O.J.’s cruise down the freeway in the white Bronco was 15 years ago today.
Best McCain-Palin lines of last night
McCain announced today that he bought a hybrid car. Apparently, McCain thinks a hybrid car is one that has A.M. and F.M. radio. — Conan O’Brien
Hi, everyone. I’m Jimmy, I’m the host of the show. Before we go any further, I want to just take a minute to apologize for some jokes I’m planning to make about the Palin family tonight. They are in extremely poor taste and I know that I will regret saying them. — Jimmy Kimmel
Thank you very much. Welcome to the “Late Show”, ladies and gentlemen. Now, when I call your name, please come forward and pick up your apology. — David Letterman
John McCain said on his Twitter feed, on Monday, that he’s buying a brand new Ford Fusion Hybrid. A year ago, McCain didn’t use a computer. Now he’s on Twitter and buying a hybrid. What’s going on? I think he’s like Benjamin Button. He’ll be a cute little baby. — Jimmy Fallon
Provocative paragraph of the day
I once met a celebrated psychiatrist who told me how he picked up his daughter every morning at his former wife’s house and took the little girl—I think she was 10—to breakfast. He said it was the high point of his day. “What do you talk about?” I asked. “We talk about what we’d do if we won the lottery.” “Every day?” Yes, pretty much every day: there had already been an entire year of lottery-winner talk, and there was apparently more to come. At the time, I thought the guy, smart as he was, was implanting some questionable values. But later I changed my mind. What better way for a young girl—and her father too—to figure out who they might be than by figuring out what they would want if they could have anything at all? Psychoanalysis is generally the analysis of suppressed desires, but it might make some progress by taking overt desires seriously too.
UVa Professor Mark Edmundson in an excellent and most readable essay on the bores in life. Good stuff, if a little long-winded (appropriately enough).
Thanks to Veronica for the pointer.
They’re going to have to move
… those spontaneous Palin protests from outside the Ed Sullivan Theater to the offices of The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.
How many of these have you read?
Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
Hamlet by William Shakespeare
The Great Gatsby F. Scott Fitzgerald
In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust
The Stories of Anton Chekhov by Anton Chekhov
Middlemarch by George Eliot
The above is the consensus top 10 greatest books of all time from J. Peder Zane’s The Top Ten: Writers Pick Their Favorite Books.
Another list of best 20th century novels
This list was made by the Radcliffe Publishing Course, long considered the top course in preparing people for work in publishing. It was made at the request of the Modern Library to increase the discussion.
BTW, the Modern Library list (provided in the earlier post) was quite controversial from the beginning.
Writing in … The New Yorker, Mr. Styron said he ”cheerfully” assented to the view that the Modern Library’s final list was ”weird” and that it displayed a ”generally oppressive stodginess.” He also acknowledged that the panel of judges that made the selection was ”entirely white, predominately male and somewhat doddering.” Mr. Schlesinger had calculated their average age at 69.
Styron explained that the top books weren’t necessarily regarded as the best, rather they were just the novels all of the judges agreed should be included somewhere on the list.
Here’s the other list, the Radcliffe list. Its judges were mostly in their twenties, a majority were female, and not all were white.
- The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
- The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
- The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
- To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
- The Color Purple by Alice Walker
- Ulysses by James Joyce
- Beloved by Toni Morrison
- The Lord of the Flies by William Golding
- 1984 by George Orwell
- The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner
- Lolita by Vladmir Nabokov
- Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
- Charlotte’s Web by E.B. White
- A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
- Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
- Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
- Animal Farm by George Orwell
- The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway
- As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
- A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway
- Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
- Winnie-the-Pooh by A.A. Milne
- Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston
- Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison
- Song of Solomon by Toni Morrison
- Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
- Native Son by Richard Wright
- One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest by Ken Kesey
- Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
- For Whom the Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemingway
- On the Road by Jack Kerouac
- The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway
- The Call of the Wild by Jack London
- To the Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf
- Portrait of a Lady by Henry James
- Go Tell it on the Mountain by James Baldwin
- The World According to Garp by John Irving
- All the King’s Men by Robert Penn Warren
- A Room with a View by E.M. Forster
- The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien
- Schindler’s List by Thomas Keneally
- The Age of Innocence by Edith Wharton
- The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand
- Finnegans Wake by James Joyce
- The Jungle by Upton Sinclair
- Mrs. Dalloway by Virginia Woolf
- The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum
- Lady Chatterley’s Lover by D.H. Lawrence
- A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
- The Awakening by Kate Chopin
- My Antonia by Willa Cather
- Howards End by E.M. Forster
- In Cold Blood by Truman Capote
- Franny and Zooey by J.D. Salinger
- The Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie
- Jazz by Toni Morrison
- Sophie’s Choice by William Styron
- Absalom, Absalom! by William Faulkner
- A Passage to India by E.M. Forster
- Ethan Frome by Edith Wharton
- A Good Man Is Hard to Find by Flannery O’Connor
- Tender Is the Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald
- Orlando by Virginia Woolf
- Sons and Lovers by D.H. Lawrence
- Bonfire of the Vanities by Tom Wolfe
- Cat’s Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
- A Separate Peace by John Knowles
- Light in August by William Faulkner
- The Wings of the Dove by Henry James
- Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe
- Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier
- A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
- Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs
- Brideshead Revisited by Evelyn Waugh
- Women in Love by D.H. Lawrence
- Look Homeward, Angel by Thomas Wolfe
- In Our Time by Ernest Hemingway
- The Autobiography of Alice B. Tokias by Gertrude Stein
- The Maltese Falcon by Dashiell Hammett
- The Naked and the Dead by Norman Mailer
- Wide Sargasso Sea by Jean Rhys
- White Noise by Don DeLillo
- O Pioneers! by Willa Cather
- Tropic of Cancer by Henry Miller
- The War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells
- Lord Jim by Joseph Conrad
- The Bostonians by Henry James
- An American Tragedy by Theodore Dreiser
- Death Comes for the Archbishop by Willa Cather
- The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame
- This Side of Paradise by F. Scott Fitzgerald
- Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand
- The French Lieutenant’s Woman by John Fowles
- Babbitt by Sinclair Lewis
- Kim by Rudyard Kipling
- The Beautiful and the Damned by F. Scott Fitzgerald
- Rabbit, Run by John Updike
- Where Angels Fear to Tread by E.M. Forster
- Main Street by Sinclair Lewis
- Midnight’s Children by Salman Rushdie
Decisions, decisions, decisions
I hate having to decide.
For example, this evening (now) should I have cheese, crackers and a glass of nicely chilled Chardonnay, or should I have chips, salsa and a Margarita?
Sometimes decisions like these just leave me paralyzed and I do without.
Other times I have cheese, crackers and Chardonnay, AND chips, salsa and a Margarita.
But which should I have first?
Doh!
The latest celebrity voice available for download to a TomTom portable GPS device is that of the patriarch of the long-running The Simpsons television show, Homer. Commemorating the animated program’s 20th anniversary, Homer can bring some levity to navigation, with his signature sayings, wit, and laughter.
More than just speaking the directions, Homer will interject his own food-driven commentary. For example, “Take the third right. We might find an ice cream truck! Mmm…ice cream.”
$12.95 for the voice (in addition to the TomTom, of course).
Happy Bloomsday
In 1998, the Modern Library polled its editors and produced a list of the 100 best English-language novels of the 20th century. Number one, as you can see, was Ulysses by James Joyce, a novel set on one day, June 16, 1904. Hence, Bloomsday in honor of the novel’s protagonist, Leopold Bloom. The day is widely celebrated with readings, pub crawls and other good times.
- ULYSSES by James Joyce
- THE GREAT GATSBY by F. Scott Fitzgerald
- A PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST AS A YOUNG MAN by James Joyce
- LOLITA by Vladimir Nabokov
- BRAVE NEW WORLD by Aldous Huxley
- THE SOUND AND THE FURY by William Faulkner
- CATCH-22
- DARKNESS AT NOON by Arthur Koestler
- SONS AND LOVERS by D.H. Lawrence
- THE GRAPES OF WRATH by John Steinbeck
- UNDER THE VOLCANO by Malcolm Lowry
- THE WAY OF ALL FLESH by Samuel Butler
- 1984 by George Orwell
- I, CLAUDIUS by Robert Graves
- TO THE LIGHTHOUSE by Virginia Woolf
- AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY by Theodore Dreiser
- THE HEART IS A LONELY HUNTER by Carson McCullers
- SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE by Kurt Vonnegut
- INVISIBLE MAN by Ralph Ellison
- NATIVE SON by Richard Wright
- HENDERSON THE RAIN KING by Saul Bellow
- APPOINTMENT IN SAMARRA by John O’Hara
- U.S.A. (trilogy) by John Dos Passos
- WINESBURG, OHIO by Sherwood Anderson
- A PASSAGE TO INDIA by E.M. Forster
- THE WINGS OF THE DOVE by Henry James
- THE AMBASSADORS by Henry James
- TENDER IS THE NIGHT by F. Scott Fitzgerald
- THE STUDS LONIGAN TRILOGY by James T. Farrell
- THE GOOD SOLDIER by Ford Madox Ford
- ANIMAL FARM by George Orwell
- THE GOLDEN BOWL by Henry James
- SISTER CARRIE by Theodore Dreiser
- A HANDFUL OF DUST by Evelyn Waugh
- AS I LAY DYING by William Faulkner
- ALL THE KING’S MEN by Robert Penn Warren
- THE BRIDGE OF SAN LUIS REY by Thornton Wilder
- HOWARDS END by E.M. Forster
- GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN by James Baldwin
- THE HEART OF THE MATTER by Graham Greene
- LORD OF THE FLIES by William Golding
- DELIVERANCE by James Dickey
- A DANCE TO THE MUSIC OF TIME (series) by Anthony Powell
- POINT COUNTER POINT by Aldous Huxley
- THE SUN ALSO RISES by Ernest Hemingway
- THE SECRET AGENT by Joseph Conrad
- NOSTROMO by Joseph Conrad
- THE RAINBOW by D.H. Lawrence
- WOMEN IN LOVE by D.H. Lawrence
- TROPIC OF CANCER by Henry Miller
- THE NAKED AND THE DEAD by Norman Mailer
- PORTNOY’S COMPLAINT by Philip Roth
- PALE FIRE by Vladimir Nabokov
- LIGHT IN AUGUST by William Faulkner
- ON THE ROAD by Jack Kerouac
- THE MALTESE FALCON by Dashiell Hammett
- PARADE’S END by Ford Madox Ford
- THE AGE OF INNOCENCE by Edith Wharton
- ZULEIKA DOBSON by Max Beerbohm
- THE MOVIEGOER by Walker Percy
- DEATH COMES FOR THE ARCHBISHOP by Willa Cather
- FROM HERE TO ETERNITY by James Jones
- THE WAPSHOT CHRONICLES by John Cheever
- THE CATCHER IN THE RYE by J.D. Salinger
- A CLOCKWORK ORANGE by Anthony Burgess
- OF HUMAN BONDAGE by W. Somerset Maugham
- HEART OF DARKNESS by Joseph Conrad
- MAIN STREET by Sinclair Lewis
- THE HOUSE OF MIRTH by Edith Wharton
- THE ALEXANDRIA QUARTET by Lawrence Durell
- A HIGH WIND IN JAMAICA by Richard Hughes
- A HOUSE FOR MR BISWAS by V.S. Naipaul
- THE DAY OF THE LOCUST by Nathanael West
- A FAREWELL TO ARMS by Ernest Hemingway
- SCOOP by Evelyn Waugh
- THE PRIME OF MISS JEAN BRODIE by Muriel Spark
- FINNEGANS WAKE by James Joyce
- KIM by Rudyard Kipling
- A ROOM WITH A VIEW by E.M. Forster
- BRIDESHEAD REVISITED by Evelyn Waugh
- THE ADVENTURES OF AUGIE MARCH by Saul Bellow
- ANGLE OF REPOSE by Wallace Stegner
- A BEND IN THE RIVER by V.S. Naipaul
- THE DEATH OF THE HEART by Elizabeth Bowen
- LORD JIM by Joseph Conrad
- RAGTIME by E.L. Doctorow
- THE OLD WIVES’ TALE by Arnold Bennett
- THE CALL OF THE WILD by Jack London
- LOVING by Henry Green
- MIDNIGHT’S CHILDREN by Salman Rushdie
- TOBACCO ROAD by Erskine Caldwell
- IRONWEED by William Kennedy
- THE MAGUS by John Fowles
- WIDE SARGASSO SEA by Jean Rhys
- UNDER THE NET by Iris Murdoch
- SOPHIE’S CHOICE by William Styron
- THE SHELTERING SKY by Paul Bowles
- THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE by James M. Cain
- THE GINGER MAN by J.P. Donleavy
- THE MAGNIFICENT AMBERSONS by Booth Tarkington
The Quill Sisters
My very own favorite niece, known on these pages as aimlsrdhd, began blogging last month:
We are a collective of three new writers each busy working on our first historical romance novels. We have had quite a journey taking the leap from avid readers to dedicated writers. Now, as writers striving to be authors, we are faced with an entirely new set of challenges and triumphs.
Join us as we embark on a search for the perfect revision, an agent, a publisher and the realization of our dream of working as professional authors.
The Quill Sisters – writers of historical romance novels.
I’m going to steal this whole blog post (she wouldn’t sue her uncle, would she?) to give you a taste.
I wish my dialogue was this good
So this morning Sassy (age 6) and The Bandit (age 4) are eating granola bars. Sassy’s has chocolate chips in it and The Bandit asks if he can have a bite. Usually, they are very good at sharing. Sassy is all solicitous and sweet when she says, “Do you want a chocolate chip? Do you?” Of course, he does so she gives him one, even going so far as to put it sweetly in his mouth for him. Then she says, again sweet as pie, “Was is good? Did you like it?” He nods that is was indeed very yummy. She puts her face right up to his, I thought she was going to kiss him and I was thinking, Wow, isn’t she a nice little girl. Then she whispers, “I got it off the floor.”
Seriously.
Best line of the day, so far
“My milk came in this morning. Marlo is absolutely giddy about the upgraded product, albeit still frustrated with the crappy AT&T network.”
Five + Five = Perfect 10
Born just three weeks apart, five-year-old cousins Aidan and Sofie show a bit of what they were up to over the weekend. Self-taught swimmer Aidan completes his first 25-meter backstroke in competition. He won a ribbon in both the backstroke and the freestyle. And Sofie knows what’s important at the ballpark — the concessions! — and the Rockies winning their 11th straight.
June 16th has holiday written all over it
According to many sources, Geronimo was born 180 years ago today.
Novelist Joyce Carol Oates is 71 today.
She published her first story, “In the Old World,” in Mademoiselle magazine (1959) just before her senior year of college, and she published her first book of short stories, By the North Gate, a few years later, in 1963. She has gone on to become one of the most prolific writers of her generation, writing more than 70 books in 40 years, including novels, short stories, plays, poetry, and essays. She writes almost everything in long hand before typing, and she usually cuts out a few hundred pages from every novel before it is published.
The Writer’s Almanac (2008)
Lamont Dozier is 68. Along with Eddie and Brian Holland, Dozier wrote a few songs you may know, among them:
Baby I Need Your Loving
Baby Love
Bernadette
Come See About Me
Nowhere To Run
I Hear a Symphony
My World Is Empty Without You
Reach Out, I’ll Be There
How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You
(Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch) I Can’t Help Myself
Stop! In The Name Of Love
This Old Heart Of Mine
It’s The Same Old Song
Jimmy Mack
Roberto “No Mas” Duran is 58. In a 1980 fight with Sugar Ray Leonard, with 16 seconds remaining in the 8th round, Duran had enough. He told the referee, “No mas, no mas.”
Phil Mickelson —Lefty — is 39 today.
The thin half of the great comedy team Laurel and Hardy, Stan Laurel, was born Arthur Stanley Jefferson in England on this date in 1890. Laurel was the one Hardy usually blamed, “Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into.”
The Astronomy Picture of the Day notes its 14th birthday today.
George Washington was appointed commander in chief of the Continental Army on June 16, 1775, and the Army Corps of Engineers began on this date in 1775 as well, when the Continental Congress resolved:
That there be a chief Engineer for the army, in a separate department, and two assistants under him; that the pay of the chief engineer be sixty dollars per month, and the pay of the assistants each, twenty dollars per month.
Happy birthday to you too Uncle Rich.
Geronimo
Several sources give June 16, 1829, as Geronimo’s date of birth. It’s not clear to me that the Apaches were using the Gregorian calendar at that time. And, indeed, one of those sources, The New York Times, stated in its obituary of Geronimo in February 1909 that he was nearly 90 — not 79 as this birth date would indicate. But, he had to be born some time. So why not June 16?
In her excellent 1976 biography of Geronimo, Angie Debo concludes:
Geronimo was born in the early 1820’s near the upper Gila in the mountains crossed by the present state boundary [Arizona-New Mexico], probably on the Arizona side near the present Clifton. …
He was given the name Goyahkla, with the generally accepted meaning “One Who Yawns,’ why or under what circumstances is not known.
As an adult in battle he was called Geronimo by Mexican soldiers, perhaps because they could not pronounce Goyahkla, or perhaps to invoke Saint Jerome (Geronimo is Spanish for Jerome). The name was adopted for him by his own people.
Line of the day
“I just wish I could ride one more roller coaster with him.”
10-year-old Alexis Tingwall at the memorial service yesterday for her father, New Mexico State Police Sergeant Andrew Tingwall. Sgt. Tingwall was killed last week when the helicopter he was piloting crashed during a rescue attempt in the Sangre de Cristo mountains.
Air Force One
No, not that Air Force one, the movie Air Force One. I watched it tonight because it was only 99¢ on Apple TV.
Fantastic film. No, not fantastically good. Fantastically stupid.
No wonder it was 99¢.
Introducing …
Marlo Iris Armstrong
Baggage
A friend reports that shortly after take-off from Denver today the pilot came on the intercom to announce that an indicator light suggested a right baggage door might be unlatched. He said not to worry, they were going back to the airport, and they’d be making all left turns so they didn’t spew bags all over Colorado. (It was just a bad indicator.)
That reminded me of the announcement just before my last flight leaving Albuquerque. The pilot came on the intercom to say we were held up a few minutes waiting for some last minute baggage to be loaded. The funeral really couldn’t go on as scheduled without it, he said.
Most mind-boggling line of the day
“Considering that today’s protest was supposedly called off, and resulted in a crowd in Tehran five miles long, you have to wonder what tomorrow will bring, when a general strike is in the cards.”
The internet changes everything
All over the world people are monitoring unfolding events in Iran via the internet, where an apparently decisive election victory by the incumbent Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is being challenged on the streets.
Although there are signs the Iranian government is trying to cut some communications with the outside world, citizen journalism appears to be thriving on the web.
Here is a selection of popular links, many of which have been written from a particular point of view but – when taken together – provide a wide range of perspectives.
BBC NEWS has the links — blogs, flickr, Picasa, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook.
As Tom Johnson, the blogger formerly known as FunctionalAmbivalent, posted on Facebook this morning, he:
feels like he’s watching a revolution on Twitter and Facebook. Iran is erupting, and unlike Tienanmen Square, the authorities can’t hold the information in. Too many cell phones with video; too much redundant web access. Who knows what’s going to happen? No one. But we’re going to see it live, unfiltered by the media. This is amazing!
Name-calling
The post about Arkansas demonstrates how often American Indian nations were renamed by their neighbors. The European explorers would ask, “Who lives further down this river?” And their hosts would reply, “Oh those c**ks**ckers, we call them the stupid downriver people.”
And so, a perfectly happily self-named tribe would soon become forever known by the word for “stupid downriver people” in some other Indian language, bastardized all the more by the Europeans who spelled it whatever which way in their journals.
It’d be like asking the people of Mexico what they called the people further north.
And so we would have become the United States of Gringos.
Arkansaw or Arkansas
… was admitted to the Union as the 25th state on this date in 1836.
At the time of the early French exploration, a tribe of Indians, the Quapaws, lived West of the Mississippi and north of the Arkansas River. The Quapaws, or OO-GAQ-PA, were also known as the downstream people, or UGAKHOPAG. The Algonkian-speaking Indians of the Ohio Valley called them the Arkansas, or “south wind.”
The state’s name has been spelled several ways throughout history. In Marquette and Joliet’s “Journal of 1673”, the Indian name is spelled AKANSEA. In LaSalle’s map a few years later, it’s spelled ACANSA. A map based on the journey of La Harpe in 1718-1722 refers to the river as the ARKANSAS and to the Indians as LES AKANSAS. In about 1811, Captain Zebulon Pike, a noted explorer, spelled it ARKANSAW.
During the early days of statehood, Arkansas’ two U.S. Senators were divided on the spelling and pronunciation. One was always introduced as the senator from “ARkanSAW” and the other as the senator from “Ar-KANSAS.” In 1881, the state’s General Assembly passed a resolution declaring that the state’s name should be spelled “Arkansas” but pronounced “Arkansaw.”
The pronunciation preserves the memory of the Indians who were the original inhabitants of our state, while the spelling clearly dictates the nationality of the French adventurers who first explored this area.
Best line of the day, so far
“It is not about us.”
Senior Administration Official referring to the Iranian election.
Magazine article shout-out of the day
A recent article in the New Yorker, for example, showed how McAllen, Texas is spending twice as much as El Paso County—not because people in McAllen are sicker and not because they are getting better care. They are simply using more treatments—treatments they don’t really need; treatments that, in some cases, can actually do people harm by raising the risk of infection or medical error. And the problem is, this pattern is repeating itself across America.
President Obama referring today to this article, which you should read.
Iran’s Disputed Election
Visual evidence from The Big Picture.

