This just in — new definition of asshole

In an astonishing abuse of power, Wisconsin prosecutor Ken Kratz admitted to sending sexually charged text messages to the victim of a domestic-abuse case he was prosecuting last October. According to police reports, Kratz met with the victim, Stephanie Van Groll, to interview her about charges his office was pursuing that Van Groll had been almost choked to death by her boyfriend. Minutes after the interview, Kratz began sending her texts—30 over three days—inquiring as to whether, as he put it in one message, she was “the kind of girl that likes secret contact with an older married elected DA … the riskier the better?”

Libby Copeland at Slate Magazine has more.

Wanderlist

Though I just got back from Arches National Park and Moab where the weather was perfect, and even though the weather is perfect here in Albuquerque today (78 degrees at 11:40), I feel the need to wander.

The British-published Rough Guides list these 28 places/events as things not to miss in USA. How many have you checked off?

1 Monument Valley, AZ • Massive sandstone monoliths stand sentinel in this iconic southwestern landscape.

2 Pike Place Market, Seattle, WA • Piled high with salmon, lobster, clams, and crab, the oldest public market in the nation is also home to some great seafood restaurants.

3 Savannah, GA • Mint juleps on wide verandas, horse-drawn carriages on cobbled streets, and lush foliage draped with Spanish moss; this historic cotton port remains the South’s loveliest town.

4 Mardi Gras, New Orleans, LA • Crazy, colourful, debauched, and historic – this is the carnival to end them all.

5 Yellowstone National Park, WY • The national park that started it all has it all, from steaming fluorescent hot springs and spouting geysers to sheer canyons and meadows filled with wildflowers and assorted grazing beasts.

6 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, OH • Housed inside this striking glass pyramid is an unparalleled collection of rock music’s finest mementos, recordings, films, and exhibitions.

7 Walt Disney World, Orlando, FL • Though each of Orlando’s theme parks strives to outdo the rest, Walt Disney World remains the one to beat.

8 Aurora borealis, AK • Winter visitors to Alaska just might see the skies ablaze with the shimmering veils of the Northern Lights.

9 Chicago’s modern architecture, IL • The history of modern architecture is writ large on Chicago’s skyline, site of the world’s first skyscraper.

10 Niagara Falls, NY • The sheer power of Niagara Falls is even more overwhelming when seen from below, aboard the Maid of the Mist.

11 Crazy Horse Memorial, SD • A staggering monument to the revered Sioux leader, this colossal statue continues to be etched into the Black Hills of South Dakota.

12 Burning Man Page 943 • Every summer a temporary community takes life in the middle of the Nevada desert and hosts an art and music festival wholly unlike any other.

13 Swamps • From the steamy Everglades of Florida to the ghostly bayous of Louisiana’s Cajun country, America’s swamplands are hauntingly beautiful.

14 Sweet Auburn, Atlanta, GA • This historic district holds the birthplace of Dr Martin Luther King Jr, the Center for Nonviolent Social Change, and other spots honoring King’s legacy.

15 Graceland, Memphis, TN • Pilgrims from all over the world pay homage to the King by visiting his gravesite and endearingly modest home.

16 Skiing in the Rocky Mountains • The Rockies make for some of the best skiing anywhere, with their glitzy resorts and atmospheric mining towns.

17 Ancestral Puebloan sites • Scattered through desert landscapes like Colorado’s magnificent Mesa Verde National Park, the dwellings of the Ancestral Puebloans afford glimpses of an ancient and mysterious world.

18 The National Mall, Washington DC • From the Lincoln Memorial to the US Capitol by way of the towering Washington Monument – the National Mall is an awesome showcase of American culture and history.

19 Hiking in the Grand Canyon • Explore the innermost secrets of this wondrous spot on many of its superb hiking trails at the heart of California’s best-loved park.

20 Miami’s Art Deco, FL • This flamboyant city is deservedly famed for the colourful pastel architecture of its restored South Beach district.

21 Las Vegas, NV • From the Strip’s erupting volcanoes, Eiffel Tower, and Egyptian pyramid to its many casinos, Las Vegas will blow your mind as well as your wallet.

22 Glacier National Park, MT • Montana’s loveliest park holds not only fifty glaciers, but also two thousand lakes, a thousand miles of rivers, and the exhilarating Going-to-the-Sun road.

23 South by Southwest, TX • This thriving ten-day music festival in Austin is one of the nation’s best and plays hosts to bands from around the world – and Texas, too.

24 Hawaii’s volcanoes • Hawaii’s Big Island grows bigger by the minute, as the world’s most active volcano pours molten lava into the ocean.

25 Driving Highway 1 • The rugged Big Sur coastline, pounded by Pacific waves, makes an exhilarating route between San Francisco and LA.

26 New England in the fall • The Northeast’s breathtaking fall foliage presents an ever-changing palette of colour and light.

27 Yosemite Valley, CA • Enclosed by near-vertical, mile-high cliffs, and laced with hiking trails and climbing routes, the dramatic geology of Yosemite Valley is at the heart of California’s best-loved park.

28 Rodeos • Relive the Old West with cowboys and cowgirls at rodeos like Cheyenne Frontier Days and countless smaller ones.

Best line of the day

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – With just a month remaining until the crucial midterm elections, worried Democrats have decided to reach out to the man who played Barack Obama during the 2008 campaign, Democratic Party officials confirmed today.

“We were sitting around thinking of who we could put out there on the campaign trail to get people energized again,” said party chairman Tim Kaine.  “And then I was like, what about that guy who played Obama in ’08?  He was amazing!”

There’s more at Borowitz Report.

September 28th

Actor William Windom is 87. Windom continues his career; IMDb lists nearly 250 credits for him. He was the congressman in The Farmer’s Daughter and Dr. Seth Hazlitt on Murder She Wrote. IMDb says Windom’s kindergarten teacher was Margaret Hamilton.

Brigitte Bardot is 76.

Ben K. King — “Stand by Me,” “Spanish Harlem” — is 72.

Jeffrey Jones is 64. Ed Rooney, Ferris’s nemesis. And great as A.W. Merrick, the gasbag newspaperman, on Deadwood. That’s Jones with Alan Ruck (Ferris’s buddy Cameron) and Edie McClurg (Rooney’s secretary Grace).

Two-time Oscar nominee for writing, John Sayles is 60. He was nominated for Passion Fish and Lone Star.

Sylvia Kristel, Emmanuelle, is 58. Kristel and Ian MacShane (Deadwood’s Al Swearengen) were a couple once upon a time.

Steve Largent, one of the great receivers in NFL history, is 56 today. The hall-of-famer, who had been an All-American at the University of Tulsa, also served four terms as U.S. representative from Oklahoma’s first district.

Oscar winner Mira Sorvino is 43. She won the best supporting actress award for Mighty Aphrodite.

The Valley Girl, Moon Unit Zappa is 43.

Oscar nominee Naomi Watts is 42. She was nominated for best actress in a leading role for 21 Grams.

Oscar winner for best actor, Peter Finch was born on this date in 1916. Finch won for Network, the first posthumous winner. Finch was also nominated for the best acting Oscar for Sunday Bloody Sunday.

Three time Oscar nominee for best actor, Marcello Mastroianni was born on this date in 1924. Mastroianni died in 1996.

Ed Sullivan was born on this date in 1901. This from his Times obituary in 1974.

Ed Sullivan, a rock-faced Irishman with a hot temper, painful shyness and a disdain for phonies, had been a successful and well-known part of the Broadway scene since the Twenties.

But writing a gossip column, shuttling about the fringes of the entertainment world and being master of ceremonies for a succession of variety shows never gave him what he wanted most out of life–national recognition.

He didn’t achieve that until he moved into the whirlwind world of television in 1948, and his weekly show became an essential part of Sunday evening for millions of Americans.

Between 45,000,000 and 50,000,000 persons tuned in every week to watch the show–a vaudeville-like parade of top talent that cost $8,000,000 a year to produce and for which Mr. Sullivan received $164,000 a year.

The show was worth every penny of that to its sponsors, Lincoln-Mercury automobile dealers, who made Mr. Sullivan their salesman in chief through numerous trips around the country. And he was the proudest possession of the Columbia Broadcasting System, which found he could outdraw almost any competition from the other networks.

The basis of his appeal was an ephemeral thing that baffled those who tried to analyze it. He was not witty, he had no formal talents, he could not consciously entertain anyone. He was bashful, clumsy, self-conscious, forgetful and tongue-tied. And there were times he was painfully, excruciatingly sentimental.

William S. Paley was born on that same day in 1901. This from The Museum of Broadcast Communications:

Paley’s insights helped to define commercial network operations. At the start of his CBS stewardship, he transformed the network’s financial relationship with its affiliates so that the latter agreed to carry sustaining programs free, receiving network payments only for commercially-supported programs. Paley enjoyed socializing and negotiating with broadcast stars. In the late 1940s, his “talent raids” hired top radio stars (chiefly away from NBC) by offering huge prices for rights to their programs and giving them, in return, lucrative capital gains tax options. The talent pool thus developed helped to boost CBS radio ratings just as network television was beginning. At the same time, he encouraged development of CBS News before and during the war as it developed a stable of stars soon headed by Edward R. Murrow.
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Paley is important for having assembled the brilliant team that built and expanded the CBS “Tiffany Network” image over several decades. For many years he had an innate programming touch which helped keep the network on top in annual ratings wars. He blew hot and cold on network news, helping to found and develop it, but willing to cast much of that work aside to avoid controversy or to increase profits. Like many founders, however, he stayed too long and unwittingly helped weaken his company.

Paley was very active in New York art and social circles throughout his life. He was a key figure in the Museum of Modern Art from its founding in 1929.

It is said Paley kept a pair of shoes in his office desk drawer so he could put his feet up on his desk and the soles had never touched anything but carpet. He was that fastidious.

The cartoonist Al Capp, creator of Li’l Abner, was born 100 years ago today.

Seymour Cray, the developer of the super-computer was born in Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin, on this date in 1925.

The first Cray-1™ system was installed at Los Alamos National Laboratory in 1976 for $8.8 million. It boasted a world-record speed of 160 million floating-point operations per second (160 megaflops) and an 8 megabyte (1 million word) main memory.

Cray Inc.

Eight whole megabytes of main memory.

Cray died 1996, the result of injuries from a collision on I-25 at North Academy Boulevard near Colorado Springs.

It was on September 28th, 82 years ago today, that penicillin was discovered by British bacteriologist Alexander Fleming. Yay Fleming.

Ignorance widespread

Researchers from the independent Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life phoned more than 3,400 Americans and asked them 32 questions about the Bible, Christianity and other world religions, famous religious figures and the constitutional principles governing religion in public life.

On average, people who took the survey answered half the questions incorrectly, and many flubbed even questions about their own faith.

Those who scored the highest were atheists and agnostics, as well as two religious minorities: Jews and Mormons. The results were the same even after the researchers controlled for factors like age and racial differences.
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Among the topics covered in the survey were: Where was Jesus born? What is Ramadan? Whose writings inspired the Protestant Reformation? Which Biblical figure led the exodus from Egypt? What religion is the Dalai Lama? Joseph Smith? Mother Theresa? In most cases, the format was multiple choice.

The New York Times has more in its report.

UPDATE: Here’s a 15-question quiz: U.S. Religious Knowledge Quiz. 15 correct out of 15 here.

Here’s something I didn’t know

. . . but have surely appreciated innumerable times.

“Stephen Mather, father of the National Park system, hired artists to decide where the roads in all the parks should be placed.   He wanted you to see them as artists would paint or photograph them.”

The North Rim Chronicles, Part II

It’s a fine essay about visiting the Grand Canyon, if I haven’t already made your homework reading list too long for today.

Truest but too bad line of the day

“Both New Mexico and New Mexico State hired a new coach prior to last season: I don’t think N.M.S.U. struck gold in Walker, but the university certainly could have done worse. Could have done far worse, in fact — it could have hired Mike Locksley, the U.N.M. coach rapidly making a claim to be the worst coach in the country.”

Pre-Snap Read, which has the gory details.

Another:

“Congratulations are in order for Locksley: just when we think you can’t lead this program any lower, you surprise us with a performance like the one we saw on Saturday.”

Freedom

I saw this the other day in an essay on Socialism, masturbation, and Christine O’Donnell by William Saletan. What do you think?

I don’t think the absence of government is sufficient to define freedom. I think social control over individuals can be exercised not just by the state but by other agents of what’s described broadly, in definitions of socialism, as the “public,” the “community,” or the “collective.” In the context of another moral issue, abortion, I wrote a whole book about this disagreement. Short version:

Liberals tend to think that freedom belongs to the individual, whereas conservatives tend to think that freedom belongs to private or local institutions such as families, communities, and businesses. The debate over prayer in school, for example, pits individual freedom against community freedom. Child abuse laws pit the rights of children against the sovereignty of families. Consumer product safety laws pit the asserted rights of consumers against the freedom of businesses. In such disputes, liberals are more inclined than conservatives to distinguish the interests of the individual from the interests of private institutions and to enlist the government to protect the former from the latter.

I think his distinction is apt, though I wouldn’t draw it strictly as between liberals and conservatives in all cases.

Been talking about TV over the internets lately

. . . so I thought I should pass this along.

Among the highlights, Netflix members will be able to instantly watch:

  • Episodes from every season of NBC’s signature comedy franchise “Saturday Night Live,” including day-after broadcast of the upcoming 2010, 2011 and 2012 seasons plus hundreds of episodes from the first 35 years of “SNL.”
  • Every episode from the last season of the multiple Emmy® Award-winning series “30 Rock,” “The Office” and “Law & Order: SVU,” as well as earlier seasons of those shows renewed for streaming from Netflix under the current deal.
  • All prior seasons – and eventually next year’s final season – of “Friday Night Lights,” the small-town drama surrounding high-school football in Dillon, Tex.
  • All prior seasons of USA Network hits “Psych,” the comedy featuring James Roday as a fake psychic who solves crimes with his best friend, Dule Hill; the drama “In Plain Sight,” starring Mary McCormack as a U.S. Marshal in New Mexico; as well as all seasons of “Monk,” starring Emmy® Award and Golden Globe® Award winner Tony Shalhoub in the title role.  Prior seasons of all three shows are available to watch instantly at Netflix for the first time.
  • More than 75 prior season episodes of Syfy’s mainstay “Battlestar Galactica,” as well as prior seasons of the network’s popular series’ “Destination Truth” and “Eureka” – all streaming from Netflix for the first time.
  • Netflix and NBC Universal Announce Agreement to Stream Prior Season Cable and Broadcast TV Series New to Netflix Members

If you don’t already know, there are many ways to connect Netflix to your TV(s). Streaming doesn’t require that you watch just on your computer or phone.

Fall is in the air

Autumn is here (for those of us in the northern hemisphere). This year, the full moon and the autumnal equinox happened on the same day, for the first time in 19 years. Evenings now come sooner and the air cools more quickly, leaves are beginning to change, crops are being harvested, harvest festivals are being held, and animals and nomads are on the move to their winter grounds. Collected here are a handful of recent images of early autumn around the northern half of our world. (35 photos total)

The Big Picture – Boston.com

Good writing about great writing

A look at John Updike’s wonderful 1960 essay about Ted Williams final game, “Hub Fans Bid Kid Adieu.”

It’s not too much to say that “Hub Fans” changed sportswriting. Affectionately mocking the tradition of sports clichés (as in the title, which didn’t actually appear in any of Boston’s seven dailies at the time, but easily could have), the essay demonstrated that you could write about baseball, of all things, in a way that was personal, intelligent, even lyrical. Updike compares Williams to Achilles, to a Calder mobile, to Donatello’s David, standing on third base as if the bag were the head of Goliath.

Both the article and Updike’s wonderful piece are well-worth your time.

Hub Fans Bid Kid Adieu, John Updike (1960)

Update: I read Updike again (I have read it more than once before.). It really is magnificent.

September 27th

It’s the birthday of

… Jayne Meadows, Steve Allen’s widow. She’s 90. It was her sister Audrey Meadows that played Ralph Kramden’s wife Alice on The Jackie Gleason Show. Their real surname was Cotter and the sisters were born in Wu-ch’ang, Heilongjiang, China, to missionary parents. Jayne was in a few films and television programs, perhaps best remembered as a panelist on I’ve Got a Secret and To Tell the Truth. That’s her on the left in the photo.

… Arthur Penn, 88. The director was nominated for three best direction Oscars, but never won. The three were The Miracle Worker, Bonnie and Clyde, and Alice’s Restaurant.

… Wilford Brimley. He’s 76 today. Brimley was 53-54 when he played the old guy in Cocoon.

… Baseball Hall-of-Famer Mike Schmidt. He’s 61.

An unprecedented combination of power and defense molded Mike Schmidt into one of the game’s greatest third basemen. The powerful right-handed hitter slugged 548 career home runs, belted 40 or more long balls in three separate seasons and hit 30 or more home runs 10 other times. He established a Major League record for third basemen by clouting 48 homers in 1980 and once hit four consecutive round-trippers in a single game in 1976. A three-time National League MVP, he was a 12-time All-Star, won 10 Gold Gloves and was named The Sporting News Player of the Decade for the 1980s.

Baseball Hall of Fame

… Gwyneth Paltrow. She’s 38.

… Avril Lavigne, 26.

William Conrad, one of the great voices of radio, was born on this date in 1920.

Conrad estimated that he appeared in over 7,500 roles on radio. He was regularly heard inviting listeners to “get away from it all” on CBS’ Escape. Conrad’s other radio credits include appearances on The Damon Runyon Theater, The Lux Radio Theater, Nightbeat, Fibber McGee and Molly and Suspense. For “The Wax Works,” a 1956 episode of Suspense, Conrad demonstrated his versatility by performing all the roles.

Conrad’s longest-running role was that of U.S. marshal Matt Dillon on the groundbreaking radio western Gunsmoke, which aired on CBS radio from 1952 to 1961.

When the golden age of radio was over, Conrad could be heard delivering the urgent narration for Jay Ward’s classic Bullwinkle Show. He later starred on the television series Cannon and Jake and the Fatman.

Radio Hall of Fame

Samuel Adams Beers are named for Sam Adams the brewer of beer and revolution, who was born on this date in 1722.

[Adams] was a failed businessman and a not-very-effective tax collector when the British passed the Sugar Act of 1764, and Adams finally found his purpose in life. He was one of the first members of the colonies to speak out against taxation without representation and one of the first people to argue for the colonies’ independence from Great Britain. He had a genius for agitating people. He organized riots and wrote propaganda, describing the British as murderers and slave drivers. He went on to become one of the signers of the Declaration of Independence and participated in the Continental Congress. It was Samuel Adams, who said, “It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people’s minds.”

The Writer’s Almanac (2007)

Best line of the day

“Hence, when you look through the GOP proposals to cut spending, they are uniformly, laughably puny. A typical idea is to permit the government to hire only one new worker for every two who leave. Leaving aside the arbitrariness of the idea, its own proponents claim that it will save a whopping $35 billion—over 10 years. They are whacking weeds at the edge of a large field where they let sacred cows get fatter.”

James Ledbetter – Slate Magazine