So true

From America’s Finest News Source, The Onion

Reality Show Slowly Sinks In
EAST LANSING, MI—Though she’d lived in denial for nearly a month, toy-store manager Ellen Cranmer admitted Monday that the reality show The Apprentice has finally sunk in. “Normally I never watch those stupid reality shows, and I certainly don’t integrate them into my regular week,” Cranmer said. “But since around the time of the Trump Ice challenge, I’ve been passing on social events so I can be home Thursdays at 9 p.m.” Cranmer said that she was shocked when she realized she hadn’t missed a single episode, and saddened by her belief that Amy will win.

Omarosa wishes she’d been “badder”

From column in the Detroit Free Press last Thursday:

Still, Omarosa has emerged victorious, judging from the opportunities showered on her since her exit. A political consultant who once worked for the Clinton-Gore White House, she’s now planning to design a line of business suits and accessories inspired by the clothing she wore on the show.

She’s also fielding offers to get back on television, perhaps as a host of a reality show or a political commentator for the the 2004 presidential election. “There’s a deal that would put me on the air very soon, but I can’t tip my hand,” she hints.

She’s proud the offers have been for smart projects, not “silly things like jumping off a roof or eating bugs.” And while she won’t say the show portrayed her unfairly as a rhymes-with-witch, she does allow that “what I saw was just not my reality.”

For Omarosa, getting canned is proving to be a great career move. “If I knew that being so bad would have been good, I would have been badder,” she says with a laugh.

The Apprentice

Africana’s Reality TV Recap has the best take on last night’s The Apprentice:

The Apprentice didn’t do much better in the category of interesting television. With Omarosa gone, the rest of the apprentices’ flaws seem to shine. It’s kind of hard to cover your butt after your scapegoat makes an exit. Among the things we learn now that Omarosa is no longer there: Kwame is worthless (absolutely lovely to look at, but worthless, nonetheless); Amy is a terrific contestant, but so arrogant and full of herself that she makes Omarosa look like a nun; Heidi couldn’t buy class if it was on sale at Goodwill; Nick is an utter jerk; Troy speaks a type of English that needs to be taught in schools (Africana’s Quote of the Week: “…like looking up the ass of a dead dog with fleas…”); and Katrina is a whiner. Actually, I noticed all of that weeks ago, but all everyone seemed to care about was Omarosa, so it feels good to be able to dump on some other people, for a change.

This week’s project involved managing a fleet of rickshaws and Team Versacorp won, mainly because all Team Protégé could come up with in the way of brilliant ideas was…hang on, now…charging folks for rides! Woo hoo. Versacorp, on the other hand, sold advertising on the backs of the pedi-cabs, which led to Katrina screeching to Bill that he used her likeness in order to make money, and that was unethical. I agree. After all, the only person who should be able to flaunt her body and pretty face in order to wrangle men into spending money is Katrina!

A twist leads to Troy (the losing project manager) sending someone back to the suite (of course, he picks Kwame — why is it when the men stick together it’s seen as normal but when the women do, Trump comments on it?), and loser Heidi shows that she lacks not only class, but common sense as well, backtalking to Trump and Company that their thoughts of her are nothing but their opinions. As Carolyn reminds Heidi, their opinions are the only ones that actually matter. The icing on the cake was Heidi departing with an attitude of “Well, I wanted to go home anyway.” Sure you did, Heidi. Sure you did. That’s why you called Troy an a–hole for bringing you into the boardroom, right?

Ex-“Apprentice” Contestants Ereka, Omarosa Face Off

NewMexiKen wants you informed. Here’s the latest on Omarosa. This report is from FOXNews.com:

“I’m just going to move on,” she [Omarosa] said. “Ereka has no press, and I see this as a way she’s trying to get back out in the press and exploit it. Ereka doesn’t have a job or any job prospects on the horizon – she lives in her mother’s basement, for crying out loud.”

“She’s at home clipping articles about me. Her obsession with me is going to continue, and I don’t want to feed into it,” she said.

NewMexiKen can’t wait until newly fired Heidi mixes in. Wrestle Mania meets The Apprentice.

Omarosa

Sorry folks who got here from a search for Omarosa. Google “Omarosa lawsuit” and NewMexiKen is number three on the list.

Isn’t the Internet mysterious and grand?

If your interests extend beyong The Apprentice please stay and look around. You may find a thing or two of interest. Take a moment if you will and leave a comment — it would be fun to see what all the Omarosa folks have to say.

And if I learn anything about Omarosa’s lawsuit I promise to post it right here on NewMexiKen.

Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth

Her bio from The Apprentice.

Omarosa is a former political appointee in the Clinton and Gore White House. She currently works as a political consultant in Washington, DC. Omarosa had a humble youth, growing up in the projects of Youngstown, Ohio, but she eventually graduated from Central State University. She also earned a Master’s degree from Howard University and is now working toward her Ph.D, which should be awarded to her in the spring of 2004. Omarosa’s hobby is pageantry and she enjoys working as an image consultant who has successfully trained a Miss USA, Miss Taiwan and Miss Guyana.

Omarosa update

Omarosa continues to generate a lot of visits from the search engines.

NewMexiKen is considering an all-Omarosa format.

Serious pop culture question: Do you think Omarosa would be as well-known if she had a name like Amy or Lisa?

Another serious pop culture question: Is “serious pop culture” an oxymoron?

Is “The Sopranos” a chick show?

From Salon.com, “Why an ultraviolent drama about a New Jersey mafioso paints a more nuanced portrait of women than anything you’ll find on Lifetime,” by Rebecca Traister. She concludes:

Perhaps it is the tense power seesaw between Tony and Carmela that makes them vibrate like tuning forks when they are in the same room; or maybe it’s just some great chemistry between Gandolfini and Falco. Either way, every scene they have together feels intimate and familiar. Barreca agrees: “Those scenes were like listening to your parents fight, when you’re both horrified and compelled to keep listening. I couldn’t believe that she was willing to go as far as she was. I wanted to put my fingers in my ears and rock back and forth. I didn’t feel a sense of feminist triumph.”

So it may not be empowering. But it is engrossing, and confusing, and genuine. And who said that good female narrative has to be empowering, anyway? Better that it be smart and give us something complicated to chew on. “That’s why the show is such a treat,” says Barreca. “You get so tired of being served the dishes you’ve helped to prepare. It’s so good when someone makes you something you’ve never tried before.”

Note: You’ll have to view a brief commercial (no worse than a pop-up) unless you’re a Salon subscriber.

Omarosa lawsuit

NewMexiKen knows who Omarosa is but knows nothing about any lawsuit.

“Omarosa lawsuit” is, however, bringing lots of visits to NewMexiKen today via Google.

So I thought I would help Google out: Omarosa, The Apprentice, Trump, lawsuit, NBC, Trump Ice, Kwame, Versacorp, Protégé, Heidi, Troy, Katrina, Nick, Ereka.

And away we go

Jackie Gleason was born in Brooklyn on this date in 1916.

One of the greats of early TV, known primarily now for his portrayal of bus driver Ralph Kramden in the Honeymooners. He was in a number of films and received an Academy Award nomination for best supporting actor in The Hustler. Gleason also won a Tony Award.

“And away we go” was one of Gleason’s stock lines. It is also the inscription at his grave site.

Can you tell me how to get
To Sesame Street

Belle Waring at Crooked Timber posted this nice piece about Sesame Street.

When I was a kid, I really liked Sesame Street, and now that I have a little girl, I still like it. Timothy Burke, for one, finds it a bit too cloyingly pro-social (he complained of this in a comments thread that I am too lazy to find here). One of my favorite animated bits as a child was one in which three plainly dressed workmen emerge from, clean, and retreat into a giant letter I, accompanied by the following song in a minor key: “We all live in a capital I/in the middle of the desert, in the center of the sky/and all day long we polish on the I/to make it clean and shiny so it brightens up the sky.” Imagine my surprise when I read Ulysses at 17 (yes, I was trying too hard; don’t worry, I re-read it later) and found the following passage:

(He points to the south, then to the east. A cake of new, clean soap arises, diffusing light and perfume.)THE SOAP:
We’re a capital couple, Bloom and I;
He brightens the earth, I polish the sky

Those jokers at the Children’s Television Workshop. I have also always liked the look of it. Even when I lived in NYC in a terrible place between Amsterdam and Columbus on 109th — I recall holding the phone out the window for my brother to hear the small arms fire before I retreated into the tub — I was always tickled by the resemblance to Sesame Street. Only there were fewer muppets and more crack dealers.

Finally, they sometimes address the big issues. On a recent episode, Big Bird and Snuffleupagus were investigating whether various things (toasters, plants, small children) were alive or not. By the end, they had worked themselves around to some serious questions. Is the letter “A” alive? No. Is the Children’s Television Workshop alive? Indeterminate. Is the word “alive’ alive? No, because it doesn’t grow or change. Take that, Platonism!

Respectful of Otters

New discovery — the blog Respectful of Otters. If this post is typical, this blog might be worth watching.

Sisyphus Shrugged has news of the inevitable class-action lawsuit, filed by a Tennessee woman who complains she suffered “outrage, anger, embarrassment and serious injury” from the brief sight of Janet Jackson’s tit, sufficient to require three years’ worth of the total revenues of CBS, MTV, and Viacom in order to assuage her pain. Heaven help her if she ever accidentally stumbles into a meeting of the La Leche League.

Halftime at Super Bowl Became Quite Revealing

Columnist T.J. Simers of the Los Angeles Times takes off on the halftime show.

I remember when Disney used to produce these halftime shows.

CBS cuts away quickly, but not quick enough.

I check with witnesses on the field, who are staring at the scoreboard waiting for the replay. They say Jackson ran from the stage with both arms across her chest, although the placement of the silver star suggests it was part of the game plan….

“There was no indication that any such thing would happen,” the CBS statement said. “That moment did not conform to CBS broadcast standards, and we would like to apologize to anyone who was offended.”

I can’t imagine Fox ever issuing such a statement.

NewMexiKen suggests a return to the halftime show of the first Super Bowl — the University of Arizona Marching Band.

The Lone Ranger rides again

The radio program The Lone Ranger debuted on WXYZ radio, Detroit, on this date in 1933. The show became so popular it was one of the reasons why several stations linked together to share programming on what became the Mutual Broadcasting System.

Several characteristics were unique and central to the premise of this western, and the initial episode which explained the legend was occasionally repeated so young viewers would under-stand how the hero gained his name and why he wore a mask. The Lone Ranger was one of six Texas Rangers who were ambushed while chasing a gang of outlaws led by Butch Cavendish. After the battle, one “lone ranger” survived, and was discovered by Tonto, a Native American who recognized the survivor as John Reid, the man who had saved his life earlier. Tonto thereafter referred to the ranger as “kemo sabe,” which is translated as “trusty scout.” After Tonto helped him regain his strength, the ranger vowed to hide his identity from Cavendish and to dedicate his life to “making the West a decent place to live.” He and Tonto dug an extra grave to fool Cavendish into believing all six rangers had died, and the ranger donned a mask to protect his identity as the single surviving ranger. Only Tonto knows who he is … the Lone Ranger. After he and Tonto saved a silver-white stallion from being gored by a buffalo, they nursed the horse back to health and set him free. The horse followed them and the Lone Ranger decided to adopt him and give him the name Silver. Shortly thereafter, the Lone Ranger and Tonto encountered a man who, it turns out, has been set up to take the blame for murders committed by Cavendish. They established him as caretaker in an abandoned silver mine, where he produced silver bullets for the Lone Ranger. Even after the Cavendish gang was captured, the Lone Ranger decided to keep his identity a secret. Near the end of this and many future episodes, someone asks about the identity of the masked man. The typical response: “I don’t rightly know his real name, but I’ve heard him called… the Lone Ranger.”
— From the Encylopedia of Television

The show remained on radio for 23 years.

“A fiery horse with the speed of light! A cloud of dust and a hearty ‘Hi-Yo, Silver!’ The Lone Ranger!”