Al Franken is 58. Mr. T is 57. Judge Reinhold is 52.
Leo Sayer is 61. I wonder if he feels like dancing.
Thomas “Fats” Waller was born on this date in 1904. His most famous composition was “Ain’t Misbehavin'”
Al Franken is 58. Mr. T is 57. Judge Reinhold is 52.
Leo Sayer is 61. I wonder if he feels like dancing.
Thomas “Fats” Waller was born on this date in 1904. His most famous composition was “Ain’t Misbehavin'”
Five-year-old Sofie: Mommy – BIG problem.
Mommy: What?
Sofie: We don’t even have a dog house.
Mommy: We don’t even have a dog.
Sofie: That’s a much bigger problem.
“Newspapers are an important part of our lives, not to read, of course, but, when you’re moving you can’t wrap your dishes in a blog.”
Stephen Colbert
The credit card reform bill just passed by Congress includes tough new provisions that will legally ban some of the most egregious behavior by banks. But as in all such laws, the devil is in the details.
There’s already some confusion about what the Credit Card Accountability Responsibility and Disclosure Act does and doesn’t require.
The Red Tape Chronicles has the essential facts.
Michael Lewis reviews The Snowball: Warren Buffett and the Business of Life. An excellent and telling review.
“The life expectancy for former NFL players is 20 years lower than it is for the general public.”
From Bill Simmons: A back-and-forth with best-selling author Malcolm Gladwell.
An intelligent exchange that includes talk of Larry Holmes, Nick Faldo, Tiger, Michael, Jennifer Anniston, the press (basketball), etc. Good stuff.
Best line: “You can become great without the help of someone else, but you can’t stay great without someone pushing you. Golf excepted, of course.”
And: “And in any case, if the reverse-order draft is such a great leveler, then why are the same teams at the bottom of both the NFL and NBA year after year? The current system perpetuates the myth that access to top picks is the primary determinant of competitiveness in pro sports, and that’s simply not true. Success is a function of the quality of the organization.”
Bill Simmons: A back-and-forth with best-selling author Malcolm Gladwell.
Elise, a frequent contributor to these pages as a commenter, has begun to blog again at SinPantalones.
James Stewart was born 101 years ago today. Stewart received five best actor Oscar nominations in his long career, but won only for The Philadelphia Story in 1941.
Joe Cocker is 65. Timothy Olyphant is scowling at being 41.
Cher is 63.
Dolley Madison was born on May 20th in 1768.
Charles Lindbergh departed Long Island for Paris 82 years ago today.
Amelia Earhart took off from Newfoundland for Ireland on May 20th in 1932, the first woman to solo the Atlantic.
President Abraham Lincoln signed the Homestead Act on May 20, 1862. The act provided settlers with 160 acres of surveyed public land after payment of a filing fee and five years of continuous residence. Designed to spur Western migration, the Homestead Act culminated a twenty-year battle to distribute public lands to citizens willing to farm. Concerned that free land would lower property values and reduce the cheap labor supply, Northern businessmen opposed the act. Unlikely allies, Southerners feared homesteaders would add their voices to the call for abolition of slavery. With Southerners out of the picture in 1862, the legislation finally passed.
The National Park Service provides some additional background.
People interested in Homesteading first had to file their intentions at the nearest Land Office. A brief check for previous ownership claims was made for the plot of land in question, usually described by its survey coordinates. The prospective homesteader paid a filing fee of $10 to claim the land temporarily, as well as a $2 commission to the land agent.
With application and receipt in hand, the homesteader then returned to the land to begin the process of building a home and farming the land, both requirements for “proving” up at the end of five years. When all requirements had been completed and the homesteader was ready the take legal possession, the homesteader found two neighbors or friends willing to vouch for the truth of his or her statements about the land’s improvements and sign the “proof” document.
After successful completion of this final form and payment of a $6 fee, the homesteader received the patent for the land, signed with the name of the current President of the United States. This paper was often proudly displayed on a cabin wall and represented the culmination of hard work and determination.
Best of all, Avelino Maestas was born on May 20. The possibility of a future national holiday is up to you, Ave.
I’m so 3008
You so 2000 and late
Black Eyed Peas
Official Older Daughter Jill reports:
Mack had his return visit to the dentist today. He had his filling replaced and, apparently, while she was in there, the dentist saw something on the tooth next to the filling that she didn’t like. So she “opened” that one and put a little filling or coating in there, too.
Mack was very concerned with being numbed up. Last time he chewed up the inside of his cheek while numb, and hurt for days. So, according to the dentist, he asked to skip the numbing agent. She told him she was dubious, but would give it a try. But if he moved around she would numb it up.
Apparently he held perfectly still. Even the dentist, a kind of grumpy person, was impressed that he had two fillings with no numbing.
Nothing like a little pioneer dentistry.
Afterward Mack competed in a track meet, taking 18 seconds off his previous best in the mile (1600 meters actually), down to 7:13. He also had a personal record 7-6 in the long jump.
Aidan and Kiley also competed in the 100, and Aidan in the 400 and long jump (he made it to the pit!).
Galactic Center of Milky Way Rises over Texas Star Party from William Castleman on Vimeo.
Don’t give up on this too soon. Wait for it.

Saturday 9:15AM, leave for the soccer complex for 9:45 game. Any delay in traffic will mean that 5-year-old Aidan runs directly from the car to the kickoff. He scored four goals — down from six the previous week, but one chance was taken off his toe as he was about to shoot — by a teammate.

Saturday Noon, 3-year-old Alex’s game begins. His socks and his shorts meet, so it’s not clear Alex even has knees, but he scores a spectacular goal.
Saturday 1:45PM, 8-year-old Mack’s soccer match. He scores and plays some fantastic D in a losing effort.
Sunday 8AM, Mack runs a mile cross country race and takes first overall despite having to do the limbo along the way. Not quite sure why they thought the limbo added anything to a mile run, but it was a fun event. (Two types of people show up for rainy, cool, Sunday morning runs — those that run and socialize and those that just run. The two groups often appear to be of an entirely different species.)

Sunday 10AM, 6-year-old quarterback Kiley and defender Aidan play flag football. The team wins its third game (no losses) despite having basically just one play, Ethan down the sidelines. Ethan performs this play very, very well.
Sunday 1:45PM, Mack plays flag football, at quarterback and on defense. Not having an Ethan-like runner, this team relies mostly on passes, several of which are intercepted as smaller quicker defenders snag the ball as it’s dropped by the receiver. Highlight of game — other than the pure joy of watching kids learn and perform — is having the other team penalized two or three times for guarding their flags on long runs.
Meanwhile, Aidan and Kiley are at the pool where Aidan, who is a self-taught swimmer, swims 25 meters in under 40 seconds. Kiley also makes this summer’s club swim team on the strength of her kick.
Mack’s swim practice comes later — he spent the time after football and before swimming shooting hoops across the street.
Grandpa was exhausted.
Meanwhile, elsewhere, Sweetie Sofie relaxes with the Sunday New York Times Magazine after her swim lessons.

… if they were like this.
The Quad Countdown ranks the New Mexico Lobos 106th of 120 Division I Football Bowl Schools for the upcoming season. Sad, but likely true.
I have just extended the web hosting service for three more months, so I guess there may be an occasional reason for you to drop by (if I ever get back in gear from my visit with 5/6ths of The Sweeties these past 10 days).
Ask the pilot discusses airline communication.
Millions of people, we know, are anxious fliers. This is the insurmountable result of human nature as much as anything else; all the statistics and straight talk in the world won’t overcome a certain, perfectly understandable reluctance toward racing through the air in giant metal tubes filled with explosive fuel. But clearly the airlines, as lazy and ineffective communicators, have made a difficult situation worse.
“All morning, [Senator Lindsey] Graham clings to the argument that he believes in the rule of law. And as he does so, he explains that the lawbreaking that happened with respect to torture: a) wasn’t lawbreaking, b) was justifiable lawbreaking, c) was lawbreaking done with the complicity of congressional Democrats, d) doesn’t matter because al-Qaida is terrible, or e) wouldn’t be lawbreaking if the Spanish police were doing it.”
Good stuff today I thought from The Pioneer Woman — on ranch life here and here and on photography here.
I liked Timothy Egan’s essay about Justice Souter.
States with the highest foreclosure rates in April were Nevada, Florida, California, Arizona, Idaho, Utah, Georgia, Illinois, Colorado and Ohio.
Rate means number of foreclosures per thousand households. Nationwide, one in every 374 households received a foreclosure notice in April. It was one in every 68 in Nevada, 135 in Florida, 138 in California and 164 in Arizona.
One in every 1,209 households in New Mexico received a foreclosure notice in April (the state was 33rd).
There were 342,038 notices nationwide last month.
“Our editors put their stamp of approval on the 100 best-ever albums from the ever-changing world of jazz.”
1. The Shape Of Jazz To Come by Ornette Coleman
2. A Love Supreme by John Coltrane
3. Bird And Diz by Dizzy Gillespie
4. Kind Of Blue by Miles Davis
5. Ella and Louis by Ella Fitzgerald
Also —
• 100 Greatest Debut Albums of All Time
• 100 Greatest Romantic Albums of All Time
• 100 Greatest Singer-Songwriter Albums of All Time
• 100 Greatest Indie Rock Albums of All Time
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I’m away until next week.
David Pogue says Verizon has a card-sized device coming out later in May that uses its 3G network to provide Wi-Fi for up to five users at about 1.5 Mbps for $60 a month. Mi-Fi.