… one of the great days in my life.
It was on Tuesday, November 13, 2007, that I first viewed the opening episodes of the greatest TV drama series ever, The Wire.
… one of the great days in my life.
It was on Tuesday, November 13, 2007, that I first viewed the opening episodes of the greatest TV drama series ever, The Wire.
I know I’m on thin blogging ice when I repost jokes that I didn’t even write, but … well, you decide, were these good enough to repeat?
An old man was lying on his death bed, wishing for one more pleasure out of life. Suddenly, he smelled the scent of cookies coming from the kitchen. With all the strength left in him, he made his way to the kitchen, where his wife was busy baking. It took all he had to reach out for a cookie. Just when he got his hands on one, his wife slapped him on the wrist. “Leave those alone,” she said. “They’re for the funeral.”
An atheist was hiking through the woods. He thinks he hears something behind him so he turns and sees a bear. Not wanting to spook the bear, he continues to walk, not run. The noise behind him gets louder so he turns to look and sure enough the bear is gaining on him. He decides to walk a little faster, but the noise continues to get louder. The bear catches up to him, so man begins to run, but it’s no use because the bear is right behind him now, with one claw raised high in the air ready to come down on him. The man, gripped with fear, shouts out loud, “Oh dear God, don’t let me die.”
With that everything freezes in time, and the man hears a loud, ominous voice from above. He says “I can save you my son, but first you must believe. Do you believe?”
The man, confused and terrified, says “No, I’m an atheist, you don’t exist.”
God replies, “So be it, that is your choice, but I cannot save you.”
The man, scrambling to save his life, asks “If you can’t save me, can you at least make the bear a Christian?”
God thinks about this for a minute and replies, “I have granted you your wish my son, the bear is now a Christian.” And with that everything goes back into motion. The bear, having lost all it’s momentum, drops to ground dizzy and confused. The man wondering if the bear is now a Christian doesn’t know what to think. The bear looks up rubbing its eyes and sees the man standing there. The bear’s eyes get really big which leaves the man breathless. Then the bear puts its front paws together and bows its head. This brings great relief to the man because he can see the bear is in fact a Christian and merely saying a prayer.
Then the bear speaks, “Thank you Lord, for this meal I’m about to receive…”
Today is not the birthday
… of Chris Noth. He hit the double-nickel yesterday.
But today is the birthday
… of Buckwheat Zydeco. He’s 62.
Contemporary zydeco’s most popular performer, accordionist Stanley “Buckwheat” Dural was the natural successor to the throne vacated by the death of his mentor Clifton Chenier; infusing his propulsive party music with strains of rock and R&B, his urbanized sound — complete with touches of synthesizer and trumpet — married traditional and contemporary zydeco with uncommon flair, in the process reaching a wider mainstream audience than any artist before him. (allmusic)
… of Prince Charles. He’s 61. I thought it was “ladies-in-waiting,” not princes-in-waiting.
… of Condoleezza Rice. She’s 55.
… of Yanni (Yawn-ee). He’s 55.
… of Laura San Giacomo. She’s 48.
Today is the birthday of Astrid Lindgren, born Astrid Ericsson in Sweden in 1907.
She’s the creator of Pippi Longstocking, a nine-year-old girl with no parents who lives in a red house at the edge of a Swedish village with her horse and her pet monkey, Mr. Nilsson. She has red pigtails, and she wears one black stocking and one brown, with black shoes twice as long as her feet. She eats whole chocolate cakes and sleeps with her feet on the pillow, and she’s the strongest girl in the world.
Composer Aaron Copland was born on November 14, 1900, in Brooklyn to Russian-Jewish immigrants.
In 1942, Copland began working with Martha Graham on Appalachian Spring, a ballet that eventually won the 1944 Pulitzer Prize in music. The Library of Congress’s Elizabeth Sprague Coolidge Foundation commissioned the work from Graham and Copland. Between July 1942 and July 1943, Graham sent three scripts to Copland. On receiving the third script, Copland wrote the music we know as Appalachian Spring.
Hearing the music, Graham revised the action yet again:
I have been working on your music. It is so beautiful and so wonderfully made. I have become obsessed by it. But I have also been doing a little cursing, too, as you probably did earlier over that not-so-good script. But what you did from that has made me change in many places. Naturally that will not do anything to the music, it is simply that the music made me change. It is so knit and of a completeness that it takes you into very strong hands and leads you into its own world. And there I am.In the end, no script accompanied what Copland called “Ballet for Martha” and Graham retitled, Appalachian Spring. A splendid collaboration between American masters of music and dance, the ballet premiered at the Library of Congress’s Coolidge Auditorium in 1944.
First Lady Mamie Eisenhower was born on this date in 1896. She died in 1979.
Joseph McCarthy was born on this date in 1908. Fortunately he died in 1957.
Claude Monet was born on this date in 1840. He died in 1926.
The term “impressionist” is derived from Monet’s painting Impression, soleil levant.
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Banks 121, 122 and 123 of 2009 were taken over by the FDIC Friday. There are five New Mexico Banks on the unofficial problem bank list.
Rudolfo Carillo has a remembrance worth reading about Bruce King, the three-term governor of New Mexico who died yesterday. You don’t need to be a New Mexican to appreciate the story.
Elaine hasn’t posted this morning’s sunrise photo yet, but I’m guessing it’d be mostly grey (or is it gray?) and snowy. She lives in the foothills near Colorado Springs. The set of photos on her home page right now surely deserves your click.
And, again, I recommend you read Cameron Todd Willingham, Texas, and the death penalty.
I got home Thursday night after 22 days away. I missed clear blue skies, the smell of wood burning in the fall evening, lots of stars at night and New Mexican food. But you know what I missed most, don’t you? That little silver car in the garage.
Even so, I suppose that doesn’t justify 85 mph on Paseo del Norte when I took it out yesterday. 🙂
I didn’t live in New Mexico when Bruce King was governor, but Jim Baca makes me grieve for a politician I didn’t even know.
This is a engrossing article: Cameron Todd Willingham, Texas, and the death penalty. I urge you to read it.
At nine tonight Eastern time Virginia is expected to execute John Allen Muhammad, the senior of the two Washington-area snipers in 2002. Muhammad was tried in Virginia for one of the at least 10 sniper killings he carried out with Lee B. Malvo, who was 17 at the time and has been sentenced to life in prison without parole.
Muhammad was tried in Virginia first because it was the jurisdiction with the second most active execution chamber (after Texas). The particular killing was of Mr. Dean H. Myers at a Sunoco station in Manassas, Virginia.
The New York Times has the details.
I’m generally opposed to capital punishment, but I see no sense in keeping Mr. Muhammad around taking up space.
… being a citizen of the United States.
The estimated number of juveniles serving life without parole in the United States is 2,574. The number of prisoners given life without parole for nonhomicide offenses is 111—77 of them are in Florida. Nine is the number of people serving life-without-parole sentences for crimes committed at age 13. And two is the number of 13-year-olds serving the sentence for nonhomicide offenses. Oh, and one is the number of countries that allows life without parole for teenagers.
Dahlia Lithwick of Slate Magazine has the details.
“There’s lots of money to be made selling fast food and then treating the diseases that fast food causes. One of the leading products of the American food industry has become patients for the American health care industry.”
Michael Pollan (in September).
Mary Travers, Mary of Peter, Paul & Mary, would have been 73 today.
Cardinals hall-of-fame pitcher Bob Gibson is 74.
Over 17 seasons with the Cardinals, Bob Gibson won 20 games five times and established himself as the very definition of intimidation, competitiveness, and dignity. One of the best athletes to ever play the game, the ex-Harlem Globetrotter posted a 1.12 ERA in 1968, the lowest figure since 1914, and was named the National League Cy Young Award winner and Most Valuable Player. Known as a premier big-game pitcher, Gibson posted World Series records of seven consecutive wins and 17 strikeouts in a game, and was named World Series MVP in 1964 and 1967.
The Incredible Hulk, Lou Ferrigno, is 58.
Benjamin Banneker was born on November 9, 1731, in Ellicott’s Mills, Maryland.
Largely self-taught, Banneker was one of the the first African Americans to gain distinction in science. His significant accomplishments and correspondence with prominent political figures profoundly influenced how African Americans were viewed during the Federal period.
Banneker spent most of his life on his family’s 100-acre farm outside Baltimore. There, he taught himself astronomy by watching the stars and learned advanced mathematics from borrowed textbooks. In 1752, Banneker garnered public acclaim by building a clock entirely out of wood. The clock, believed to be the first built in America, kept precise time for decades. Twenty years later, Banneker began making astronomical calculations that enabled him to successfully forecast a 1789 solar eclipse. His estimate, made well in advance of the celestial event, contradicted predictions of better-known mathematicians and astronomers.
Gail Borden, the inventor of condensed milk, was born on this date in 1801. His timing was perfect. He patented the milk just before the civil war when it’s use as part of the field ration made it a success. Borden was also instrumental in requiring dairy farmers to maintain clean facilities if they wanted to sell their milk to his company — Eagle Brand.
The first of seven African-Americans to be nominated for a best actress Oscar, Dorothy Dandridge was born on this date in 1922. She was nominated for Carmen Jones in 1955.
And 70 years ago the Holocaust began:
Today is the anniversary of Kristallnacht, the night in 1938 when Hitler ordered a series of supposedly spontaneous attacks on Jewish homes, businesses, and synagogues. The idea was to make the attacks look random, and then accuse the Jews of inciting the violence. In all, more than 1,000 synagogues were burned or destroyed. Rioters looted about 7,500 Jewish businesses and vandalized Jewish hospitals, homes, schools, and cemeteries. The event was used to justify barring Jews from schools and most public places, and forcing them to adhere to new curfews. In the days following, thousands of Jews were sent to concentration camps. The event was called Kristallnacht, which means, “Night of Broken Glass.” It’s generally considered the official beginning of the Holocaust. Before that night, the Nazis had killed people secretly and individually. After Kristallnacht, the Nazis felt free to persecute the Jews openly, because they knew no one would stop them.
“Could Detroit pull a reverse Joni Mitchell — unpave its parking lots to put up a metro-agrarian paradise?”
Idea of the Day Blog – NYTimes.com
Detroit, the city “where a house can cost less than the TV you put inside.”
Caroll Spinney has been the Man Inside Big Bird since he was 35. He’s 75 now. Interesting short profile.
“Sorry: there’s no measure I can think of by which the U.S. economy has done better since 1980 than it did over an equivalent time span before 1980. It may be something you’ve heard, it may be something you’d like to believe, but it just didn’t happen.”
… was authorized on this date in 1998.
On the morning of September 23, 1957, nine African-American high school students faced an angry mob of over 1,000 whites protesting integration in front of Central High School in Little Rock, Arkansas. As the students were escorted inside by the Little Rock police, violence escalated and they were removed from the school. The next day, President Dwight D. Eisenhower ordered 1,200 members of the U.S. Army’s 101st Airborne Division from Fort Campbell to escort the nine students into the school. As one of the nine students remembered, “After three full days inside Central [High School], I know that integration is a much bigger word than I thought.”
This event, watched by the nation and world, was the site of the first important test for the implementation of the U.S. Supreme Court’s historic Brown v. Board of Education of Topeka decision of 1954. Arkansas became the epitome of state resistance when the governor, Orval Faubus, directly questioned the authority of the federal court system and the validity of desegregation. The crisis at Little Rock’s Central High School was the first fundamental test of the national resolve to enforce African-American civil rights in the face of massive southern defiance during the years following the Brown decision.
Mike Nichols is 78 today. Nichols has been nominated for four best director Oscars, winning for “The Graduate.”
Sally Field is 63. Field has won two best actress Oscars (because the Academy really likes her); one for “Norma Rae” and the other for “Places in the Heart.”
Glenn Frey of The Eagles is 61.
Blues singer Rory Block is 60. So is jazz trumpeter Arturo Sandoval.
California’s first lady, Maria Shriver, is 54.
Ethan Hawke is 39. Hawke has been nominated for two Oscars, one for supporting actor, “Training Day,” and one for co-writing, “Before Sunset.” Hawke has also published novels, including The Hottest State and Ash Wednesday.
Thandie Newton is 37. Miss Newton’s mother is Zimbawbean, her father English.
James Jones was born on November 6th in 1921.
He’s best known as the author of the military novel From Here to Eternity (1951). At the urging of his father, he enlisted in the U.S. Army Air Corps in 1939. He was stationed in Hawaii on December 7, 1941, when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. He went on to fight in the battle of Guadalcanal, where he was wounded, earning the Purple Heart and the Bronze Star. He kept a journal while he was in the Army, and when he got home from the war, he wrote a novel about the experience of disillusioned veterans. It was rejected by all the major publishing houses, but the editor Maxwell Perkins liked a particular scene from the novel and told him to expand it. He spent five years expanding that scene, and it became the novel From Here to Eternity (1951), the story of a soldier’s life in the years leading up to the bombing of Pearl Harbor. The novel was a huge international best-seller, in part because Jones tried to portray military life as realistically as possible, using dirty language in the dialogue and describing soldiers’ reckless sex lives.
New Yorker founder Harold Ross was born in Aspen, Colorado, on November 6, 1892.
Walter “Big Train” Johnson was born 122 years ago today. Johnson was one of the first five players elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame — along with Cobb, Ruth, Mathewson and Wagner.
There were no sophisticated measuring devices in the early 1900s, but Walter Johnson’s fastball was considered to be in a class by itself. Using a sweeping sidearm delivery, the Big Train fanned 3,508 over a brilliant 21-year career with the Washington Senators, and his 110 shutouts are more than any pitcher. Despite hurling for losing teams most of his career, he won 417 games – second only to Cy Young on the all-time list – and enjoyed 10 successive seasons of 20 or more victories.
James Naismith was born on this date in 1861. He’s the guy that created basketball and for whom the basketball hall-of-fame is named — and basketball’s most prestigious trophies. Dr. James Naismith’s 13 Original Rules of Basketball.
John Philip Sousa was born on November 6, 1854.
Sousa said a march ‘should make a man with a wooden leg step out’, and his surely did. However, he was no mere maker of marches, but an exceptionally inventive composer of over two hundred works, including symphonic poems, suites, songs and operettas created for both orchestra and for band. John Philip Sousa personified the innocent energy of turn-of-the-century America and he represented America across the globe. His American tours first brought classical music to hundreds of towns.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president on this date in 1860.
“A U2 show marking the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall ran into controversy after organisers built a wall around the venue.”
Thanks to Avelino for the link.
One-hundred-and-three years ago today the citizens of New Mexico and Arizona voted on whether to join the Union as one state.
The Territory of New Mexico included Arizona from 1850 until 1863 when Arizona was split off. (The original boundary proposal for the separation would have divided the two north (New Mexico) and south (Arizona), not east and west as it turned out.) In 1906, congress passed a bill stipulating one state for the two territories, but the act stated that the voters of either territory could veto joint statehood.
New Mexico was 50 percent Spanish-speaking; Arizona less than 20 percent. The Arizona legislature passed a resolution of protest; combining the territories in one state “would subject us to the domination of another commonwealth of different traditions, customs and aspirations.” A “Protest Against Union of Arizona with New Mexico” presented to Congress early in 1906 stated:
[T]he decided racial difference between the people of New Mexico, who are not only different in race and largely in language, but have entirely different customs, laws and ideals and would have but little prospect of successful amalgamation … [and] the objection of the people of Arizona, 95 percent of whom are Americans, to the probability of the control of public affairs by people of a different race, many of whom do not speak the English language, and who outnumber the people of Arizona two to one.
Joint statehood won in New Mexico, 26,195 to 14,735. It lost in Arizona, 16,265 to 3,141.
New Mexico entered the Union on January 6, 1912 (47th state), Arizona on February 14, 1912 (48th).
[Had the two states been one, that state would have been about 9/10ths the size of Texas.]
… for other sports.
“We don’t like starting seasons too early any more than you do, but if this Beyonce pic doesn’t say, ‘Happy Holidays’ well, what does?”
[Update: Link fixed.]
“Democrats and Republicans are both claiming victory in this week’s series of elections because it’s been so long since either side just said truthful things in a straightforward way that they forgot how.”
Runner-up best lines from the same source:
“Michael Jordan’s kid insisted on wearing Nike Air Jordans when he played in the University of Central Florida’s opening basketball game, and it cost the school a $3 million dollar deal with Adidas. Fortunately, his dad had that much in his wallet.”
“Yankees win! That’s not a headline, just a general statement of fact, like ‘Megan Fox is hot’ or ‘Light beer sucks.'”