Santa Fe may require seat belts for pets

From CNN.com.

SANTA FE, New Mexico (Reuters) — Buckle up Fido!

The city of Santa Fe may soon require pet owners to restrain their dogs, cats and ferrets in special pet seats or with seat belts while traveling in a moving vehicle.

The ordinance, endorsed by the city’s public safety committee, would also require that “animals in open beds of trucks and cars be tethered or restrained enough so the animal can’t fly out the window,” said Kate Rindy, executive director of the Santa Fe Animal Shelter, who helped develop the proposed law.

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Link via The Coyote’s Bark…..

We locked you up in jail for 25 years and you were innocent all along? That’ll be £80,000 please.

From the Sunday Herald

What do you give someone who’s been proved innocent after spending the best part of their life behind bars, wrongfully convicted of a crime they didn’t commit?

An apology, maybe? Counselling? Champagne? Compensation? Well, if you’re David Blunkett, the Labour Home Secretary, the choice is simple: you give them a big, fat bill for the cost of board and lodgings for the time they spent freeloading at Her Majesty’s Pleasure in British prisons.

On Tuesday, Blunkett will fight in the Royal Courts of Justice in London for the right to charge victims of miscarriages of justice more than £3000 for every year they spent in jail while wrongly convicted. The logic is that the innocent man shouldn’t have been in prison eating free porridge and sleeping for nothing under regulation grey blankets.

Blunkett’s fight has been described as “outrageous”, “morally repugnant” and the “sickest of sick jokes”, but his spokesmen in the Home Office say it’s a completely “reasonable course of action” as the innocent men and women would have spent the money anyway on food and lodgings if they weren’t in prison. The government deems the claw-back “Saved Living Expenses”.

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City falls victim to Internet hoax, considers banning items made with water

This story is making the rounds of the blogs today. This report from AP via The Sacramento Bee.

ALISO VIEJO, Calif. (AP) – City officials were so concerned about the potentially dangerous properties of dihydrogen monoxide that they considered banning foam cups after they learned the chemical was used in their production.

Then they learned that dihydrogen monoxide – H2O for short – is the scientific term for water.

“It’s embarrassing,” said City Manager David J. Norman. “We had a paralegal who did bad research.”

The paralegal apparently fell victim to one of the many official looking Web sites that have been put up by pranksters to describe dihydrogen monoxide as “an odorless, tasteless chemical” that can be deadly if accidentally inhaled.

As a result, the City Council of this Orange County suburb had been scheduled to vote next week on a proposed law that would have banned the use of foam containers at city-sponsored events. Among the reasons given for the ban were that they were made with a substance that could “threaten human health and safety.”

The measure has been pulled from the agenda, although Norman said the city may still eventually ban foam cups.

“Our main concern is with the Aliso Creek watershed,” Norman said. “If you get Styrofoam into the water and it breaks apart, it’s virtually impossible to clean up.”

For 10 years NewMexiKen lived near Aliso Creek upstream from what is now Aliso Viejo. Most of the time then the creek suffered from a near total lack of dihydrogen monoxide.

JonBenet’s father may run for Michigan legislature

NewMexiKen wouldn’t want anyone to miss this news story from the Detroit Free Press via Daily Kos.

John Ramsey, father of slain child pageant star JonBenet, is seriously considering a run for the Michigan House of Representatives.

Ramsey has established residency in Charlevoix, where he has long vacationed, and has indicated he wants to succeed term-limited state Rep. Ken Bradstreet, R-Gaylord, said Matt Resch, spokesman for House Speaker Rick Johnson.

Ramsey is being urged to run by local Republican officials in Charlevoix, according to a report in Monday’s edition of the newsletter Inside Michigan Politics.

Pirate of the Caribbean

From The Seattle Times: Sideline Chatter:

Say it ain’t so, O.

DirecTV has filed suit in Miami against O.J. Simpson, claiming that the disgraced former football star stole its satellite TV signals, and is demanding $20,000 in damages, The Associated Press reported.

DirecTV claims that during a raid of Simpson’s home Dec. 4, 2001, two illegal retrieval devices, called “bootloaders,” were found. Simpson’s lawyer, taking the gloves off early, immediately stated that the devices were legal.

As for O.J., he has reportedly vowed to scour any and all golf courses in search of the real signal pirates.

Lifestyles of the rich and obnoxious

According to Independent.co.uk Lionel Richie’s Mrs. needs a lot of cash.

The details of the couple’s split became public this week with the leaked publication of Mrs Richie’s formal court petition insisting that she be maintained in the manner to which she became accustomed during her 20-year relationship with Richie, seven years of which she was his wife.

The document makes for intriguing reading, not least for the glimpse it offers into the materialistic proclivities of the Richie household. “The respondent and I had an extremely lavish lifestyle,” Mrs Richie writes. “We could comfortably afford to spend unlimited sums on everything and anything we chose.” And she isn’t joking.

Detailing her expenditure, she notes: “I spend in excess of $50,000 (£27,000) a month for my own personal services, entertainment and shopping.” This includes $3,000 on dermatology, $600 on hair, $250 on nails, $150 on electrolysis, $1,000 on laser hair removal, $450 on facials, $500 for a personal trainer, $600 for Pilates and $600 on massages; up to $15,000 on clothes, shoes and handbags, plus $5000 on jewellery; up to $1000 on “computer lessons”, $600 on therapy and a similar amount on vitamins and health supplements. She also spends at least $20,000 a year on plastic surgery. And she adds, without a hint of irony: “These numbers are conservative estimates.”

Clearly, this is a woman with one hell of a lifestyle, one she has absolutely no intention of compromising following her split from Richie in October. “I know that he earns in excess of $300,000 a month, because we have always comfortably spent at least that in any given month,” she writes, pointing to his album sales, his lucrative personal appearances and the imminent release of his new album, Just For You.

She points out that she gave up her business as a clothing designer to stay at home with the children, and that revenue from the house she lived in before moving in with Richie in the early 1990s went straight into his bank account.

She estimates that the value of their home, the original Guggenheim estate in Los Angeles, at $40m and claims credit for finding it, buying it and decorating it. The 18,000 square feet home include seven bedrooms, 17 bathrooms, a music room with a grand piano, a billiards room, a wine room, a gym, a home cinema, a recording studio and a “safe room” – also known, thanks to the recent Hollywood movie, as a “panic room”. She says that it costs between $35,000 and $45,000 per month to pay the salaries and incidental expenses of a house manager, head housekeeper, three subordinate housekeepers and other staff.

That is not to mention the regular holidays in New York, Colorado, Hawaii, the Caribbean and Europe, the fleet of vehicles in the garage (she drives a Porsche and a Range Rover) or the multiple expenses connected to the children, Miles, nine, and Sofia, five. Mrs Richie claims she spends $1,000 a month alone on birthday presents for her daughter’s friends. Miles attends a boarding school in Colorado while Sofia keeps busy at home with school, piano lessons, computer lessons, art and dance classes. Her mother adds: “I plan to begin sending Sofia to a therapist which I anticipate will cost at least $400 a month.”

Link via Dave Barry.

Six babies in under a minute

Also from Wired News: Furthermore:

They couldn’t have come out any faster if they’d been shot from torpedo tubes. As it was, they were shot from Jennifer Hanselman, 29, “like a popcorn popper,” said her husband, Keith. The sextuplets (three of each), weighing between 1 pound, 9 ounces and 2 pounds, 10 ounces, are doing well, considering their body weight and the fact that they were 2-1/2 months premature. They will remain in the neonatal intensive care unit for at least nine weeks before going home to Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio.

Breath taking bravado foils speed camera

QC received a very amusing although naughty e-mail from a spy at the Department of Transport this week. Our mate informs us that four youths from Canberra recently pulled off a trick of breath taking bravado to gain revenge on a mobile speed-camera van operating in the area.

Three of the group approached the van and distracted the operator’s attention by asking a series of questions about how the equipment worked and how many cars the operator would catch in a day. Meanwhile, the fourth musketeer sneaked to the front of the van and unscrewed its number plate.

“After bidding the van operator goodbye, the friends returned home, fixed the number plate to the car and drove through the camera’s radar at high speed – 17 times,” our transport spy writes.

“As a result, the automated billing system issued 17 speeding tickets to itself. Go Aussies!”

It’s 10 o’clock, do you know where your children are?

From The Smoking Gun:

FEBRUARY 12–If you follow up the “dirty dancing” contest at your daughter’s 12th birthday party with a field trip to Thirsty Jake’s to get the kids some booze, don’t be surprised if you end up in cuffs. And that’s exactly what happened to an Ohio man who pleaded guilty Monday to eight counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor in connection with the January 31 all-nighter described in the below Newark Police Division report. Jeffrey Yingling, 52, threw the party and made the booze run with several partygoers in tow–none of whom was over the age of 13. According to a statement given to cops by one 12-year-old girl, she nagged Yingling to score them some brew and offered to “be his kid if he bought some beer.” Yingling, who has four prior DUI convictions, copped his misdemeanor pleas in Licking County Common Pleas Court, where he is scheduled to be sentenced later this month. He faces a maximum of four years in prison.

Hey, it was a bad call

From CNN.com

PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania (AP) — A parent body-slammed a high school referee after he ordered the man’s wife out of the gym for allegedly yelling obscenities during a basketball game.

The referee, Ronald Bell, 57, was treated at a hospital for a concussion and released after the attack Friday night.

Peter J. Dukovich, 47, was charged with simple assault, assault on a sports official and disorderly conduct. His wife, RaeLynn, who claimed the ref was making bad calls, was cited for disorderly conduct.

After Bell asked security to escort the woman out of the gym, “her husband came down onto the court, picked up the official, threw him on the ground with his back striking first and then his head hit the floor,” West Deer Township police Chief Jon Lape said.

Officials say the rivalry between suburban Deer Lakes and Hampton high schools prompted administrators to allow only parents and grandparents to attend the game.

“We have parents who are supposed to be role models but instead we have problems occurring with parents fighting,” Lape said.

Dukovich declined to comment Monday.

We three kings persons of orient are

As one newpaper headline puts it, “The Three Fairly Sagacious Persons.”

The Church of England has decided that the three wise men who followed the star to Bethlehem bearing gifts for the baby Jesus may not have been all that wise — or even men.

The revision committee said: “While it seems very unlikely that these Persian court officials were female, the possibility that one or more of the Magi were female cannot be excluded completely.”

There is no theological dispute about the gifts they brought — gold, frankincense and myrrh — but the prayer has been changed to use the word Magi on the grounds that “the visitors were not necessarily wise and not necessarily men.”

See the report from CNN.com.

Jesus is my co-pilot

USATODAY.com:

An American Airlines pilot asked Christians on his flight to identify themselves and discuss their religion with non-Christian passengers, the airline said….

American’s Flight 34 was headed from Los Angeles to New York’s John F. Kennedy Airport on Friday when the pilot asked Christians on board to raise their hands, Wagner said.

The pilot, whose name was not released, told the airline that he then suggested the other passengers use the flight time to talk to the Christians about their faith, Wagner said.

The pilot also told passengers he would be available for discussion at the end of the flight.

John Edwards’ Penknife Taken at Airport

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) – Sen. John Edwards had a penknife confiscated as part of a stepped up security search that caused a one-hour delay for the Democratic presidential candidate and others boarding his chartered plane.

Albuquerque security officials gave extensive screenings to those traveling with the senator, including hand inspections of everyone’s luggage and carry-on bags.

“We must look dangerous,”‘ joked the North Carolina Democrat, who was forced to go through a metal detector along with other passengers, and to have all his bags X-rayed, before being allowed to board his campaign plane.

A small knife was confiscated from Edwards’ luggage. “It was a pocket knife,” Edwards said. “I didn’t even know it was there.” He said he was told it would be returned to him later.

A pair of scissors, tweezers and assorted small tools used by photographers and television cameramen also were confiscated. The extra scrutiny, which was not explained, caused Edwards to be an hour late for his next scheduled appearance, a speech at a union hall in Oklahoma City.