of the great asses of American history.

Jozef Teodor Konrad Korzeniowski was born on this date in 1857. Born in the Ukraine of Polish descent, Joseph Conrad learned English in the British merchant marine in his twenties. He began writing in the 1890s and published his first novel, Almayer’s Folly, in 1895. Lord Jim (1900) and Heart of Darkness (1902) are his most famous works. The Writer’s Almanac has more about Conrad.

The first human heart transplant took place in Cape Town, South Africa, on this date 40 years ago (1967). The patient, Lewis Washkansky, survived 18 days before he died from double pneumonia, a result of anti-rejection drugs suppressing his immune system.

Ballet blogging

Live blogging from the New Mexico Symphony Orchestra and New Mexico Ballet Company production of The Nutcracker.

Just because I can and so you’ll know I’m a multi-dimensional guy interested in more than football and politics.

Update: The first act was delightful.

Just for fun

Jeff Sagarin’s computer says the top 10 today are:

1 Oklahoma (11-2)
2 Ohio State (11-1)
3 Kansas (11-1)
4 Florida (9-3)
5 Virginia Tech (11-2)
6 LSU (11-2)
7 West Virginia (10-2)
8 Southern California (10-2)
9 Missouri (11-2)
10 Georgia (10-2)

However, the Sagarin ranking the BCS uses (which is part of Sagarin’s larger set) ranks the teams:

1 Virginia Tech
2 LSU
3 Oklahoma
4 Ohio State
5 Kansas
6 Missouri
7 Georgia
8 Hawaii
9 USC
10 Boston College

Best New York lines of the day, so far

Teen: Iced cappuccino, please.

Middle-aged tourist: Aren’t you a little young for that much caffeine, sweetie?

Teen: Uhhh, I’m from New York — there was caffeine in my breast milk.

Middle-aged tourist: Oh! You’re from here! Well… Could you give me directions to–

Teen: –Don’t you people have maps for that kind of thing?

–Bread Factory, 785 Lexington

Girl, about smoking preggers passerby: That’s disgusting. How could any woman nowadays still smoke knowing that they’re pregnant?

Mother, taking drag from her own cigarette: Good thing you were adopted.

Overheard in New York

Most obnoxious

If you’ve been watching much college football, as have I — no really — then you are probably very tired of certain commercials.

For example, the Dr. Pepper commercial with the dancing football player who dives off the goal posts. Cute the first hundred times, but stop already.

Or even worse, the Dr. Pepper commercial with all the sweets — candy, ice cream, pie, cupcakes — substituting for Dr. Pepper. Could they possibly make a soft drink seem less appealing?

I’m a little tired of Durwood and his buddies chasing after Bobby Bowden, too. Again, funny — hilarious even — the first few times, but annoying now. Why would Allstate insure that guy? I wouldn’t want to pay premiums to help cover him.

Even the AFLAC duck is getting on my nerves.

Any others?

BCS

My heart says the only undefeated eligible team should go to the national championship game, otherwise why have a regular season?

But no one is going to “vote” Hawaii into the championship, so who’s left?

Ohio State I suppose. They’ll lose once there, and it’s always fun to laugh at the Big 10 in bowl games, so there is the sentimental factor.

And Louisiana State. LSU would be undefeated (11-0-2) if this season had been played as in old without a tie-breaker. Furthermore, LSU won its conference championship with its starting quarterback hurt. That’s quite an achievement — just ask USC, Oregon, Oklahoma and West Virginia what can happen when the starting QB can’t play.

Ohio State vs. LSU — and LSU will win by at least ten.

By the way, a generation ago college teams played ten regular season games and a few played an eleventh game in a bowl. Now teams play 12 regular season games, some play in a conference championship, and many (too many) play in a bowl game. The season is more than a quarter longer than it used to be. I never hear this mentioned when so-and-so breaks some old record for rushing or TD passes completed in a season. Where’s the Roger Maris asterisk?

And, if you’ve been watching you may have seen the run down of the 25 Greatest Players In College Football. All but the last two spots have been announced — they’re being saved for broadcast during the Rose Bowl. By process of elimination we figured the best players who haven’t made made it to the top 25 so far are Red Grange and Barry Sanders.

Unless you think O.J. Simpson would be number one or two.

[At the time this was posted, ESPN hadn’t posted the names of all-time players numbers 3, 4 and 5. They are Herschel Walker (Georgia), Doak Walker (SMU) and Sammy Baugh (TCU).]