February 22nd

Today is the birthday

Sparky Anderson Plaque… of Don Pardo. The original “Jeopardy!” and “Saturday Night Live” announcer is 90.

… of Senator Edward Kennedy. He’s 76.

… of Sparky Anderson. The baseball hall-of-fame manager is 74.

… of Julius Erving. Dr. J is 58.

… of Kyle MacLachlan. The actor is 49.

… of Vijay Singh. He’s 45.

Peter Hurd

… of Drew Barrymore. The actress is 33.

… of James Blunt, 31.

Artist Peter Hurd was born in Roswell, New Mexico, on this date in 1904. That’s his watercolor, “The Winos.”

American poets James Russell Lowell and Edna St. Vincent Millay were born on this date; Lowell in 1819 and Millay in 1892.

Edna St. Vincent Millay was a terse and moving spokesman during the Twenties, the Thirties and the Forties. She was an idol of the younger generation during the glorious early days of Greenwich Village when she wrote, what critics termed a frivolous but widely know poem which ended:

My candle burns at both ends, It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends, It gives a lovely light!

All critics agreed, however, that Greenwich Village and Vassar, plus a gypsy childhood on the rocky coast of Maine, produced one of the greatest American poets of her time. (The New York Times)

Rembrandt Peale George Washington

Rembrandt Peale was born on this date in 1778. His brothers were named Raphael, Rubens and Titian. Son of portrait-painter Charles Wilson Peale, Rembrandt Peale is known primarily for his many renditions of George Washington. Most are based on his most famous work, this portrait of Washington from 1795 (click to view larger version). Rembrandt Peale also painted a classic portrait of Thomas Jefferson.

Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter, should have been 46 today.

Best line of the night, so far

3. Did McCain actually do anything wrong?

Depends how you define the word “wrong.”

Newsweek, which answers:

For now, whether you think McCain did anything wrong depends largely on whether you believe he should be held to the standards of “politics as usual”–or whether he should be held to the standards he sets for himself.

There’s a good rundown of what the fuss is all about.

Dis ‘n dat

From time-to-time NewMexiKen has linked to mental_floss quizzes, the most recent just yesterday. Some of these quizzes are pretty difficult. I have a subscription to their magazine (thank you again Nora and Jason) and browsing through the letters to the editor I learned just how difficult. Last December they had a quiz about discontinued Ben & Jerry’s flavors. According to a letter, Jerry got just 8 of 10 correct.

More than a thousand page views yesterday (not counting feed readers) but just 12 votes for the day’s Oscar poll.

You will remember that Albuquerque’s Mayor Marty ordered the red light cameras off last week when the legislature passed a bill removing all profit from the city. He was, I guess, trying to bluff the governor in hopes of getting him to veto the bill. Yesterday the mayor ordered the program back on again citing the increase in infractions — and probably because the city council was threatening to overturn him. According to a local political reporter when the mayor “was asked about settling his differences with the Guv,” the mayor “said, ‘He’s got my cell number.'” He’s got your number all right.

Some snow overnight here at Casa NewMexiKen. Covered the bushes and trees, but not the pavement. The temp is above freezing. I haven’t seen any awesome photos of last night’s eclipse yet. If you see any, let me know.

I briefly posted an item yesterday about Lindsay Lohan’s photo shoot to see if I could generate a bunch of Google traffic, but after a few minutes I thought better of it. Just rely on the old standbys I thought — you know, Omarosa.

Some blogger swiped a photo of one of The Sweeties® to illustrate a post about a child spilling ice cream onto the court during an NBA game. I guess this guy was never a kid himself. Anyway, he gave the photo no credit and is using my bandwidth to post it. But, after consulting with the mom, I figured c’est la vie. I wonder if he even knows I know.

More codgerisms

How about that John McCain, though? What do you think of John McCain? I knew he could count on you. He looks like the guy in front of you at the movies whose wife has to repeat everything, doesn’t he a little bit? He looks like the guy who has to always be told something is on his chin. He looks like the guy who still has a rotary phone. He looks like the guy who backed over his own mailbox. He looks like the guy whose sweater is always misbuttoned – you know that guy? He looks like the guy that always tells you he’s 72 years young. He looks like the guy who’s bragged that oatmeal has lowered his cholesterol. He looks like the guy who should be co-hosting with Kelly Ripa.

— David Letterman

Oscars 2008 — Best Actress

Today is the third in NewMexiKen’s five polls leading up to Sunday’s Oscar presentations. Like the previous polls, this poll will run for one day (until Friday morning).

You are being asked to pick who you think will win. You do not have to have seen the movies to make a pick (I’ve seen three of these performances).

[POLL REMOVED. BEING CONSOLIDATED ON ONE PAGE.]

As this is written there have been 12 votes in the poll for Best Supporting Actress.

  • Ruby Dee, “American Gangster” has six
  • Saoirse Ronan, “Atonement” and Tilda Swinton, “Michael Clayton” have two each
  • Cate Blanchett, “I’m Not There” and Amy Ryan, “Gone Baby Gone” have one each

And, as this is written, there have been 17 votes for Best Supporting Actor.

  • Javier Bardem, “No Country for Old Men” received 12
  • Philip Seymour Hoffman, “Charlie Wilson’s War” and Tom Wilkinson, “Michael Clayton” each received two
  • Hal Holbrook, “Into The Wild” received one
  • Casey Affleck, “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford” received no votes

It’s called a web for a reason

After yesterday’s New York Times piece reporting rumors of an alleged affair between John McCain and lobbyist Vicki Iseman, her firm Alcalde & Fay, pulled her bio off their Web site.

Of course, the Web doesn’t work quite that way, so you can check out a cached version over at the Internet Archive.

Election Geek Blog

Not that Ms. Iseman’s bio is worth your time, but it’s still amazing what people don’t understand about the internets.

The power of prayer

I guess Huckabee has been saying his prayers, eh?

Meanwhile, Obama can do no wrong.

DALLAS – It’s probably safe to say that you have arrived as a politician when your audience applauds when you blow your nose.

Yes, just a day before a debate in Texas, Sen. Barack Obama has a head cold.

And about a half-hour into a speech here, the Illinois Democrat announced that he had to take a quick break. “Gotta blow my nose here for a second,” Obama said.

Out came a Kleenex (or perhaps it was a hankie), and he wiped his nose.

The near-capacity audience at the Reunion Arena, which his campaign said totaled 17,000, broke out in a slightly awkward applause.

The Swamp

February 21st

Today is the birthday

… of Blanche Elizabeth Hollingsworth Devereaux. Rue McClanahan is 74 today.

… of Mary Beth Lacey. Tyne Daly is 62.

… of Anthony Daniels. 3CPO is 62.

… of Alan Rickman. Professor Snape is 62.

… of Patricia Nixon Cox. The former first daughter is 62.

… of Frasier Crane. Kelsey Grammer is 53 today.

… of Mary Chapin Carpenter. Celebrating, and one hopes, feeling lucky, she’s 50 today.

… of Ellen Page. The Oscar nominee is 21.

Erma Bombeck was born on this date in 1927. According to The Writer’s Almanac:

[Bombeck] became famous for her humor column called “At Wits End”, about the daily madness of being a housewife. She knew she wanted to be a journalist from the eighth grade, and she had a humor column in her high school newspaper. She got a job at the Dayton Journal-Herald writing obituaries and features for the women’s page, but when she married a sportswriter there, she chose to quit her job and stay home with the kids. She spent a decade as a fulltime mother, and then in 1964 she decided she had to start writing again or she would go crazy. She said, “I was thirty-seven, too old for a paper route, too young for social security, and too tired for an affair.”

She got a column at a small Ohio paper and wrote about the daily trials and tribulations of the average housewife. Within a few years, she was one of the most popular humor columnists in America.

NewMexiKen thought Bombeck funniest when she really was a a full-time mom. When she became rich and famous the humor often seemed more contrived and strained. But then I’d rather be rich and famous than funny, too.

Anaïs Nin was born on this date in 1903. I almost passed over Nin but figured if she was good enough for a Jewel song she was good enough for NewMexiKen.

The great classical guitarist Andrés Segovia was born on this date in 1893. This from his obituary in The New York Times in 1987.

The guitarist himself summed up his life’s goals in an interview with The New York Times when he was 75 years old: ”First, to redeem my guitar from the flamenco and all those other things. Second, to create a repertory – you know that almost all the good composers of our time have written works for the guitar through me and even for my pupils. Third, I wanted to create a public for the guitar. Now, I fill the biggest halls in all the countries, and at least a third of the audience is young – I am very glad to steal them from the Beatles. Fourth, I was determined to win the guitar a respected place in the great music schools along with the piano, the violin and other concert instruments.”

The Washington Monument was dedicated on this date in 1885. Malcolm X was shot and killed on this date in 1965.

Total Lunar Eclipse Tonight

On Wednesday evening, February 20th, the full Moon over the Americas will turn a delightful shade of red and possibly turquoise, too. It’s a total lunar eclipse—the last one until Dec. 2010.

The Sun goes down. The Moon comes up. You go out and look at the sky. Observing the eclipse is that easy. Maximum eclipse, and maximum beauty, occurs at 10:26 pm EST (7:26 pm PST).

NASA

[Reposted from yesterday.]

Duke City Perks

The movie, “Love Ranch” directed by Taylor Hackford, starring Helen Mirren and Joe Pesci, is hosting a free boxing event on Monday February 25 at Tingley Coliseum on the Expo New Mexico grounds. Doors open at 7 am. Come early as seating may be limited. Step back into the 70s, catch Hollywood’s eye and be part of the filming. Come looking your 70s best. Special prizes will be awarded for best 70s hair, best 70s wardrobe and best 70s car. The boxing event will consist of three bouts over a 12-hour period starting at 8 am. Willy Villanueva will headline against Lorenzo Estrada, Archie Ray Marquez against Ceasar Valenzuela and a final bout with Joe Cruz against Jose Garcia. “Love Ranch” will be filming a staged boxing match at the same time, with stars Sergio Peris-Mencheta and Bo Brown as they face off in a climatic scene with Joe Pesci and Helen Mirren. Those in attendance will be part of the filming.

Albuquerque City News

“‘Love Ranch’ is a fictional story that draws on many truths about Nevada’s extremely successful Brothel Industry. Charlie & Grace Bontempo (Joe Pesci & Helen Mirren) are a husband/wife team who own and run one of Nevada’s first legalized brothel ranches.”

Forecast: Ugly with increasing ugliness until November

So the question isn’t whether Obama will be relentlessly pelted by the sprawling appendages of the Right-wing edifice and its media allies with the most grotesque, bottom-feeding, substance-free, personality-based attacks. Of course he will be — ones as ugly as, if not uglier than, anything we’ve seen yet.

Up until now, Obama has received relatively sympathetic treatment from the two-headed right-wing/media monster because he’s been the anti-Hillary, and hatred for her resulted in affection (or at least restraint) towards him. Once he’s no longer the anti-Hillary, but instead becomes the only thing standing between John McCain/GOP power and the White House, he’s going to be the target of all of that bile and much, much more. As the Right begins to believe that he very well might be the enemy this Fall, and they thus pressure the media to begin its attacks, this week one got a small glimpse — a tiny fraction — of what is to come.

Glenn Greenwald

And, as Greenwald reminds us:

What our political establishment relies on more than anything else is keeping Americans distracted away from what they are really doing and focused instead on how Mike Dukakis looks in a helmet and whether he’d want to murder his wife’s rapist; on blue dresses and penile spots; on the inspiration for Love Story and who invented the Internet; on how John Kerry looks in windsurfing tights, on how manly George Bush’s brush-clearing is, and whether Nancy Pelosi’s scarf-wearing means she loves the Terrorists. That’s how our Beltway culture remains indescribably broken and corrupt without much protest or backlash.

Winning streak

Obama’s ten consecutive victories since Super Tuesday.

Louisiana: +21
Nebraska: +36
Washington: +37
Maine: +19
Virgin Islands: +82
DC: +51
Maryland: +23
Virginia: +29
Wisconsin: +17
Hawaii: +52

Look at those numbers. We’ve got white states, we’ve got “black” states. We’ve got southern states. We’ve got western states. We’ve got northern states. We’ve got cheeseheads. We’ve got caucuses. We’ve got primaries. We’ve got rich states. We’ve got working class states. We’ve got Blue states. We have Red States. (We’ve got the start of a Doctor Seuss rhyme here…)

You know what we don’t have? A single close contest.

kos, who thinks it’s over and only wants the race to continue to strengthen the party in Ohio, Texas and maybe Pennsylvania (the next primaries).

A whole lotta lines

How about this John McCain? Whoa! My gosh. Doesn’t he look like the old guy at the barber shop?

McCain looks kind of like a Wal-Mart greeter.

McCain is the guy who is always early for the early bird special, that’s what he looks like.

McCain — he looks like a mall walker, ladies and gentlemen.

McCain looks like the guy at the supermarket who is confused by the automatic doors.

McCain looks like the uncle who pretends to remove his thumb.

David Letterman (who’s 60 himself)

Big Retail Chains Dun Mere Suspects in Theft

The Wall Street Journal has a fascinating and harrowing article about stores pursuing “suspected” shoplifters with civil actions — some of which amount to little more than extortion — when criminal charges can’t be brought. The article, which every shopper should read, begins:

After Miami handyman Glenn Rudge was accused of shoplifting an $8 set of drill bits at Home Depot, he thought he’d settled the matter when he showed his receipt to prosecutors and they dropped the charge.

But a few weeks later, a law firm hired by Home Depot began sending him letters demanding first $3,000, then a total of $6,000, implying he’d be sued if he didn’t pay it.

In an escalating battle against theft, retailers are going after anyone suspected of shoplifting, turning over their names to lawyers and collection firms, who pursue the suspects for stiff penalties and split the take with the retailer.