“She seems convinced that extremism in the defense of book sales is no vice.”
Alessandra Stanley regarding Ann Coulter in a discussion of Leno and Letterman.
“She seems convinced that extremism in the defense of book sales is no vice.”
Alessandra Stanley regarding Ann Coulter in a discussion of Leno and Letterman.
John Fleck makes an excellent point about the professionalism of firefighters contrasted with that of TV journalists:
I have a great frustration with traditional television news coverage of wildfires, because it generally leaves the impression of a chaotic, uncontrolled and unpredictable situation. Sometimes it is that way. But more often, the fire crews have a pretty clear idea of terrain, fuel load and weather. They know where the fire is now, and where it’s likely to go in the next 24 hours. They have a strategy for fighting the fire, which generally involves cutting a line behind it, flanking it with lines, and picking a safe distance in front of it to cut a line. It’s hard work, but most of the time it’s a fairly orderly process. The importance is to distinguish that orderly process from the times that the fire gets unruly rather than just treating the whole event as unruly chaos.
My thoughts exactly from ‘Burque Babble:
First [on ESPN2], the U.S. national anthem is played. Tight shots of all the nervous American players. Then….then…then…we go to commercials. The Czech national anthem doesn’t hit U.S. air.
I switch to Univision and of course they have the Czech national anthem. I stick with Univision the rest of the game.
NewMexiKen lived through The Sopranos without cable, but Deadwood, which returned last night on HBO, pushed me to the brink. I need HBO and I need it now.
So I called my dealer, Comcast. They had sent me an advertisment for cable at “$25 off per month for 16 months!” Sounded good.
“But sir, you have to be an existing dish customer. This is a ‘Dump the Dish’ marketing campaign.”
“But it doesn’t specifically say that,” I reply.
“But that’s what we intended,” I hear back. “It’s a “Dump the Dish” campaign.”
The supervisor who eventually came on the line (not unlike Ernestine for those who remember Lily Tomlin’s telephone operator) pointed out that the mailer does say “Some restrictions may apply.” And so they do.
I’m going to buy a dish.
… is 80 today. If you’re her age, you might remember her better as Schultzy. That’s Ann B. Davis of The Brady Bunch and The Bob Cummings Show.
“Mickey Mouse Clubhouse,” a new series for preschool children that begins tonight on the Disney Channel, seeks to restore the primacy of the network’s most famous character. In a sense, Mickey has been demoted: the cartoon creature, who in his heyday chatted with Leopold Stokowski in “Fantasia” and was a hero of World War II (the password for Allied troops on D-Day was “Mickey Mouse”), is now teaching toddlers to count and identify shapes in a Sesame Streetish half-hour program that the network describes as “learning-focused.”
For much of his television career, the mouse was more a master of ceremonies than a comic lead. Now he has been whittled down to a Mister Rogers role — kindly and didactic.
What a way to treat a senior rodent (Mickey’s 77).
21 days without television for NewMexiKen — 3 weeks. None. Total abstinence.
It started by accident. I just wasn’t around TV for a few days while traveling. Then, when I got home I didn’t even turn the surge protector back on for more than a week. Now, I don’t even think of it much.
Other habits should be this easy to kick.
Among other things instead over the weekend, I read Buzz Bissinger’s Three Nights in August. The book is subtitled — “Strategy, Heartbreak, And Joy Inside the Mind of a Manager.” The manager in this case is Tony LaRussa and the three nights in August were in August 2003 when LaRussa’s Cardinals played a pivotal series against the Chicago Cubs.
Bissinger, who wrote the outstading Friday Night Lights, sees Three Nights as somewhat of an antithesis to Michael Lewis’ Moneyball; the humanists vs. the statisticians. Whatever, it is a good story (if you like inside baseball) very, well told.
“[A]s so much of pitching, like love, is about feel and as elusive as it is beautiful.”
“In his multiple roles of Doctor Phil, Doctor Ruth, and Doctor Seuss, La Russa wondered ….”
“A pitcher’s head is far more precious than his arm and far more inscrutable.”
“Lofton nails it. He tags it, drills it, creams it, drives it, powers it, powders it, smokes it, kills it, commits every baseball cliché of hitting and then some.”
… of Jerry Seinfeld. He’s 52.
… of three-time Oscar nominee, one-time winner Daniel Day-Lewis. He’s 49.
… of three-time Oscar nominee Michelle Pfeiffer. She’s 48.
… of Jan Brady. Eve Plumb is 48.
… of one-time Oscar nominee (Pulp Fiction) Uma Thurman. She’s 36.
Edward Kennedy Ellington, that is, Duke Ellington, was born in Washington, D.C., on this date in 1899. The PBS web site for JAZZ A Film By Ken Burns sums up Ellington succinctly.
Edward Kennedy “Duke” Ellington was the most prolific composer of the twentieth century in terms of both number of compositions and variety of forms. His development was one of the most spectacular in the history of music, underscored by more than fifty years of sustained achievement as an artist and an entertainer. He is considered by many to be America’s greatest composer, bandleader, and recording artist.
The extent of Ellington’s innovations helped to redefine the various forms in which he worked. He synthesized many of the elements of American music — the minstrel song, ragtime, Tin Pan Alley tunes, the blues, and American appropriations of the European music tradition — into a consistent style with which, though technically complex, has a directness and a simplicity of expression largely absent from the purported art music of the twentieth century. Ellington’s first great achievements came in the three-minute song form, and he later wrote music for all kinds of settings: the ballroom, the comedy stage, the nightclub, the movie house, the theater, the concert hall, and the cathedral. His blues writing resulted in new conceptions of form, harmony, and melody, and he became the master of the romantic ballad and created numerous works that featured the great soloists in his jazz orchestra.
The Red Hot Jazz Archive has a number of Ellington recordings on line [RealAudio files].
And William Randolph Hearst was born on this date in 1863. Many think we know Hearst because we know Charles Foster Kane. Was Hearst the model for Charles Foster Kane? Read what Orson Welles had to say in 1975 (first posted by NewMexiKen two years ago).
Egbert Roscoe Murrow was born on this date in 1908. He died in 1965.
A Murrow radio report from a bombing raid over Berlin (he made 25 bombing runs).
The clouds were gone and the sticks of incendiaries from the preceding waves made the place look like a badly laid out city with the streetlights on. The small incendiaries were going down like a fistful of white rice thrown on a piece of black velvet. As Jock hauled the Dog up again, I was thrown to the other side of the cockpit, and there below were more incendiaries, glowing white and then turning red. The cookies—the four-thousand-pound high explosives—were bursting below like great sunflowers gone mad. And then, as we started down again, still held in the lights, I remembered the Dog still had one of those cookies and a whole basket of incendiaries in its belly, and the lights still held us. And I was very frightened.
The above from a fine article earlier this year by Nicholas Lehmann in The New Yorker. This article is excellent background for those who have seen Good Night, And Good Luck. (Quotation actually taken from Bob Edwards’ Edward R. Murrow and the Birth of Broadcast Journalism.)
NPR has some good stuff including clips from World War II and commentary on McCarthy.
And here is the complete text of Murrow’s 1958 speech to the Radio-Television News Directors Association featured in the film, Good Night, And Good Luck.
AP is reporting that Mike Wallace says he has been in talks with NBC about a job.
Holy cannoli, Mike Wallace (1918) is older than NBC (1926).
The Sports Economist finds irony in the Baltimore Orioles-Washington Nationals TV deals:
Major League Baseball negotiated with Peter Angelos, owner of the Orioles, and granted him the broadcast rights for the region. Angelos created the Mid Atlantic Sports Network, MASN, to broadcast Orioles’ and Nationals’ games, witht the Orioles getting 90% of the revenues. The Nationals get a $20 million licensing fee. Eventually the Nationals are to become a 1/3 owner of MASN.
Comcast, the cable broadcaster, and the Orioles are now in a legal battle as Comcast refuses to air Nationals’ games via the MASN. Comcast is staking out territory as the protector of consumers against the monopoly on rights granted the Orioles by Major League Baseball. Anyone who has ever dealt with Comcast will see the irony in Comcast’s position.
May 26, 1637
January 25, 1787
January 24, 1848
September 17, 1862
July 6, 1892
September 6, 1901
July 21, 1925
July 16, 1939
September 9, 1956
June 21, 1964
The History Channel is showing a 10-hour series this coming Sunday through Thursday (two hours each night) — “10 Days That Unexpectedly Changed America.” The 10 dates are listed above. How many of the events can you identify from the date?
The Writer’s Almanac, often cited here at NewMexiKen, is now available as a daily podcast hosted by Garrison Keillor. Click for details.
The 100-foot Desperate Housewife. (Requires Google Earth)
More likely to attract aliens than the usual stuff we send on space capsules.
In case you don’t have Google Earth, here’s what you would see.
The 75-by-110-foot display is just outside Primm, Nevada, near the California state line. That’s a pickup at the bottom.
NewMexiKen likes Clark Kellogg but hasn’t anyone told him he has a microphone and need not shout. (7:12 PM)
Everyone is picking Florida. Not NewMexiKen. (7:14 PM)
The High Definition picture from the RCA Dome is awesome, but why not introduce the starters from each team all at once rather than this first one from Florida, then one from UCLA silliness? It’s a team sport. (7:20 PM)
I guess UCLA realizes this won’t be another LSU game. (7:29 PM — Florida 11 UCLA 6)
Watching that dunk and hearing that Hollins is 21 of 23 for the tournament reminds me of Bill Walton’s great performance when he went 21 of 22 for the championship game. Dunks were not allowed at that time! (7:40 PM)
Vintage Billy Packer, talking about UCLA’s foul shooting percentage while a Florida player shoots. (7:42 PM)
General Motors seems more intent on saving jobs in the advertising industry than the jobs of the men and women who build their automobiles. (7:47 PM)
UCLA’s Lorenzo Mata: If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three — blown layup, blown shot, stupid foul. (7:55 PM)
Nance and Packer: “Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.” Endless blather. [You’d think they were bloggers.] (7:56 PM)
The reason it’s just Poseidon this time and not the Poseidon Adventure is because Shelley Winters isn’t in the remake. Rest in Peace Mrs. Rosen. (8:06 PM)
Do any of these Florida players with famous fathers also have mothers? (8:11 PM)
Half time. (8:16 PM)
A close friend has Florida in her office brackets, so I’ve decided I really should root for the Gators. (8:40 PM — Florida 39 UCLA 25)
45 seconds of basketball. 120 seconds of commercials. Wonderful. (9:15 PM)
Cool cap on Bill Russell (he wore number 6 with the Boston Celtics). (9:20 PM)
Holy crap. He didn’t just walk, he ran the Marathon. (9:28 PM)
1:17 left and Nance and Packer are still talking trivia. Shut up and savor guys, savor. (9:30 PM)
Congratulations to Florida. Great performance. (9:34 PM)
A review of HBO’s ‘Assume the Position With Mr. Wuhl’. It begins:
He confesses to having studied “nothing” while an undergraduate at the University of Houston. But last year, the comedian and actor Robert Wuhl decided that he wanted to become a college professor. Not a real one, but a humorous substitute, backed by an HBO crew, who would amuse a packed lecture hall with a curriculum proposing that American history was popular culture — and a lot of gossip.
“The key to history is who tells the story,” Mr. Wuhl said in an interview. “Tolstoy said, ‘History is a wonderful thing, if only it were true.’ If O’Reilly and Franken see the same event, you’ll get two different stories. A guy writes a book that says Lincoln is gay, so is he gay because someone says so?”
In “Assume the Position With Mr. Wuhl” (tonight at 10 on HBO), he asks a hall full of university students to consider the piffle perpetrated by Washington Irving in the early 19th century: that Christopher Columbus had discovered that the earth was round.
Or the nonsense that Paul Revere, and not the little-known postal rider Israel Bissell, deserved Longfellow’s lionization for warning about British troop movements. But, he says, Bissell, who galloped much farther than Revere, did not suit the poet’s stirring legend-making. He rights the wrong with a quick ditty about Bissell.
Take Mr. Wuhl’s quiz.
“For those of us who actually look forward to our weekly dose of dippiness courtesy of future toxicology report subject Paula Abdul, wonderful news: She has renewed her American Idol contract for three more seasons….”
So, one of the rumors going around the internets is that Tony Soprano really did get whacked by Uncle Junior in the sixth season opening show of The Sopranos (last Sunday). The remaining 17-or-so episodes will consist of flashbacks to events before the shooting while we — the audience — all wait to learn Tony’s fate.
Dan Neil has 800 Words on American Idol. Go read them all, but here’s some of them:
In this newspaper’s op-ed section, author Thomas de Zengotita theorized that the popularity of “Idol” reflected the onset of the “virtual revolution,” a pervasive self-publicizing impulse (blogs, chat rooms, MySpace.com) that has ordinary people “demanding a share of the last scarce resource in the overdeveloped world—attention.”
This is a grand bit of pop culture hermeneutics, and it’s just bull. “Idol” is a talent show, an amateur singing contest, no better and no worse—and no more driven by digital culture—than the “Original Amateur Hour,” which ran on radio and then on television almost uninterrupted from 1934 until 1970. Were “The Gong Show” and “Star Search” also manifestations of the virtual revolution?
In fact, it’s the celebration of amateurism that makes “Idol” so compelling; conversely, it was the Olympics’ semi-pro vibe that made the Winter Games so farcical and forgettable.
…Far from polishing the almighty pedestal of celebrity, “Idol” takes a wrecking ball to it. Here is proof that pop stars are not so unapproachably special and rare that they deserve to be worshipped. People just as talented and just as worthy may be shelving your library books or cold-calling you for newspaper subscriptions or cleaning your pool. It turns out we’re a pretty gifted species, Homo sapiens cinderellus.
Billy Packer, NewMexiKen’s least favorite sports commentator, devotes his whole life to the game, gets to the big CBS selection show Sunday evening and, true to form, blows it. Commenting on the Washington bracket, Packer says he likes the 8-9 game between Arizona and Wisconsin.
Only problem, the Arizona-Wisconsin game is in the Minneapolis bracket, which CBS hasn’t gotten to yet.
Other NewMexiKen takes on Packer are here and here and here and here and here and here and here.
(All of them at one click.)
The Oscars were watched by less than 40 million Americans.
That means about 250 million Americans were doing something else.
… might be interested in knowing that the iTunes Music Store has the complete 90 minutes of his recent appearance on Inside the Actors Studio for $1.99.
Catch Natalie Portman’s gangsta rap while you can (from Saturday Night Live).
Update: NBC has it here.
It’s been a tough few days for Ron Howard and Ron Howard’s brother, Clint Howard.
Ron lost his TV-dad’s deputy, Barney Fife of The Andy Griffith Show, played by the great Don Knotts who died at age 81 Friday.
And Clint lost his TV-dad, Tom Wedloe of Gentle Ben, played by the equally great Dennis Weaver who also died at age 81 Friday. Of course, Weaver was better known from Gunsmoke and McCloud — and the terrific movie Duel (one of director Steven Spielberg’s first efforts).
And let’s not forget Darren McGavin who died Saturday at age 83. Among his scores of roles spanning seven decades, a particular favorite was as “The Old Man,” Ralphie Parker’s dad, in the ever-delightful A Christmas Story.
And NBC can blame only itself. For years it has packaged the international sporting event as a made-in-America variety show, so overselling the personalities and melodrama that it is sometimes hard to distinguish the Games from any other prime-time fare. The weepy triumph-over-adversity vignettes (mothers with failing kidneys, dead grandmothers, home schooling in New Hampshire) are now so common on television that NBC’s profiles of athletes, minireality shows tarted up with gauzy camera work and stirring soundtracks, look like something on ABC, “Extreme Makeover: Turin Edition.”
Alessandra Stanley in a review of the Olympic coverage entitled, ‘Idol’ Is What the Televised Olympics Try to Be, and There’s No Curling.