How Useful Are You?

There is a Twilight Zone episode where a businessman makes a pact with the Devil, which allows him to go back in time so that he can capitalize off of his knowledge about the future. It turns out though that the businessman’s knowledge about the future is all superficial and thus he is unable to jump start any technological advancements by traveling back in time. This would likely be the plight of most contemporary humans if they were sent back in time. While we rely greatly on technology, most of us don’t know much about how it actually works and where the materials to make it come from.

If you were to travel 2000 years into the past, how useful would you be in jumpstarting technological advancements? This 10 question quiz will help you figure out your technological usefulness.

Take the Technology Quiz. Yours truly got 7 correct of the 10.

Link via kottke.

October 13th is the birthday

… of the White House.

The cornerstone of the White House was laid on October 13, 1792. President John Adams and his wife Abigail moved into the unfinished structure on November 1, 1800, keeping to the scheduled relocation of the capital from Philadelphia. Congress declared the city of Washington in the District of Columbia the permanent capital of the United States on July 16, 1790. …

Constructed of white-grey sandstone that contrasted sharply with the red brick used in nearby buildings, the presidential mansion was called the White House as early as 1809. President Theodore Roosevelt officially adopted the term in 1902.

Source: Library of Congress

During the Truman Administration the White House was gutted except for the outside walls and rebuilt. This photo was taken in April 1950.

White House Construction

Gutted to the outside stone walls, deepened with a new two story basement, reinforced with concrete and 660 tons of steel, and fireproofed, the White House was stabilized. The protection of the historic stone walls was so important that workers dismantled a bulldozer and reassembled it inside to avoid cutting a larger doorway out of the walls. Shafts out of windows carried out debris from the inside of the house, and external stairs were built because the inside was completely empty during the renovation.

Source: The White House Historical Association

The Truman Presidential Museum and Library has a photo essay on the reconstruction — The White House Revealed — though the photos are too small to view much detail.

And this, Washington Didn’t Sleep Here: A White House FAQ

Best foodie line of the day

“Here’s food for thought: a new study suggests that eating a Mediterranean-style diet may also protect against depression.”

Consumer Reports Health Blog

They continue:

The Mediterranean diet has long been linked to a lower risk of heart and circulation problems. The diet, based on the style of eating in southern European countries such as Spain and Greece, features plenty of olive oil, more fish than meat, low amounts of dairy, and lots of vegetables, fruits, nuts, and legumes (such as lentils and beans). It also includes a moderate amount of alcohol, such as red wine.

There’s more.

I may just move to the Mediterranean.

His Brother's Keeper

Peyton Manning telling Bob Costas about watching Eli play:

“I get so into it. I get so worked up. I remember last year they were playing Philly, or maybe it was two years ago. They beat them and he drove them down there late and I remember standing on top of the bed, yelling at Toomer or one of his receivers because they ran a wrong route, and Joe Buck is just ripping Eli, just because that’s what he seems to enjoy doing.

“So I’m yelling at Joe Buck, ‘Just call the play-by-play, Joe! Let Aikman do the commentary.’ I said to myself, ‘Peyton, what are you doing? Why are you on top of the bed yelling at the TV?’ I’ve got a game here in four hours against New England or something . . . But you know what, I love watching him play. That’s the first thing I do after a game when I get to the locker room. I’m asking for the Giants score.”

As reported by Neil Blast, Newsday. They have the video.

The best part, of course, is the dis of Joe Buck.

Best lines of the hour

Two more good lines from my newest fav web site, Shoebox Blog.

“Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal of the day must’ve had some cold leftover pizza from the night before.” – Mark

“Heidi and Seal have a new baby girl! [October 9th] And, hold on just a sec… yeah, there it is, Heidi’s got her figure back. Great.”

Best seasonal line of the day

“Bernie Madoff masks are hot for this Halloween!  And if you buy 15 of them, and get 15 other people to buy 15, yours ends up being free, or something.”

Shoebox

Runner-up:

“Bob Dylan’s Christmas album is out today, just in time for Halloween. Because, seriously, if there’s anything scarier than Dylan singing ‘Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town’ we can’t imagine it.”

Sofia

SofieDaddy

Sweetie Sofie is six today, a Colorado girl with a seasoning of northern California. That’s her above with her Daddy at the Maroon Bells in August. Below we see Sofie in the art room at school and, on the right, with Coco, her first real puppy. Coco is a Tibetan Terrier; I’m thinking Coco will soon pass Snuggle Puppy as number one.

SofieSchool SofieCoco

Best insight lines of the day

From a longer piece by Matt Taibbi:

This is what Barack Obama did to “earn” the Nobel Prize. He put the benevolent face back on things. He is a good-looking black law professor with an obvious bent for dialogue and discussion and inclusion. That he hasn’t actually reversed any of Bush’s more notorious policies — hasn’t closed Guantanamo Bay, hasn’t ended secret detentions, hasn’t amped down Iraq or Afghanistan — is another matter. What he has done is remove the stink of unilateralism from those policies.

They’re not crazy-ass, blatantly illegal, lunatic rampages anymore, but carefully-considered, collectively-run peacekeeping actions, prosecuted with meaningful input from our allies.

You see the difference? The Nobel committee sure did!

October 13

Sacha Cohen with Isla Fisher and Olive Baron Cohen
Sacha Cohen with Isla Fisher and Olive Baron Cohen
Today is the birthday

… of Borat. Sacha Baron Cohen is 38. “At first, Kazakh censors wouldn’t let me release this movie because of anti-Semitism. But then they decided that there was just enough.”

… of Margaret Thatcher, 84.

… of Melinda Dillon. That’s the mom in Close Encounters of the Third Kind. She’s 70. Dillon was nominated for the best supporting actress Oscar for that role and for her part in Absence of Malice.

… of Paul Simon. He’s “Still Crazy After All These Years” at 68.

Paul Simon is among the most erudite and daring songsmiths in popular music. After the breakup of Simon and Garfunkel in 1970, Simon embarked on a fruitful solo career that’s been notable for lyrical acuity, impeccable musicianship and stylistic daring. While Simon and Garfunkel worked largely (but not exclusively) in the folk idiom, Simon the solo artist has roamed wherever his muse has taken him – and that has literally meant around the world. His is not so much a conventional career in music as an odyssey of discovery using “intuitive flashes, synaptic leaps and shorthand logic” (in Simon’s own words) to help him on his way.

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

… of Demond Wilson. Sanford’s son is 63.

… of Sammy Hagar, 62.

However, Van Halen bounced back strong following Roth’s departure. The group recruited Sammy Hagar, who sang and played guitar. Hagar had started out with the hard-rock group Montrose and had a highly successful solo career. He fit well with Van Halen, with whom he was more personally compatible than his predecessor. In fact, the newly harmonious group scored its first Number One album with 5150, on which Hagar handles lead vocals.

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

… of Marie Osmond. She’s 50!

… of Jerry Rice. He’s 47.

… of Kate Walsh, 42. And yes, that’s her in the Cadillac ads. “The real question is, when you turn your car on, does it return the favor?”

… of skater Nancy Kerrigan. She’s 40.

The woman known as Molly Pitcher was born on October 13, 1754.

An Artillery wife, Mary Hays McCauly (better known as Molly Pitcher) shared the rigors of Valley Forge with her husband, William Hays. Her actions during the battle of Monmouth on June 28, 1778 became legendary. That day at Monmouth was as hot as Valley Forge was cold. Someone had to cool the hot guns and bathe parched throats with water.

Across that bullet-swept ground, a striped skirt fluttered. Mary Hays McCauly was earning her nickname “Molly Pitcher” by bringing pitcher after pitcher of cool spring water to the exhausted and thirsty men. She also tended to the wounded and once, heaving a crippled Continental soldier up on her strong young back, carried him out of reach of hard-charging Britishers. On her next trip with water, she found her artilleryman husband back with the guns again, replacing a casualty. While she watched, Hays fell wounded. The piece, its crew too depleted to serve it, was about to be withdrawn. Without hesitation, Molly stepped forward and took the rammer staff from her fallen husband’s hands. For the second time on an American battlefield, a woman manned a gun. (The first was Margaret Corbin during the defense of Fort Washington in 1776.) Resolutely, she stayed at her post in the face of heavy enemy fire, ably acting as a matross (gunner).

For her heroic role, General Washington himself issued her a warrant as a noncommissioned officer. Thereafter, she was widely hailed as “Sergeant Molly.” A flagstaff and cannon stand at her gravesite at Carlisle, Pennsylvania. A sculpture on the battle monument commemorates her courageous deed.

Fort Sill History

Art Tatum was born on October 13th in 1909.

It’s hard to summon enough superlatives for Tatum’s piano playing: his harmonic invention, his technical virtuosity, his rhythmic daring. The great stride pianist Fats Waller famously announced one night when Tatum walked into the club where Waller was playing, “I only play the piano, but tonight God is in the house.”

NPR : Art Tatum

Leonard Alfred Schneider was born on this date in 1925. We know him as Lenny Bruce.

On April 1, 1964, four New York City vice squad officers attended Bruce’s performance at the Cafe Au Go Go in Greenwich Village. The officers arrested Bruce and owner Howard Solomon following Bruce’s 10:00 P.M. show. Assistant District Attorney Richard Kuh presented a grand jury with a typed partial script of Bruce’s performance including references to Jackie Kennedy trying to “save her ass” after her husband’s assassination, Eleanor Roosevelt’s “nice tits,” sexual intimacy with a chicken, “pissing in the sink,” the Lone Ranger sodomizing Tonto, and St. Paul giving up “fucking” for Lent. The jury indicted Bruce on the obscenity charge. The trial before a three-judge court in New York City that followed stands as a remarkable moment in the history of free speech. Both the prosecution and defense presented parades of well-known witnesses to either denounce Bruce’s performance as the worst sort of gutter humor or celebrate it as a powerful and insightful social commentary. Among the witnesses testifying in support of Bruce were What’s My Line? panelist Dorothy Kilgallen, sociologist Herbert Gans, and cartoonist Jules Feiffer. In the end, the censors won. Voting 2 to 1, the court found Bruce guilty of violating New York’s obscenity laws and sentenced him to “four months in the workhouse.”

Famous Trials: The Lenny Bruce Trial

Bruce died of a drug overdose in 1966.

October 12th

HughJackmanHugh Jackman is 41 today.

Comedian, activist Dick Gregory is 77.

Mike Wallace’s son Chris is 62.

Martha Elenor Erwin is 40. That’s Martie Maguire of the Dixie Chicks (with her sister Emily Erwin Robison and Natalie Maines).

Luciano Pavarotti was born on October 13, 1935. He died in 2007.

Poor Kenneth, An Almanack

Yes, you are in the right place for NewMexiKen. This is an experiment in change.

From 1732-1758 Benjamin Franklin published annually Poor Richard, An Almanack. Richard — Richard Saunders — was, of course, a pseudonym for Franklin himself. “Poor” in the context of 18th century publications promised silliness, perhaps even vulgarity.

After six years and two months of publishing NewMexiKen — and more than 16,200 postings — I wanted to try something a little different. I doubt there will be much change from NMK — it’ll still be half wisdom, half whimsy and half wit — but maybe out of respect to our inspiration this site will improve without really being different.

And didn’t Franklin preach self-improvement?

[Note: Poor Kenneth was consolidated back into NewMexiKen on February 12, 2010.]

Jennifer Plays Hard Ball

Back in July near Miami, 12-year-old Jennifer came away with Phillies player Ryan Howard’s 200th home run ball. Florida Marlins officials asked her to give up the milestone ball so Howard could autograph it.

Turns out the team pulled the old switcheroo on Jennifer, handing her a polished, new ball autographed by Howard. She didn’t buy the trickery and went home and told her mom, who asked the Phillies for the ball she gave up. After a long struggle, which included a lawsuit, she’s finally gotten the Phillies to back down.

Consumerist has more.

What We Celebrate Today

“They … brought us parrots and balls of cotton and spears and many other things, which they exchanged for the glass beads and hawks’ bells. They willingly traded everything they owned…. They were well-built, with good bodies and handsome features…. They do not bear arms, and do not know them, for I showed them a sword, they took it by the edge and cut themselves out of ignorance. They have no iron. Their spears are made of cane…. They would make fine servants…. With fifty men we could subjugate them all and make them do whatever we want.”

— Christopher Columbus writing in his log upon meeting the Arawaks.

Columbus Day

NewMexiKen is well aware of the feelings among many American Indians and others about Columbus Day. One Lakota woman who worked for me used to ask if—as a protest—she could come in and work on Columbus Day, a federal holiday.

My feeling is that we can’t have enough holidays and so I choose to think of Columbus Day as the Italian-American holiday. Nothing wrong with that. We have an African-American holiday on Martin Luther King Jr.’s birthday. We have the Irish-American celebration that is St. Patrick’s Day. And Cinco de Mayo is surely the Mexican-American holiday, a much larger celebration here than in most of Mexico.

So, instead of protesting Columbus Day, perhaps American Indians should lobby to bring about a holiday of their own. Given the great diversity among Indian nations, the tribes might never reach agreement, though, so NewMexiKen will suggest a date.

The day before Columbus Day.

Redux post of the day

From two years ago today:


I was thinking a little about Al Gore.

You remember the reaction when Gore sighed during one of the 2000 presidential debates after Bush had said something particularly ignorant? I got to thinking that if instead of sighing — if in fact Gore did sigh — and if in fact sighing is a sign of elitism — Gore might better have said to Bush, “You stupid son-of-a-bitch.”

If he had, I think Gore could have taken the popular vote by more than 500,000.

Oh, wait. Gore did take the popular vote by more than 500,000.